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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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THX 1138

I'm too tired to deceive you
we can't pretend there's nothing wrong
who'll be first to say it?
that the thrill is gone
and we never get it back
when we talk of old aquaintance and
speak like two strangers all day long
the only four words that I hear
are: the thrill is gone
and we never get it back
when evening fall Magenta
and goodnight hangs on and on
I won't need to go to sleep and dream
to tell me
that the thrill is gone
and we never get it back

Tue, 03/01/2005 - 8:28 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey


I seen an article in the paper (yesterday?) about how the guitarist for the rock group Korn just up and quit a couple weeks ago to follow his passion for religion. Talk about a leap of faith!





http://www.netmusiccountdown.com/inc/news_article.php?id=7556




KORN LYRICS





"Falling Away From Me"



Hey, I'm feeling tired.
My time, is gone today.
You flirt with suicide.
Sometimes, that's ok.
Do what others say.
I'm here, standing hollow.
Falling away from me.
Falling away from me.
Day, is here fading.
That's when, I would say.
I flirt with suicide.
Sometimes kill the pain.
I can always say.
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'.
Falling away from me.
Falling away from me.

Beating me down.
Beating me, beating me.
Down, down.
Into the ground.
Screaming so sound.
Beating me, beating me.
Down, down.
Into the ground.

(falling away from me).
It's spinning round and round.
(falling away from me).
It's lost and can't be found.
(falling away from me).
It's spinning round and round.
(falling away from me).
Slow it down.

Beating me down.
Beating me, beating me.
Down, down.
Into the ground.
Screaming so sound.
Beating me, beating me.
Down, down.
Into the ground.

Twisting me, they won't go away.
So I pray, go away.

Life's falling away from me.
It's falling away from me.
Life's falling away from me.
Fuck!

Beating me down.
Beating me, beating me.
Down, down.
Into the ground.
Screaming so sound.
Beating me, beating me.
Down, down.
Into the ground.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 9:45 AM Permalink
KITCH

I have a mansion
Forget the price
Ain't never been there
They tell me it's nice

I live in hotels
Tear out the walls
I have accountants
Pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maserati
Does one eighty-five
I lost my license
Now I don't drive

I have a limo
Ride in the back
I lock the doors
In case I'm attacked

I'm making records
My fans they can't wait
They write me letters
Tell me I'm great

So I got me an office
Gold records on the wall
ust leave a message
Maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
(Everybody sing) I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties
Sometimes until four
It's hard to leave
When you can't find the door

It's tough to handle
This fortune and fame
Everybody's so different
I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody sing) Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far baby,
inside the Sad Cafe.

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 12:00 PM Permalink
me2

money isn't everything ~ but somehow becomes everything :(

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:36 PM Permalink
KITCH

money isn't everything ~ but somehow becomes everything :(

I hope to find out after the lottery tonight....

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:38 PM Permalink
me2

I won the lottery already... just having technical difficulty with retrieving it

Wed, 03/02/2005 - 1:51 PM Permalink
me2


 


 


 

Pussycat Dolls ~ Sway


oh my!






When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak


I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

Sway me, take me
Thrill me, hold me
Bend me, ease me
You have a way with me



Sway (sway)

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Sway me
Sway me
Sway me now

 

WOW!


[Edited by on Mar 3, 2005 at 12:00am.]

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 1:00 AM Permalink
me2




 




 




 


Billie Holiday - I'll Be Seeing You




from The Notebook - :(:::::::::::::::



I'll be seeing you
In all the old familiar places
That this heart of mine embraces
All day through.

In that small cafe;
The park across the way;
The children's carousel;
The chestnut trees;
The wishin' well.

I'll be seeing you
In every lovely summer's day;
In every thing that's light and gay.
I'll always think of you that way.

I'll find you
In the morning sun
And when the night is new.
I'll be looking at the moon,
But I'll be seeing you.

I'll be seeing you
In every lovely winter's day;
In every thing that's light and gay.
I'll always think of you that way.

I'll find you
In the morning sun
And when the night is new.
I'll be looking at the moon,
But I'll be seeing you.

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 1:10 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

heard this one on KQ yesterday, I love this song.

I must have been through about a million girls
I'd love 'em then I'd leave 'em alone
I didn't care how much they cried, no sir
Their tears left me cold as a stone

But then I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love, yes I did
I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love

It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked
I'd get out my book and write down her name
Ah, but when the, the grass got a little greener over on the other side
I'd just tear out that page

I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love, since I met you baby
I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love

------ guitar solo ------

Free, on my own is the way I used to be
Ah, but since I met you baby, love's got a hold on me
It's got a hold on me now
I can't let go of you baby

I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love, oh yes I did
I fooled around, fooled around, fooled around, fooled around,
    fooled around, fooled around, fell in love
Fooled around, fooled around, fooled around, fooled around,
    fooled around, fooled around, fell in love
I fooled around, fell in love
I fell in love, I fell in love, yes I did

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 6:41 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

(john rostill)
Olivia Newton John- Let Me Be There


Wherever you go
Wherever you may wander in your life
Surely you know
I always wanna be there
Holding you hand
And standing by to catch you when you fall
Seeing you through
In everything you do

Let me be there in your morning
Let me be there in you night
Let me change whatever's wrong and make it right
Let me take you through that wonderland
That only two can share
All i ask you is let me be there


Watching you grow
And going through the changes in your life
That's how i know
I always wanna be there
Whenever you feel you need a friend to lean on, here i am
Whenever you call, you know i'll be there

Let me be there in your morning
Let me be there in you night
Let me change whatever's wrong and make it right
Let me take you through that wonderland
That only two can share
All i ask you is let me be there

Thu, 03/03/2005 - 10:02 AM Permalink
me2


 


 




 


Anytime You Need a Friend


Mariah Carey










If you're lonely
And need a friend
And troubles seem like
They never end
Just to remember to keep the faith
And love will be there to light the way

Anytime you need a friend
I will be here
You'll never be alone again
So don't you fear
Even if you're miles away
I'm by your side
So don't you ever be lonely
Love will make it alright

When the shadows are closing in
And your spirit diminishing
Just remember you're not alone
And love will be there
To guide you home

Anytime you need a friend
I will be here
You'll never be alone again
So don't you fear
Even if you're miles away
I'm by your side
So don't you ever be lonely
Love will make it alright

If you just believe in me
I will love you endlessly
Take my hand
Take me into your heart
I'll be there forever baby
I won't let go
I'll never let go

Anytime you need a friend
I will be here
You'll never be alone again
So don't you fear
Even if you're miles away
I'm by your side
So don't you ever be lonely
It's alright
It's alright



[Edited by on Mar 4, 2005 at 06:53am.]

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 7:52 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Lindsay was my first love she was in my class
I would have loved to take her out but I was too shy to ask
The fullness of my feeling was never made clear
But I send her my love with a bang on the ear

Nora was my girl when I first was in a group
I can still see her to this day, stirring chicken soup
Now she’s living in australia working for an auctioneer
But I send her my love with a bang on the ear

Deborah broke my heart and I the willing fool
I fell for her one summer on the road to liverpool
I thought it was forever but it was over in a year (oh dear)
But I give her my love with a bang on the ear

The home I made with bella became a house of pain
We weathered it together bound by a ball and chain
Is started up in fife, and ended up in tears (oh dear)
But I send her my love with a bang on the ear

Krista was a rover from canada she hailed
We crossed swords in san francisco we both lived to tell the tale
I don’t know now where she is oh but if I had her here
I’d give her my love with a bang on the ear

So my woman of the hearthfire, harbour of my soul
I watch you lightly sleeping and sense the dream that does unfold (like gold)
You to me are treasure, you to me are dear
So I’ll give you my love with a bang on the ear

[Edited by on Mar 4, 2005 at 11:57am.]

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 12:29 PM Permalink
me2

I think I like that THX :)

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 12:37 PM Permalink
me2

 

 

 


Mark Schultz


~ He's My Son
This is a strong heartfelt song -



Titania, my prayers are with you and your son


I'm down on my knees again tonight
I'm hoping this prayer will turn out right
See there is a boy that needs Your help
I've done all that I can do myself
His mother is tired
I'm sure You can understand
Each night as he sleeps
She goes in to hold his hand
And she tries not to cry
As the tears fill her eyes




Can You hear me?
Am I getting through tonight?
Can You see him?
Can You make him feel all right?
If You can hear me
Let me take his place somehow
See, he's not just anyone
He's my son


Sometimes late at night I watch him sleep
I dream of the boy he'd like to be
I try to be strong and see him through
But God who he needs right now is You
Let him grow old
Live life without this fear
What would I be
Living without him here
He's so tired and he's scared
Let him know that You're there


Can You hear me?
Can You see him?
Please don't leave him
He's my son




 

Fri, 03/04/2005 - 12:38 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I am sooo excited --- Arlo Guthrie will be performing in town on June 19, 2005, on the 40th anniversary Alice's Restaurant Massacree tour.

NO,No,no,no,no!!!!!

I sooo wanted to see him perform... and of course, the only time he comes to town is when I am in a different country (kinda ironic, isn't it...)

Welcome to my life...

Sat, 03/05/2005 - 7:58 AM Permalink
zephyrus

(yes I am a big wuss at heart...)

There I was with the old man
Stranded again so off I'd ran
A young world crashing around me
No possibilities of getting what I need
He looked at me and smiled
Said "No, no, no, no, no child.

See the dog and butterfly. Up in the
Air he like to fly." Dog and butterfly
Below she had to try. She roll back down
To the warm soft ground laughing
She don't know why, she don't know why
Dog and butterfly

Well I stumbled upon your secret place
Safe in the trees you had tears on your face
Wrestling with your desires frozen strangers
Stealing your fires. The message hit my mind
Only words that I could find

See the dog and butterfly
Up in the air he like to fly
Dog and butterfly below she had to try
She roll back down to the warm soft ground
Laughing to the sky, up to the sky
Dog and butterfly

We're getting older the world's getting colder
For the life of me I don't know the reason why
Maybe it's livin' making us give in
Hearts rolling in taken back on the tide
We're balanced together ocean upon the sky

Another night in this strange town
Moonlight holding me light as down
Voice of confusion inside of me
Just begging to go back where I'm free
Feels like I'm through
Then the old man's words are true

See the dog and butterfly
Up in the air he like to fly
Dog and butterfly, below she had to try
She roll back down to the warm soft
Ground with a little tear in her eye
She had to try, she had to try
Dog and butterfly
yeah
Up in the air, he liked to fly
The dog and butterfly, below she had to try
She rolled back down to the warm soft ground
Laughing she don’t know why
But she had to try she had to try
Dog and butterfly

Sat, 03/05/2005 - 8:19 AM Permalink
Clue Master

The music for this tune is as good as it's lyrics. 

For Alibabas

All I have
And all I do
Cannot compare
To the love of you
You make me feel alive
You are my highest high
All I can do is smile
When I look in my little girl's eyes
When I look in my little girl's eyes X4
You're my star
And when I'm far
You're not alone
'Cause your heart's my home
You are my biggest prize
So beautiful and so wise
I can see the woman from within my child
When I look in my little girl's eyes
When I look in my little girl's eyes X4
You make me feel alive
And you are my highest high
All I want to do when I come into the room is see her smile
When I look in my little girl's eyes
When I look in my little girl's eyes X4

Mon, 03/07/2005 - 8:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

I really like that one CM...thanks...

Mon, 03/07/2005 - 8:27 AM Permalink
Clue Master

np  I do too

It came on last night at Ferns.  I just love the end part of that song.  It's like waves of music if that's possible.


[Edited by on Mar 7, 2005 at 07:32am.]

Mon, 03/07/2005 - 8:31 AM Permalink
Frosti

Father and Daughter - Paul Simon

If you ever awake
In the mirror of a bad dream

And for a fraction of a second,
You can't remember where you are
Just open your window
And follow your memories
Upstream
To the meadow in the mountain
Where we counted every falling star

I believe the light that shines on you
Will shine on you forever
(forever)
And though I can't guaruntee there's nothing scary
Hidin' under your bed
I'm gonna
Stand guard
Like the postcard
Of the golden retriever
And never leave
'Til I leave you
With a sweet dream in your head

[CHORUS]
I'm gonna watch you shine
Gonna watch you grow
Gonna paint a sign
So you always know
As long as one and one is two
Ooh ooh
There could never be a father
Love his daughter more than I love you

Trust your intuition
It's just like going fishin'
You cast your line and
Hope you get a bite

But you don't need to waste your time
Worryin' about the marketplace
Trying to help the human race
Struggling to survive
It's as harsh as night

[CHORUS x2]

Mon, 03/07/2005 - 9:28 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Damn Frosti - I gotta stop drinking and reading this thread.  Way to many emotional songs out there.  I'm just glad I can actually feel them now.  Maybe it's my 'wisdom' seeping throughor something.  Thanks

I have a number of non-sappy lyrics I'll be posting as soon as I find them.  I've been watching the documentary "Supersize Me"  and the Showtime series "Fat Actress".  No idea why, they just happened to be on my DVR next to each other.  Huh. Anyway, forgive my following posts just in case.


[Edited by on Mar 7, 2005 at 09:22pm.]

Mon, 03/07/2005 - 10:21 PM Permalink
me2


I woulda like to seen the Fat Actress - but we dont have Showtime.
How is it?

I did however finally find The Wall -I was on a waiting list at the library but no one has returned any of the copies yet. It had been out at 2 Blockbusters but someone finally returned it.


[Edited by on Mar 7, 2005 at 09:43pm.]

Mon, 03/07/2005 - 10:42 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Don't drink before hand - It's pretty depressing.

Well except for the flower scene anyway. 

Well, maybe not

 

 


[Edited 3 times. Most recently by on Mar 7, 2005 at 10:25pm.]

Mon, 03/07/2005 - 11:19 PM Permalink
me2


 

This is a great song to get motivated on your (soon to be long) drive into work!
This goes out to my dear friends Novicane Tounge and Liquor Lady ;)


Tim McGraw ~ Back When


Don't you remember
The fizz in a pepper
Peanuts in a bottle
At ten, two and four
A fried bologna sandwich
With mayo and tomato
Sittin' round the table
Don't happen much anymore

We got too complicated
It's all way over-rated
I like the old and out-dated
Way of life

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when

I love my records
Black, shiny vinyl
Clicks and pops
And white noise
Man they sounded fine
I had my favorite stations
The ones that played them all
Country, soul and rock-and-roll
What happened to those times?

I'm readin' Street Slang For Dummies
Cause they put pop in my country
I want more for my money
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when

Give me a flat top for strumming
I want the whole world to be humming
Just keep it coming
The way it was back then

Back when a hoe was a hoe
Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were cracking jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
I miss back when
I miss back when


[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 06:16am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 7:15 AM Permalink
KITCH

Back when a hoe was a hoe

been looling for a tagline...

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 7:18 AM Permalink
me2

This is one of those 'country' sounding songs
BUT damn its funny and fun to sing along to!

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 7:22 AM Permalink
me2




 






 




Wild Thing






Jimi Hendrix -





come on man sing it with me


Wild thing, you make my heart sing
oh
you make a everything, groovy
wild thing
wild thing i think you move me
but i want a know for sure
come on and sssock it to me one more time
you move me
wild thing, you make my heart sing
oh
you make a everything, groovy
a sing again
wild thing
yeah
wild thing i think you move me
but i want a know for sure
come on and sssock it to me one more time again
oh shucks i love ya
wild thing, you make my heart sing
you make a everything, groovy
yeah wild thing
yeah wild thing
yeah yeah wild thing
yeah yeah yeah wild thing
oh sock it to me
wild thing







I think I love you


[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 06:41am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 7:34 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I heard that U2 was coming to the Target Center on 9/23.  It, along with the bright sunny day out there, inspired me to look these lyrics up.

The heart is a bloom
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
No space to rent in this town

You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere

You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace

It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination

You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you

It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colors came out

It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day


Tue, 03/08/2005 - 8:00 AM Permalink
KITCH

def lep and bryan adams...coming

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 8:05 AM Permalink
Clue Master
mrmnmikey

Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers

Can you remember remember my name
As I flow through your life
A thousand oceans I have flown
And cold spirits of ice
All my life
I am the echo of your past

I am returning the echo of a point in time
Distant faces shine
A thousand warriors I have known
And laughing as the spirits appear
All your life
Shadows of another day

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand

We must remain
Perfect Strangers

I know I must remain inside this silent well of sorrow

A strand of silver hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching with the dead of the night
Precious life (your tears are lost in
falling rain)

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect Strangers

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 8:19 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I couldn't go through that song without singing it either.  Good tune 3M

Joe Pal


[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 07:33am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 8:28 AM Permalink
Clue Master

This rocks!  ;-)  LOL    Read along while playing the song.

 

 












Play HiFi

-

Play LoFi







Supersize Me
Copyright S. Towery 2004



Shoop do do do do do do supersize me
Shoop do do do do do do supersize me

She got the boom she got the bam she got fellas saying Damn supersize me
She got the hips, she got the dips she got the playas on the tip so supersize me
Shes got the groove shes got the moves and all I know is that I choose to supersize me
And all my dreams are so extreme she everything so please just supersize me


I Like, Big fronts big breasts with hips and uh big curves when the honey dips
You know a BBW I say it with pride cause I like my sweet thang to be supersized
And when she walks thangs jiggle like jello and when we bump and grind Im a happy fellow
See, in the Bay Area they grow so well, big fat booty bodies make my nature swell

Shes a lady so soft man I really love the big girls
The kind of body I crave so much cream of the crop in my world
Plenty cushion fo da pushin mucho curves fo da ride
I like all kinds of flava but please make mine supersized

She got the boom she got the bam she got the fellas saying Damn supersize me
She got the hips, she got the dips she got the playas on the tip so supersize me
Shes got the groove shes got the moves and all I know is that I choose to supersize me
And all my dreams are so extreme she everything so please just supersize me

I want, big thunder thighs with garters, the more does the do it gets harder and harder.
Full figured honie are the girls in my dreams, just like the one in Big Butt magazine
Check out Monique if you just dont get it, others may abstain but I damn show would hit it
When a big booty woman does the big booty dance, Im bout to call up all my friends and cancel my plans

More Curves more bounce to the ounce, man I really love the big girls
When she groove me Im ready to pounce she the bell of the ball in my world
the booty bounce rump shaking the spot mo friction fo da slip and slide
I like all kinds of women but please make mine supersized

She got the boom she got the bam she got the fellas saying Damn supersize me
She got the hips, she got the dips she got the playas on the tip so supersize me
Shes got the groove shes got the moves and all I know is that I choose to supersize me
And all my dreams are so extreme she everything so please just supersize me

Shoop do do do do do do supersize me
Shoop do do do do do do supersize me

Big girls rocking and rolling on the dance floor
Skinny girl cant compete because they got more
Umph fo da funky beat all up in here
Mo' curves fo' da' freaky dee loud and so clear
The Boom, knock you out of seat, drawing you near
Feel the heat, In yo' seat till you ready to cheer
The boom, of the body moving from side to side
If you really want a thrill man make it supersized

She got the boom she got the bam she got fellas saying Damn supersize me
She got the hips, she got the dips she got the playas the tip so supersize me
Shes got the groove shes got the moves and all I know is that I choose to supersize me
And all my dreams are so extreme she everything so please just supersize me




Stoneman - "Supersize Me"






[Edited 6 times. Most recently by on Mar 8, 2005 at 07:54am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 8:48 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey











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> Fat Bottomed Girls
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Novartza
on June 5, 2001
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round

Hey, I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me, Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime, come on

Oh, won't you take me home tonight
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round (twice)

Hey, listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I've got stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
(2 times)

Get on your bikes and ride


Fat bottomed girls (2 times)


[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 08:11am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:04 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is


Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!

Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today

So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 08:10am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:08 AM Permalink
KITCH

that's been stuck in my head all mornin'...

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:10 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

bicycle?

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:11 AM Permalink
me2

thats funny 3M -I forgot about that song -perfect find for the clue

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:12 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I was just thinkin the same thing me2...

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:13 AM Permalink
KITCH

TENACIOUS D - Rock Your Socks Off Lyrics
[Dave Grohl (spoken):] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6!

[sung]
It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy,
'Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? (right!)
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your f**kin' socks off!
Give 'em a taste KG.
[KG (spoken):] Okay.

That is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the school of hard knocks!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children now to freak your shit out!
All right!

[spoken]
Now I know what a lot of you are sayin':
"I just figured out what I'm 'onna do with the rest of my days.
I'm 'onna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be
the next D.
" Well I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin'
up
at the crack a' noon, for deep-knee rock squats!?
Seven or eight at a time!? In a row?
How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment
to rock-hard tasty abs washer-board style?
Glistening in the sun. How 'bout are you willin' to make the
commitment,
wakin' up, goin' okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna
wear?
Can't decide: Can't decide: Brain aneurysm!
We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
to rock your f**kin' socks off. And all we ask in return is so
precious little.
All we're askin' you to do is drop trou and squeeze out
a Cleveland Steamer on my chest.

[sung]
2-3-4,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children won't you freak your shit out!
All right!
[ad-lib hollers & screams]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:14 AM Permalink
KITCH

Here’s a song about a good ’ole girl with a big ’ole heart that got
Broke ’cause she was in love with
Some son of a bitch who didn’t love her back enough ...

Slowly she sank to her knees on the floor
Cursin’ the freedom she’d won

from the torture she vowed not to take anymore And the victim she’d almost become
  

Chorus:
For a lady who’d learned all there is about leaving
She sure took a long time to go
But he loved her right down to her socks and no further
And her feet were the last ones to know.

You see, the problem is, sometimes when you take a good stiff shot to
The
Heart, it kinda stuns you. it takes a while for the message to get down
To your feet to get you out of trouble. so you stand there like some
Old
Fighter taking punishment you don’t even know you’re takin’. but one
Day, you wake up and look down at your feet and find they’re just
Walking
You away from me.

Chorus:
For a lady who’d learned all there is about leaving
She sure picked a hard way to go
But he loved her right down to her socks, and no further
And her feet were the last ones to know.

ahh...much better

Kris Kirstoffeson "down to her socks"

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:16 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Fat Bottomed Girls

The movie started with that song over the opening credits. haha

Like the lyrics Kitch!


[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 08:21am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:20 AM Permalink
me2

that is way too coincidental -nice Kitch
How can someone think to make a song about feet that way?

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:21 AM Permalink
Clue Master

 Certain feet rock

All my life, I worshipped her.
Her golden voice, her beauty's beat.
How she made us feel, how she made me real.
And the ground beneath her feet.
And the ground beneath her feet.

And now I can't be sure of anything.
Black is white and cold is heat.
For what I worshipped stole my love away.
It was the ground beneath her feet.
It was the ground beneath her feet

Go lightly down your darkened way.
Go lightly underground. I'll be down there in another day.
I won't rest until you're found.
Let me love you, let me rescue you.
Let me bring you where two roads meet. Oh come back above.
Where there is only love. Only love...
Let me love you true, let me rescue you.
Let me bring you to where two roads meet

Let me love you true, let me rescue you.
Let me bring you to where two roads meet


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Mar 8, 2005 at 08:32am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:22 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

foot fetish CM?

[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 08:23am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:23 AM Permalink
Frosti

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:27 AM Permalink
Clue Master

THAT ROCKS FROSTI!!!!!  That's always been my favorite Spinal Tap tune ever.  Nice  ;-)

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:29 AM Permalink
me2



Brian McKnight - When You Wanna Come

   Some fellas only think of themsleves Themselves and no one else Dont care if it's good for you And fall asleep before your finished too 

   Let me be your tarzan swingin from a tree Triple W dot Superhero dot me I will show things You've never seen 

   All about you What you wanna do Everything you like 

   Pullin' On your hair Keep it right there All night, all night 

   Cant go too long Put it down strong  'Til your work is done 

   Somebody said Relax dont do it When you wanna come 

   I'll do whatever you want me to For as long as you want me to Whatever's clever, baby I'm prepared I got a camera Can we take it there? I can be a tarzan Swingin' from a tree Triple W dot superhero dot me I will show you things  you've never seen 

   All about you What you wanna do Everything you like 

   Pullin' on your hair  Keep it right there All night, All night 

   Can't go too long Put it down strong 'Til your work is done 

   Somebody said Relax dont do it When you wanna come 

   Dont stop Get it, Get it I'm just playin' Unless you're with it 

   In '95 I told you 'bout the floor (when we go down on the floor) The ratio is one to four 

   I don't see nothin wrong This could go on & on It's a privilege To have you here With me 

   All about you What you wanna do Everything you like 

   Pullin' On your hair Keep it right there All night, All night 

   Cant go too long Put it down strong 'Til your work is done 
   
   Somebody said  Relax dont do it When you wanna come
   


[Edited by on Mar 8, 2005 at 08:32am.]

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:31 AM Permalink
Frosti

Oh oh
Wee-ell-now!

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax

Now’s the time, it’s party time

Hey

Tue, 03/08/2005 - 9:34 AM Permalink