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Stupid stuff that only semi relates to anything

Submitted by THX 1138 on

You read the title.

Liquor Lady

Yeah, the guy is actually out of town but his wife is gonna drive it over here for us :)

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 1:25 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I'd rather strip- and then play twister.

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 1:50 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

all righty then....

Sun, 02/27/2005 - 2:16 PM Permalink
Big G

ditto.

Mon, 02/28/2005 - 12:00 AM Permalink
KT

Good to know russellfreedom.com has the editors. It still needs more, so keep encouraging. It's a thankless job, but rewarding in a twisted way. So I ask of all of you- join the ranks! Become part of history in the making! Be an editor! NO experience needed! Thank you.
This has been a public service announcement by www.russellfreedom.com

[Edited by on Mar 1, 2005 at 03:52am.]

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 4:52 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

This has been a public service announcement by
www.russellfreedom.com

area code joe

[Edited 3 times. Most recently by on Mar 1, 2005 at 05:34am.]

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 6:32 AM Permalink
green

So, I'm like sitting here at work, kind'a like working (I guess)...  And I hear this guy in his office talking. 
Talking about "pubes."

Oh.

It was "people in their CUBES."

Note to self:

Get eyes checked.

Get head examined.

Get a hearing test...

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 7:39 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I just don't seem to get that Russell Freedom stuff

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 7:55 AM Permalink
THX 1138

I just don't seem to get that Russell Freedom stuff

Me either, CM.

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:31 AM Permalink
KITCH

ditto..

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:33 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

you just edit stuff and type in whatever you want to  the sillier the better i guess or to waste even more time you can go over to the redandnater suisare message board and read and post some really silly stuff you can post anon there also

 

http://p198.ezboard.com/fredandnaterdotcomfrm30

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 9:36 AM Permalink
mystical_muzik

I'm starting to get it.. and startin to like it..it's fun :)

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 10:26 AM Permalink
KT

go to russellfreedom- click on 'recent changes' Pick a topic, scroll down to 'edit this page' Add, subtract, rearrange whatever you wish- click 'save' ...And voila!!! You are an editor!!!!!
'corse you don't get paid, but editing stuff on the web is silly.

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 4:31 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

yes editing on russell freedom is almost as silly as what you can read on the red and nater suisare board

in reference to thxs post above look up suisare in the wikipedia


[Edited by on Mar 1, 2005 at 07:10pm.]

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:00 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Is this just a fun place for people who don't already manage their own web pages and want to play around?  I guess I still don't get it.  If I can do all the HTML on my own page what makes this any different?  Is it because there are so many people adding to it all the time and there's an audience? I'm confused.

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:42 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

allrighty then

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 11:49 AM Permalink
KT

It's OK, CM, you can just stay confused, I don't mind.
You prolly have too much serious in your life to make way for drivel :P

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 12:02 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Maybe I dont get it either... but they can't kick me off without me trying :)
hehehe

::feeling evil::

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 12:16 PM Permalink
Clue Master

You prolly have too much serious in your life to make way for drivel :P

You give me all the drivel I can handle KT.  And I like it!  I'll keep trying.  I want to get it. I really do.

Things have been a bit serious lately now that you mention it.  Maybe I need Russell more than ever.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 12:51 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Maybe I need Russell more than ever.

It hasn't been THAT serious... you sure you don't need Jill? Or Samantha???

:o

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 12:58 PM Permalink
KITCH

damn it...i just spit out my pop....

god I gotta learn not to read pf and drink at the same time...

but that was funny as hell....

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:02 PM Permalink
KT

Russell is as Russell does.
Zephy- NEVER quit your position as editor at russellfreedom. We NEED you!
Anyone and everyone needs 'seriousless' time now and again.
CM you will get it as soon as you least expect it.
Kitch- at least learn to aim away from your keyboard when you spew liquid reading posts.
I mean All Liquids- and stuff and things.
Now I must get away from my son's 'puter, or he will scold me for smoking near it.
Damn! It's HARD to raise good parents now-a-days.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:20 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

if you must smoke go out in the backyard and smoke some pork chops or do like i do once and awhile smoke a turkey

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:27 PM Permalink
me2

 

Russell is as Russell does
CM you will get it as soon as you least expect it.


those sound like you read them from fortune cookies KT- funny

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:41 PM Permalink
Clue Master

HAHA  Z!

Jill, Samantha, Russell?  Whatever.  At my age I'll take anything I can get. 

Well almost anything. :-(

CM you will get it as soon as you least expect it.

Promises, Promises KT


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Mar 2, 2005 at 04:52pm.]

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 5:49 PM Permalink
KT

Ahhh- CM! We KNOW your standards leave not much by the wayside.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 5:51 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Don't be so hard on yourself sweetie - You're not all that bad

Unless you want to be that is and then you're damn good!

;-)

Anyone wanna join me for a samich Joe?


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Mar 2, 2005 at 04:54pm.]

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 5:53 PM Permalink
KT

What kinda bread do you offer?
T*AT?

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 5:55 PM Permalink
KT

CM- I may be the first to say this- but...
YOU ARE ALL THAT BAD.
And you have a chaser to prove it- and I do not meen a 3.2 beer!
How ignorant do you think we should be?
If you wish for cryptic messages, I can do that too.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 8:19 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

i am worn from all this russell freedom editing

i do not introduce the log lady!

why is that cat still waving at me

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 8:29 PM Permalink
KT

That cat is still waving because you are still looking at it.
Dummy!!!! Do you not know that that that that cat may be sucking out your brain?
Geeze! You would thank some people wood lerN.
I am NOT a mini-blind, only an artichoke.
We sometimes see our hands as BLUE, but "F" is the answer.
 I am NOT the dogwatcher, I do NOT have to answer to the donut boy.
Do not look at the waving cat!!! Smith, peanut, loops, dust, spiceracks.
Damn! I spent way TOO much time looking at the cat.
PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTT.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:21 PM Permalink
KT

That was so very useless, I may have to copy it to russellfreedom.
;P

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:22 PM Permalink
Scribe

Ah! So "F" is the answer!

Screw that! I am not telling the answer to the donut boy!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<br>
<font color=purple>

 

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:24 PM Permalink
THX 1138

That cat is still waving because you are still looking at it. Dummy!!!!

Yeah, geez. Stop looking at it already.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:40 PM Permalink
KT

I will not look at the waving cat....
I will not look at the waving cat....
I will not look at the waving cat....

I am sory I mistbehave in jim....
I am sory I mistbehave in jim....
(this was on a sheet of paper I found at a school I worked at. ...Only it was written 25 times.)
I am sory I mistbehave in jim....

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:57 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I am NOT a mini-blind, only an artichoke.
We sometimes see our hands as BLUE, but "F" is the answer.
 I am NOT the dogwatcher, I do NOT have to answer to the donut boy.
Do not look at the waving cat!!! Smith, peanut, loops, dust, spiceracks.
Damn! I spent way TOO much time looking at the cat.

That has got to be one of my favorite posts yet.  Is that from something?  If not, I'm truly scared.  ;-)

and I do not meen a 3.2 beer! That's cool cause I only drink beer that 5.5 or more.


[Edited by on Mar 2, 2005 at 09:18pm.]

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 10:13 PM Permalink
KT

Be afraid- be very afraid, CM- that is an impromptu KT original.
I'm not sure to this moment what I was trying to say.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 10:24 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

the waving cat has taken over my mind

i am thinking in japanese i will start speaking in engrish(
<--a">www.engrish.com
<--a
plug)

i will edit in my sleep..

you must not misbehave in jim...hoy! hoy!

im seeing red..im seeing nater..ralph......suisare.......

 

damn that cherry pie was good and i like my coffee black

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 10:24 PM Permalink
KT

Very well said, tailgater!
...almost like you read my mind!

Dogs flew spaceships!

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 10:26 PM Permalink
green

JOE!!!

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 10:53 PM Permalink
OTiS

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[Edited by on Mar 2, 2005 at 10:57pm.]

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 11:57 PM Permalink
OTiS

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Thu, 03/03/2005 - 3:07 AM Permalink
KT

the sun is going out?
It's not going nova, is it?
If it is, I have alot of things to do.
Things I promised people I would do when the sun went nova.
oh crap.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 5:22 AM Permalink
OTiS

Nah../ the Sun is fine.. the cable is going out.

Of course for some people a cable outage is sorta like the end of the world.

So I guess you can compare the two. ;-)

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 5:33 AM Permalink
KT

Whew! You saved my butt again.
I don't care about cable. I don't have it.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 5:35 AM Permalink
OTiS

I have it but don't watch it :)

Wife and kids do though.....

[Edited by on Mar 3, 2005 at 04:41am.]

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 5:41 AM Permalink