SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.
Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.
When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.
He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said.
 i am always on the lookout for strange websites.....and speaking of strange tommorow is the day for all us fools and ill see the swarm at the excel with the saints gang on the club level not a bad deal for 10 bucks
DAMN! So sad I'll be missing that- I'll be in Canada hunting walleye with my husband. ...Someone's gotta do it, it may as well be me. While I'm at it, I plan on knocking back a bit of tequila and cracking the sheetrock in our canvas fish house. Life is GOOD!
Yuppers! The ice will be out on exactly the 12th of never. ...sometimes Earth Wind & Fire has the correct answer.
Gotta change my shirt now- I wiped the icky gooey grey bug juice from my sleeve onto my nose. Oh- I should shower, too- and send the gooey grey bug guts down the very drain I worship for removing icky gooey grey bug crud & other things from my home for the low-low price of $19.95 per month- a bargain! I'm manic- can you tell? Â The medication is SO not working today.
 blame canada then go have a molson eh......say hi to bob and doug and play a few rounds of beer hunter and if the schmenge brothers are at the swarm game i will say hi to stan and yosh for ya...if they visit our suite now i have to go see what the have to say about jim the big april fool and i saw lupience may produce a morning show as posted on the mn broadcasting side of red and nater
#12..no the answer is 42 we just have to figure out the question
[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Mar 31, 2005 at 10:18pm.]
Times have changed, Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>
Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Any body hear about the Judge overturning the smoking ban? It lasted a whole day, and now it's overturned. He thought the county would lose too much money or something.
I heard this on KQRS this morning, but now I'm not sure that it was'nt an april fools joke...can't find anything on TC.com
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93X does that all the time for concerts.... its a good idea, if theres any chance that the show might sell out, or something. I just hate it when they do "internet only" and require a credit card or something...
they did a cool one, one time for Limp Bizkit where they gave out clues, for about a week, to where you could find Fred Durst, on a certain date, and then like, the first 200 people to show up, got the chance to buy early tickets for a show.
 i dont think def lep will sell out but you never know ill go tommorow then i can check out the saints job fair and see who will be working for the saints this summer
one time for Limp Bizkit where they gave out clues, for about a week, to where you could find Fred Durst, on a certain date, and then like, the first 200 people to show up, got the chance to buy early tickets for a show.
I did and it was to get free tickets to the show that night.
 the saints manager has a new uniform..he will be wearing a white castle managers uniform for all games..only at the saints.....lets hope they serve gutbombs at the games!
I'm back, and sunburnt. Caught my limit of walleye, stopped at winnebigosh, and slammed some quick perch. I gots a fishing hangover, I tell ya. The Bald Eagles at Lake of The Woods are alive and well.
I'm doing my FIRST EVER fly-in fishing into Canada in August. Real xcited, but real scared, too. Like the plane's one o'those teeny-tiny ones with PROPS!!!!!!!! I hate to fly as ittiz... WE is still eating wally's eyes from the last trip. Ittiz good! Caught a 41" last year... I'm sssssssssoooooooooooo xcited!!! I've ALWAYS wanted to do this!!! Only thing izz, even though we'll have the island to ourselves, there's like a resort. Ittiz not just one cabin (rustic) which izz what I really want to do. Play Danielle Boone and that kind'a stuff. But, ittiz better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, you know.
Now just gotta do the salmon fishing on the north shore, deep sea fishing, and hit I'llaskher. One down, three to go.
Which reminds me. I GOTTA remember that - that I'll be gone about 8-10 days in August - come Monday.
Longtime fugitive, captive found in East Texas   posted: 04-05-2005
A convicted killer and the wife of an assistant warden who disappeared nearly 11 years ago have been found in Shelby County, Texas.
Authorities believe the woman was the victim of a kidnapping in 1984 -- but said she does not appear to be eager to return to her old life.
Acting on a tip from a viewer of the television show "America's Most Wanted," federal agents, Texas Rangers and investigators from the Orange County, Texas, district attorney's office discovered Randolph Dial Monday evening at a mobile home in the community of Camp Ti, which is located about 10 miles east of Center. Dial, 60, was arrested without incident. A loaded gun was found on top of a table in the mobile home, the FBI said.
Bobbi Parker was found a few minutes later working at a chicken ranch the couple managed in the county, said Salvador Hernandez of the FBI office in Oklahoma City. Once described by the FBI as an endangered missing person, she was not arrested.
Investigators initially thought Parker, the mother of two daughters, was kidnapped and held against her will by Dial.
Dial, who was convicted of the 1981 murder of a karate instructor in Broken Bow, Okla., escaped in August 1994 from the Oklahoma State Reformatory in southwestern Oklahoma, where her husband was an assistant warden.
Dial, a sculptor and painter, became a trusty at the prison, which allowed him to go outside the prison walls. He ran an inmate pottery program with Mrs. Parker and used a kiln in their garage. The day Mrs. Parker disappeared, her husband saw Dial there when he left for work.
Authorities said they were not sure if Parker, 42, and Dial remained together for the past decade. They managed five chicken houses in rural Shelby County, The Daily Oklahoman newspaper reported today. Shelby County Sheriff Newton Johnson said Parker indicated she wants to keep raising chickens.
Parker's husband has since transferred to another prison in Oklahoma.
Dial's escape and Parker's disappearance have been featured several times on America's Most Wanted, Unsolved Mysteries and A Current Affair.
zephy has confirmed flight details. american airlines flight 3729 from dfw to msp. arrives 1725. meet at the appropriately displayed baggage claim in the lindbergh terminal
Motorists should continue to check their speed...with some ponding of water on roadways remaining a clear and present danger.
Posted on Thu, Mar. 31, 2005
Thief steals poop from woman walking dog
Associated Press
SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.
Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.
When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.
He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said.
all righty then
 motorist watch out for orange cones
I, personally , LOVED THE SH** OUT OF THE cone preservation site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
....but then again, I gotta get out more.
 i am always on the lookout for strange websites.....and speaking of strange tommorow is the day for all us fools and ill see the swarm at the excel with the saints gang on the club level not a bad deal for 10 bucks
DAMN! So sad I'll be missing that- I'll be in Canada hunting walleye with my husband.
...Someone's gotta do it, it may as well be me.
While I'm at it, I plan on knocking back a bit of tequila and cracking the sheetrock in our canvas fish house.
Life is GOOD!
hunting walleye in canada on april fools day??..beware the canadian snipe!
be it as it may (not April)- I'd rather be an april fool than a June joker.
Heh- there's a fly wandering around on my screen.
....* thwap!*
and I meant it.
eww- now there's gooey grey fly matter on my screen.
eew- now there's gooey grey fly matter on my sleeve.
KT - you crack me! I love ya!
Hey KT - You get your Ice Out guess submitted for Shagwa yet?
Yuppers!
The ice will be out on exactly the 12th of never.
...sometimes Earth Wind & Fire has the correct answer.
Gotta change my shirt now- I wiped the icky gooey grey bug juice from my sleeve onto my nose.
Oh- I should shower, too- and send the gooey grey bug guts down the very drain I worship for removing icky gooey grey bug crud & other things from my home for the low-low price of $19.95 per month- a bargain! I'm manic- can you tell?
 The medication is SO not working today.
love you too, mucky. :)
hee- I NEVER expected THIS Joe!
I'm gonna use it later- in Canada.
...something about the #12 really makes me happy.
[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Mar 31, 2005 at 10:11pm.]
 blame canada then go have a molson eh......say hi to bob and doug and play a few rounds of beer hunter and if the schmenge brothers are at the swarm game i will say hi to stan and yosh for ya...if they visit our suite now i have to go see what the have to say about jim the big april fool and i saw lupience may produce a morning show as posted on the mn broadcasting side of red and nater
#12..no the answer is 42 we just have to figure out the question
[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Mar 31, 2005 at 10:18pm.]
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>
Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
I have a vehement feeling that Canada is behind all the evil in this world. I tells you!
cost me $150 to get into canada...for the next 10plus years..
just cause I was young and really really stupid
who would have thought you'd get pulled over doing 90mph...
who would have thought you'd get pulled over doing 90mph...
Don't you mean 144.84123 Kmph? Damn Canadians! Bastards!
Dan's kind of worried that catching all those walleyes will be hard on his fingers.
...sniff, pout, whine.
Hee! I said 'hard on'.
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little birdies' dirty feet,
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Â
Chorus:
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Itsy bitsy birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon. (slurp, slurp).
I'll bet that
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts will catch some walley!
If that don't work, I'm positive that the french fried eye ball will.
Have fun KT!
[Edited by on Apr 1, 2005 at 06:36am.]
Any body hear about the Judge overturning the smoking ban? It lasted a whole day, and now it's overturned. He thought the county would lose too much money or something.
I heard this on KQRS this morning, but now I'm not sure that it was'nt an april fools joke...can't find anything on TC.com
[Edited by on Apr 1, 2005 at 06:53am.]
http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/11281556.htm
This is a bummer, this guy was hilarious! I never knew he was from St Paul. RIP, Mitch.
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DEF LEPPARD
with Bryan Adams
July 29
Midway Stadium
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We don't really know much about Chris Kemp ... but we can't quit looking at his forehead at MugShots.com
 a pre sale for general admission tickets??? thats just silly
93X does that all the time for concerts.... its a good idea, if theres any chance that the show might sell out, or something. I just hate it when they do "internet only" and require a credit card or something...
they did a cool one, one time for Limp Bizkit where they gave out clues, for about a week, to where you could find Fred Durst, on a certain date, and then like, the first 200 people to show up, got the chance to buy early tickets for a show.
 i dont think def lep will sell out but you never know ill go tommorow then i can check out the saints job fair and see who will be working for the saints this summer
one time for Limp Bizkit where they gave out clues, for about a week, to where you could find Fred Durst, on a certain date, and then like, the first 200 people to show up, got the chance to buy early tickets for a show.
I did and it was to get free tickets to the show that night.
 the saints manager has a new uniform..he will be wearing a white castle managers uniform for all games..only at the saints.....lets hope they serve gutbombs at the games!
Damn... white castle at a baseball game...
huh..
thats something I would have thought of a LONG time ago, to get people there.
 and then again it was an april fools joke the saints put on their website it would still be nice if they had white castles there though
[Edited by on Apr 1, 2005 at 02:51pm.]
Still...
Its something someone would try.
Maybe I should buy a baseball team.
Anyone want to give me a buncha million dollars?!?!?
I'm back, and sunburnt.
Caught my limit of walleye, stopped at winnebigosh, and slammed some quick perch.
I gots a fishing hangover, I tell ya.
The Bald Eagles at Lake of The Woods are alive and well.
welcome back KT!
I'm jealous.
How was the weather up there? Still cold but sunny?
oh welcome back FINALLY KT!
missed you
KT, you LUCKY DOG!!! The Canada thighy...
I'm doing my FIRST EVER fly-in fishing into Canada in August. Real xcited, but real scared, too. Like the plane's one o'those teeny-tiny ones with PROPS!!!!!!!! I hate to fly as ittiz... WE is still eating wally's eyes from the last trip. Ittiz good! Caught a 41" last year... I'm sssssssssoooooooooooo xcited!!! I've ALWAYS wanted to do this!!! Only thing izz, even though we'll have the island to ourselves, there's like a resort. Ittiz not just one cabin (rustic) which izz what I really want to do. Play Danielle Boone and that kind'a stuff. But, ittiz better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, you know.
Now just gotta do the salmon fishing on the north shore, deep sea fishing, and hit I'llaskher. One down, three to go.
Which reminds me. I GOTTA remember that - that I'll be gone about 8-10 days in August - come Monday.
Longtime fugitive, captive found in East Texas
  posted: 04-05-2005
A convicted killer and the wife of an assistant warden who disappeared nearly 11 years ago have been found in Shelby County, Texas.
Authorities believe the woman was the victim of a kidnapping in 1984 -- but said she does not appear to be eager to return to her old life.
Acting on a tip from a viewer of the television show "America's Most Wanted," federal agents, Texas Rangers and investigators from the Orange County, Texas, district attorney's office discovered Randolph Dial Monday evening at a mobile home in the community of Camp Ti, which is located about 10 miles east of Center. Dial, 60, was arrested without incident. A loaded gun was found on top of a table in the mobile home, the FBI said.
Bobbi Parker was found a few minutes later working at a chicken ranch the couple managed in the county, said Salvador Hernandez of the FBI office in Oklahoma City. Once described by the FBI as an endangered missing person, she was not arrested.
Investigators initially thought Parker, the mother of two daughters, was kidnapped and held against her will by Dial.
Dial, who was convicted of the 1981 murder of a karate instructor in Broken Bow, Okla., escaped in August 1994 from the Oklahoma State Reformatory in southwestern Oklahoma, where her husband was an assistant warden.
Dial, a sculptor and painter, became a trusty at the prison, which allowed him to go outside the prison walls. He ran an inmate pottery program with Mrs. Parker and used a kiln in their garage. The day Mrs. Parker disappeared, her husband saw Dial there when he left for work.
Authorities said they were not sure if Parker, 42, and Dial remained together for the past decade. They managed five chicken houses in rural Shelby County, The Daily Oklahoman newspaper reported today. Shelby County Sheriff Newton Johnson said Parker indicated she wants to keep raising chickens.
Parker's husband has since transferred to another prison in Oklahoma.
Dial's escape and Parker's disappearance have been featured several times on America's Most Wanted, Unsolved Mysteries and A Current Affair.
(The Associated Press contributed to this story)
what a love story!!
Why wasn't she arrested for helping an escaped convict?
statue of limitations?
She would have still been doing it when they caught them. Unless they have a statute that lasts only days...
Your right though. It will make a good movie! Joe
How bad of a husband must you be if your wife runs off with/is kidnapped by a con and then doesn't want to come back??
zephy has confirmed flight details. american airlines flight 3729 from dfw to msp. arrives 1725. meet at the appropriately displayed baggage claim in the lindbergh terminal
[Edited by on Apr 5, 2005 at 11:16am.]
I mean...I'm sleeping with the warden's wife in his bed...ha!!!
this movie would be an love story, comedy, and action all in one...
hmmm...reports now saying she was held against her will....
ah crap....my love story sucks.....
[Edited by on Apr 5, 2005 at 11:15am.]
double post, sorry
[Edited by on Apr 5, 2005 at 11:52am.]