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Wicked Nick

Disco sucks.

most of it anyways...

there are some exceptions...

but the majority of it sucks.

dont try and sucker me into it by saying "but dude...you can do an afro, when your hair's long, you fit right in with those freaky disco cats"

I dont care....

I wont do that dance that travolta does in saturday night fever... and I wont sing along with "stayin alive", even if I can hit the high notes.

disco sucks.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 7:59 AM Permalink
THX 1138

You can hit the high notes, can ya?

And you say you don't like "cocktails".
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:02 AM Permalink
KITCH

Tim not recalling what he asked me

I can't recall what I answered him about

so I think we are both confused even more.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:04 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Indeed we are confused.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:06 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

come on.....

theres lotsa manly guys that can hit high notes...

lemme name some...

umm....

<thinking>

uhh....

eh....

huh.

oh screw it.

HI! My names Nick, and I like disco, and I drink cocktails.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:14 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Bwaaaaah!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:19 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I feel dirty now....

I think I should go to that Abercrombie and Fitch (i dont care if I spelled it wrong) store and make fun of the guys that work there....
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:23 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Don't do that. Hanging out at A&F isn't going to help.

It just backs up the whole Disco/Cocktail thing.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:25 AM Permalink
KITCH

Have you been hanging out with Rust?? I'm getting worried about you liking cocktails.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:25 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Oh well... I guess I'll have to buy a pink shirt while im there then....

you know what they say...

once you go, go all out.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:30 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Its okay...

if it has to be one...then Its the manliest of cocktails though..... I repeat again... theres a freakin PIRATE on the bottle!!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:32 AM Permalink
THX 1138

I guess I'll have to buy a pink shirt while im there then....

Map Guy's got a couple extra.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:32 AM Permalink
Clue Master

<---- Takes aim at Nick with a lemon wedge
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:33 AM Permalink
Pay Me

Nick pull up your pants quick. He aint aiming for your head!!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:34 AM Permalink
Pay Me

Is that duck related to Howard? He is the only cool duck I knew of.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:35 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

his wouldnt fit me..

Im a slim cruiserweight, and he's fat.

or is that the other way around?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:41 AM Permalink
Pay Me

That duck has some big kahonas!!!(p.s. I cant spell anything)
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:41 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Nick,

Nothing attracts the ladies more than a guy in a very tight pink shirt.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:42 AM Permalink
Pay Me

so wheres yours JT?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:42 AM Permalink
THX 1138

It's at home, in my closet.

Being married and all, I can't wear it. That wouldn't be fair to the ladies.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:45 AM Permalink
Pay Me

I see!!! Well then!!!

back to the topic of the thread....things that irritate you....

NOT WINNING THE FREAKING LOTTERY!!
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:46 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Behold! I AM MIGHTY THX MAN!!

Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:47 AM Permalink
OTiS

WHat is he standing on?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:48 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

uh-oh...

you hit some old lady in the head....
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:49 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

crap.... next time my he-man underoos are showing, somebody warn me?
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:52 AM Permalink
OTiS

Oh yeah... peanut gallery members who don't understand quiet time.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:53 AM Permalink
KITCH

clue comeing out at 3pm vs. 4pm.

that 20mins i need might just be a bit too much...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:55 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

sweet.....

I'm there...

like so totally....

and then when I pick a couple up, we can all go and get our nails done, and talk about purses or whatever....while drinking diet coke ofcourse, because we're watching our valley-girl figures.

like. stop laughing at me.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:58 AM Permalink
OTiS

And then we can throw lemons at you from the suite and laugh as you try to figure out how you can possibly get to us.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 8:59 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I'll use my abercrombie & fitch connections....

they know people.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:02 AM Permalink
OTiS

Then I'll use my Iron Range connections and get you your own lemon.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:04 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

<waves pink shirt in the air>

okay, you win.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:13 AM Permalink
ares

qwest sending a tech to the house on what was agreed upon by me and the tech guy yesterday was to be a no-visit call, expecting to get in when tc was about to head out the door to meet me for lunch and an oil change. and then being a dick when she wouldn't let him in saying "fine i'll come back again; i'll just charge you for it"

his ass has been reported to qwest.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 9:23 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

qwest has the full range of techs... from dick to saint from moron to genious. it really is the luck of the draw. we deal with them everyday here at work.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 1:06 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

Nick - maybe you should try out to be a beegee or something should they do a round of that like they did INXS since you can hit the high notes...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 1:23 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

People who try to stir the pot, but are too stupid to realize that karma is about to run over their ass.

I like to call it *justif-car-tion*
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 1:35 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

*justif-car-tion*

were you trying to say "Johnny Carson"??
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 4:20 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I'd probably think about it, should they announce it.....

I think I'd actually rather be the lead singer of the beegees than INXS....cause like I said a while ago... I didnt even know how to pronounce their name before that "rockstar" show started up...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 4:24 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

falling asleep for a while....waking up and thinking its 7:00 A.M., when its really 7:00 P.M.
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 4:25 PM Permalink
OT

Not having my furnace on this chilly morning and being put on the back burner by the company that's going to come look at it because it's a comp visit.
Fri, 10/21/2005 - 6:20 AM Permalink
KITCH

people who talk about great tasting food...and I'm just sitting her starving.
Fri, 10/21/2005 - 6:41 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

Kitch - I'm eating Risotto...

Nick - I was referring to the fact that KARMA (Car) would Run them over.. Jusif CAR tion.

Irritates me today: thinking I'm getting sick and having to hang out at work.
Fri, 10/21/2005 - 10:03 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

ohhh - and if I do get totally sick - A) not going to see Wonderbread 5 play tonight and :cool: not going to the portofino's extreme guide party tonight.

and... peeing every 5 minutes cause I am hydrating myself to avoid illness.
Fri, 10/21/2005 - 10:04 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Oh....

crap... okay, im slow..
Fri, 10/21/2005 - 10:13 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

That's why you ride the (small) bus.

:0)
Fri, 10/21/2005 - 10:18 AM Permalink