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Getting my own place to hang out.....

Submitted by KITCH on

 

Stop by....'cept THX...go 2 your own shed.

 

 

 

KITCH

Ik houd van de Nederlanders. Hoe denkt u term Nederlands gaan gebeurde?

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 8:48 AM Permalink
OT

Atwhay ethay eckhay areway ouyay alkingtay aboutway??  Owshay offsway!

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 8:54 AM Permalink
OTiS

I'm rolling.... Hope the Pisser comes back sometime today.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 8:56 AM Permalink
KITCH

crap...I got an F in piglatin in college....
I knew I should have spent more time on the books...

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:02 AM Permalink
Med2k

OTS, If you have enough to drink, I think there's a little pisser in all of us.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:04 AM Permalink
me2

How much is rent in here? I may need a place to stay.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:54 PM Permalink
KITCH

NO rent....I got a big comfy couch, free internet, and best of all...those walkin showers...

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 2:14 PM Permalink
green

Kitch, you need any help polishing that pretty, big pole o'yours...

Just let me know!  Eags and I are pros at it!  :D


 

JOE!!!


[Edited by on Mar 2, 2005 at 01:56pm.]

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 2:56 PM Permalink
KITCH

ummm.....

:O

.....I've got nothig 2 say....I just don't know what 2 say....

8D

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 2:58 PM Permalink
The pisser

Et comment vous oser m'appelle Pe Pe La Banc D'église.. Nous l'odeur française améliore alors n'importe quel de vous Américains bêtes. Je outta prend une pisse longue sur vous aussi !

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 2:59 PM Permalink
KITCH

Obtenez l'enfer dehors ! ! ! J'ai obtenu une certaine sécurité sérieusement grande et ne veux pas sauter le camion sur votre âne.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 3:06 PM Permalink
OTiS

Me dire Pisser de monsieur. Etes-vous fourni avec votre propre drapeau blanc ?

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 3:09 PM Permalink
OT

Where'd you find my family picture, CM?  ;)

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 7:13 PM Permalink
KITCH

is it really sad that I know what the photo is???....nah I'm a good dad

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 8:04 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'm with ya Kitch - I can name each character, as I'm sure you could as well.  It was Alibabas favorite show back when.  Her favorite doll is STILL Molly.  Mine too!  ;-)

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 10:43 PM Permalink
OT

Kitch's favorite doll is Molly too.  ;)

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 10:50 PM Permalink
me2

I always loved the dustbunnies

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 12:43 AM Permalink
Clue Master

We have 8 pairs of them cause 'somebody' told everyone that Ali wanted them and didn't think that everyone would get them.  It was like seeing those furry ball type things on Star Trek multiply themselves years ago.  I'm just glad nobody spilled anything on them.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 1:37 AM Permalink
The pisser

Je suppose que puisque je suis le Pisser que vous ne m'avez pas des objections pissant dans votre grande mare votre hors dos ? A propos. Votre bière goûte comme la Pisse !


Peut-être je dois gifler vous pue des Américains environ avec certains de mon beau parfum français.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 4:55 AM Permalink
green

Kitch, I can polish that pole o'yours really good...  I'll be gentle - won't scratch it!  Won't charge you much either...  You just say the word, big fella...

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 8:47 AM Permalink
KITCH

Comme le Français connaissez que quelle bonne bière is.Give j'un ya de break.But... retourne dans l'étang de grenouille quand vous avez besoin de go.By le séjour de manière...... ayez une fumée.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 9:59 AM Permalink
KITCH

Le vert freaking me dehors.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:00 AM Permalink
KITCH

Green...

I'll keep you in mind.....

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:01 AM Permalink
OTiS

LOL Frogpond

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:01 AM Permalink
OTiS

Que la question.. Vous ne voulez pas obtenir votre pôle lavé ?

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:03 AM Permalink
green

Well!  Have you had any other offers to polish it?  Huh? 

I mean, I'm OFFERING and ittiz not like ittiz easy - that sucker looks HUGE!  And it isn't easy, you know.  The going up and down KILLS my knees.  And I've told you I'd be gentle and never ever would I leave a single scratch.  And I'll clean up all the mess, too.

You will really be happy.  I give you my word.


 

JOE!!! 

 

 


[Edited by on Mar 3, 2005 at 09:22am.]

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:15 AM Permalink
KITCH

that wore me out...just reading that....
cleaning a pole like that must be hard work....

I'm going to shop around and get the best offers....but now you are on top of the list....

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:30 AM Permalink
green

Great!  Just let me know.  You'll be the envy of all your friends if you choose me...   

If you want an estimate, I'd need to see your pole, check it out.  But I haven't come across a pole yet I've not been able to polish perfectly.

Be sure to ask others if they use silk...  I do! 

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:36 AM Permalink
KITCH

got a list of references?

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:48 AM Permalink
green

EWE BETCHA!  All happy, satisfied customers.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:52 AM Permalink
green

Tell you what, Kitch.  First time?  I'll give ya'a freebie.  On me.  How's that?

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:54 AM Permalink
OTiS

Sorry.. I didn't see the sock on the door. I'll come back later.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:04 AM Permalink
KITCH

just don't know what 2 say....

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:11 AM Permalink
green

Why not say, "Yes!"?

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:14 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'm afraid If I say YES...

that I might not be able to stop yelling YES.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:18 AM Permalink
green

Trust me...  You WON'T!

Here, I'll show you...

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:19 AM Permalink
green

Kitch, now...  Isn't that BEAUTIFUL?  Lovingly polished by yours truly.  I told you I was a pro!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looks as good as new, huh?

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:24 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

holy crap! I knew you only hired the best around here, but damn!

Green you are one good pole shiner!


[Edited by on Mar 3, 2005 at 10:25am.]

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:24 AM Permalink
green

Thank you!  Thank you, Mr. Mikey.  Don't know who Kitch izz gonna get to do those lite-up tiles - I don't do floors.  Ever seen a prettier brass pole in your life? 

[Edited by on Mar 3, 2005 at 10:29am.]

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:26 AM Permalink
green

Kitch, this one was on the house.  Next time it'll cost ya.  But I wanted to do what I could around here.  Nice place you got and I appreciate you letting me hang out.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:28 AM Permalink
KITCH

geez...i didn't even say yes...

talk about taking control of the situation....

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 11:38 AM Permalink
Clue Master

OMG was that exhausting!  Whew!  Remind me to buy you a drink the next time I see you g.  WOW!

Kitch, you're one lucky bastard!  Thanks for letting me video tape that whole thing.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 12:03 PM Permalink
green

Cooler, Master!  A teaching tape!  Now you can learn to polish poles, too!  Bet there'll be HUGE demand for you!

I'll take you up on that drink, I could use it!

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 12:16 PM Permalink
OTiS

HA HA!

Nice job Green. I wouldn't know where to start.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 1:31 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

I need a cigarette!

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 1:45 PM Permalink
green

I had MORE fun with that!  I just can't believe somebuddy hadn't thought o'it before me!  Minute I saw the original brass fireman's pole, the idea came to mind.  I was really glad to see nobuddy jumped on the pole before me!  :D

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 1:51 PM Permalink