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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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me2

you got it up before I did- I was just looking for it -haha THANKS Zeph

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 12:01 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Great avatar Z!

I'll take you young uns back even farther with Dio.












ELF lyrics - "Hoochie Koochie Lady"




Well, she's handsome
She's got everything a woman could need
And she'll dance some
She can't follow cause she only can lead
But she's built good
She never missed a day of school
And her eyes could
Make you stop to feel like a fool

Hey, she go big time
Always got her hand in the pie
She drinks good wine
Never had a reason to cry
She don't smoke much
Always got a natural high
But you can't touch
She'll shake you up so much
That you'll die

She's so good, she's no good at all
She's so good, she's no good at all

Hoochie koochie lady
Trying to beat Park Avenue
Hoochie koochie lady
Trying to beat Park Avenue

Nnnnnnow-now

Let me tell you, she's handsome
She got everything a woman could need
And don't you know that she'll dance some
She can't follow cause she only can lead
But she's built good
But she never missed a day of school
And her black, black eyes could
Make you stop to feel like a fool

She's so good, she's no good at all
She's so good, she's no good at all
She's a hoochie koochie lady
Trying to beat Park Avenue
Hoochie koochie lady
Trying to beat Park Avenue

Oh yeah!
Hoochie koochie lady
Hoochie koochie lady
hoochie koochie lady
Yeah, hoochie koochie lady


Sun, 02/13/2005 - 12:53 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Anyone just see Alicia Keys rock the Grammy's?! Awesome!


Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
And I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you










Some people search for a fountain
The promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them

Hand me a world on a silver platter
And what good would it be?
With no one to share, with no one who truly cares for me

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, you, you

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you

If I ain't got you with me baby
Nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing
If I ain't got you with me baby

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 6:33 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Zeppelin just got a lifetime achievement award too!!  About time!

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 6:48 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Marc Anthony w/ Jennifer Lopez

"Escapemonos"



For an English translation, click
here
.




Escapémonos tan lejos de aquí
Distantes de todo
En la oscuridad donde no haya más
Que ver en tus ojos



Escondámonos de la multitud
Del absurdo día a día
Donde todas esas cosas que perturben
No estén más en nuestras vidas, en nuestras vidas

Para que estemos solos amor
Y el universo se nos quede en un abrazo
Donde se esfumen esas dudas
Y esos miedos que nos quedan del pasado

Para que estemos solos amor
En un día sin fin
Sin preocuparnos más
Del que podrán decir
Donde durmamos abrazados
Y si entonces nos sorprende el amanecer
Saber que estás ahí
Que estamos solos

Escapémonos por necesidad
Nos debemos tanto
Si el amor está, no hay porqué esperar
El donde o el cuando

Escondámonos de la multitud
Del absurdo día a día
Donde todas esas cosas que perturben
No estén más en nuestras vidas, en nuestras vidas

Para que estemos solos amor
Y el universo se nos quede en un abrazo
Donde se esfumen esas dudas
Y esos miedos que nos quedan del pasado

Para que estemos solos amor
En un día sin fin
Sin preocuparnos más
Del que podrán decir



 

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 7:03 PM Permalink
OT

Rod Stewart finally got a Grammy!!  Another "about time".

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 7:08 PM Permalink
Clue Master

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
’cause there’s too many places I’ve got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn’t be the same.
’cause I’m as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can’t change.

Bye, bye, it’s been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can’t change.
But please don’t take it badly,
’cause lord knows I’m to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn’t be the same.
Cause I’m as free as a bird now,
And this bird you’ll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can’t change.
Lord help me, I can’t change.

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 7:16 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Melissa Etheridge kicked ass on this classic!!!!!

Janis Joplin

Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on!

Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man -yeah!

Didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can ?

Honey, you know I did!

And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I've had enough,

But I'm gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough.

I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,

Take it!

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!

Oh, oh, break it!

Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, have a!

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,

You know you got it if it makes you feel good,

Oh, yes indeed.

You're out on the streets looking good,

And baby deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain't right,

Never, never, never, never, never, never hear me when I cry at night,

Babe, I cry all the time!

And each time I tell myself that I, well I can't stand the pain,

But when you hold me in your arms, I'll sing it once again.

I'll say come on, come on, come on, come on and take it!

Take it!

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.

Oh, oh, break it!

Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah,

Oh, oh, have a!

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,

You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good.

I need you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,

Take it!

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!

oh, oh, break it!

Break another little bit of my heart, now darling, yeah, c'mon now.

oh, oh, have a

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby.

You know you got it -whoahhhhh!!

Take it!

Take it! Take another little piece of my heart now, baby,

Oh, oh, break it!

Break another little bit of my heart, now darling, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Oh, oh, have a

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, hey,

You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good.


[Edited by on Feb 13, 2005 at 07:07pm.]

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 8:06 PM Permalink
me2

 

 

 

I like M. Etheridge-from the first time I heard her I knew she sounded like Janis.
this song has a double meaning now, but it reminded me always of my dad after he died. I wanted him back so terribly.

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
Of the moon
Come to my window
I’ll be home soon

I would dial the numbers
Just to listen to your breath
I would stand inside my hell
And hold the hand of death
You don’t know how far I’d go
To ease this precious ache
You don’t know how much I’d give
Or how much I can take

Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Just to reach you

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
Of the moon
Come to my window
I’ll be home soon

Keeping my eyes open
I cannot afford to sleep
Giving away promises
I know that I can’t keep
Nothing fills the blackness
That has seeped into my chest
I need you in my blood
I am forsaking all the rest
Just to reach you
Just to reach you
Oh to reach you

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
Of the moon
Come to my window
I’ll be home soon

I don’t care what they think
I don’t care what they say
What do they know about this
Love anyway

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light
Of the moon
Come to my window
I’ll be home soon

 

 


[Edited by on Feb 13, 2005 at 09:36pm.]

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 10:35 PM Permalink
me2


 


 


Happy Valentines Day


 

TAKE MY BREATH AWAY (Berlin)

Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To become the fated ones
Turning and returning
To some secret place to hide
Watching in slow motion
As you turn to me and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for today
I am unafraid

Take my breath away
Take my breath away

Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there's a love in flames
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn my way and say

Take my breath away
Take my breath away


[Edited by on Feb 13, 2005 at 10:56pm.]

Sun, 02/13/2005 - 11:33 PM Permalink
cocorosie

Valentine by The Replacements

Well you wish upon a star that turns into a plane
And I guess that's right on par
Who's left to blame?

If you were a pill
I'd take a handful at my will
And I'd knock you back with something sweet and strong
Plenty of times you wake up in February make-up
Like the moon and the morning star you're gone

Tonight makes love to all your kind
Tomorrow's makin' Valentines



Hey you pop up in this old place
So sick and so refined (divine?)
Are you strung out on some face?
Well I know it ain't mine

If you were a pill, I'd take a handful at my will,
And I'd knock you back with something sweet and strong
Trouble keeping your head up when you're hungry and you're fed up,
Like a moon and a lone star you're gone

If you were a pill, I'd take a handful at my will,
And I'd knock you back with something sweet as wine
Yesterday was theirs to say, this is their world and their time
Well if tonight belongs to you, tomorrow's mine

Mon, 02/14/2005 - 10:51 AM Permalink
me2




 
If you have ever been in love
than you know how difficult it is to
...just breathe---wow




 


Fa


ith Hill - Breathe

   I can feel the magic floating in the air Being with you gets me that way I watch the sunlight dance across your face and I've Never been this swept away
   
   
   

All my thoughts seem to settle on the breeze When I'm lying wrapped up in your arms The whole world just fades away The only thing I hear Is the beating of your heart

   'Cause I can feel you breathe It's washing over me Suddenly
   I'm melting into you
   There's nothing left to prove Baby all we need is just to be Caught up in the touch The slow and steady rush Baby, isn't that the way that love's supposed to be I can feel you breathe Just breathe 
   
   In a way I know my heart is waking up As all the walls come tumbling down I'm closer than I've ever felt before And I know And you know There's no need for words right now 
   
   'Cause I can feel you breathe It's washing over me Suddenly
   I'm melting into you
   There's nothing left to prove Baby all we need is just to be Caught up in the touch The slow and steady rush Baby, isn't that the way that love's supposed to be I can feel you breathe Just breathe 
   
   Caught up in the touch The slow and steady rush Baby, isn't that the way that love's supposed to be I can feel you breathe Just breathe 
   
   I can feel the magic floating in the air 
   Being with you gets me that way
   
   
   


[Edited 3 times. Most recently by on Feb 14, 2005 at 11:52am.]

Mon, 02/14/2005 - 12:49 PM Permalink
THX 1138

I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok
I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say
Well you just laughed it off it was all ok

And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on any way well

Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam
It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on the exactly the same day
Well we'll float on good news is on the way

And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on
Now don't worry we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Alright don't worry we'll all float on

And we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on
Aliright don't worry even if things end up a bit to heavy
we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Ok don't worry we'll all float on
Even if things get heavy we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Don't you worry we'll all float on
All float on

[Edited by on Feb 14, 2005 at 05:21pm.]

Mon, 02/14/2005 - 6:20 PM Permalink
me2




 




 


 For LL & NT -you two ROCK!




 


Mandy
~ Barry Manilow






I remember all my life
Rainin' down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Cryin' in the night
The night goes into

Mornin', just another day
Happy people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Mandy

Well you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandy

Standin' on the edge of time
Walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'
The tears are in my mind
And nothing is rhymin', oh Mandy


Yesterday's a dream
I face the mornin'
Cryin' on a breeze
The pain is callin', oh Mandy

You came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 7:08 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Oh, Mindy. You came and you gave without flaking but I sent you Bengay."

"Oh, Margie. You came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from work-y."

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 7:17 AM Permalink
me2

bengay...funny...now thinking of NT singing that to LL when they grow old -haha 




 




 

 


[Edited by on Feb 15, 2005 at 06:21am.]

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 7:20 AM Permalink
me2




 


morning after Valentines ::sigh::




 




 



Bon Jovi  ~Bed Of Roses

Sitting here wasted and wounded
at this old piano
Trying hard to capture
the moment this morning
I don't know
'Cause a bottle of vodka
is still lodged in my head
And some blond gave me nightmares
I think that she's still in my bed
As I dream about movies
they won't make of me when I'm dead

With an ironclad fist I wake up and
French kiss the morning
While some marching band keeps
its own beat in my head
While we're talking
About all of the things that I long to believe
About love and the truth and
what you mean to me
And the truth is baby you're all that I need

I want to lay you on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses

Well I'm so far away
That each step that I take is on my way home
A king's ransom in dimes I'd given each night
Just to see through this cellphone
Still I run out of time
Or it's hard to get through
Till the bird on the wire flies me back to you
I'll just close my eyes and whisper,
baby blind love is true

I want to lay you down on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses

The hotel bar hangover whiskey's gone dry
The barkeeper's wig's crooked
And she's giving me the eye
I might have said yeah
But I laughed so hard I think I died

When you close your eyes
Know I'll be thinking about you
While my mistress she calls me
To stand in her spotlight again
Tonite I won't be alone
But you know that don't
Mean I'm not lonely I've got nothing to prove
For it's you that I'd die to defend

I want to lay you down on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses



[Edited by on Feb 15, 2005 at 06:27am.]

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 7:22 AM Permalink
me2


 

This was great for my jog in Lilydale thismorning




 




 


Crossfade - So Far Away



I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
(I've been changin' but you'll never see me now)

Now I'm blaming you for everything

No more holding it in
How many years can I pretend
Nothing never goes the way it should
No more sitting in this place
Hoping you might see it my way
Cause I don't think you ever understood
That what I'm looking for are the answers
To why these questions never go away

I'm so far away
I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
I'm so far away
Now I'm blaming you for everything

No more waiting for the end
Of every day that I will spend
Wishing that I only had a choice
No more pushing you away
Cause I will be busy watching things going my way
Never looking back on this anymore
Because what I'm looking for are the answers
To why these questions never go away


I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
Now I'm blaming you for everything

I'm so far away

Hey hey watch me wave
Goodbye to yesterday
Nothing left in my way
Hey hey I've been saved
With sun shining on my pain
Getting me through this day
Hey hey watch me wave
Goodbye to yesterday
Nothing left in my way
Feels so good to say


Now I'm blaming you

I'm so far away


[Edited by on Feb 15, 2005 at 09:27am.]

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 10:25 AM Permalink
me2

 



This one makes me cry everytime




 Aerosmith ~I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you’re far away dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

Don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing

Lying close to you feeling your heart beating
And I’m wondering what you’re dreaming
Wondering if it’s me you’re seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we’re together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever

Don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing

I don’t want to miss one smile
I don’t want to miss one kiss
I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just want to hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
Cause I’d miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I’d still miss you baby
And I don’t want to miss a thing

Don’t want to close my eyes
I don’t want to fall asleep
I don’t want to miss a thing


[Edited by on Feb 15, 2005 at 11:49am.]

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 12:49 PM Permalink
mucluck

One of my favorites....

Wonderful Tonight

(by eric clapton)

It’s late in the evening
She’s wondering what clothes to wear
She puts on her make up
And brushes her long blonde hair
And then she asks me
Do I look alright
And I say yes, you look wonderful tonight

We go a party
And everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady
That’s walking around with me
And then she asks me
Do you feel alright
And I say yes, I feel wonderful tonight

I feel wonderful
Because I see the love light in your eyes
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don’t realize
How much I love you

It’s time to go home now
And I’ve got an aching head
So I give her the car keys
She helps me to bed
And then I tell her
As I turn out the light
I say my darling, you were wonderful tonight
Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 1:21 PM Permalink
KITCH


Bowling For Soup - 1985 Lyrics











Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been, alright

Since Bruce Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to wham
Not a big Limp Biscuit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen
When did reality, become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows

On the radio was

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!

And bring back

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

 

 

I really like the lyrics of this song....

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 1:35 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Heard this one on the radio last night, forgot all about it....

The Bangles - Eternal Flame

Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?

I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?

Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling

[break]

Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling

Close your eyes and give me your hand
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?

[break]

Is this burning an eternal flame?

An eternal flame?

(Close your eyes and give me your hand
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?)

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 1:38 PM Permalink
me2


 


 


 


 

Jeremy Camp ~ Right Here



All the world is watching
all the world does care
Even when the world ways on my shoulder now
these feelings I can bear

Because I know, that You're here
everywhere I go I know You're not far away
You're right here, You're right here

All these thoughts I've wasted
all these thoughts I've feared
Even when these thoughts are faded
I still know that You hear
so I can rest my hope in You

Everywhere I go I know You're not far away
You're right here, You're right here

The many times that I have felt alone
themany times that I have felt the world was
crashing down upon me
You always stoodhere by my side
You were always there

Everywhere I go I know You're not far away
You're right here, You're right here

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 2:28 PM Permalink
Clue Master

When I was a young boy,
Said put away those young boy ways
Now that i´m gettin´ older so much older
I long all those young boy days
With a girl like you
With a girl like you
Lord knows there are things we can do, baby
Just me and you
Come on and make it a

Chorus:
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don´t feel like it should
You make it hurt so good

You don´t have to be so excitin´
Just tryin´ to give myself a little bit of fun, yeah
You always look so invitin´
You ain´t as green as you are young
Hey baby it´s you
Come on girl now it´s you
Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby
Let´s see what we can do
Come on and make it a

Chorus:
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don´t feel like it should
You make it hurt so good

I ain´t talkin´ no big deals
I ain´t made no plans myself
I ain´t talkin´ no high heels
Maybe we could walkin´ around, all day long,
Walkin´ around, all day long

Chorus:
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don´t feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don´t feel like it should
You make it hurt so good

Hey, hey

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 4:32 PM Permalink
mucluck

Sounds like Me2 needs to find her whip...

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 5:11 PM Permalink
Clue Master

What?  Is yours broken already?

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 6:26 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Thanks me2 :)

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 7:13 PM Permalink
THX 1138

The Residents - "Santa Dog"

Scientific community is up in arms.
Up in arms. Up in arms.
The scientific community is up in arms.
Dog tissue was used for reconstructive surgery.
Dog tissue was used for plastic surgery.

He was known as Santa Dog since he escaped on Xmas day.
Known as Santa Dog since he escaped on Xmas day.
He escaped on Xmas day.

Bing bing bing bong bong bong. Where are your dogs?
Bing bing bing bong bong bong. Where are your dogs?
Bing bing bing bong bong bong. Where are your dogs?

Human growth hormone was injected into the dog.
The doggie was injected with human growth hormone.
Maybe it was infected by a deadly virus known as the Jesus bug.

The future has no place for this. Doggie must be gone.
The future has no place for this. Doggie must be gone.
Has no presents in the future. Has no presents in the future.

Bing bing bing bong bong bong. Where are your dogs?
Bing bing bing bong bong bong. Where are your dogs?

Now he has become a symbol for the animal groups.
Yes he has become a symbol for the animal groups.
Symbol for the animal animal animal groups, is Santa Dog.

Animal groups have joined the search they look for Santa Dog.
Some say he now has reached human size and walks on his hind legs.
Some say he's reached human size and walks on his hind legs.
Some say he's reached human size and walks on his hind legs.
He walks on his hind legs.
He walks just like you and me. He walks like you and me.
He walks... he walks... some say he walks...
As the search continues Ugly humans stay at home.
Ugly humans are staying at home.
Ugly humans are staying at home in record numbers.

Bing bing bing bong bong bong show us your ugly.
Bing bing bing bong bong bong show us your ugly.
Bing bing bing bong bong bong where are your ugly?
Bing bing bing bong bong bong show us your ugly.
Bing bing bing bong bong bong we need your ugly.
Bing bing bing bong bong bong show us your ugly.
Bing bing bing bong bong bong where are your ugly?
Bing bing bing bong bong bong show us your ugly.
Bing bing bing bong bong bong where are your ugly?
Bing bing bing bong bong bong we need your ugly.

Come here boy, come here boy, up here boy. Here boy. come here boy. here boy.

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 8:14 PM Permalink
Clue Master

WTF?!?

Tue, 02/15/2005 - 9:25 PM Permalink
me2


 


 


 

Lonestar ~ I'm Already There

He called her on the road
From a lonely cold hotel room
Just to hear her say I love you one more time
And when he heard the sound
Of the kids laughing in the background
He had to wipe away a tear from his eye
A little voice came on the phone
And said "Daddy when you coming home"
He said the first thing that came to his mind

I'm already there
Take a look around
I'm the sunshine in your hair
I'm the shadow on the ground
I'm the whisper in the wind
I'm your imaginary friend
And I know I'm in your prayers
Oh I'm already there

She got back on the phone
Said I really miss you darling
Don't worry about the kids they'll be alright
Wish I was in your arms
Lying right there beside you
But I know that I'll be in your dreams tonight
And I'll gently kiss your lips
Touch you with my fingertips

So turn out the light and close your eyes

I'm already there
Don't make a sound
I'm the beat in your heart
I'm the moonlight shining down
I'm the whisper in the wind
And I'll be there until the end
Can you feel the love that we share
Oh I'm already there

We may be a thousand miles apart
But I'll be with you wherever you are

I'm already there
Take a look around
I'm the sunshine in your hair
I'm the shadow on the ground
I'm the whisper in the wind
And I'll be there until the end
Can you feel the love that we share
Oh I'm already there
Oh I'm already
There


[Edited by on Feb 16, 2005 at 12:08am.]

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 1:08 AM Permalink
THX 1138

WTF?!?

You've never heard of The Residents or "Santa Dog"?

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 6:11 AM Permalink
me2

I have heard of the Residents
would that be Santa Daves Dog?

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 7:16 AM Permalink
me2


 


 


 


 

Avalon ~Come And Fill My Heart

   free, i long to be free,
I long for the day i believe, that all you say you say to me is true, thats hard for me to do, its hard for me to die to myself, and trust my life to someone else,
   so come, empty me out, im no good without, you inside of me,
   
   come and fill my heart with hope, come and fill my life with love, come and fill my soul with strength to carry on because from here the climb is steep the road is long, come and fill my days with dreams empty me of all the empty things, that i hold on to, come and fill my heart with you,
   
   i need you in my life, need you like the air that i breathe, you become the very heart of me, and i, i cant believe my eyes, I cant believe the dream that i'v found,
your love has turned my world around,
   so come...fill up my heart to love like you are deep inside of me,
   
   come and fill my heart with hope, come and fill my life with love, come and fill my soul with strength to carry on because from here the climb is steep the road is long, come and fill my days with dreams empty me of all the empty things that i hold on to,  come and fill my heart with you,  
   
   come and fill my heart with hope, come and fill my life with love, come and fill my soul with strength to carry on because from here the climb is steep, the road is long, come and fill my days with dreams empty me of all the empty things that i hold on to,  come and fill my heart with you,
   


[Edited 5 times. Most recently by on Feb 16, 2005 at 06:56am.]

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 7:50 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Well they blew the horns
And the walls came down
They'd all been warned
And the walls came down
They just stood there laughing
They're not laughing anymore
The walls came down
Sanctuary fades
Congregation splits
Nightly military raids
The congregation splits
It's a song of assassins
Ringin' in your ears
We got terrorist thinking
Playing on fears
Well they blew the horns
And the walls came down
They'd all been warned
But the walls came down
I do't think there are any Russians
And there ain't no Yanks
Just corporate criminals
Playin' with tanks

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 1:06 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You clutch your eyes and see me before you
Think you would die if i were to ignore you
A fool could seehow much you adore me
Get down on your knees and do anything for me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no


Im the one who makes you come running
Im the one who makes your sun shine
When im around Your always laughing
I want to make you mine

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 5:21 PM Permalink
zephyrus

THX... I thought that I listened to some strange music...

Hey Mickey - you've been around all night
And that's a little long.
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong.
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home
Mickey.
'cause when you say you will
it always means you won't.
You're givin' me the chills

Baby
please baby
don't
ev'ry night you still
Leave me alone
Mickey.

Oh Mickey
what a pity you don't understand.
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Mickey
you're so pretty
can't you understand.
It's guys like you
Mickey
ooh what you do
Mickey

Do
Mickey
don't break my heart
Mickey.
Hey
Mickey - now when you take me by the who's
Ever gonna know
and ev'ry time you move
You let a little more show.

There's something you can lose - so don't say no
Mickey.
So come on and give it to me anyway you can

Anyway you want to do it
I'll take it like a man.
But please
baby
please don't leave me in this jam
Mickey.
Oh Mickey
what a pity you don't understand. . . .
Oh Mickey
what a pity you don't understand. . . .
Oh Mickey
what a pity you don't understand. .

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 4:03 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Turning Japanese

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 4:06 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I feel a hunger

It's a hunger that tries to keep a man awake at night.
Are you the answer?
I shouldn't wonder when I feel you whet my appetite

With all the power you're releasing

It isn't safe to walk the city streets a
Anticipation is running through me

Let's find the key and turn this engine on.

I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heartbeat faster.
Take me home tonight!
I don't want to let you go till you see the light!
Take me home tonight!
Listen honey
iust like Ronnie sang: Be my little baby!

I get frightened in all this darkness

I get nightmares
I hate to sleep alone
I need some company

A guardian angel to keep me warm when the cold winds blow!

I can feel you breathe
I can feel your heartbeat faster. . . .
Be my little baby!

Just like Ronnie sang
I say
just like Ronnie sang:
Be my little baby
baby
my darling!
I feel a hunger
it's a hunger!

Take me home tonight!...
Take me home tonight!...
Take me home tonight!...

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 4:10 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

From the album Hell Freezes Over (1994)

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' 'Don't blame me'
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 6:07 AM Permalink
OTiS

Damn :)

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 6:15 AM Permalink
me2




 




 




 




 


DESERT ROSE
Sting

I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

I dream of fire
Those dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire
And in the flames
Her shadows play in the shape of a man's desire

This desert rose
Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this

And as she turns
This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams
This fire burns
I realize that nothing's as it seems

I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

I dream of rain
I lift my gaze to empty skies above
I close my eyes, this rare perfume
Is the sweetintoxicationof her love

I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand

Sweet desert rose
Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this

Sweet desert rose
This memory of Eden haunts us all
This desert flower, this rare perfume
Is the sweet intoxicationof the fall

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 7:11 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.
While she's deceiving me
it cuts my security.
Has she got control of me? - I turn to her and say:
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
You got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so i can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can.
so I can.
See the light that's right before my eyes.
While she's deceiving me she cuts my security
She gots control of me
I turn to her and say
. . .
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades
oh no
it can't escape you

cause you got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
I said: I wear my sunglasses at night.
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I'll say it to you now: I wear my sunglasses at night

I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I cry to you: I wear my sunglasses at night. I wear my sunglasses at night

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:00 AM Permalink
THX 1138

The Vapors "Turning Japanese "

Yeah!

Haven't heard that in a long time.

I got that on tape somewhere around here.

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 7:00 PM Permalink
me2

what's a tape?

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 7:38 PM Permalink
THX 1138


[Edited by on Feb 17, 2005 at 06:58pm.]

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 7:58 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 10:22 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 10:23 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 10:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 10:26 PM Permalink
me2

HELLO AGAIN

Neil Diamond

 
Hello again, hello
Just called to say ’hello’
I couldn’t sleep at all tonight
And I know it’s late
But I couldn’t wait

Hello, my friend, hello
Just called to let you know
I think about you every night
When I’m here alone
And you’re there at home
Hello

Maybe it’s been crazy
And maybe I’m to blame
But I put my heart above my head
We’ve been thru it all
And you loved me just the same
And when you’re not there
I just need to hear

Hello, my friend, hello
It’s good to need you so
It’s good to love you like I do
And to feel this way
When I hear you say
Hello

Hello, my friend, hello
Just called to let you know
I think about you every night
And I know it’s late
But I couldn’t wait
Hello

[Edited by on Feb 17, 2005 at 10:40pm.]

Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:39 PM Permalink