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Cats or Dogs?

Submitted by THX 1138 on


The Voting Booth is Closed

As you can tell, this poll is VERY scientific in nature. Margin of error is a mere +/- 0.05%


Final Tally: 
Dog = 12 (Way to go, Quentin) 
Cat = 400,026 
Pig = 1 
Pet Rock = 1 
Firebelly Newt = 1 
Wombat = 4 (Includes other marsupials) 
Gerbil = 1 
Snakes= 1 
 

------------Honorable Mentions------------

 

Peacock = 0 (Though the peababies are damn cute).

 

Snow Leopards = 0 (Honorable mention)

 

Slow Lorises - Chunking Express loves em!

 

Fast Lorises - LUV2FLY will have nothing to do with those "Slow" Lorises.

 

Turtle = The turtle died

 

Stud Horse = 1 (just for having the word "stud" in his name)

 

Clue Master

Stoli enjoys a nice fall day


[Edited by on Oct 8, 2004 at 02:15pm.]

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Fri, 10/08/2004 - 2:14 PM Permalink
ares

have i cast my ballot for cats yet?

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 1:34 PM Permalink
Clue Master

After 20 years, Thor had to be put to sleep yesterday.  He was the devoted pet of Auntie Gail.  RIP Thor - The toughest, coolest cat in the northland 


Joe


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Tue, 12/07/2004 - 1:55 PM Permalink
KITCH

HOLY CAT...look at those eyes....I'd hate to have a stare down with him.

 

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 2:00 PM Permalink
Clue Master

That must have been the problem with his CATaracts

yuk yuk


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Tue, 12/07/2004 - 2:05 PM Permalink
ares

very cool eyes indeed. rip thor.

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 2:28 PM Permalink
THX 1138

have i cast my ballot for cats yet?

The voting closed months ago.

You must be a Democrat!

:-)

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 5:34 PM Permalink
Frosti

Recount!

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 5:36 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Yeah, I got a "hanging chad" for ya buddy!

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 5:37 PM Permalink
Frosti

Poll tampering!

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 5:40 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Bwaaah!

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 5:40 PM Permalink
treasure chest

Thu, 12/09/2004 - 10:29 AM Permalink
ares

Hey Ares... your dogs told me to tell you that they like ME better. So Ha! (She used to be my cat.... sigh)

that's ok. :: he says as he stuffs 400,000 more ballots in for cats ::

Thu, 12/09/2004 - 10:44 AM Permalink
THX 1138

:: he says as he stuffs 400,000 more ballots in for cats ::

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Wow, look at that total.

Thu, 12/09/2004 - 6:01 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I'm stuffing in 438 votes for the
Firebelly Newt !


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Sat, 12/11/2004 - 12:52 AM Permalink
Frosti

I'll see your 438 for the newt, and raise you 620 for the Wombat!

Isn't he cute??

Sat, 12/11/2004 - 12:54 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

kinda looks like me with out the gitfiddle and shades!

Sat, 12/11/2004 - 12:59 AM Permalink
Lady Lou

HMMM..that sure turns out different than on WX, over there it just shows the pic, no link....OH well, it's worth it to see such excellent critters...
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[Edited by on Jan 5, 2005 at 09:38am.]

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 10:37 AM Permalink
Frosti

Hmmm, not sure what you did there.

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 1:37 PM Permalink
Frosti

I copied the code directly from your post and it worked fine. Weird.

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 1:37 PM Permalink
THX 1138

To insert an image with the text box thingy, you have to click on the insert image button.

[Edited by on Jan 5, 2005 at 01:35pm.]

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 2:35 PM Permalink
Frosti

Oh yeah. Now I remember why I turned that new-fangled thingie off.

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 3:35 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Pretty kitty!

Thu, 01/06/2005 - 5:18 AM Permalink
East Side Digger


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Fri, 01/07/2005 - 4:10 AM Permalink
ares

haha. our youngest puppy drank half a bottle of wine that had spilled on the floor yesterday.

Fri, 01/14/2005 - 12:58 PM Permalink
me2

YOU SPILT WINE?! are you crazy? did you brake ANOTHER glass?!

Fri, 01/14/2005 - 1:51 PM Permalink
ares

tc did it not me.

Fri, 01/14/2005 - 1:57 PM Permalink
ares

:: sneaks into thx's shed. stuffs 8 million preprinted cat votes into ballot box from there, blaming it on the rats who are high on the rat poision ::

Tue, 01/18/2005 - 9:27 AM Permalink
Clue Master

HS!

Fri, 04/15/2005 - 7:29 AM Permalink
ares

same thing happened a few weeks ago, except it was a tiger cub.

Fri, 04/15/2005 - 8:16 AM Permalink
KITCH

They're lazy, disobedient and they sleep more than most postal workers, yet cats have been worshipped by societies dating back to antiquity. Unlike dogs (man's true best friend), cats are flea-ridden, hairball-coughing ingrates that would just as soon claw your eyes out as acknowledge you. It's little wonder that James Bond villains were seldom without one. Granted, they're independent and relatively low-maintenance, but it's difficult to respect a creature whose chief selling point is that it defecates in a box. Let's face it; you know something sucks when people routinely give it away for free.

 

thout was 2 funny not to post

Tue, 05/10/2005 - 6:40 AM Permalink
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 You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

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 Make me.

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  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

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 Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

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 Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

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 Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

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ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

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Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

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[Edited by on Jun 26, 2005 at 04:12pm.]

Sun, 06/26/2005 - 4:11 PM Permalink