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OTiS

Idiots who can't read big street signs.

Fairview is closed at County road C. The road closure starts right at the north side of our buildings parking lot entrance. These idiots blow past two sets of signs only to crash into dirt, broken stones and constrution barriers. Not one person.... more like 4 or 5 an hour. I'm about to start selling tickets to the show.

Road closed means road closed. :eyeroll:
Wed, 09/14/2005 - 9:56 PM Permalink
Clue Master

That sounds awesome. We can put up our own signs that says stupid people 100 feet. And then sit back and wait for them to hit the sign that says stupid people zero feet.
Wed, 09/14/2005 - 10:02 PM Permalink
me2

hahaha - visualizing us sitting in lawn chairs under a giant umbrella with beers wearing sunglasses with signs with numbers on them..... 8.0, 8.5, 7, 9.11!
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 5:45 AM Permalink
KITCH

I was just there yesterday...went to the liquor store...

but I didn't blow the sign...
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:08 AM Permalink
ares

man that was a pain in the ass when they had cleveland down to one lane each way during the construction over here. i went up to d to get on the freeway rather than wait 10 minutes at c.
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:33 AM Permalink
me2

when the bottle of downy fabric softener is found on top of the dryer .... pull clothes from the washer with fading from where downy was poured in.... to NO ONE claiming they ever washed that load!!! :frown:
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 9:03 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

today
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 10:54 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

thursday night tv shows that I used to be able to enjoy.......not being able to sit through even 5 minutes of them anymore, because of what they remind me.....
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 5:09 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

darkness....countless sad songs in a row on mp3 CD's .....influences of things done yesterday.....

all 3 of these combined for a few hours in a row on the same evening.
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 5:15 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Not being able to get past level 7 of that damn pong game Kitch posted!
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 5:20 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

how the heck do you do level 7 on that one? anyone figured it out?
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 5:28 PM Permalink
KITCH

I was stuck at 7 until I realized I could use the up n down keys.

For 20, start at the bottom then 1 tap up. Aim at about 15 or 20 deg up and go low.
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:13 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

People who don't listen at all
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:19 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Pyramid schemes!!
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:33 PM Permalink
KITCH

Wanting DQ...
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:41 PM Permalink
Scribe

Huh?

What?
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:43 PM Permalink
Pay Me

wanting a big fat juicy steak, with garlic potatoes, from Outback!!!
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:43 PM Permalink
Pay Me

where?
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:43 PM Permalink
OTiS

Construction workers who put up extra signs and ruin my entertainment by making the closed road idiot proof. :eyeroll:
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:47 PM Permalink
Pay Me

no more percocet :frown:
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:55 PM Permalink
Scribe

Druggies. :wink:
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:57 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Yeah...how else do you just keep swimming?
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:58 PM Permalink
Scribe

Floating face side down doesn't count as swimming ya know.
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 6:59 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

whoops....
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 7:00 PM Permalink
Pay Me

hmmm....guess I should check on the cat then?
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 7:02 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

your cat's on drugs?
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 7:03 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

if so... your cat should have his dealer get ahold of my cat.....

he's into those mice that you fill with catnip......

dont call him an addict though.... he's got sharp claws, and when paranoid, may decide to use them....... on the couch and other assorted furniture.....
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 7:18 PM Permalink
leelabell

A third week of antibiotics.
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 7:48 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

having a reason to be prescribed more percoset... for the 4th time in a week. :frown:
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 9:18 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

being awake now because of ill-placed tubes...
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 9:18 PM Permalink
OTiS

Friends in pain
Thu, 09/15/2005 - 9:24 PM Permalink
THX 1138

The mere mention of "Straws".
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 4:11 AM Permalink
OTiS

The mere mention of "Straws" and "Urethra" in the same conversation.
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 4:17 AM Permalink
me2

ok wo got hurt?

Not being able to get past level 7 of that damn pong game Kitch posted!

People who get paid while playing Pong!

Nick I wish you would try out on ametuer night at some comedy gallery
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 5:30 AM Permalink
me2

being awake to see the sunrise
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 5:30 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Not being able to play that ball game from work!
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 6:03 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

with my luck lately, they wouldnt let me in.....

probably have some kinda "you gotta be not ugly to get in" night going on......or one of those signs that say "no psycho's, or losers welcome......Get a life and try again" and i'd get tossed out by a 3 foot tall, angry bouncer that was rejected from being an oompa loompa in the original willy wonka movie......
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 6:08 AM Permalink
leelabell

I agree with Me2. Nick, I think you would be great.
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 7:49 AM Permalink
me2

You could really piss them off: go to the tanning booth and turn yourself orange! Tell them that you want their job :eek:
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 8:12 AM Permalink
becksie

me2: that I'm not going to Green Bay tonight!!! :frown:
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 4:19 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Not being able to watch tonights Live BB6!
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 4:38 PM Permalink
Clue Master

People who ruin the outcome from a show or game that your taping to watch when you get home.

just covering my bases

It never fails that during the course of the night someone always tells you the score of the Monday night game before even leaving work for the night. We have people check out separately from the rest of the pack for that very reason.
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 5:07 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

People who don't live up to their potential
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 7:37 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Nick, maybe you can hook up with Santa Dave and do comedy. He's a stand up guy too.
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 7:38 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

not being able to get past level 20 of that damn pong game
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 7:50 PM Permalink
me2

hahahahahahahahaha - that's GreenDay!!

I am bumbed I am not at the GreenDay concert tonight-

nice try Becksie :wink:
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 7:50 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

That my fairly new self setting alrm clock won't work properly now because of the daylight savings time change.
Fri, 09/16/2005 - 8:32 PM Permalink
THX 1138

I'm stuck on level 20 too!

I ran out of time!
Sat, 09/17/2005 - 6:13 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Damn,

Right after I posted that, I finished it.
Sat, 09/17/2005 - 6:17 AM Permalink