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KITCH

her cell phone??

:eek:
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 3:37 PM Permalink
KITCH

her lingerie?
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 3:38 PM Permalink
Clue Master

her virginity?
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 3:47 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Not in this vicinity :wink:
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 4:15 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Kitch was close.

I found a cell phone.
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 6:45 PM Permalink
OT

You found me2's cell phone??
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 6:59 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

no. I found someone elses cell phone. I was driving home from home depot and went around a corner and a cell phone came off my roof and landed on my winsheild wiper. I called the number that said "home" and gave it back to them. It just reminded me of me2's phone. Sorry me2. :frown:

They said they lost it 2 hours ago and someone must have found it in the lot and put it on my car. They were on my way home so I dropped it off. There were only about 5 numbers in it, so I figured Home was a good one to try.
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 7:15 PM Permalink
OT

Lucky them! Could have landed in the street and gotten run over.
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 7:19 PM Permalink
OT

I have a sad cell phone story. A guy I knew was riding his bike and had a heart attack and died. The person who found him happened to recognize him as the father of one of his friends. My friend had his cell phone on him and the kid found his friend's work number on it and had to call him and tell him what happened. :frown:
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 7:22 PM Permalink
OT

But I still love Christmas!
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 7:23 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I was hoping to get me2 going a little, but she wasn't even here to enjoy it. :frown:

Too bad some one wasn't kind enough to call her and give it back. They probly racked up all kinds of minutes on it calling 1-976-loveme2 :eek:
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 7:32 PM Permalink
Tatergirl

I found someone's cell phone once.... :wink:

Careless hunters.
Fri, 12/16/2005 - 8:10 PM Permalink
Clue Master

:wink: :pbpt:
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 12:24 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Coolers Rock! :smile:

It's just my way of meeting new Cooler Heads Tates :ooh:
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 12:25 AM Permalink
me2

ahhh- I thought maybe for some odd reason you did find my phone since you were there that night-maybe you pocketed it :wink:

I found a mans cellphone last Saturday downtown by the library- he came to my work and picked it up on Tuesday -
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 8:18 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Nope. I would have returned it if I stole it. Now cigarette lighters are a different story. (back when I smoked)
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 8:38 AM Permalink
me2

speaking of .... When I took my mom and sis to the airport the other day, they didn't allow her to bring her lighters on board.
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 8:40 AM Permalink
KITCH

good.....
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 8:42 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

they don't want no shoe fires.
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 8:46 AM Permalink
me2

it was probably wise knowing my mom -hehe
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 9:05 AM Permalink
OT

Did I ever tell you about the time I forgot I had cherry bombs in my purse when I went to pick up my Mom back when you could still go down to the gates?? :eek: That sure got their attention, even before 9/11.

Or the time my Mother thought she was funny when they were using the scanner thing on her and said something like, "You'd better check my cane. I have a gun hidden in there"!!
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 9:22 AM Permalink
me2

my christmas foil candywrappers set off the handscanner last week at a government building
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 9:25 AM Permalink
Tatergirl

That's hilarious....... Of course there probably are a few crazies that think they could blow up a plane with cherry bombs.

I wouldn't joke about the cane/gun thing - I'm sure the CIA probably has some--- you know the James Bond thing.
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 1:15 PM Permalink
Tatergirl

That's because of that Shoe bomber -- the only reason he couldn't set off the explosives in his shoe is cuz his matches were giving off a smell that alerted other passengers to what he was doing..... and apparrantly the wick/ignition was damp and wouldn't light.

It's kind of scary.... they just stopped someone 2 weeks ago, their shoes tested positive for explosives.
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 1:19 PM Permalink
OT

They actually agreed to hold the cherry bombs for me until I had picked up my Mom. Last time I looked, they were illegal in Minnesota!

And the Mom and her cane thing? I was horrified! I figured they were going to tackle her and hustle her down to security and she'd miss her flight...or worse! :worried: But after they paused a minute they kind of chuckled and let us through. So I guess if you're in your 90's you have a better chance of clearing security even if you announce you have a gun. :eyeroll:
Sat, 12/17/2005 - 1:20 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

That will get you arested and interogated for 6 months with out charges or a trial now days! Good 'ol patriot act!
Sun, 12/18/2005 - 6:34 AM Permalink
me2

ARES-you have egram!!!!!

please call me!
Sun, 12/18/2005 - 10:30 AM Permalink
me2

ok ares- nevermind- problem solved

---no thanks to YOU! :wink:

I needed to spend more time with my daughter so I hired her to caddy - -- same thing :smile:
Sun, 12/18/2005 - 8:38 PM Permalink
me2

7 WAYS TO BE ANNOYING ON CHRISTMAS

1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."

2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.

3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in any of the reindeer games.

4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."

5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.

6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.

7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:

'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop, all you get is the snowman's poop!'
Sun, 12/18/2005 - 8:53 PM Permalink
mucluck

5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.

My girlfriend does that every year....
Mon, 12/19/2005 - 6:48 AM Permalink
Clue Master

They're right. I paid $15 for mine. You should go to the Hallmarks and see if they have a display model. Don't even ask if it's for sale. Just remove it and bring it to the counter.
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 6:15 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Oh, I just noticed that that's you in the top bid. Good luck
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 6:16 PM Permalink
me2

I know their sold out- Ive been to a few stores-and kohls-- oooh is that the thing you were talking about that you were glad to get? I didn't know what you were talking about the other day and since you shop at that Walmart place I figured it was something CHEAP! :eek: :wink: --- I collect Hallmarks and Chris Radkos
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 7:11 PM Permalink
Clue Master

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That's the exact ornament we got. We collect them too and had to get that one.
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 7:17 PM Permalink
OT

I collected the Peanuts characters when they had them several years ago. They hang in a prominent place on my tree. So cute!
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 7:31 PM Permalink
me2

yup, got them too- cool!

I just opened a ceramic 10' Bumble putting a star on a Christmas tree that I got last week .... I didn't know it lights up- I love a suprise! BONUS! Next I want the 18 inch high fluffy one that roars.
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 7:41 PM Permalink
Clue Master

10 feet! COOL!
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 7:57 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Hey Heat Miser - They're playing our song on Leno right now!
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 9:35 PM Permalink
Clue Master

IÂ’m Mr. White Christmas

IÂ’m Mr. Cool.

IÂ’m Mr. Icicle

IÂ’m Mr. 10 below

Friends call me Clue Miser

Whatever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch!

IÂ’m too much

( chorus )He's mister white christmas

He's mister snow

He's mister icicle

He's mister ten below

Friends call me Clue Miser

Whatever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch!

IÂ’m too much

I never wanna know a day

ThatÂ’s over 40 degrees.

IÂ’d rather have it 30,20 then 5.

“ Let It Freeze!”

( chorus )He's mister white christmas

He's mister snow

He's mister icicle

He's mister ten below

Friends call me Clue Miser

Whatever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch!

IÂ’m too much

IÂ’m Mr. green Christmas

IÂ’m Mr. Sun.

IÂ’m Mr. Heat Blister

IÂ’m Mr. One Hundred and one

They call me Heat Miser

Whatever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch.

IÂ’m too much!

( chorus ) He's mister heat miser

He's mister sun

He's mister heat blister

He's mister one hundred and one

They call me Heat Miser

Whatever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch.

(chorus) he's too much

I never wanna know a day

ThatÂ’s under 60 degrees.

IÂ’d rather have it

“80, 90, 100 degrees! “

( chorus ) He's mister heat miser

He's mister sun

He's mister heat blister

He's mister one hundred and one

They call me Heat Miser

Whatever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch.

I'm too much

(chorus) too much!
Tue, 12/20/2005 - 9:41 PM Permalink
me2

I was hoping to find the cd that has all the Rankin-Bass music on it- but havnt seen anything like that anywhere- yesterday I wanted to bring my dvds to work just so I could listen to the music-
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 7:23 AM Permalink
me2

you don't watch leno! blasphemy!
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 7:24 AM Permalink
Clue Master

My tape of Letterman was over and NBC happened to be on the box. I instantly taped it when I heard our tune. :smile:

You're right tho. I don't watch Leno for nothin
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 7:40 AM Permalink
me2

I know I'm right

I'm usually right-

coke & walmart suck :wink:
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 7:43 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Why you little... :angry:
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 7:44 AM Permalink
me2

I had a dream recently that I moved into a brownstone type house - the person had coke glasses all over on display as well as played ac/dc 24/7. I can handle some ac/dc but I'm a pepsi girl
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 7:45 AM Permalink