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Submitted by THX 1138 on

You read the title.

KT

My hutch came today!!! And my basket tower, and my new stoneware!!!!

Now I'm REALLY stoked to paint the kitchen!!!! I like to paint, but I suck at it. I'd like to hire someone, but I spent my budget on...(see above)
Airplane Joe-
Sammich Joe on old world rye.

[Edited by on Feb 24, 2005 at 12:48pm.]

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 1:47 PM Permalink
green

Your 'basket tower'?

What's a 'basket tower'???

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 1:54 PM Permalink
KT

Geeze! You Ignoramous! It's a 'tower' full of baskets!

1ft by 2ft by 90 inches- with 12 baskets on runners in between.
For holding stuff.
That usually occupies useful counter space.
And makes it look pretty.
You remember pretty?
In the kitchen?
It's what it was before I started putting stuff in it.
I love you.
:P

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 3:22 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

are they green and yellow baskets?? or baskets full of green baseballs???

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 4:22 PM Permalink
KT

Well- they will be yellow once I paint them.
Are you very strange?
Do you have a fixation with green baseballs?
I tried to use your green baseball therapy, but it was effectively removed.
Thus- I will not donate anymore 'humor time' to the saints board.
...Besides- it was boaring.And boring. And I'm not being boorish.
SUISARE!

OLD CONVENIENCE STORE JOE!!!!!!!!!
Dude! You used to be able to trip there, and get giant slurpees.

[Edited by on Feb 24, 2005 at 03:49pm.]

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 4:33 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

a tiskit a tasket i am pseudo strange and the green baseballs are the collectibles the red yellow and orange ones are common and as to the saints board it is time to brain storm they want people to post promotion ideas i could tell them to have a suisare night and have a party on the field and dont invite anyone!

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 5:44 PM Permalink
KT

Quit making me remember nursery rhymes, you skank. ( I say that with all my love.)

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 6:05 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox


who created the sammyjoes?

I did.  I was a JOE virgin until recently.  I call sandwiches samiches.  So, when I saw 181 or something similar, I just called it a Samich Joe.  Why, am I in trouble?  Please don't hurt me or throw me in JOE JAIL...   :P 

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 7:34 PM Permalink
KITCH

its just created a whole new hell for me.....that's all....

something more to look at and say....oh that really sucks...I wanna play....

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 7:39 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

hehe.  Glad my clever invention (muwhahahahaha) could have that positive effect on you...  :)


[Edited by on Feb 24, 2005 at 06:45pm.]

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 7:45 PM Permalink
THX 1138

New tagline!

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 8:08 PM Permalink
Big G

Good Office Space cartoon, orion.

I wear the required 15 pieces of flair on my purse strap. :)

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 8:11 PM Permalink
THX 1138

I wear the required 15 pieces of flair on my purse strap. :)

Oh Geez, another good tagline!

Scribe hates that movie.

I love it.

She's never worked in the corporate world.

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 8:14 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

well maybe the saints should have a suisare night then

but i suppose it would have to be explained to people to make it funny


[Edited by on Feb 24, 2005 at 07:44pm.]

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 8:19 PM Permalink
THX 1138

well maybe the saints should have a suisare night then

I think that would be funny as hell.

I don't think some people would find it funny though.

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 8:27 PM Permalink
KT

Perhaps if it were explained to every OTHER person it would be effective. ....Better yet- every 4th person....with explicit instructions not to explain it to anyone, but only to say "you don't understand this???" "DORK".

now I have a plan Goodness Gracious.

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 8:56 PM Permalink
KT

Oh my- I have a stereo just begging to be turned up.

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 8:57 PM Permalink
mystical_muzik

lol I thought U were goin to bed?!? :P

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 9:02 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

crank it up rock n roll become an ushertainer

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 9:03 PM Permalink
KT

I was just trying to be a KTtainer. Some folks wish it would not be so loud.

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 10:02 PM Permalink
KT

sandwich Joe! ( AND I'm not talking about the Earl.)

...another airplane joe,too

[Edited by on Feb 24, 2005 at 09:06pm.]

Thu, 02/24/2005 - 10:04 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

all righty then

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 5:32 AM Permalink
green

A basket tower. 

Like one o'those thighys on wheelies?  And like has a cutting board on top sometimes?  Or a bunch o'baskets just stacked for the wolfie to knock akimbo?

And WHY would you want something like that, KT?  Jeezuz.  Like talk about DUST CATCHERS!!!!!  You're making more work for yourself.

Simplify your life.  Watch Oprah and see how to organize your closet thatsthesizeofmylivinganddiningroomcombined in order to simplify your life.  Pitch the shit.  SIMPLIFY!!!!  More thighys you get to put stuff in, the more stuffs you get to put.

OUT, OUT DAMN SPOT!  AND FIDO!  AND PICKLES!

Say, how's Dennis?

1/2-Way Through Sirbibeher JOE!!!


[Edited 3 times. Most recently by on Feb 25, 2005 at 05:47am.]

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 6:42 AM Permalink
KT

Dennis is well. He's waiting for spring to spring so he can take his Houseboat down the Mississippi to the gulf. Talk about ambitious!

If you were in my kitchen you would see the logic in my purchase. I "dumpstered" my house 5 years ago, and have refrained from collecting stuff ever since. So there! I'm getting REALLY excited to paint. (not really) ...Just want the room painted. It's too damn early to think. I have the day off- why am I not sleeping?

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 6:56 AM Permalink
green

Painting's good.  Fun.  Makes the house smell new!

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 7:08 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I was going to paint my whole house while I was laid off. Now I have to work instead. Not sure how it's going to paint it'self now...

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 8:01 AM Permalink
KT

WELL mmm- if you figure that out, please share it.

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 9:58 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

the saints should have a dennis the fuzzy gherkin night

free pickles!

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 10:43 AM Permalink
KT

I agree! Pick a peck of pickled pickles

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 2:49 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Palina joe!

Fri, 02/25/2005 - 5:19 PM Permalink
KT

Somebody has to post here.
I volunteered.
I have been drinking.
And stripping wallpaper.
And playing sweet tunes loudly.
And contemplating using the vaccum.
Good luck, everyone.
Oh, wait- you're not drinking.
Good luck KT...
and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 2:31 PM Permalink
mystical_muzik

whooo hooo we finally got our digital cable and HSI hooked up!!! :D

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 6:05 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

no one posting??? i suspect a suisare!

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 6:12 PM Permalink
Scribe

Geez KT, stripping wallpaper would drive anybody to drink heavily!

When I stripped the wallpaper off our dining room half the plaster came with it! So essentially I ended up stripping the entire wall and then having to rebuild it!

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 6:35 PM Permalink
mystical_muzik

stripping wallpaper is icky... so is putting up wallpaper.. lol I think I got more glue on myself than anything else.

 

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 6:37 PM Permalink
me2

Mark just brought home a huge roll of plastic!
I said "hmmmm, whats that for honey?" ;)
ofcourse he didnt get it right away DOH!
It is, however, to cover our bed and furniture while we sand the bedroom ceiling and prime the walls tomorrow.

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 7:21 PM Permalink
KT

Luckily, I just have to strip. - and then paint.
It's far easier to drink and make sense than to do anything else right now.....It's a good thing I have booze.

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 10:35 PM Permalink
KT

I am REALLY glad my wife did not bring home room-sized saran wrap.

I have enough of a task as it is.

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 10:39 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

you have to strip??? and then paint....ummmm i think ill stop there..nuff said i think i need a beer

 

then i turn on the show to be named later and what do i see but 2 real saints ushertainers spoofing the oscars


[Edited by on Feb 26, 2005 at 10:08pm.]

Sat, 02/26/2005 - 11:00 PM Permalink
KT

I would very much rather strip- And wax the floor.
But as it is, I need to Strip- and repaint my kitchen.
To be honest, while Enya is playing- I should just sleep, and deal with everything else in the morning.
But for a night-night snack, I'm gonna look at the infinite cat project.

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 12:02 AM Permalink
Frosti

She's never worked in the corporate world.

Unfortunately I can't say the same. ;-)

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 10:11 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Who moved my cheese?

::slams head on desk::

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 11:46 AM Permalink
mystical_muzik

I suppose moving it is better than cutting it....???


 

*ducks*

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 11:49 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Does anyone have a big truck?? we need to move this trailer a few feet so they can come haul the dumpster away tomorrow, my van isn't working, I guess it's too low for it.

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 12:23 PM Permalink
KITCH

do you have a reciever hitch on you van??

 

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 12:28 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

yes, but we can't get it off :(

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 12:30 PM Permalink
KITCH

yes, but we can't get it off :(

 

oh that sucks....if you can get it out you can FLIP them over to give you the right hieght....

hmm...throw a chain/rope around it to a tree and pull....(if you can get the pin out)

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 12:33 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Ok, we got a truck coming shortly so we don't need one now :)

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 1:17 PM Permalink
KITCH

w00t!!!

 

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 1:19 PM Permalink