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The Jukebox

Submitted by Frosti on

AKA Earworm Central.  "Keptin! They put creaturesin our bodies!"--Chekov

If you're gonna have a folder about beer, you gotta have some tunes.

My life flows on in endless song
above earth's lamentation.

I hear the real, through far-off hymn
that hails a new creation.

Through all the tumult and the 
strife I hear that music ringing.

It sounds an echo in my soul, how
can I keep from singing?

Frosti

I've got that CD somewhere too.

Fri, 01/28/2005 - 8:29 AM Permalink
amiable

Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else

I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

Tap on my window, knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore

It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls

Tap on my window, knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful

I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pouring rain, oh
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain

Please don't try so hard to say goodbye

Fri, 01/28/2005 - 9:30 AM Permalink
Frosti

Heard this on mpr tonight, the original Big Joe Turner version. Much better than the Bill Haley version I grew up listening to.

Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Well, you get in that kitchen, make some noise with the pots 'n pans

Way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin' through
Way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin' through
I can't believe my eyes, all that mess belongs to you

I believe to the soul you're the devil and now I know
I believe to the soul you're the devil and now I know
Well, the more I work, the faster my money goes

I said shake, rattle and roll, Shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, Shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul

Yeah, blow Joe!

----- saxophone -----

I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store
I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store
Well I can look at you till you ain't no child no more

Ah, shake, rattle and roll, Shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, Shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul

I get over the hill and way down underneath
I get over the hill and way down underneath
You make me roll my eyes, even make me grit my teeth

I said shake, rattle and roll, Shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, Shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do nothin' to save your doggone soul

Shake, rattle and roll!

Mon, 01/31/2005 - 9:08 PM Permalink
Frosti

Late hours at night, trying to play my hand
Through my window, out stepped a man
I didn't know no better
Oh boys
In my girlish days

My mama cried, papa did, too
Oh, daughter, look what a shame on you
I didn't know no better
Oh boys
In my girlish days

flagged a train, didn't have a dime
Trying to run away from that home of mine
I didn't know no better
Oh boys
In my girlish days

I hit the highway, caught me a truck
Nineteen and seventeen, when the winter was tough
I didn't know no better
Oh boys
In my girlish days
(spoken: Lord, play it for me now)

All of my playmates is not surprised,
I had to travel 'fore I got wise
I found out better
And I still got my girlish ways

Thu, 02/03/2005 - 5:10 AM Permalink
Frosti

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

*Birds Chirping*

  • Pig Squeal*
  • Rooster Crows* If your having trouble with your barnyard friends
    You've got a thing for ewes
    Been counting sheep
    But your not in bed
    Here's what you gotta do

    Get off the barn
    Stay off the Farm
    Go read a nursery rhyme
    Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
    That kind of love's a crime

    Dirty Deeds done with sheep
    Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
    Dirty Deeds, done with Sheep
    Dirty Deeds and there done with sheep *baaa*

    My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
    Her fleece is as white as snow
    He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
    Someone should tell him no
    Look at the Flock, they're all in shock
    Here comes that mutton fan
    Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
    Don't be a Barnyard Man, Noo

    Dirty Deeds done with sheep
    Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
    Dirty Deeds done with Sheep *baaa*
    Dirty Deeds and there done with sheep *baaa*

    Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
    DONE WITH SHEEP
    Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
    DONE WITH SHEEP

    Dirty Deeds
    Don't tell them what I done to you
    Done with sheep
    Dirty Deeds
    Dirty Deeds
    Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*

  • baa, Baa*

    Quiet Cows... I think the Shepards coming

  • Sat, 02/05/2005 - 8:55 AM Permalink
    jenniferb

    there must be some kind of way out of here
    said the joker to the thief
    there's too much confusion
    I can't get no relief
    businessmen they drink my wine
    plowmen dig my earth
    none of them along the line
    know what any of it is worth

    no reason to get excited
    the thief he kindly spoke
    there are many here among us
    who feel that life is but a joke
    but you and I we've been through that
    and this is not our fate
    so let us not talk falsely now
    the hour is getting late

    all along the watchtower
    princes kept the view
    while all the women came and went
    barefoot servants too
    outside in the cold distance
    a wildcat did growl
    two riders were approaching
    and the wind began to howl

    Sat, 02/12/2005 - 1:42 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    Bobby or Jimi?

    Sat, 02/12/2005 - 3:47 PM Permalink
    jenniferb

    Jimi. definitely Jimi.

    Sat, 02/12/2005 - 5:13 PM Permalink
    Sparky

    I'm looking forward to the "In Heaven You Know They Got a Hell of a Band" version of that song - with Dylan on vocals and Clapton and Jimi trading guitar solos.

    Sun, 02/13/2005 - 8:05 AM Permalink
    jenniferb

    you say I only hear what I want to
    you say I talk so all the time...so
    and I thought what I felt was simple
    and I thought that I don't belong
    and now that I am leaving
    now I know that I did something wrong 'cause I missed you
    yeah, I missed you
    and you say I only hear what I want to
    I don't listen hard
    I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running
    to anyone, anywhere
    I don't understand if you really care
    I'm only hearing negatives, no, no, no, no...
    so I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up
    and this woman was singing my song
    lover's in love and the other's run away
    lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay
    some of us hover while we’re waiting for the other who was
    dying since the day they were born, well,
    well, this is not that, I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown
    and I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure
    you try to tell me that I'm clever
    but that won't take me anyhow, or anywhere, with you
    you said that I was naive and
    I thought that I was strong, oh
    I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave"
    oh, but now I know that I was wrong, 'cause I missed you
    yeah, I missed you
    you said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go"
    you try to give away a keeper, or keep me 'cause you know you're just so
    scared to lose
    and you say, "stay."

    and you say I only hear what I want to...

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 10:37 AM Permalink
    amiable

    My earworm since 7:45 this am when someone said "fair thee well" to me:

    Fare you well, my honey, fare you well my only true one.
    All the birds that were singing are flown, except you alone.

    Going to leave this brokedown palace,
    On my hand and knees, I will roll, roll, roll.
    Make myself a bed in the waterside,
    In my time, I will roll, roll roll.

    In a bed, in a bed, by the waterside I will lay my head.
    Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

    River going to take me, sing sweet and sleepy,
    Sing me sweet and sleepy all the way back home.
    It’s a far gone lullaby, sung many years ago.
    Mama, mama many worlds I’ve come since I first left home.

    Goin’ home, goin’ home, by the riverside I will rest my bones,
    Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

    Going to plant a weeping willow,
    On the bank’s green edge it will grow, grow, grow.
    Sing a lullaby beside the water,
    Lovers come and go, the river roll, roll, roll.

    Fare you well, fare you well, I love you more than words can tell,
    Listen to the river sing sweet songs, to rock my soul.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:02 AM Permalink
    jenniferb

    hey, I like her outfit!

    and her hair's kinda like mine, only shorter.  and her glasses are kinda like the ones I wear sometimes.

    that's not me, is it?

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:04 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    It isyou! I snuck down, took a picture of you, and then shortened the hair a little to throw you off the scent.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:08 AM Permalink
    amiable

    That Frosti is a sneaky bastard.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:10 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    You should see the pictures I have of you.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:11 AM Permalink
    amiable

    You keep those to yourself, buster.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:12 AM Permalink
    jenniferb

    psst...Amie...I guess he doesn't know about the ones we have of him...

    heeheeheeheeHEE!

    oops.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:22 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    I thought I saw somebody hiding in my ficus!

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:29 AM Permalink
    jenniferb

    was there lots of giggling?  and a telephoto lens sticking out? 

    'cause, um, that wasn't us.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:31 AM Permalink
    amiable

    Nope, not us.

    Nope.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:38 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    You mean there were other weirdos in my house?

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:47 AM Permalink
    amiable

    Boy, you can just best believe
    I'm the only girl in your life
    I'll be your sugar in the morning
    And the sweet stuff U need at night
    And you can just best believe
    When it come down to makin' love
    I'll satisfy you every need
    And every fantasy you think of

    So when U need a little piece of mind
    Come on over, boy, any time
    I'll keep you happy and so satisfy
    In my house, my house

    Oooh

    Boy, any time, day or night
    When U call me, I will be there
    Just call me up on the phone
    When U need someone 'round to care
    And when you feel sad and blue
    You just come and see me anytime
    I'll kiss away all your tears
    And your fears you can leave behind

    So when U need a little piece of mind
    Come on over, boy, any time
    I'll keep you happy and so satisfy
    In my house, my house
    So when U need some love and tenderness
    And it's me, baby that U miss
    Here's the key to unlock the door to my house, my house

    <aside> the U instead of you makes me think Prince wrote this.

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 11:53 AM Permalink
    jenniferb

    U know it!

    Thu, 02/17/2005 - 12:38 PM Permalink
    Sparky


    He Was In Heaven Before He Died

    ©John Prine



    There's a rainbow of babies
    Draped over the graveyard
    Where all the dead sailors
    Wait for their brides
    And the cold bitter snow
    Has strangled each grassblade
    Where the salt from their tears
    Washed out with the tide

    Chorus
    And I smiled on the Wabash
    The last time I passed it
    Yes I gave her a wink
    From the passenger side
    And my foot fell asleep
    As I swallowed my candy
    Knowing he was in heaven
    Before he died

    Now the harbor's on fire
    With the dreams and desires
    Of a thousand young poets
    Who failed 'cause they tried
    For a rhyme without reason
    Floats down to the bottom
    Where the scavengers eat 'em
    And wash in with the tide

    Repeat Chorus:

    The sun can play tricks
    With your eyes on the highway
    The moon can lay sideways
    Till the ocean stands still
    But a person can't tell
    His best friend he loves him
    Till time has stopped breathing
    You're alone on the hill

    Repeat Chorus:

    Mon, 03/07/2005 - 2:02 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    <charging paddles> Clear!

    ZAP!

    Mon, 03/07/2005 - 9:19 PM Permalink
    Sparky

    (All right)
    Hey there, all you middle men
    Throw away your fancy clothes
    And while you're out there sittin' on a fence
    So get off your ass and come down here
    'Cause rock 'n' roll ain't no riddle man
    To me it makes good, good sense

    Good sense
    Ow
    Oooh yeah

    Heavy decibels are playing on my guitar
    We got vibrations coming up from the floor
    We're just listening to the rock that's giving too much noise
    Are you deaf, you wanna hear some more

    We're just talkin' about the future
    Forget about the past
    It'll always be with us
    It's never gonna die, never gonna die

    Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution
    Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die
    Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution
    Rock 'n' roll it will survive

    Yes it will, ha ha ha ha

    I took a look inside your bedroom door
    You looked so good lying on your bed
    Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love
    You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead

    We're just talkin' about the future
    Forget about the past
    It'll always be with us
    It's never gonna die, never gonna die

    Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution
    Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die
    Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution
    Rock 'n' roll is just rock 'n' roll

    Oh Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution
    Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die
    Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution
    Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die

    Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution
    Rock 'n' roll it'll never die

    Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution
    Rock 'n' roll
    Oh
    Rock 'n' roll is just rock 'n' roll

    Tue, 03/08/2005 - 5:48 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    Up in the morning and out to school
    The teacher is teaching the golden rule
    American history and practical maths
    You studyin' hard and you're hopin' to pass
    Ooh you're working your fingers right down to the bone
    And the guy behind you won't leave you alone

    Ring ring goes the bell
    The cook in the kitchen is ready to sell
    But you're lucky if you can find a seat
    You're fortunate if you got time to eat
    Well back in the classroom open your books
    Ooh the teacher don't know how mean she looks

    Hail hail rock 'n' roll, hail hail rock 'n' roll
    Hail hail rock 'n' roll, hail hail rock 'n' roll
    Hail hail rock 'n' roll, hail hail rock 'n' roooooll

    As soon as 3 o'clock goes around
    You finally lay your burden down
    Throw down your books and outta your seat
    You go down the hallway into the street
    And you're tryin' to forget just where you've been
    You find a juke joint, you go in

    You drop the quarter right into the slot
    You gotta hear something that's really hot, like me
    With the one you love you're makin' romance
    All day long they wanted to dance
    And you're feeling the music from head to toe
    As round and round and round you go
    Get over here

    Long live rock 'n' roll, long live rock 'n' roll
    Long live rock 'n' roll, long live rock 'n' roll
    Long live rock 'n' roll, long live rock 'n' roll, hey

    Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll
    Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll
    Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll, c'mon

    Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll
    Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll
    Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll

    Tue, 03/08/2005 - 7:19 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    I still get goose-bump, chills, willies flashbacks listening to this song.  It's the littlee bit in the middle - that they so understate as "guitar solo" that makes me go nirvanic.  I do pity all those poor foolskids who haven't never got the Led out.



    Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true
    Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
    Lots of people talkin', few of them know
    Soul of a woman was created below, yeah



    You hurt and abused tellin' all of your lies
    Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize
    Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been
    Gonna love you baby, here I come again



    Every day I work so hard, bringin' home my hard-earned pay
    Try to love you baby, but you push me away
    Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been
    Sweet little baby, I want you again



      (Guitar Solo)



    Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
    Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
    Take it easy baby, let them say what they will
    Tongue wag so much when I send you the bill, oh yeah, alright.

    Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:51 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    I don't mind all the guys dancing with my girl
    That's fine, I know them all pretty well
    And I know sometimes I must get out in the light
    Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
    The kids are alright....

    Sometimes, I know I gotta get away
    Bells chime, I know I gotta get away
    And I know if I don't, I'll go out of my mind
    Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
    The kids are alright....

    I know if I go things would be a lot better for her
    I had this plan but her folks wouldn't let her
    I don't mind, I feel i gotta get away
    Bells chime, i know I gotta get away
    And I know if I don't I'll go out of my f**kin' mind
    Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
    The kids are alright....
    The kids are alright....
    The kids are alright....

    Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:53 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    I was listening to my "Who: Live at Leeds" disc the other day, and just flat re-blown over by the raw power they had. 
    <more goose-bumps, chills, etc.>

    Tue, 03/08/2005 - 10:09 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    unknown songs too, like this one:

    Oh well a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days
    I said a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days

    You know in the old days
    When a young man was a strong man
    All the people they'd step back
    When a young man walked by

    But you know nowadays
    It's the old man,
    He's got all the money
    And a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days
    I said nothing

    Everybody knows that a young man ain't got nothin'.
    Everybody!
    Everybody knows that a young man ain't got nothin'
    He got nothin'
    Nothin'

    Take it easy on the young man
    They ain't got nothin' in the world these days
    I said they ain't got nothin'!
    They got sweet f**k-all!

    Tue, 03/08/2005 - 10:23 AM Permalink
    jenniferb

    this bed is on fire
    with passionate love
    the neighbors complain about the noises above
    but she only comes when she's on top

    my therapist said not to see you no more
    she said you're like a disease without any cure
    she said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no
    ah, you think you're so pretty...

    caught your hand inside the till
    slammed your fingers in the door
    fought with kitchen knives and skewers
    dressed me up in women's clothes
    messed around with gender roles
    dye my eyes and call me pretty...

    moved out of the house, so you moved next door
    I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
    I find you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
    you're driving me crazy, when are you coming home?

    Wed, 03/09/2005 - 11:27 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    Wow, who did that one?

    Wed, 03/09/2005 - 3:58 PM Permalink
    jenniferb

    (James)

    Wed, 03/09/2005 - 6:12 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    Never heard of 'im. Of course, I say that more and more now.


    <muttering> Durn kids and their loud music anyway...

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 6:56 AM Permalink
    amiable

    Enough with the mood lighting, I'm not in the mood
    Apparently I don't have the right attitude
    Do you think this is a seance, maybe that's what we need
    Then we could channel some of the dead air between you and me

    Dry your new age tears, let's stick to the facts
    Don't need your phony pearls of wisdom, you can have them back
    Don't want your earnest sympathy, keep it to yourself
    If I'm gonna be alone I'd rather be my myself

    [Chorus:]
    Turn the lights back on
    Turn the lights back on
    That trusting girl you knew is dead and gone
    She's dead and gone

    You've read The Road Less Traveled
    You think you know everything
    A little knowledge can be such a dangerous thing
    If you'd look in the mirror I could tell you what you'd see
    It'd be a real education, tuition's free

    How could you just sit there all those years
    And watch me throw away
    Everything I wanted and worked for
    And the dreams I couldn't even say
    Didn't it ever occur to you to once ask me why
    I guess it didn't, and I think that's maybe worse than a lie

    [Chorus:]
    Turn the lights back on
    Turn the lights back on
    That trusting girl you knew is dead and gone
    She's dead and gone

    I was deaf, dumb and blind when I came to you
    I trusted you, you said I was supposed to
    But you couldn't understand me, you couldn't even see
    Your hand before your face, much less me
    So you told me all this stuff about you, pretended it was about me
    And I'd have been better off with nothing

    [Chorus:] [2x]
    Turn the lights back on
    Turn the lights back on
    That trusting girl you knew is dead and gone
    She's dead and gone

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 8:43 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    Whoa - harsh. 

    Glad you're feeling better a little, a.

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 9:58 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    Oh - and dude, I've even heard of James - although that's entirely due to the fact that Alana liked them at one time.  I didn't mind their stuff.  Don't remember a lot about it, to be honest.  Seemed pretty smart and musically interesting - wasn't just pop-schlock.

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 10:00 AM Permalink
    amiable

    Heh, the song doesn't reflect my attitude. I just used the phrase "you said i was supposed to" in an email today, and the song popped into my head. Putting it here was an attempt to dislodge the earworm. Unsuccessful, I might add.

    <hums the Muppets theme>

    I am feeling better, thankee. Hope jenb is too.

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 10:02 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    Why, I wonder, is my heart full of holes
    And the feeling goes but my hair keeps growing
    Will I set the sun
    On a big-wheeled wagon
    I'm bragging
    I'm always in love

    When I let go of your throat-sweet throttle
    When I clean the lash of your black-belt model
    Will I catch the moon
    Like a bird in a cage
    It's for you I swoon
    I'm always in love






    I don't get the connection
    If this is only a test
    I hope I do my best
    You know I wont forget

    When I fold the cold in my jet-lag palm
    When I soak so long I forget my mother
    Will I set the sun
    On a big-wheeled wagon
    I'm bragging
    I'm always in love

    It's a drag I sang
    I'm always in love
    I'm worried
    I'm always in love

    I'm worried
    I'm worried
    I'm worried
    I'm always in love
    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 10:57 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    I’m in love with the girl that I’m talking about
    I’m in love with the girl that I can’t live without
    I’m in love but I sure picked a bad time
    To be in love, to be in love.

    Let her be somebody else’s queen, I don’t wanna hear about it
    There is too many others that know what I mean
    And that’s why I gotta live without it.

    Chorus:
    Cause, I’m in love with the girl I’m talking about
    I’m in love with the girl I can’t live without
    I’m in love but I feel like I’m living it out
    I’m in love but I must have picked a bad time to be in love
    A bad time to be in love
    A bad time to be in love
    A bad time to be in love

    All the stories coming back to me
    About my friends and the people I don’t wanna see
    All the stories they just couldn’t be true
    Least not until I hear them from you

    (chorus)

    (chorus)

    A bad time to be in love (such a bad time)
    A bad time to be in love (such a bad time)
    A bad time to be in love (such a bad time)
    A bad time to be in love (such a bad time)
    A bad time to be in love

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 1:04 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    Quiz time!

    Who recognizes this fresh-faced young rocker?

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 1:07 PM Permalink
    amiable

    Jim Morrison?

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 1:56 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    The lady wins a cupie doll. It is The Lizard King.

    In the Florida State University promotional film, Morrison plays a clean-cut prospective student who is denied enrollment at the school.

    "We would like to accept you," Morrison's character is told. "Indeed, we'd like to offer more courses, more sections, but we just don't have the space — that together with the lack of professors."

    "But what happened?" he asks. "How come my parents, and the state and the university didn't look ahead?"

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 2:16 PM Permalink
    amiable

    Yay!

    Thu, 03/10/2005 - 2:31 PM Permalink
    Sparky

    Dude, I hope that was the Jayhawks' version of that song - that's what I have running through my head.  :)

     

    Fri, 03/11/2005 - 6:14 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    And now, thanks to todays Get Fuzzy strip, I have this Dylan song running through my head.

    Ballad of a Thin Man

    You walk into the room
    With your pencil in your hand
    You see somebody naked
    And you say, "Who is that man?"
    You try so hard
    But you don't understand
    Just what you'll say
    When you get home

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    You raise up your head
    And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
    And somebody points to you and says
    "It's his"
    And you say, "What's mine?"
    And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
    And you say, "Oh my God
    Am I here all alone?"

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    You hand in your ticket
    And you go watch the geek
    Who immediately walks up to you
    When he hears you speak
    And says, "How does it feel
    To be such a freak?"
    And you say, "Impossible"
    As he hands you a bone

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    You have many contacts
    Among the lumberjacks
    To get you facts
    When someone attacks your imagination
    But nobody has any respect
    Anyway they already expect you
    To just give a check
    To tax-deductible charity organizations

    You've been with the professors
    And they've all liked your looks
    With great lawyers you have
    Discussed lepers and crooks
    You've been through all of
    F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
    You're very well read
    It's well known

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
    And then he kneels
    He crosses himself
    And then he clicks his high heels
    And without further notice
    He asks you how it feels
    And he says, "Here is your throat back
    Thanks for the loan"

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    Now you see this one-eyed midget
    Shouting the word "NOW"
    And you say, "For what reason?"
    And he says, "How?"
    And you say, "What does this mean?"
    And he screams back, "You're a cow
    Give me some milk
    Or else go home"

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    Well, you walk into the room
    Like a camel and then you frown
    You put your eyes in your pocket
    And your nose on the ground
    There ought to be a law
    Against you comin' around
    You should be made
    To wear earphones

    Because something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?


    Fri, 03/11/2005 - 6:17 AM Permalink
    Sparky

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4332771.stm

    Speaking of ear-worms, here's this mornings'.


    Down at the lido they welcome you
    With sausage and beer
    Klaus and the rooster have been there too
    But lately he spends his time here

    Hangin’ with the mayor and all his friends
    And nobody cares
    Where the sailor shuts out the sunrise
    Blacked out on the stairs

    Chorus:
    Knock twice, rap with your cane
    Feels nice, you’re out of the rain
    We got your skinny girl
    Here at the western world

    Ruthie will give you the silver key
    To open the red door
    Lay down your jackson and you will see
    The sweetness you’ve been cryin’ for

    In the night you hide from the madman
    You’re longing to be
    But it all comes out on the inside
    Eventually

    Chorus

    In the night you hide from the madman
    You’re longing to be
    But it all comes out on the inside
    Eventually

    Chorus

    Thu, 03/17/2005 - 6:51 AM Permalink
    Frosti

    I was going to post the lyrics to McGillicuddy's Reeks, but I can't find them on the internet. Happy St Paddy's day all!

    Thu, 03/17/2005 - 7:11 AM Permalink