Doesn't Me2 have a thing for caves? Although wasn't she upset when one was fillled up? Or maybe it was because of the technique and how sloppy it was?
  A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked  what she'd like to have for her Birthday.  I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.  On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.  What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park:  the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.  Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was spinning and her stomach felt upside down.  He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.  Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda  pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.  What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.  He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well  Dear, what was it  like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
The American way?
The Milky way?
Is it on Broadway?
Who has the right-of-way?
United Way?
In harm's way?
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Why didn't you post 6 times instead of once?
Didn't you know that gets us closer to the all important Joe?
Isn't a mary or a me2 more important then a JOE?
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What am I saying?
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Who knows?
Whats a MOLON LABE?
an ebal nolom?
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why do men like to put their tounge IN a womans ear?
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We always want to put something in something. ;-)
why do men like to put their tounge IN a womans ear?
They do?
Can anyone think of other places men like to put their tongues?
Can Frosti explain if his sentence was a comment or a question?
It was a comment, not a question. :)
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Frosti made 'comments' in this thread twice?
Doesn't Frosti know what the name of this thread is?
Can anyone think of other places men like to put their tongues?
Do I really want to go there? ;)
Doesn't Frosti know what the name of this thread is?
Doesn't he?
I wonder if he does? Is he confused?
Do I really want to go there?
Do you want somebody else to go there?
Go where?
Down there?
Doesn't Me2 have a thing for caves? Although wasn't she upset when one was fillled up? Or maybe it was because of the technique and how sloppy it was?
Why does TMK crack me up so bad?
Because laughter is the best medicine? Because I'm a crack dealer?Â
caves ,crack, which is it?
Down there? sloppy?
OMG, How do I touch this?
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You can't reach?
Do you need a hand?
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would any of you guys wear these?
Can you imagine your aunt or grandma having this new idea to knit you for Christmas or your birthday? ;)
http://www.willywarmers.com/
How would my grandma find a site like that??
How did you find that? Have you shown your mom?
Can you imagine your aunt or grandma having this new idea to knit you for Christmas or your birthday? ;)
I found out over Thanksgiving that my great-grandma used to knit those for gag gifts!
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To be 6 again.....
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 A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked  what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
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I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
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On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.  What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park:Â Â the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was spinning and her stomach felt upside down.
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He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda  pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
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What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well
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Dear, what was it  like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
Pagination