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Brown County Sheriff's Log

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mrmnmikey

any kind o samich for me joe

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 6:37 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Sheriff’s Log

1:13 p.m. Caller says mother may be suicidal at trailer court.

Don't take her there, then.... DUH!!

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 2:07 PM Permalink
zephyrus

7:48 p.m. Caller form Homestead Drive needs to speak to an officer about son on crank.

That's terrible...

2:41 p.m. 911 caller form Brown Hill Road says a brown kind of truck thing tried to kidnap him.

Found him!

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 2:11 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 9:50 PM Permalink
FrozenButtox

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?


Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 9:51 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Heh

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 11:04 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Those are better than the real calls to the sherriff's office!

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 12:05 PM Permalink
green


6:47 a.m. Caller reports that a fire truck is dragging a hose behind it.

A whore's WHAT????  I wanna KNOW!!!!

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:17 PM Permalink
green


8:47 p.m. Firefighter is on the way to pick up the hose.

WOOO-HOOO!  How many whore's he gonna pick up?  Do the wives know what's going on at the fire house?

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:21 PM Permalink
KITCH

gotta like the firemen.....

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:23 PM Permalink
me2

I love men on fire ;)

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 3:47 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 4:02 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:39 p.m. Officer says he will have a bonfire if anyone calls.

Just K T

6:49 a.m. Caller from state park says he will not call anymore.

Huh ?

7:30 a.m. Officer has three horses and doesn’t know what to do with them. Dispatcher contacting animal control officer.

8 a.m. Officer has located the owner of the horses. They are Johnson County runaways.

Well, if you lived in Johnson County, you'd run away too.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 4:45 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

(((((((Johnsonville brats)))))))))

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 1:23 AM Permalink
Clue Master

What - Are you trying to be some kind of Charlie Murphy or something?

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 7:05 AM Permalink
me2

 

 

 

Friday, 03/04/05





3:17 p.m. Caller says: "There is a man in my bathtub. He says he is searching for treasure".





::Man in background yelling "and I found her too"::    ;) 

Dispatcher only hears a hootin and hollerin then a dial tone ........ ;)

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 12:47 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

11:16 a.m. 911 caller from Becks Grove Road wants to know who to call for problems with 31-year-old son.

call the homeless shelter and get him out of your basement!

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 1:03 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

8:09 a.m. Person on State Road 46 West says there is a large rock on Kelly Hill.

8:30 a.m. Another caller reports a big rock on Kelly Hill.

Yea, so are rocks not allowed on hills?

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 1:04 PM Permalink
zephyrus

2:16 p.m. Person from trailer court says husband has fallen and needs help getting up.

Give it 20 minutes... that's what I'd do :)

Sat, 03/05/2005 - 6:45 AM Permalink
zephyrus

4:14 p.m. Propane business says a suspicious vehicle pulled into drive and then left.

Was it wearing a disguise?

Sat, 03/05/2005 - 6:47 AM Permalink
green

Mr. Mikey...  Kelly Hill's a FARMER!!!  Get the rock off!  Ittiz crushing the outta him!

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 6:33 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

10:15 a.m. Person from Ritter Road wants to report nine years of identity theft.

HEH

8:48 a.m. Husband wants committal papers for wife.

Nahhhh

Wed, 03/09/2005 - 6:43 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

5:14 p.m. Resident of 46 East reports a large cattle truck attempting to turn around in his yard. There is damage and owner has a video of the event.



What are the odds that you are video taping your yard and a cattle truck drives in it?


9:25 p.m. Caller from Bean Blossom says a man stopped to ask directions and was drunk. He was heading south on 135 North, toward Nashville.

10:34 p.m. 911 caller reports a possible drunk driver on 46 East.


Same guy who went the wrong direction???


Fri, 03/11/2005 - 12:29 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

1:52 p.m. Person from Fruitdale Road wants to talk to an officer about a hate letter received in the mail.

Just where you want your house. On Fruitdale Road.

10:17 a.m. Soup kitchen reports a person is causing problems.

Damn wino's!

6:38 p.m. Soup kitchen needs fire department to check wiring in building. Lights have gone off and person smells something.

Thats the wino that brushed against the light switch. That smell is him.

8:24 a.m. Officer says Clay Lick Road has a reasonable amount of ice.

Another fine road to live on.

11:39 p.m. Lick Creek Road resident reports coming home to find his house has been shot at several times.

They like roads with the word "lick" in them? Maybe it was the wino.

Fri, 03/11/2005 - 1:10 PM Permalink
zephyrus

10:03 p.m. Caller from Poplar Grove says a car is off the road in front of her house and person is trying to get it out.

Man... I would have just left it there

7:16 a.m. School reports bus has been in an accident with property damage, but no injuries, on Three Story Hill Road

I think that we need to get the other 2 stories before we make any calls on this one...

Fri, 03/11/2005 - 2:11 PM Permalink
me2


These actually happened around the week of 3/4/5


SOUTH ST. PAUL

Property damage:A window was broken in an apartment at 358 Second Ave. S. on Tuesday, allegedly by renters moving furniture out of the unit.

Stolen vehicle:A 1992 Oldsmobile Achieva was reported stolen Tuesday from the 400 block of Camber Avenue and found a short time later in Minneapolis with substantial damage.

Illegal dumping:An employee at Titan Construction, 200 S. Concord Exchange, told police Tuesday that he witnessed a man driving a Mercedes throw garbage into the company's Dumpster.

Theft: Someone broke into a Pepsi machine at Quality Car Wash, 1015 S. Concord St., damaged the lock and stole about $20 in change. The incident was reported Monday.

Warrant arrest:A 32-year-old man wanted on a Washington County warrant on suspicion of leaving the scene of an accident was taken into custody Feb. 23 at McDonald's, 5760 Cahill Ave., in Inver Grove Heights.

Property damage:A man told police Feb. 23 that while driving along the 1400 block of South Concord Street, someone threw an ice ball at his truck, damaging a window.

Theft from vehicle:Nearly 100 compact discs were reported stolen from a car parked at the Pizza Factory, 1539 S. Fifth Ave., on Saturday.

Driving while intoxicated:A 20-year-old man was found sleeping in a parked, running vehicle with the stereo playing in the 400 block of 10th Avenue South on Sunday. Several cans of Modelo beer were also found in the car, and after waking the man, officers determined he had a 0.18 percent blood-alcohol level.

Fight:Police were called to a fight involving at least 10 people at Wells Lanes, 365 N. Concord St., on Feb. 25.

Drug activity:Two men, ages 47 and 31, and a 36-year-old woman were arrested on suspicion of several drug crimes after police executed a search warrant at a house in the 100 block of 15th Avenue South.

Sat, 03/19/2005 - 8:05 AM Permalink
KITCH

Drug activity:Two men, ages 47 and 31, and a 36-year-old woman were arrested on suspicion of several drug crimes after police executed a search warrant at a house in the 100 block of 15th Avenue South.

 

I think this is the house that has the RACIST....not sure...

Sat, 03/19/2005 - 10:53 AM Permalink
me2

Thats right -that guy is in South St Paul-
it is scary to me to have him this close to my house.
I know many people are racist, and live just as close or closer to my home
He has had a vocal, negative, and spot lighted roll in the community lately.

[Edited by on Mar 19, 2005 at 11:45am.]

Sat, 03/19/2005 - 11:40 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

HAHA!

Mon, 03/21/2005 - 6:34 PM Permalink
mucluck

7:19 a.m. Gatesville Road resident says someone tried to break into her home and ran off into the woods when her husband went into the woods.


hmmmm

Mon, 03/21/2005 - 6:42 PM Permalink
mucluck


7:44 p.m. Gatesville Road resident says trespassers are on her property either in a tractor or dune buggy.


What...she can't tell the difference???

Wed, 03/23/2005 - 3:49 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:31 a.m. Caller says a deer is behind the county highway garage needs put to sleep because a coyote has a hold of it.

7:39 a.m. Officer says the deer is standing on three legs and needs animal control.

Owww ! Ow Ow

Wed, 03/23/2005 - 4:16 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

8:07 p.m. State Road 45 resident says he spoke to a man who says a woman has been beaten up and dropped off. Everything’s fine.

Everything’s fine. ??

What? She likes it?

Wed, 03/23/2005 - 4:18 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

10:33 p.m. Caller says he found some type of drug in his pocket and doesn’t know how it got there. Wants to know if he can bring it in and have an officer check it out.

Damn ! That happens to me all the time.

Wed, 03/23/2005 - 4:19 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Wants to know if he can bring it in and have an officer check it out.

Yea officer, you try it out and let me know if it's any good, ok?

Thu, 03/24/2005 - 6:22 AM Permalink
zephyrus

8 p.m. Caller from Gatesville reports a person who may have died.

Hmmm.... what are his symptoms?

4:47 p.m. LaSalle Road resident says her husband is at her house and ran into the woods. He has a restraining order against him.

He isn't allowed to be near himself? I hope he doesn't get caught...

Sat, 03/26/2005 - 5:49 PM Permalink
OT

From So. St. Paul Police calls:

A resident called police Monday after receiving more than a dozen telephone calls asking for someone that doesn't live there.  Police left a message for the caller telling her to stop.

Sat, 03/26/2005 - 6:15 PM Permalink
KITCH

hmmm.......I wonder if I got a voice mail message at work from the cops.....

haha...

Sat, 03/26/2005 - 7:48 PM Permalink
Frosti

I was going to post this last week, but I forgot. There was an item in the police blotter in the PP on Sunday about an old guy who got cited for driving after revocation of his license. He almost ran over a mailbox and almost hit another car. When the cops stopped him he claimed he wasn't driving, but was "charging the battery."

Mon, 03/28/2005 - 8:23 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Learn something new everyday...

Tue, 03/29/2005 - 11:55 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Nude jogger: "This is what I do"










Fri Apr 8, 3:52 PM ET












 

Crimes and Trials - Court TV

By Tinuola Awopetu, Court TV

(Court TV) — What caught the anonymous caller's attention first — the reflective Nike logo on the back of Robert Register's running shoes, or the fact that the 56-year-old man was running in the buff?









 

Either way, the tipster is responsible for putting an end to the Floridian's yearlong nude running streak.

Judie Banks, a spokesperson for the Coconut Grove Police Department, said an anonymous caller contacted officers at 5:15 a.m. on March 31 to report a white male jogging in the nude in the largely residential area.

A patrol officer spotted Register at about 5:30 a.m.

"[The officer] saw a naked man running with only a pair of white sneakers with a reflective Nike logo," Banks said.

Register allegedly jumped into the bushes when the officer attempted to stop him. When he came out of hiding, he had on a pair of blue shorts.

The man was cooperative and reportedly told the officer, "This is what I do." He explained that he had been running in the buff regularly on Tuesdays and Fridays for about a year. According to Banks, this was the first time Register had ever been reported to police.

"If there's some holistic benefit to [running naked], I'm not sure what it is," Banks said. "As a result of this incident, I've gotten emails from people who practice nudism. I'm sure it's a perfectly fine practice — in a more controlled environment."

Register was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Apr 9, 2005 at 05:43am.]

Sat, 04/09/2005 - 4:41 AM Permalink
Clue Master

::slap slap slap slap::

Sat, 04/09/2005 - 9:51 AM Permalink
me2

hhmmmmmmm, something new to try ;)

Sat, 04/09/2005 - 10:35 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

where do you jog again??

Sat, 04/09/2005 - 10:41 AM Permalink