Well that's sad. I received one of my Target Center deals where you can buy-one-get-one-free for tonights show too. I remember him selling out the CC 3 times. Things change but he can still do it. I see that Queesnryche is playing in Maplewood for $19 on the 24th. So things could be worse.
concert wasn't as great as last night but it was unique since the sound system went down near the end of the last set. they started the last song in acoustics and then all of a sudden they were back to a regular concert ending. Most everyone didn't even notice. I leaned over to who went with me and said "this is new" hahahaha I didn't even realize there was a problem until talk afterwards.
The two women in front of us did some dirty dancing in the aile along with a woman in front of them! 14th row CENTER!!! the seats were great! Another woman kept walking up to a single seat in the 4th row center and dancin and sitting...the security constantly kept going to her and making her leave- I dont get why they just didnt allow her to stay there or allow her to walk past them in the first place! Last nights crowd was 30% 25 or younger.
hey, I was at Taco Bell yesterday and they have Minnesota Vikings purple wrist bands that you can purchase for a $1, They said its been going on for a month or so already. I bought 4.
fell asleep in the 4th quarter of the game - Robinson looks to go the extra mile- I liked him.
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers... it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "My roommates girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred. Let me hit it hard and right or get the Hell out! (Reason: The less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me, so stop calling!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
21. This agreement is contingent upon receipt of undisputable evidence that the parties are free of all venereal and viral diseases including, but not limited to, AIDS, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, HPV, genital warts, pink eye, rashes, nasty scabs, whooping cough, black plague and scurvy. Participant shall provide updated test results as demanded from time to time.
Extra tip for successful booty calls: Only the holder of the Agreement may alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this Agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant:
Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________
Date:_________________________
Signature: ____________________
If after you have sent in all of the necessary paper work....if you have not recieved a call from me......consider your request denied!
Please send in a quick description of yourself, along with a picture , and describing the position in which you are applying for.
For 35 years, "Sweet Connie" Hamzy has loved rock stars like no other, counting among her conquests members of the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, and the Who. Now 50, Arkansas' second-most famous oral-sex fan talks about why she's still with the band.
It's 10:30 A.M. on a Friday in Little Rock, Arkansas, and Connie Hamzy is sitting at the bar of the Sticky Fingerz Rock'N'Roll Chicken Shack, telling a story to a small audience of busboys and cocktail waitresses. "So I'm out on the tour bus, smokin' dope and blowing roadies," she says in a lazy Southern accent. "And who comes into the back lounge? Neil fucking Diamond." A man pulls out a stool next to her. He is wearing a hat shaped like the snout of a hog. "Neil looks me up and down and nods his approval," Hamzy continues. "Then he gets high with us, and disappears backstage. A few minutes later, his manager says he wants to see me in his dressing room. So I knock on the door, and there's Neil waiting for me in a blue robe. And I didn't just suck him - there was fucking, too."
At first glance, Hamzy could be any middle-aged woman half-drunk on a Friday morning. But a closer examination reveals she's different somehow, maybe even important. Customers - mostly men- begin approaching her from all directions. They seem to know her name. They say hello and want to shake her hand. The man in the pig hat buys her a drink. She is, after all, a celebrity. As Grand Funk sang in "We're an American Band," "Out on the road for 40 days/ Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze/ Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act/ She had the whole show and that's a natural fact."
Sweet Connie is more than a two-line cameo in a 30-year-old song: She's the world's most notorious rock'n'roll groupie, with a sexual resume that dates back to 1970. Her list of conquests reads like the selections on a biker-bar jukebox, including, she claims, members of the Who, Led Zeppelin, the Eagles, Bad Company, the Allman Brothers Band, ZZ Top, and the Doobie Brothers. In 1974, when Hamzy was 19, her groupie escapades were detailed in a Cosmopolitan magazine profile, and in 1992 she wrote a tell-all article for Penthouse. She's been interviewed by Geraldo Rivera and Joan Rivers, and appeared on Insomniac With Dave Attell. Though most her groupie contemporaries, like Pamela Des Barres and Bebe Buell, drifted out of the scene by the mid-'80s to raise families or cultivate book deals, Sweet Connie continued her exploits into the new millennium, and today she can be found lurking backstage at nearly every gig in central Arkansas. Connie Hamzy is 50 years old.
"She's a legend in Little Rock," says Sticky Fingerz owner Chris King as he wipes down the bar. "Whenever there's a good concert at the amphitheater, she likes to come in before the show, have a glass of chardonnay on the rocks, and tell us these wonderful stories about her life."
Though I'd spoken to Hamzy on the phone several times in preparation for my October visit, I didn't know what to expect when I met her in person. As I discovered early on, she is prone to outbursts that teeter precariously between the profane and the bizarre. During one conversation, Hamzy, upon learning that I had briefly been a roadie for Dan Fogelberg, says with a hint of amusement, "Yeah, I blew him. And his manager, too."
I watch the walls around me crumble but it's not like I wont build them up again so here's your last chance for redemption So take it while it lasts cause it will end And my tears are turning into time I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye
I can't live without you Can't breathe without you I'm dreaming about you, honestly tell me that it's over cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living It won't be right if were not in it together tell me that it's over
And I'll be the first to go Don't wanna be the last to know
I won't be the one to chase you but at the same time your the heart that I call home I'm always stuck with these emotions and the more I try to feel the less I'm whole My tears are turning into time I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye
I can't live without you Can't breathe without you I'm dreaming about you, honestly tell me that it's over cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living It won't be right if were not in it together tell me that it's over
And I'll be the first to go Yeah, I'll be the first to go Don't wanna be the last to know
Over... Over... Over...
My tears are turning into time I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye
I can't live without you Can't breathe without you I'm dreaming about you, honestly tell me that it's over cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living It won't be right if we're not in it together tell me that it's over tell me that it's over over
Honestly tell me Honestly tell me
Don't tell me that it's over Don't tell me that it's over
Man that Danny Bonaduce has issues. When I lived in Phoenix he was a local DJ... was fired and went through a world of hurt cause he picked up a hooker who after doing something naughty to him revealed a part of the anatomy that a woman is definitely not supposed to have. Made Danny so mad that he ended up beating the dude up. Cops found Danny bloody and hiding in his own closet. He afforded us hours of entertainment in Phoenix... and still, knowing this, she married him. Things that make you go hmmmmm
anyone want to go with me? ticket is on me but you have to get to me or downtown and you have to buy your own drinks
I can't even get a date, Mark is working, 2 of my girlfriends and sister are still not feeling well and they are Neil fans so they are really sick ;P
and Neil sells out all shows :smile:
Maybe tonight, just for this moment
We'll feel the same things, we did before
Just close your eyes, and let me show you
You'll be my reason, and I'll be yours
Remeber me
Well, I'm the boy that stood in line for
Have you got just a little time for me tonight
I'll make you feel alright
Hey do you remember me
Remember when
The world was ours for just one evening
Felt so warm, it's hard believing
That it would end
And here we are again
Hey do you remember me
Remember how
Music filled the empty spaces
And took us off to distant places
We'd never seen
Do you remember now
I still got my song and I can sing it
My guitar plays beneath my fingers
Warm, baby warm, baby warm
Say, do you remember me
Well, I'm the boy you gave your heart to
Don't you think we've been apart too long this time
But you've been on my mind
Say, do you remember me
Remember how
Music filled the empty spaces
And took us off to distant places
We'd never seen
Do you remember now
I still got my song and I can sing it
My guitar plays beneath my fingers
Warm, baby warm, baby warm
Say, do you remember me
Red, red wine
Go to my head
Make me forget that I
Still need him so
Red, red wine
ItÂ’s up to you
All I can do, IÂ’ve done
But memories wonÂ’t go
No, memories wonÂ’t go
IÂ’d have sworn
That with time
Thoughts of you
Would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing
Makes me forget
Red, red wine
Stay close to me
DonÂ’t let me be alone
ItÂ’s tearing apart
My blue, blue heart
Baby loves me
Yes, yes she does
Ah, the girl's outta sight, yeah
Says she loves me
Yes, yes she does
Gonna show me tonight, yeah
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me
Tell your mama, girl, I can't stay long
We got things we gotta catch up on
Mmm, you know
You know what I'm sayin'
Can't stand Still while the music is playin'
Y'ain't got no right
No, no you don't
Ah, to be so exciting
Won't need bright lights
No, no we won't
Gonna make our own lightning
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me
No, we won't tell a soul where we goin' to
Girl, we do whatever we want to
Ah, I love the way that you do me
Cherry, babe, you really get to me
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me
can't throw any 'panties' when I don't own any to throw ;p j/k
omg
The two women in front of us did some dirty dancing in the aile along with a woman in front of them! 14th row CENTER!!! the seats were great! Another woman kept walking up to a single seat in the 4th row center and dancin and sitting...the security constantly kept going to her and making her leave- I dont get why they just didnt allow her to stay there or allow her to walk past them in the first place! Last nights crowd was 30% 25 or younger.
he came right next to me and took photos -that rocked!!! I took about 30 before getting scolded, which about 4 nearly came out :frown:
Looks like awesome seats. Glad you found someone to go with. Did anyone call you Grandma? :smile:
Huh? I thought he was gay.
:smile:
currently dating an Australian woman MY AGE for the last 4 years
Please, just don't tell Timmers.
fell asleep in the 4th quarter of the game - Robinson looks to go the extra mile- I liked him.
Pre-Booty Call Agreement
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers... it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "My roommates girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred. Let me hit it hard and right or get the Hell out! (Reason: The less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me, so stop calling!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
21. This agreement is contingent upon receipt of undisputable evidence that the parties are free of all venereal and viral diseases including, but not limited to, AIDS, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, HPV, genital warts, pink eye, rashes, nasty scabs, whooping cough, black plague and scurvy. Participant shall provide updated test results as demanded from time to time.
Participant:
Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________
Date:_________________________
Signature: ____________________
If after you have sent in all of the necessary paper work....if you have not recieved a call from me......consider your request denied!
Please send in a quick description of yourself, along with a picture , and describing the position in which you are applying for.
or this
By: Rodger Cambria
January 21, 2005
For 35 years, "Sweet Connie" Hamzy has loved rock stars like no other, counting among her conquests members of the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, and the Who. Now 50, Arkansas' second-most famous oral-sex fan talks about why she's still with the band.
It's 10:30 A.M. on a Friday in Little Rock, Arkansas, and Connie Hamzy is sitting at the bar of the Sticky Fingerz Rock'N'Roll Chicken Shack, telling a story to a small audience of busboys and cocktail waitresses. "So I'm out on the tour bus, smokin' dope and blowing roadies," she says in a lazy Southern accent. "And who comes into the back lounge? Neil fucking Diamond." A man pulls out a stool next to her. He is wearing a hat shaped like the snout of a hog. "Neil looks me up and down and nods his approval," Hamzy continues. "Then he gets high with us, and disappears backstage. A few minutes later, his manager says he wants to see me in his dressing room. So I knock on the door, and there's Neil waiting for me in a blue robe. And I didn't just suck him - there was fucking, too."
At first glance, Hamzy could be any middle-aged woman half-drunk on a Friday morning. But a closer examination reveals she's different somehow, maybe even important. Customers - mostly men- begin approaching her from all directions. They seem to know her name. They say hello and want to shake her hand. The man in the pig hat buys her a drink. She is, after all, a celebrity. As Grand Funk sang in "We're an American Band," "Out on the road for 40 days/ Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze/ Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act/ She had the whole show and that's a natural fact."
Sweet Connie is more than a two-line cameo in a 30-year-old song: She's the world's most notorious rock'n'roll groupie, with a sexual resume that dates back to 1970. Her list of conquests reads like the selections on a biker-bar jukebox, including, she claims, members of the Who, Led Zeppelin, the Eagles, Bad Company, the Allman Brothers Band, ZZ Top, and the Doobie Brothers. In 1974, when Hamzy was 19, her groupie escapades were detailed in a Cosmopolitan magazine profile, and in 1992 she wrote a tell-all article for Penthouse. She's been interviewed by Geraldo Rivera and Joan Rivers, and appeared on Insomniac With Dave Attell. Though most her groupie contemporaries, like Pamela Des Barres and Bebe Buell, drifted out of the scene by the mid-'80s to raise families or cultivate book deals, Sweet Connie continued her exploits into the new millennium, and today she can be found lurking backstage at nearly every gig in central Arkansas. Connie Hamzy is 50 years old.
"She's a legend in Little Rock," says Sticky Fingerz owner Chris King as he wipes down the bar. "Whenever there's a good concert at the amphitheater, she likes to come in before the show, have a glass of chardonnay on the rocks, and tell us these wonderful stories about her life."
Though I'd spoken to Hamzy on the phone several times in preparation for my October visit, I didn't know what to expect when I met her in person. As I discovered early on, she is prone to outbursts that teeter precariously between the profane and the bizarre. During one conversation, Hamzy, upon learning that I had briefly been a roadie for Dan Fogelberg, says with a hint of amusement, "Yeah, I blew him. And his manager, too."
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September 5
[Edited by on Sep 5, 2005 at 10:17am.]
never wanted to really find out that they didn't work -
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
I was wondering if you would be willing to get together with me at MHS on Tuesday afternoon (Sept. 20) sometime after 3:30?
That way we can have another Coolerchick credited with research in my paper...how cool is that? :wink:
I look forward to it
If you have time there is somewhere creepy downtown that I want to take you that day as well - mwaaahahaha
OK, new reality tv shows that are worth seeing! WOW!...
I watched these last night -they're funny and great!
sexaholics and alchoholics -HA!
---VH1
Brady Bunch Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) dating Adrianne Curry
AND
Danny Bonaduce - whoa!! entertaining to say the least!
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/breaking_bonaduce/series.jhtml
Oooops - Sorry if I just blew something. :sheepish:
Hmmmm, somethin crepy? Hell yeah! I'm in! :smile: :grin: :sillygrin: :goofy:
Let me know if that works for you. I'll also e-gram you my cell number.
Tonight is the season finale of RESCUE ME!
I love to see how many times on an episode they get away with saying pussy :sillygrin:
I watch the walls around me crumble
but it's not like I wont build them up again
so here's your last chance for redemption
So take it while it lasts cause it will end
And my tears are turning into time
I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye
I can't live without you
Can't breathe without you
I'm dreaming about you, honestly
tell me that it's over
cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living
It won't be right if were not in it together
tell me that it's over
And I'll be the first to go
Don't wanna be the last to know
I won't be the one to chase you
but at the same time your the heart that I call home
I'm always stuck with these emotions
and the more I try to feel the less I'm whole
My tears are turning into time
I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye
I can't live without you
Can't breathe without you
I'm dreaming about you, honestly
tell me that it's over
cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living
It won't be right if were not in it together
tell me that it's over
And I'll be the first to go
Yeah, I'll be the first to go
Don't wanna be the last to know
Over... Over... Over...
My tears are turning into time
I've wasted trying to find a reason for goodbye
I can't live without you
Can't breathe without you
I'm dreaming about you, honestly
tell me that it's over
cause if the world is spinning and I'm still living
It won't be right if we're not in it together
tell me that it's over
tell me that it's over
over
Honestly tell me
Honestly tell me
Don't tell me that it's over
Don't tell me that it's over
Nice knowing you