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I know, it's not really beer related. But what the hell.


 
 

2005 Final Standings

Yellow Jersey: Lance ARMSTRONG - Discovery

Green Jersey: Thor HUSHOVD - Credit Agricole

Polka-dot Jersey: Mickael RASMUSSEN - Rabobank

White Jersey: Yaroslav POPOVYCH - Discovery


Overall Team: TEAM T-MOBILE

vivid dadas?

oh boy,

PIT BABES!

Mon, 08/23/2004 - 7:27 PM Permalink
Frosti

Red x

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 8:57 AM Permalink
KITCH

ohhh...that's just tooooooooo  bad!!!!

 

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 9:00 AM Permalink
Frosti

Is this work appropriate?  ;-)

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 9:02 AM Permalink
KITCH

yep...use the google link....don't go any farther...

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 9:15 AM Permalink
Sparky

Although if you do follow the link (as mr. curiosity here did), that is pretty much work safe as well.

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 9:32 AM Permalink
Frosti

I'll be checking that out from home, thanks.

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 11:24 AM Permalink
Sparky

chicken.  All the really good bits are covered, but they are nude.  The Olympic committee wouldn't let them use "Olympic" in the title of the calendar, the sticks in the mud.  :)

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 11:39 AM Permalink
KITCH

Although if you do follow the link (as mr. curiosity here did), that is pretty much work safe as well

ya..its nothing worse then what I alrdy posted...

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 12:19 PM Permalink
Frosti

Nice.

Tue, 08/24/2004 - 7:05 PM Permalink
Frosti

Following our current Olympic theme:

"Bedroom Olympics"

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand
of Olympic condoms.  Clearly impressed, he buys
  a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his
wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic rubbers?" she blurts, "What makes
them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver
and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she
asks cheekily.

"Why, Gold, of course!" says the man proudly.

The wife responds ruefully, "Why don't you wear
Silver.  It would be nice if you came second for
a change!"

Wed, 08/25/2004 - 12:26 PM Permalink
Frosti

Woo hoo!

After much speculation, the Discovery Channel Pro Cycling Team's Lance Armstrong today announced his initial 2005 racing schedule, one that will include this summer's Tour de France where he will go for a seventh straight victory. In 2004, Armstrong made history by becoming the first cyclist to win six Tours de France with a dominating performance, winning five individual stages.
"I am grateful for the opportunity that Discovery Communications has given the team and look forward to achieving my goal of a seventh Tour de France (victory)," said Armstrong.

Also on Armstrong's racing schedule is one of America's premier races — April's Tour de Georgia, an event Armstrong won in 2004. Armstrong will kick off his season early next month at Paris-Nice, a seven day stage race and the first event of the newly formed Pro Tour, the sport's top level racing series.

"I am excited to get back on the bike and start racing although my condition is far from perfect," said Armstrong.

Following Paris-Nice, Armstrong will take part in the 89th edition of the Tour of Flanders, one of Europe's most prestigious Spring Classics, on April 3. Armstrong last raced in the Tour of Flanders in 2002, finishing 59th in support of his team's leader. Armstrong will then return to the U.S. and defend his title at the Tour de Georgia, scheduled for April 19-25.

"Johan (Bruyneel, the team's sports manager) and I will evaluate my fitness later this spring and possibly add some races to the calendar," said Armstrong.

http://team.discovery.com/news/021605news/021605news.html

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 8:07 AM Permalink
KITCH

oh great...I won't be able to sleep again...

at least they better show it at nite.

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 9:03 AM Permalink
Frosti

I'm sure they will. Last year I think it was pretty much around the clock.

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 9:08 AM Permalink
Sparky

Woo and hoo!  :)

Wed, 02/16/2005 - 9:47 AM Permalink
KITCH

Looks like he's going to take his ball and go home then after this year...

Mon, 04/18/2005 - 2:07 PM Permalink
Frosti

I think he's certainly earned it.

Mon, 04/18/2005 - 2:30 PM Permalink
Sparky

Yep.  Read another article too though that says that since he is a part owner of the Discovery team now, he won't exit the cycling world altogether, just won't be competing. Might as well finish on top - I'd say he will pull out all the stops on this one.

Tue, 04/19/2005 - 6:22 AM Permalink
KITCH

how many stages u think he'll get out of just pure respect?

Tue, 04/19/2005 - 6:23 AM Permalink
Sparky

None.  People respect him, but nobody has such respect that they're going to give up a chance for a stage win out of it.  They're pros, and get bucks for stage wins.  Sentimentality is all very nice and all, but it doesn't go that far. 

Tue, 04/19/2005 - 6:30 AM Permalink
Frosti

Agreed. I think he'll have to earn everything he gets this year.

Tue, 04/19/2005 - 1:13 PM Permalink
KITCH

A third five-times champion, France's Bernard Hinault, said Armstrong was probably starting to fear he might lose.

"If he wins another Tour, he will be right not to have stopped directly after winning his sixth but if he loses, he will go through the back door," Hinault said.

Interesting article..

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/SPORT/04/19/cycling.armstrong.reut/

Tue, 04/19/2005 - 1:23 PM Permalink
Frosti

Tour de Georgia Stage 1 - April 19: Augusta - Macon, 207.4km

Phonak heard loud and clear in Georgia
Robbie Hunter takes stage one sprint after 90 mile Bowman break
By Mark Zalewski in Macon, Georgia

The 2005 Dodge Tour de Georgia got off to a quiet start in Augusta this morning, rolling out of town at a leisurely pace. Thankfully, Dan Bowman of Team TIAA-CREF decided to turn up the volume -- to the tune of a ninety mile solo breakaway. And even though the young American didn't survive all the way to the finish, Robbie Hunter (Phonak Hearing Systems) took over in the final sprint and made sure the stage finished with a bang!

The strong sprinter from South Africa navigated his way around the tough finishing circuits to do what he does best. "I was on the wheel of one of the Gerolsteiner guys, and in the final corner I was on the wheel of Elia Aggiano, who was trying to pull the sprint for his guys," explained Hunter. "It was really hard -- the circuit was really hard. The small cobbled climb really put the guys to the limit. A lot of guys lost it there, and in the last kilometers there was a bit of chaos, no one really pulled the sprint back. Just positioning really helped in the last two corners."

Hunter had a little heads up from a few riders who raced last year, giving him a leg up on his fellow European competitors. "We spoke to a couple of guys who told us before the start, that it wasn't a cobbled climb but more bricks -- a little bit easier to ride than the usual cobbled roads, so I fought to get up there. The decent was just hard because everyone was on the limit, but it didn't play as much of a factor because it was fast and nobody can come around on the decent."

Hunter was followed closely to the line by Ben Brooks (Jelly Belly/Pool Gel) and Italians Michele Maccanti and Danilo Napolitano, both of the Switzerland-based Team L.P.R. "I knew the circuit from last year, and it's kinda tough with that cobbled climb," said Brooks. "But once you get out of that, it's only a kilometer and a half until the finish. I knew it was all about position after that and then I ended up getting second."

Even though Hunter was the stage winner, and now holds the overall lead, it was a 23-year old Fort Lewis College student who commanded the most attention today. Dan Bowman of Team TIAA-CREF rode away from the field at just the ninth mile, and led the race for the next ninety. "We're all young guys, and we're not really in the hunt for the overall because we aren't going to actually beat Lance Armstrong, so it's the best way we can get recognized," Bowman said.

Team Director Jonathan Vaughters echoed his rider's comments, saying that this is the modus operandi for the team, especially this week. "The guys are young -- they don't have anything to lose. They need to start putting their names in front of the ProTour teams and say, 'Hey, this is who I am!' And there is no better way to do it. You can't always win a mountain stage but you can always try to get out front, get your nose in the wind and get your name known."

Bowman explained that his strategy was to keep a consistent lead that wasn't too big to make the peloton nervous. "I was trying to get it up to ten minutes and keep it up around there -- if it would go over that it seemed [the peloton] would pick it up a bit and if it was like eight I would pick it up. Jonathan was telling me to conserve -- and that was usually on the down-hills, and I would try to give it more gas on the up-hills." But after ninety-plus miles solo in the saddle, the peloton shut down any delusions of grandeur of a stage win evaporated. When asked what kept him going for all those miles, Bowman replied, "Just telling me I could win the stage was a big enough carrot!"

How it unfolded
A bright sunny day accompanied the riders on their rolling-ride from Augusta to last year's start city of Macon. After three neutral parade laps, the riders continued on their leisurely ride out into the countryside. A few riders gave a little effort in the first kilometers, including a few kilometer solo effort by Andrea Tafi (Saunier Duval-Prodir). This short burst was eventually reeled in by the peloton, who were wise enough to know better than to let the veteran European get away.

A result of this was a counter-effort by Bowman, who got a little more than he bargained for when the peloton decided to let the young neo-pro see what a solo breakaway in a UCI 2.1 level race feels like. What started as a small gap quickly grew to two, three and four minutes, along the constant rolling terrain. "Once the gap got up to two minutes I said, 'OK Dan, you're in for a long day!' explained Vaughters. "I said, 'Don't let the gap go above ten minutes if you can, because that makes the field nervous and they start to chase.'"

Bowman stuck to the plan and grew his lead to eight minutes through the first intermediate sprint. Behind him, the peloton looked more like a touring group, with some of the Gerolsteiner riders hanging off the back to get a better look at the sights.

As the pack approached the first sprint, the sprinters finally awoke, with Health Net the most interested. 2004 sprint champion Gord Fraser crossed the line to take three points, followed by Brice Jones (Jelly Belly/Pool Gel). However, Fraser has been experiencing some stomach problems, which began in Redlands. The Canadian champion discussed the situation with his team and decided that teammate Greg Henderson had the better legs. The kiwi sprinter took the next sprint behind Bowman, who had managed to increase his lead to ten minutes.

Another small flurry of attacks came after the mid-race feed zone, instigated by Navigators, L.P.R. and Credit Agricole among others, but all the breaks became heavy with too many riders.

Bowman's top lead was momentarily thirteen minutes, but as Vaughters predicted, the peloton began to take notice. At that last [intermediate] sprint I had ten minutes still, so Jonathan started saying, 'Yeah you can win this race! Just give it a good dig! Keep it going!' But you know, it was still a long way to go."

A long way indeed, and when Marco Pinotti (Saunier Duval-Prodir) and Ivan Fanelli (L.P.R.) finally escaped from the pack, Bowman's lead quickly dissipated. The pair of chasers chased down the tiring Bowman and grew their lead at almost equal intervals. They reached and immediately passed the solo rider at the bottom of a small incline, which must have seemed like Brasstown Bald to him at the moment. "They were just going so much faster than me -- I tried to get on but I was pretty worked."

The two held on to their lead for a while, but the sprinter's were not about to be upstaged. Strong efforts by Health Net, led by John Lieswyn, helped bring the time down. Outside the city limits of Macon, Discovery and Colavita joined the efforts, while Pinotti left his break companion behind for another few kilometers.

Soon the peloton regained the final escapee and headed for downtown Macon. Three finishing circuits with two climbs and some brick pavers awaited all 121 riders. As the pack hit the first climb the field began to streamline, with slower riders falling off the pace.

A few solo attempts lasted mere moments, with the pack now at full-speed. After crossing the finish line for the first lap, three riders, Michael Blaudzin (CSC), Elia Aggiano (LPR) and Matt Rice (Jelly Belly/Pool Gel), managed a ten second gap.

After catching this effort on the second lap, two riders broke away again -- Andy Schleck (CSC) and Danny Pate (Jelly Belly/Pool Gel.) The two only managed a small gap, but when Schleck crossed the finish with his hands in the air with one to go, it was obvious why they were able to get their lead.

Coming around the final turns, the field was completely strung-out. With only minimal organization, riders began to peel-off in the final straightaway. "I was on the wheel of one of the Gerolsteiner guys, and in the final corner I was on the wheel of Elia Aggiano, who was trying to pull the sprint for his guys," explained Hunter. Hunter was able to come around the Italian and charged for the line first. Brooks did his best to close the gap, but ran out of room too soon.

Returning champion Lance Armstrong was tucked safely in the pack all day, as were all of the other GC favorites. When asked about the finishing circuits, Armstrong replied, "The circuits were safer than last year -- not as fast as I remember."

Results
Unofficial
1 Robbie Hunter (RSA) Phonak
2 Ben Brooks (Aus) Jelly Belly
3 Michele Maccanti (Ita) LPR
4 Daniele Napolitano (Ita) LPR
5 Greg Henderson (NZl) Health Net

Tue, 04/19/2005 - 8:06 PM Permalink
Sparky

Just stay safe Lance, and get some training in. 

Wed, 04/20/2005 - 5:21 AM Permalink
Frosti

He's gonna win!

Wed, 04/20/2005 - 1:19 PM Permalink
Frosti

Stage 2 - April 20: Fayetteville - Rome, 197.5 km

All three circuits were controlled by Discovery and the team did their best to lead out The Boss, but in the end the train was hijacked by Gerolsteiner's Peter Wrolich who came through the bunch to take the downhill finish. "It's all about positioning in the end, and we were good, but some guys came around us," said Armstrong. "I tried my luck, but last year was almost a freak experience, winning a sprint like that. It's not as if I am disappointed to be third, but that's a tough little circuit!"

Nonetheless, Armstrong still sits comfortably in fifth place on general classification entering tomorrow's key time trial. "I feel fairly good. It's tough to say, we haven't had any difficult days yet and tomorrow's the first big test. I'll have a better idea tomorrow."

Complete Stage 2 Coverage

Wed, 04/20/2005 - 9:11 PM Permalink
Frosti

Stage 3: Rome Time Trial
Floyd Landis (USA) of Phonak posted the winning time of 39’58”09 in Stage Three, the Individual Time Trail, in Rome and will start Stage 4 in the Dodge Race Leader jersey. Fellow Americans David Zabriskie of Team CSC and Chris Baldwin of Navigators Insurance finished second at 40’17”06 and third at 40’20”03 respectively. Seven Americans finished in the top 10 including Discovery Channel’s Lance Armstrong at ninth.

Stage 3 of the 2005 Dodge Tour de Georgia began with late morning sprinkles that turned into early afternoon showers as cyclists raced across the country roads of Floyd County, along the Coosa River and up Mount Alto, known for its steep pitches and tricky descent made more complicated by the slick, wet roads. While the rain didn’t keep the fans away, it did played a role in today’s Individual Time Trail, also called the race against the clock, as riders are less willing to take risks on slippery roads.

When the heck did Floyd leave the Postal/Discovery team?

Fri, 04/22/2005 - 10:30 AM Permalink
Sparky

Have some coffee dude.  :) 

He left at the end of last years season.  But, I see in the paper this morning that Team Discovery did win the race - although not who you might think did the winning...

Mon, 04/25/2005 - 9:05 AM Permalink
Frosti

Mmmm, coffee, don't mind if I do!

ALPHARETTA, United States (AFP) - Canadian Gord Fraser won the sixth and final stage of the Tour de Georgia, as American Tom Danielson of Lance Armstrong's Discovery Channel team claimed the overall victory.

Sunday's relatively flat run from north Georgia to the outskirts of Atlanta produced just one significant break, as Italian Andrea Tafi of Prodir-Saunier Duval made a move at the halfway mark of the 201.5km stage, joined by American Danny Pate, Canadian Dominique Perras and Sven Krauss.

But the four leaders succumbed to the charging peloton with 10km to go and the sprinters took control for the six laps of the closing circuit in Alpharetta.

Fraser found the line first, towing teammate Greg Henderson of New Zealand who finshsed second in the stage and claimed the sprint title.

Danielson, who had seized the overall lead in the mountains on Saturday, crossed the line safely in the pack to capture the overall crown.

Armstrong, the six-time Tour de France winner who announced last Monday that this year's Tour de France would be his last race, finished in the main pack in 22nd, and was fifth overall.

American Gerolsteiner rider Levi Leipheimer was second overall, four seconds behind Danielson, followed by Phonak's Floyd Landis of the United States and American Bobby Julich of Team CSC.

Mon, 04/25/2005 - 11:11 AM Permalink
Sparky

Lance played domestique and towed Danielson up the last mountain climb.  :)

Tue, 04/26/2005 - 4:33 AM Permalink
Frosti

It's good for him. Keeps him humble. ;-)

Tue, 04/26/2005 - 6:52 PM Permalink
Frosti

BERLIN (AFP) - Jan Ullrich admits he will be sad to see arch rival and six-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong retire after this year's race but vowed to ensure there would be no happy ending for the American cycling great.

After winning six Tours in succession the 33-year-old Armstrong revealed his decision to quit the sport after this year's Tour, from July 2 to July 24, and Ullrich is ready to spoil the farewell party.

"When somebody like Lance (Armstrong) retires it is always sad because I like beating the best," Ullrich told SportBild. "I will miss him because he is an iconic figure in cycling and was always a fair sportsman.

"But this year is my last chance to beat Lance and I will be going all out to do it."

The 31-year-old German has finished Tour runner-up five times but is still dreaming of repeating his 1997 Tour win.

"I believe Lance is there for the taking," continued Ullrich. "In 2003 I was so close and that told me something. I know time is running out for me to win the Tour again."

Last year Ullrich was dogged by problems with his weight and Armstrong claimed the T-Mobile captain had become lazy and was not training hard enough.

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 2:39 PM Permalink
Sparky

Ooh, grudge match.  :)  Again.

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 2:53 PM Permalink
Frosti

He apparantly doesn't understand that this stuff just fuels Armstrong...

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 3:04 PM Permalink
Sparky

It's going to be fun to watch.  I predict the heaviest use of mind-games and bluffing yet.

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 4:12 AM Permalink
Sparky

One mountain he won't claim
For all the successes of his prolific cycling career, Lance Armstrong will retire in July without having won atop Mont Ventoux.

The six-time Tour champion wasn't able to go with the strongest on the lower flanks of the climb, especially when Van Huffel took his chance at the surprise attack early on. Armstrong showed his experience and his rising form by clawing back, but his hopes of winning Ventoux fell 37 seconds short.

"It's a regret, but not a big regret," said a relaxed Armstrong from the team car after the stage. "Today I wasn't good enough to win. If you want to win, you have to attack and I was only good enough to react to the others. I decided to go at my own tempo when the others attacked. I felt stronger at the finish, but it just didn't happen."

Armstrong has come close before at Ventoux, with his best chance coming in the 2000 Tour when he let Marco Pantani slip away at the finish to take the stage. Richard Virenque took the cake in the 2002 Tour and in last year's edition of the Dauphiné, Armstrong lost more than two minutes to Spanish rider Iban Mayo in a climbing time trial.

"I actually feel better here than I did a year ago, so that's more important," Armstrong said. "I'm not here to fight for the overall. I have won this race before, now it's time for others."

Armstrong said his main goal during the Dauphiné was to test his form during Wednesday's individual time trial and Thursday's grueling climb to Ventoux. While he didn't win either, he's confident about his form going into next month's Tour.

Taken from a Velonews.com article on the Free Dolphins ride. Sounds like he's ready. W00T!

Fri, 06/10/2005 - 5:19 AM Permalink
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There are other candidates to win this race.

American Levi Leipheimer has a shot.  Italian Ivan Basso, and that dude Vinokourov all can dethrone the great champion.  And bewhere the darkhorse.  There is always an unknown who comes into great form during the tdf.

Fri, 06/10/2005 - 6:24 AM Permalink
Frosti

And let's not forget that the perennial Tour bridesmaid, Jan Ullrich knows that this is his last chance to beat The Boss.

Fri, 06/10/2005 - 7:03 AM Permalink
Frosti

Former teammate Floyd Landis probably has a pretty good shot, too.

<edit>
And he finished 4th in the Dauphine time trial today. Phonak had 3 riders finish in the top 6 spots, and 5 in the top 15. Sounds like a hella strong team.

Fri, 06/10/2005 - 7:12 AM Permalink
Frosti

Next week on The Discovery Channel is Lance Armstrong week. The schedule is available at Discovery.comand there's a whole lotta Lance going on.

[Edited by on Jun 21, 2005 at 07:46am.]

Tue, 06/21/2005 - 7:45 AM Permalink
Sparky

How badly would this suck.
"For Baldwin, the time trial championship was her primary individual race of the season. As the Boulder, Colorado, native made the first turn and headed out on the 34-km course, her handlebars twisted freely -the result of an untightened stem. Baldwin slumped down in tears, knowing her race was over.

"We have a full squad of girls here, and all of their bikes worked fine. But this was my race. This is what I was focusing on. It's a heartbreaker," Baldwin said. "I could spin the screws with my fingers they were so loose." "

Wed, 06/22/2005 - 8:48 AM Permalink
Frosti

Who is Baldwin?

Wed, 06/22/2005 - 1:23 PM Permalink
Sparky

Does it matter? It would still suck. :) She's an American time trial specialist. EVidently her mechanics aren't all that special.

Wed, 06/22/2005 - 3:35 PM Permalink
KITCH

is this the same sparky in the football thread over in able?

Wed, 06/22/2005 - 6:59 PM Permalink
Sparky

Yes, it would suck no matter what, but I was curious. Kinda like being in the 100-yard dash at the Olympics only to trip on your own shoelace right out of the blocks.

Wed, 06/22/2005 - 8:48 PM Permalink
Frosti


This couple is looking pretty happy.

Mon, 06/27/2005 - 7:50 AM Permalink
Sparky

Well, they certainly won't have to worry about money.

Mon, 06/27/2005 - 8:34 AM Permalink