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Brown County Sheriff's Log

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KC0GRN

I wonder if the meat they were trying to sell was connected in some way with the dead canadian goose found in back of a van?

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 2:20 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

or the deer that was helped out of the fence?

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 2:25 PM Permalink
KITCH

What a great week in Brown County...

must be because of the warmer weather....

Kinda like last nite ....cops everywhere ont he streets...

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 2:30 PM Permalink
Med2k

Something smells fishy in Brown County.

Could there be a huge meat laundering scam going on there?

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 2:31 PM Permalink
KITCH

Brown county road speed limit JOE

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 2:33 PM Permalink
THX 1138



I don't know who I should be more worried about, the sellers, or the people actually buying meat out of some guy's truck

We get "Boosters" coming through our neighborhood once in awhile.

They get hold of (steal) liqour or meat, then sell it out of the back of their van.

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 3:10 PM Permalink
KITCH

6:10 p.m. 911 caller reports battery with a beer can.

Not in Brown county! I'm almost sure in that bumkin county its a felony for alcohol abuse.

Wed, 05/19/2004 - 7:13 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

8:05 p.m. Caller from Greasy Creek Road says a cat is stuck in a tree and wants information on how to get it down. Dispatcher advised it would come down when it gets hungry.

or starves to death

Thu, 05/20/2004 - 5:05 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

11 a.m. Caller from Fruitdale Road says neighbor is shooting too close to house. Dispatcher advised to call back if it happens again

and the line goes dead ...

Thu, 05/20/2004 - 5:07 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

10:05 p.m. Lick Creek Road resident says there were people with red lights shining in the field and they possibly had a gun.

damn geocachers

Wed, 05/26/2004 - 5:34 AM Permalink
KITCH

8:32 p.m. Caller from Badger Drive said she is terrified of mice and her cat has brought one into the house, wants an officer to come remove it if they would.

Ian-- Why in the world did you leave this one for me!!!!!

My answer for that is easy...kill the cat! Just beacuse it might do the same thing again.

Wed, 05/26/2004 - 6:00 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I once bought 50 lbs of golden plump chicken breasts frozen in a box for $18.00. Pretty good deal. Had to let it thaw for 3 days next to the hind quarter of beef I got for $20.00. Was cheap groceries that week!

Good old Mikes Bar

Fri, 05/28/2004 - 7:05 PM Permalink
KITCH

OH NO!!! The joys of summer and the crime is going to go through the roof!!!!!

Darn Juvies...going to be a bizzy summer for Brown County Coppers

(kinda like orange county choppers)

(that was the only funny part of my post)

Fri, 06/04/2004 - 11:52 AM Permalink
KITCH

7:46 p.m. Railroad Road resident says her 17-year-old son is uncontrollable.

I'm going to be calling all the time when my dghtr turns 16.

Tue, 06/15/2004 - 10:53 AM Permalink
KITCH

8:50 a.m. Caller says someone put a bullet under his windshield wiper on his car. Requests an officer.

(it was a very busy week!!!!)

This one is just weird!

Wed, 06/16/2004 - 11:31 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

What, too lazy to shoot the gun?? weirdo's!

 


 

Thu, 06/17/2004 - 2:47 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

10:10 p.m. Conservation officers report they need help in Raccoon Ridge campground because of about eight nude people running around.

::: raises hand, if they're women :::

Wed, 06/23/2004 - 7:07 AM Permalink
Frosti

::making mental note to go camping in Brown County::

Thu, 06/24/2004 - 7:23 PM Permalink
KITCH

SHERIFF'S LOG

Tuesday, June 29

3:08 p.m. 911 cell caller says a school bus is holding up traffic going eastbound on 46 West from Ski World. The vehicle is driving under the posted speed limit and stopping in the road.

I'm not sure...but I thought that is what school buses do......

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 8:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

In Brown county ...they don't know what a 69 joe is....

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 10:26 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

and school buses don't go 70

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 3:32 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

8:23 p.m. Officer out on Sweetwater Drive regarding an empty house with people inside.

it's either empty, or it's not ...

Thu, 07/29/2004 - 3:36 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:50 a.m. 911 caller from Hornettown Road needs an ambulance with tweezers to remove glass he fell in, no bleeding. Dispatcher advised there would be a charge and he said he would drive to the doctor.

no comment

Thu, 07/29/2004 - 3:37 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

10:20 p.m. Caller from Slippery Elm Shoot Road says she hears people talking in the woods.

damn night 'cachers !

Thu, 07/29/2004 - 3:38 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:30 p.m. 911 caller from Mount Moriah Road says they’re having a fight with their neighbor. Husband went next door to beat up neighbor.

7:46 p.m. Officer requests a canine unit on Mount Moriah Road.

WHO let the dogs out ?

Thu, 08/12/2004 - 1:14 AM Permalink
KITCH

Monday August 9th,

3:10 p.m. Caller from Old State Road 46 wants it logged that she heard an unidentified loud noise Friday night at midnight.


 

Ummmm--Today's Monday

Fri, 08/20/2004 - 5:28 AM Permalink
KITCH

7:42 p.m. Hoover Road resident reports two men running into the woods with no vehicle around.

(thats just geocachers......they aretrying to get an "first to find" on a geocache....don't worry about it)

Tue, 10/05/2004 - 6:37 AM Permalink
KITCH

4:48 p.m. 911 caller says five or six men are outside Artist Drive apartments all day and dressed in Army fatigues with guns. Four men are still there. Also low flying helicopter earlier today.

5:22 p.m. Officer reports nothing found.


 

---NOTHINING?? What did you expect....your 34 mins late!!!

I'd go slow as well....as it is "ME" vs. 4 of them


Tue, 10/05/2004 - 6:46 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

1:05 p.m. Caller wants an officer to check on her grandson because she believes his mother is involved in drugs. She doesn’t know his address or phone number.

Who's on drugs?

Fri, 10/29/2004 - 4:36 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:42 p.m. Caller from a gas station said a suspicious person is in the store with a strange object in their pants, perhaps a weapon. Says person is complaining of a medical problem, but caller doesn’t believe.

Thu, 11/18/2004 - 5:33 AM Permalink
Clue Master

It sounds like another Viagra overdose to me

Thu, 11/18/2004 - 6:49 PM Permalink
KITCH


2:05 p.m. Fire department needed to remove a leg shackle.


Kinky


5:15 a.m. Caller says a truck cut him off in front of Bigfoot.


I'd be pissed as well......I would have like to taken a photo of bigfoot.


 

Wed, 12/01/2004 - 3:56 PM Permalink
KITCH


8:33 a.m. 911 caller from Bear Creek Road needs an ambulance for a man who passed out from trauma he received after hitting thumb with a hammer.

?????????


10:32 p.m. 911 caller reports an intoxicated person is unable to control his vomiting.

I can never control my vomiting.


8:14 p.m. Caller says that he was approached by an individual carrying a hang man noose and was asked if he wanted to play with his toy.

Wed, 12/29/2004 - 6:26 AM Permalink
THX 1138

...and was asked if he wanted to play with his toy.

The weirdest pick up line ever.

Wed, 12/29/2004 - 7:15 AM Permalink
zephyrus

>
Wednesday, January 19

>7:04 p.m. Anonymous caller wants to know the first step to take for a formal complaint against >someone that has been throwing trash onto his property for the last 15 years. Dispatcher >advised the caller to notify the sheriff’s department when he’s ready to file a complaint.


This is from the sherrifs log right???

>Caller >says he took photos, and then cleaned up the litter

Well, if you're gonna have your neighbors trash all over your yard, it may as well be clean

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 10:10 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Monday, Dec 20th

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1:23 p.m. Caller says a dead deer is in the creek and children are playing with it.

'Stiff' competition for the mini golf course...

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 10:19 AM Permalink
zephyrus

11:22 a.m. 911 caller needs an ambulance for man with a nose bleed at the high school gym.

Hurry, it is an emergency!!!

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 10:41 AM Permalink
OTiS

Only when you steal one

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 10:43 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

>7:04 p.m. Anonymous caller wants to know the first step to take for a formal complaint against >someone that has been throwing trash onto his property for the last 15 years. Dispatcher >advised the caller to notify the sheriff’s department when he’s ready to file a complaint.
>Caller >says he took photos, and then cleaned up the litter

15 years worth! It took him 15 years to finally decide to complain?? Seems he took the 1st step to call the sheriffs office and they told him to call them back when he's ready to complain?? WTF! Isn't he already filing a complaint to the sheriff?? Must not have been a terribly large yearly (15 yrs)  amount of trash if he cleaned it up that fast.

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 11:01 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Monday, January 24

>5:50 p.m. Woman is having trouble breathing in a hotel room


 

 

  ....I better not touch that one after all...


[Edited by on Feb 6, 2005 at 01:58pm.]

Sun, 02/06/2005 - 1:57 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

2:41 p.m. 911 caller form Brown Hill Road says a brown kind of truck thing tried to kidnap him.

Earth to caller ...

Sunday, February 20

1:47 a.m. Caller is repossessing a car on Poplar Grove Road.

1:48 a.m. Caller says someone just stole car and they are chasing it right now. Dispatcher advised that it was being repossessed.

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 5:33 AM Permalink
green

Kitch

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- 11:52am Jun 4, 2004 PST

"Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand, to me?"

5:18 p.m. Grizzly Court resident says there are juveniles out on the lake in a paddleboat with no life jacket.

OH NO!!! The joys of summer and the crime is going to go through the roof!!!!!

Darn Juvies...going to be a bizzy summer for Brown County Coppers

(kinda like orange county choppers)

(that was the only funny part of my post)

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 11:52 AM Permalink
zephyrus

6:58 a.m. Caller says water is high on State Road 135 South. Dispatcher advised would call highway department.

Man, can't anyone get high in peace anymore???

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 12:31 AM Permalink
zephyrus

7:03 p.m. Person says sister may have been battered on Green Valley Road.

MMMMMmm.... Deep fried :p

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 12:34 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

LOL! I'll take a leg!

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 4:30 AM Permalink
green

Bet Zephy dibs the breasts...  :D

Mon, 02/28/2005 - 8:19 AM Permalink
zephyrus

....maybe... ;)

Mon, 02/28/2005 - 9:05 AM Permalink
me2

THIGH! JOE!

Mon, 02/28/2005 - 6:58 PM Permalink