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THX 1138

JELL-O is made from gelatin, an animal product rendered from the hides and bones of animals

I told that to my son, and he said "Mmmmm, rendered bones".

Mon, 12/06/2004 - 6:40 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Well boys are sick people=)

Mon, 12/06/2004 - 6:44 PM Permalink
Frosti

I'm proud of you THX. You're obviously raising him right. :-)

Mon, 12/06/2004 - 7:04 PM Permalink
OTiS

ESD... doing great .. hows life?

Mon, 12/06/2004 - 7:06 PM Permalink
THX 1138

I'm proud of you THX. You're obviously raising him right. :-)

I'm off to Cub Scouts. So remind me to tell you the story from Saturday with the boys.

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 5:42 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Good the baby is doing great, 1 1/2 week left of school and so far two job interviews=)

Tue, 12/07/2004 - 7:15 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Good luck ESD!!  You will find a job soon enough. 

how goes it OTS?  Arent you supposed to be working and bringing me money?

Fri, 12/10/2004 - 7:01 PM Permalink
Pay Me

boo!!!

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 4:15 PM Permalink
OTiS

All the way over here and you scare me.....

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 4:20 PM Permalink
Pay Me

I know you were scared:)

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 4:22 PM Permalink
KITCH

just givin' you a reminder.

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 4:31 PM Permalink
Pay Me

A reminder for what exactly?

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 5:02 PM Permalink
KITCH

oh crap ..you already forgot....

 

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 5:08 PM Permalink
Pay Me

That puts me in a really bad place:)

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 5:13 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Yippee I figured out how to get my chicken back:)

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 5:32 PM Permalink
OTiS

Ahhhh theres the chicken..

Wed, 01/05/2005 - 5:40 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Because if you bring the wolf, you'd be leaving the chicken with the grain on the other side.

Sat, 01/15/2005 - 8:07 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I love you stern one


[Edited 11 times. Most recently by on Jan 25, 2005 at 11:50am.]

Tue, 01/25/2005 - 12:27 PM Permalink
KITCH

edit 11 x? holy cow...

Tue, 01/25/2005 - 1:23 PM Permalink
OTiS

HA HA HA HA

Tue, 01/25/2005 - 1:25 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

So OTiS is the stern controller in this neck of the woods eh? I figured THX was the one messing with my test post. I'll stick to the claim I made, which only OTiS knows and probably can't remember.

By the way, I hope you aren't upset I started typing OTiS, just someone referred to you as Otis and it's easier to say then O...T...S.

And get your butt out of bed and down to the bar/paper. You're gonna sleep through the entire hunt!

Wed, 01/26/2005 - 1:21 AM Permalink
OTiS

Timmers... you can call me anything you want ;-).

As far as me getting out to the Bar....I have to work the next three nights. After that I'm be on it... starting Saturday night.

Wed, 01/26/2005 - 5:03 AM Permalink
OTiS

I might start that again after the hunt.

Sun, 01/30/2005 - 8:17 AM Permalink
OTiS

 
[Edited by on Feb 5, 2005 at 10:37am.]

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 11:36 AM Permalink
OTiS

 
[Edited by on Feb 5, 2005 at 10:37am.]

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 11:36 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

someone get some new apps to play with?

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 11:49 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

I'm guessin it's just a web app...

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 11:56 PM Permalink
OTiS

Yeah just some junk online. Figured I better save them so I don't lose em.

Sun, 02/06/2005 - 3:17 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

By the way, a big thank you to OTiS and Pay Me for bringing all the funny glowing things last night, I know the rest of the kids and I really enjoyed them!

Also, I hope Joey is feeling better this morning and can come to the rehash so we can go sledding!

Oh, and trips joe!

Sun, 02/06/2005 - 7:39 AM Permalink
Pay Me

It was my pleasure Tim....anything for an excuse to buy glowing flashing stuff!!  Joey is feeling better today.  Still coughing buy not icky!!  We will see you there...i am thinking due to a lack of snow that sledding may be out of the question!

Sun, 02/06/2005 - 7:41 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

pish posh, we'll find some snow...

Sun, 02/06/2005 - 7:49 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

If you guys could kindly direct me to where you got your sweet ass hats, I'd love to get one.

Sun, 02/06/2005 - 9:45 PM Permalink
Med2k

Ditto that

Mon, 02/07/2005 - 12:17 AM Permalink
Pay Me

not a problem.  I should open a thread for orders.

Mon, 02/07/2005 - 6:50 AM Permalink
FrozenButtox

I've never had a Joe...    :(

Wed, 02/09/2005 - 6:56 PM Permalink
OTiS

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[Edited by on Apr 20, 2005 at 12:46pm.]

Wed, 04/20/2005 - 12:44 PM Permalink