2006 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt

Please let me have the photos so I can make 18 x 24 posters out of them and distribute them accordingly...let's see....first stop Buggs....next stop, every park in town.

What does Zero the Hero wear exactly?

Ummmmm, well I think its on a School House Rock video. "My hero zero, not an ordinary hero...Lalalalalalallaaaaa"

Its Hercules!!!

google image search
zero hero...you will get all kinds of capes and stuff...

I LOVE SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK!

I'm just a bill...yes, I'm only bill...and I'm sittin here on Capital Hill...

WELL IT'S A long long journey to the capitol city, it's a long long wait while I'm sittin in committee and I hope to be a law SOMEDAY!!!!

oh yes, I hope and I pray that I will....but today...I am still....just a bill.....

EVERYBODY SING!

Conjunction junction...what's your function...

and...but...&... or

I took a ferry to the Statue of Liberty,
My best friend was waiting there for me.
Went for a walk and what do you know
In the middle of summer it started to snow.
I took a ferry to the Statue of Liberty!

I took a ferry to the Statue of Liberty!

What's his name? ;)

Two gay men are taking a walk in the harbor, and they stop to look at the boats. The first man points and says, "What kind of boat is that?"
The second man replies, "It's a ferryboat."

The first man shakes his head and says, "Wow, I knew we were getting accepted but I didn't know we had our own navy!"

a while back, in one of the "In The News" threads, peeps were arguing over the Declaration of Independance, so I posted the lyrics to one of the schoolhouse rock songs.... hahaha.... twas funny.

to me, anyways.

Did you know the Declaration of Independence has a secret map on the back?

Needs some work....new paint job.....

but its got earflaps and an adjustable headband....Now I gotta find a headlamp for it...

 

 

[Edited by on Feb 17, 2005 at 08:48am.]

Did you really buy that?

suwe did fwoswi

Cluemaster! Another arrest photo for your collection!

haha... damn... its weird that they'd let him smile for that..

back in my junior year of highschool... we got busted for being out after curfew, and they hauled us to the curfew center they were using that night, and finger printed us, and took pics, just like we were full fledged criminals.... I seem to remember trying to smile for mine, and the guy got pissed and had to take it over again.

highdeehoe! wow!...am i bored and is this place dead or what. everybody got the thursday blues?! or just better things to do. well...i have no life here behind my desk at this time so here is a little ramble.
ramble.

I feel the same way cocorosie....I am at work bored and am looking for something to laugh at!!

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart, & strong,
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Liquor Store.

Amen

JOE

[Edited by on Feb 17, 2005 at 03:34pm.]

LOL that is great!!

That prayer might have convinced me to become a religious person. What a laugher!!

Amen Ian

Cluemaster! Another arrest photo for your collection!

I seen that.  He looked to be in pretty good spirits.  hehe

Here's a couple of avatar mug shots I've used of his before.

[Edited by on Feb 17, 2005 at 05:32pm.]

Call him Doofy... thats all one can say.

^5 to Ian!!

My prayers have been answered

 

I am not sure if he "thinks before he speaks"
shut up already and just kiss me ;)

Doofy but HOT!

 

[Edited by on Feb 17, 2005 at 07:31pm.]

I would hope you'd say that THX. You are a man.
hmmmm, what man do you think is hot?

 

I didnt say I would DO him.
He only gets 1 T in Hot.
Now give me Ben Affleck or Nick Cage --HoTT

[Edited by on Feb 17, 2005 at 07:33pm.]

Ben Affleck...dork city.

Now Josh Duhamel....HOTT.

I obviously happen to like these guys that have been coined dork lately I guess ;)

I'm old. I still like Brad Pitt and Russell Crowe.

i'm all for dorky guys, he just seems extra dorky to me. :)

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.  "How long will this
take?"  I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
everyday will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk
again.
Stupid, Stupid man.

I have a softspot for Matthew Mcgaunaghy(hey I cant spell fyi)

I think Mel Gibson is HOT!

Oh no!  That's terrible.  So that's it then.  To get a smaller butt, one must stop wiping it...

How about we open up the Gag me with a spoonthread.

;-)

Crap.....only 1 T in KiTch

Patrick Swayze.....HOT!