You have to love those semi drivers. They're my heroes when they straddle the lane to stop people from cheating when a lane is merging and traffic is backed up for miles. :sillygrin:
If anyone was gonna kill all of us at the Wild game, it wouldnt have been Tim....
it would have been that mexican janitor that called mappy a dumb white guy.....
he would have been the least likely suspect...
the news interviews him and all he has to say is: "I have no idea what happened, I got a report that there was some popcorn on the floor, and I came in here to clean up, and found all these bodies"
Only he'd say it in spanish... and i'm too tired to think about translating it right now....
Remember the rules that Randy pointed out to us in Scream...
1. You can never have sex. big no-no... sex = death
(this one doesnt apply to us so much, because im pretty sure nobody had sex at the hockey game)
2. No drugs or alchohol. Its the sin factor... its a sin... its an extension of #1....
(this would be the one that got us... because im pretty sure we all drank that night)
3. Never ever, under any circumstances say: "I'll be right back", because you wont be back.
(i'm pretty sure that almost everyone said that at one point that night.... before going to the bathroom, or going to buy drinks.. etc, so even if #2, didnt get you, surely you voilated this rule, and therefore would have been slaughtered)
also..... lets not forget some other important facts learned from this movie...
- when you think he/she is dead...the killer always comes back for one last scare
- movies dont create psycho's.... they just make the psycho's more creative
- if you're going to kill the snoopy news reporter... just do it, dont stand there and talk crap to her unconscious body....
- if you have someone trapped in the kitchen, that you and/or your accomplice has the intention of killing, dont turn your back on him/her, and then set your gun on the counter, to deal with something else....
not even for a split second....
- garage doors can be useful weapons too....
- if you have a celebrity that a bunch of people will recognize, when they see your flick (I.E. The Fonz), everyones gonna suspect him, at first.... but its probably a safe bet that it aint gonna be them.
(I know we didnt have any celebrities there with us, but we can count Joe Soucheray in this lil ditty, just for the hell of it)
I'm sure theres more stuff.... but thats all the ones I can think of right now.... important stuff to ponder....
next week, class... I'll talk about what you should learn from Scream 2, and from Scream 3....
More like understand it. I can't speak it for crap.
It comes in handy when you find yourself in a spot and people are talking shit about you. I can't get all of it but enough gets through to get the point.
I was at Wal-Mart and a couple of the workers were standing around in the electronics section, talking a buncha sexist crap about some females that were shopping there....
so I said to them... en espanol....basically, that if they didnt shut the hell up, and get back to work, I'd report them to a manager.....
:cool:
you should have seen how fast they split up and went in opposite directions....
I let my crew think I don't know that much Spanish. It let's them feel free to talk amongst themselves in front of me without any worry. They usually shut up once my assistants come into the room. :wink: They're usually talking about them anyway. I keep my mouth shut. I don't know too much but I do have the ones who test me to see if they can get a reaction out of me. I always ignore those guys.
That's like my cousin who was reffing soccer at the USA cup in Blaine a few years ago who speaks fluent Spanish. Some of the teams weren't being kind in Spanish and he let them know pretty quickly it was unacceptable.
Long story short, a friend of mine was giving birth in Costa Rica.
She told the nurses, (the only way a woman literally giving birth could), what she thought of them talking smack about her because they thought she couldn't understand them.
I read it wrong. I thought THX said that his friend was telling the nurses off in English because she didn't think they would understand her. :sheepish:
Now, can you tell me more about the "mute girls of the burro"?? :eek:
I guess my family doesn't know not to bother me on Tuesday nights during AR. Two sons stopped over, one twice. The other son phoned. And two of the daughters called. I think it was a conspiracy. :wink: An intervention maybe. :pbpt:
I was feeling so safe at Crosby this year. Was it all a conspiracy by the real mass murderer to make us feel secure?
All this serial killer/ Scream talk has taken our friendships and trusts to a new level- I'm completely freaked to be in the woods at night with any of yah now!! :eek:
Would you believe that was written by Johnny Mercer? The same fellow that wrote Moon River? :chagrin:
It's one of the songs I remember my sisters playing on our phonograph when I was a little girl. That and The Old Lamp Lighter are the two that I can pretty much sing word for word.
I think he dances in the History of the World Part II.
I just thought it was a joke musical from The Producers.
Gotta buy another pop now.
thanks for giving Timmers so many hugs cm, otherwise he may have killed me in my dreams! or in Mounds Park!!!
 :sheepish:
If anyone was gonna kill all of us at the Wild game, it wouldnt have been Tim....
it would have been that mexican janitor that called mappy a dumb white guy.....
he would have been the least likely suspect...
the news interviews him and all he has to say is: "I have no idea what happened, I got a report that there was some popcorn on the floor, and I came in here to clean up, and found all these bodies"
Only he'd say it in spanish... and i'm too tired to think about translating it right now....
hehe
hombre blanco mudo
1. You can never have sex. big no-no... sex = death
(this one doesnt apply to us so much, because im pretty sure nobody had sex at the hockey game)
2. No drugs or alchohol. Its the sin factor... its a sin... its an extension of #1....
(this would be the one that got us... because im pretty sure we all drank that night)
3. Never ever, under any circumstances say: "I'll be right back", because you wont be back.
(i'm pretty sure that almost everyone said that at one point that night.... before going to the bathroom, or going to buy drinks.. etc, so even if #2, didnt get you, surely you voilated this rule, and therefore would have been slaughtered)
also..... lets not forget some other important facts learned from this movie...
- when you think he/she is dead...the killer always comes back for one last scare
- movies dont create psycho's.... they just make the psycho's more creative
- if you're going to kill the snoopy news reporter... just do it, dont stand there and talk crap to her unconscious body....
- if you have someone trapped in the kitchen, that you and/or your accomplice has the intention of killing, dont turn your back on him/her, and then set your gun on the counter, to deal with something else....
not even for a split second....
- garage doors can be useful weapons too....
- if you have a celebrity that a bunch of people will recognize, when they see your flick (I.E. The Fonz), everyones gonna suspect him, at first.... but its probably a safe bet that it aint gonna be them.
(I know we didnt have any celebrities there with us, but we can count Joe Soucheray in this lil ditty, just for the hell of it)
I'm sure theres more stuff.... but thats all the ones I can think of right now.... important stuff to ponder....
next week, class... I'll talk about what you should learn from Scream 2, and from Scream 3....
That would be cool...
I had about 8 years worth of spanish, in my 4 years of highschool....
my grandpa on my moms side, was italian, so he used to teach me stuff... the two languages are a lot alike...
also had 4 years of german....
and got to practice it with either of my grandmas while they were still living....one was german, and one as norwegian.....
It comes in handy when you find yourself in a spot and people are talking shit about you. I can't get all of it but enough gets through to get the point.
I was at Wal-Mart and a couple of the workers were standing around in the electronics section, talking a buncha sexist crap about some females that were shopping there....
so I said to them... en espanol....basically, that if they didnt shut the hell up, and get back to work, I'd report them to a manager.....
:cool:
you should have seen how fast they split up and went in opposite directions....
She told the nurses, (the only way a woman literally giving birth could), what she thought of them talking smack about her because they thought she couldn't understand them.
americano embarazado de la grasa estúpida
:eyeroll:
muchachas mudas del asno
Now, can you tell me more about the "mute girls of the burro"?? :eek:
 :grin:
I just seen that the info on my DVR says tonights episode is from 2001! What gives?
All this serial killer/ Scream talk has taken our friendships and trusts to a new level- I'm completely freaked to be in the woods at night with any of yah now!! :eek:
I got a gal who's mighty sweet
Big blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosabelle Magee
And she tips the scales at three-o-three
Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began
One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A comin' around the other way over the mountain
A comin' around the other way
It's one of the songs I remember my sisters playing on our phonograph when I was a little girl. That and The Old Lamp Lighter are the two that I can pretty much sing word for word.