Names on Hilton's contact list include Christina Aguilera, Anna Kournikova, Ashlee Simpson, Fred Durst, Eminem, Usher, Avril Lavigne, Lil' John, Ashley Olsen, Vin Diesel and the charity Feed the Children, according to e-mails from people who captured some of the posted listings.
You wait in line at the cash machine without removing your wallet/purse from your jacket or handbag.
Once you get to the machine you start an elaborate half hour search for your wallet/purse in every pocket/bag/body orifice that you possess.
Having found your wallet/purse you start another elaborate search for the appropriate card within one of the 73 handy compartments that are filled with old receipts and the odd moth or two.
Finding the card, you put away your wallet/purse and put the card in the machine, only to realise that you are way too stupid to remember the pin number and start the whole pocket/bag/body orifice search anew.
You now proceed to check balances, latest transactions and any other time consuming device that is available on the machine. Though all these facilities are obtainable through internet banking, you choose not to do so, as that would not make 85 people wait in line while you piss about now would it?
You now spring your final triumph, just as the options for pissing about have been exhausted, you decide that you should really use the Gold account rather than the Current account and start the whole process from scratch.
I know full well that you exist as you are always in front of me when I'm in a hurry and need cash.
I just thought I'd post this for the benifit of, aparently, 80% of the US population that seems to have trouble figuring out what those flashing things are.
They are called turn signals, they can be used in two ways. First to indicate the drivers intention to make a turn, second to indicate the drivers intention to change lanes. If the car in front of you is in the far right/left lane and you see the right/left light begin to flash it would be a good idea to slow down. If the light closest to you on a car in an adjacent lane begins to flash you should slow down and allow room for that car to move into your lane.
Guess what! Your car is equipped with turn signals too! There is a little stick thingy on the left side of the steering column. Pushing down on it makes the left turn signal flash, pushing up makes the right signal flash. If you use these lights correctly people will no longer react with suprise when you change lanes or slow down to make a turn. The correct time to signal a lane change or turn is several hundred feet before the intended action.
HONG KONG - Doctors have removed a leech from the nose of a 55-year-old Hong Kong woman after she swam and washed her face in a stream, a medical journal reported.
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The woman went to her doctor complaining of nose bleeds and an occasional sensation that something was blocking her left nostril, the Hong Kong Medical Journal said in its April issue. Her family doctor noticed a "brownish mass" in her nostril but couldn't remove it because of heavy bleeding, the journal said.
The patient was taken to the emergency room, where doctors identified the problem as a bloodsucking leech. They had trouble pulling it out because the 2 inch invertebrate retracted into the nostril and disappeared, the journal said.
Part of the slimy leech was in a passage of her nasal cavity and a larger segment was in her sinus cavity, the article said.
Doctors used a nasal spray to anesthetize the dark brown leech that had a sucker on the front part of its body. "After two minutes, the leech moved slowly out of the antrum (sinus) and was retrieved with forceps," the journal said.
The woman said that one month before her symptoms developed, she swam and washed her face in a stream while hiking. Doctors checked other members of her hiking group and found another leech in the nose of a man who washed his face in the stream, the journal said.
The article said the leech could have caused suffocation if it moved into the patients' larynx, or voice box.
You know there had to be more to that story to get that kind of settlement. It was probably that guys sister-in-law and was caught by his wife or something. Otherwise, why would he pursue that? Damn. The face value of that story rocks on so many different levels! ;-)
Cops: Man Tries to Pay for Pizza With Pot Mon May 2, 7:44 AM ET Â
FARGO, N.D. - Police arrested a 21-year-old man early Saturday after he allegedly assaulted a pizza delivery driver who refused to take marijuana as payment for a pie, police said. The man, charged with robbery, was released from the Cass County Jail after posting $5,000 bond.
 Pizza Patrol driver Atif Yasin thought the man was asleep when he arrived to deliver a medium pizza and 20-ounce soda. After knocking a few times and calling the man on his cell phone, Yasin said he answered the door in his boxers.
The man took the pizza, spent a few minutes looking for money and then offered to pay with marijuana, Yasin said.
Yason said when he told the man that he either needed money or the pizza, the man began to yell and pushed him and punched him in the face.
After calling police and waiting for officers to arrive, Yasin delivered two more orders that were waiting in his car.
Officers who arrested the man said he was intoxicated, Sgt. Shannon Ruziska said.
Because the man is accused of assaulting Yasin while committing a theft, he was arrested on suspicion of robbery, Ruziska said.
Yasin did not seek medical attention for his injuries. The right side of his face was still red and swollen Saturday afternoon, he said.
Yasin, a 22-year-old Minnesota State University Moorhead student, said it is the first time he's been assaulted in three years delivering pizza.
He said he was a little nervous to work his next shift, which began at midnight on Sunday. Yasin said he'll handle it differently if he encounters a similar situation again.
"I won't argue to the people who took the pizza," he said. "I'll just leave right away."
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LARAMIE, Wyo. - Two men have pleaded not guilty to promoting obscenity for allegedly building a snow phallus in their front yard.
ADVERTISEMENT Â Brandon Arp, 20, and Aric Davenport, 19, were arraigned Friday in circuit court.
Police say Arp and Davenport built the sculpture April 21. Neighbors found the sculpture offensive and, although someone destroyed it, the two were cited.
Davenport's attorney, Michael Vang, said it's not clear how the sculpture was obscene. He accused police of selective enforcement.
hard to sell the stuff if ya don't know of a buyer though. With my kinda luck, I'd turn around and sell the stuff to an undercover officer...
Definately dedicated though, didn't even seek medical attention, and showed up for his shift the next day. I agree though, a pizza ain't worth a punch in the face...
http://gorillamask.net/book.html
Sidekick phones = no good if your famous.
Names on Hilton's contact list include Christina Aguilera, Anna Kournikova, Ashlee Simpson, Fred Durst, Eminem, Usher, Avril Lavigne, Lil' John, Ashley Olsen, Vin Diesel and the charity Feed the Children, according to e-mails from people who captured some of the posted listings.
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ashley olsen and paris??
damn -wow- the Spank Bank
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Thinking about firemen...their hoses... and water .....;)
[Edited by on Mar 15, 2005 at 09:26am.]
Are you this person?
You wait in line at the cash machine without removing your wallet/purse from your jacket or handbag.
Once you get to the machine you start an elaborate half hour search for your wallet/purse in every pocket/bag/body orifice that you possess.
Having found your wallet/purse you start another elaborate search for the appropriate card within one of the 73 handy compartments that are filled with old receipts and the odd moth or two.
Finding the card, you put away your wallet/purse and put the card in the machine, only to realise that you are way too stupid to remember the pin number and start the whole pocket/bag/body orifice search anew.
You now proceed to check balances, latest transactions and any other time consuming device that is available on the machine. Though all these facilities are obtainable through internet banking, you choose not to do so, as that would not make 85 people wait in line while you piss about now would it?
You now spring your final triumph, just as the options for pissing about have been exhausted, you decide that you should really use the Gold account rather than the Current account and start the whole process from scratch.
I know full well that you exist as you are always in front of me when I'm in a hurry and need cash.
You are a moron.
I just thought I'd post this for the benifit of, aparently, 80% of the US population that seems to have trouble figuring out what those flashing things are.
They are called turn signals, they can be used in two ways. First to indicate the drivers intention to make a turn, second to indicate the drivers intention to change lanes. If the car in front of you is in the far right/left lane and you see the right/left light begin to flash it would be a good idea to slow down. If the light closest to you on a car in an adjacent lane begins to flash you should slow down and allow room for that car to move into your lane.
Guess what! Your car is equipped with turn signals too! There is a little stick thingy on the left side of the steering column. Pushing down on it makes the left turn signal flash, pushing up makes the right signal flash. If you use these lights correctly people will no longer react with suprise when you change lanes or slow down to make a turn. The correct time to signal a lane change or turn is several hundred feet before the intended action.
my car has turn signals??? what does the pedal on the right do?
I think it makes you a cappucino, they hide that option in the glove box
If you use these lights correctly people will no longer react with suprise when you change lanes or slow down to make a turn.
And I thought every one was just being friendly waving at me all the time...
is this from Pink Floyd The Wall?
That 'Floyd' pix is a trip 3M. I can actually see expression in every one of them.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
but you do need to know when to post it!
HONG KONG - Doctors have removed a leech from the nose of a 55-year-old Hong Kong woman after she swam and washed her face in a stream, a medical journal reported.
The woman went to her doctor complaining of nose bleeds and an occasional sensation that something was blocking her left nostril, the Hong Kong Medical Journal said in its April issue. Her family doctor noticed a "brownish mass" in her nostril but couldn't remove it because of heavy bleeding, the journal said.
The patient was taken to the emergency room, where doctors identified the problem as a bloodsucking leech. They had trouble pulling it out because the 2 inch invertebrate retracted into the nostril and disappeared, the journal said.
Part of the slimy leech was in a passage of her nasal cavity and a larger segment was in her sinus cavity, the article said.
Doctors used a nasal spray to anesthetize the dark brown leech that had a sucker on the front part of its body. "After two minutes, the leech moved slowly out of the antrum (sinus) and was retrieved with forceps," the journal said.
The woman said that one month before her symptoms developed, she swam and washed her face in a stream while hiking. Doctors checked other members of her hiking group and found another leech in the nose of a man who washed his face in the stream, the journal said.
The article said the leech could have caused suffocation if it moved into the patients' larynx, or voice box.
heh....I almost posted that story...then I got grossed out when I saw a photo.
Lets put this in here :)
http://crapmachine.com/
http://www.relaxingtv.com/video/snowfalltv/pinetreesnowfall300.asx
cool
http://dickcream.com/
http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squirrel_fishing.html
ya...but its blocked at my job...
That dickcream site could be real disturbing if you look at it in a certain light.
http://www.wimp.com/vibrator/
Ha!!
What the hell was that?
Whatever it was it made my browser crash.
I think Kitch is a hacker, and he just took over our machines.
Time to updated my virus definitions and do a scan.
:-)
Just deleted that link...
not sure I liked that..
wow- and who let their kid play with that for the commercial!? wow!
can you imagine being the kid all grown up...he could try to pick up chicks...
"I am very experienced"
[Edited by on Apr 26, 2005 at 09:25pm.]
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http://aftenposten.no/english/local/article1027927.ece
wow...$6385...I just don't know what to say...
You know there had to be more to that story to get that kind of settlement. It was probably that guys sister-in-law and was caught by his wife or something. Otherwise, why would he pursue that? Damn. The face value of that story rocks on so many different levels! ;-)
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[Edited by on Apr 28, 2005 at 08:44am.]
"If you don't stop that in 5 to 10 minutes, I'm calling the cops."
HA!!!
wow- I actually know someone who wouldnt like that too but on the flip side...I know someone who would ;)
on the flip side...
on the flip side ? NO friggin' way !
:-)
I actually know someone who wouldnt like that too
umm...ya but would he tell his buddies, police, and press??
umm...ya but would he tell his buddies, police, and press??
I know I would. If it were on the flipside that is. ;-)
I got the CD from Mucky.
Thanks!
She's got yours.
Thanks for everything Mucky!
THX
THX
A couple of stories from yahoo....
Cops: Man Tries to Pay for Pizza With Pot Mon May 2, 7:44 AM ET
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FARGO, N.D. - Police arrested a 21-year-old man early Saturday after he allegedly assaulted a pizza delivery driver who refused to take marijuana as payment for a pie, police said. The man, charged with robbery, was released from the Cass County Jail after posting $5,000 bond.
Â
Pizza Patrol driver Atif Yasin thought the man was asleep when he arrived to deliver a medium pizza and 20-ounce soda. After knocking a few times and calling the man on his cell phone, Yasin said he answered the door in his boxers.
The man took the pizza, spent a few minutes looking for money and then offered to pay with marijuana, Yasin said.
Yason said when he told the man that he either needed money or the pizza, the man began to yell and pushed him and punched him in the face.
After calling police and waiting for officers to arrive, Yasin delivered two more orders that were waiting in his car.
Officers who arrested the man said he was intoxicated, Sgt. Shannon Ruziska said.
Because the man is accused of assaulting Yasin while committing a theft, he was arrested on suspicion of robbery, Ruziska said.
Yasin did not seek medical attention for his injuries. The right side of his face was still red and swollen Saturday afternoon, he said.
Yasin, a 22-year-old Minnesota State University Moorhead student, said it is the first time he's been assaulted in three years delivering pizza.
He said he was a little nervous to work his next shift, which began at midnight on Sunday. Yasin said he'll handle it differently if he encounters a similar situation again.
"I won't argue to the people who took the pizza," he said. "I'll just leave right away."
====================================================================
Wyoming Men Cited for Making Snow Phallus Sun May 1,11:04 PM ET
Â
LARAMIE, Wyo. - Two men have pleaded not guilty to promoting obscenity for allegedly building a snow phallus in their front yard.
ADVERTISEMENT
Â
Brandon Arp, 20, and Aric Davenport, 19, were arraigned Friday in circuit court.
Police say Arp and Davenport built the sculpture April 21. Neighbors found the sculpture offensive and, although someone destroyed it, the two were cited.
Davenport's attorney, Michael Vang, said it's not clear how the sculpture was obscene. He accused police of selective enforcement.
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After calling police and waiting for officers to arrive, Yasin delivered two more orders that were waiting in his car.
Now that's dedication.
I just wanna know how much pot he was gonna give the guy. Yasin coulda made one hell of a sweet deal with the drunk.
hard to sell the stuff if ya don't know of a buyer though. With my kinda luck, I'd turn around and sell the stuff to an undercover officer...
Definately dedicated though, didn't even seek medical attention, and showed up for his shift the next day. I agree though, a pizza ain't worth a punch in the face...
From what I've heard about Dominoes over the years, that driver would have to pay for that pizza himself because it was during his run.
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that'd figure....
Pizza Patrol! I loved their pizza when I lived up there. And I've never met a pizza delivery driver who would say no to The Chronic.