we have a meter for mail and we get calls from the post office if we put it in todays mail with yesterdays date stamped on it. But its alright if we stamp it tomorrow and put it in todays mail. ??
as for the 'rose garden' - funny - my mom and I were just sitting in the kitchen, not 30 minutes ago, she says 'God never promised us a rose garden' ... I said 'yeah, but it would be nice to get a at least a couple roses once in a while' :frown: :neutral:
optional - Green chilis (can), 1 cup salsa, and you can stretch this recipe out by adding more velveeta, nacho cheese soup, or cheddar cheese soup. Note; Do Not skip the cream of mushroom soup (even if you don't like it) it adds a different flavor that makes it different from other nacho dip. I get alot of compliments on it. :pbpt:
34.... Sometimes you just shake your head and wonder what happened to the last 10 years. I don't feel 34. OK physically I feel 62, but emotionally I feel 27. Could we just stay in our 20's forever? :eyeroll:
I dont recall where you were talking your birthday, but.... be glad they arn't saying your now old enough to get your boobies squashed!!!! I got to hear that from the dr last week!
A friend of mine was getting overwhelmed as we all do this time of year, with shopping, wrapping, cooking, etc. So she asked her husband to stop at Wal-Mart on his way home from work and get 4 things she needed for around the house - toilet paper, paper plates, soap, and tin foil.
So her husband comes home after going to Wal-Mart and what has he bought? A Belt Sander and a box of condoms. :neutral: So my friend after being stunned silent for about 10 seconds asks "Did you forget about the stuff I told you to get?" He replies "No, It was on the other side of the store and I didn't feel like walking all the way over there to get it."
After 30 seconds of my friend trying not to have a stroke she calmly asks "So you purposely didn't get things I asked you to, and you somehow bought yourself some condoms thinking you are going to get laid at this point?"
After another 30 seconds of silence and blank stares from her husband, he calmly picked up his car keys went out to the car and went to the closest grocery store and bought the items. :goofy:
Free parking my ass. I might have promised you a rose garden but never free parking. I'm having my own problems getting heated parking where I am.
And Tim - The cleaners probably just don't like you. You'll have to say more to them other than "Speak English you friggen alien!" :angry:
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how about some free parking?
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who's brad anyway?
as for the 'rose garden' - funny - my mom and I were just sitting in the kitchen, not 30 minutes ago, she says 'God never promised us a rose garden' ... I said 'yeah, but it would be nice to get a at least a couple roses once in a while' :frown: :neutral:
I will accept my rose at any time CM! :wink:
PM's Roses
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1 lb of ground beef (brown and drain)
2 cans of Nacho Cheese Soup
1 can of Cheddar Cheese Soup
1 can Cream of Mushroom Soup
1 can of Hormel Chili with Beans
1/2 block of Velveeta (cubed)
1 cup of milk (to thin)
Instead of adding the 1 1/4 cup of water, substitute 1 can of cherry pie filling. It really makes chocolate cake moist and nummy.
1 yellow cake mix
1 11 oz can of mandarin oranges with juice
4 eggs
1/2 cup oil
Topping:
12 oz cool whip
1 small can of crushed pineapple
1 box of Vanilla instant pudding
Keep cake refrigerated.
Happy Birthday, tater!
34.... Sometimes you just shake your head and wonder what happened to the last 10 years. I don't feel 34. OK physically I feel 62, but emotionally I feel 27. Could we just stay in our 20's forever? :eyeroll:
I'll get back to you after I shovel that foot of snow they're predicting. :worried:
I hate it when that happens.
I haven't had the displeasure of that yet. I wonder if they make a press big enough for mine? Heyoooo :wink:
My mom is so funny, every year she says the same thing.... "Well I got my tits squished and my twat checked." :eek: :confused: :chagrin: :lipsealed:
A friend of mine was getting overwhelmed as we all do this time of year, with shopping, wrapping, cooking, etc. So she asked her husband to stop at Wal-Mart on his way home from work and get 4 things she needed for around the house - toilet paper, paper plates, soap, and tin foil.
So her husband comes home after going to Wal-Mart and what has he bought? A Belt Sander and a box of condoms. :neutral: So my friend after being stunned silent for about 10 seconds asks "Did you forget about the stuff I told you to get?" He replies "No, It was on the other side of the store and I didn't feel like walking all the way over there to get it."
After 30 seconds of my friend trying not to have a stroke she calmly asks "So you purposely didn't get things I asked you to, and you somehow bought yourself some condoms thinking you are going to get laid at this point?"
After another 30 seconds of silence and blank stares from her husband, he calmly picked up his car keys went out to the car and went to the closest grocery store and bought the items. :goofy:
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