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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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zephyrus

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?


well... okay, if you insist...

:pbpt:
Thu, 09/28/2006 - 4:36 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

dirty boy!
Fri, 09/29/2006 - 8:04 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Anybody going to The Who? Tix on presale now.
Fri, 09/29/2006 - 9:21 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I might have to go to this.

Godsmack with Guest Breaking Benjamin

Roy Wilkins Auditorium at St. Paul RiverCentre

St Paul, MN

Sat, 11/04/06

On Sale Sat, 09/30/06
Fri, 09/29/2006 - 2:26 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

breaking benjamin rocks! I saw them open for 3 doors down in 2003.
Fri, 09/29/2006 - 3:37 PM Permalink
Clue Master

That sounds awesome! I haven't heard that yet. I'm sure I'll go to that one. Godsmack rocks! I have all their stuff.

Drunk chicks love Sully :smile:

Fri, 09/29/2006 - 5:57 PM Permalink
me2

icky yucky gotee

BB is wonderful mmmmmmmmmmmm
Fri, 09/29/2006 - 7:04 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Penny and I are definatly going. Tickets are in the mail!
Sun, 10/01/2006 - 3:00 PM Permalink
KITCH

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

You know its kinda hard just to get along today

Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway

He may not have a clue, and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don't deflate, play it straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gonna play the field, keep it real

For you know a way, for you know a way

So if you don't break, just over compensate

At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabees

Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice

Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass

But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lilly ass!

So don't deflate, play it straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gonna play the field, keep it real

For you know a way, for you know a way

So if you don't break, just over compensate

At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake

The world loves wannabes

Hey, hey, do the trendy thing!

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done

He asks for a 13, but they drew a 31

Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip

But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trick

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

So don't deflate, play it straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

Gonna play the field, keep it real

For you know a way, for you know a way

So if you don't break, just over compensate

At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake

The world needs wannabes

The world loves Wannabes

Let's get some more wannabes

Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

DAMN THING STUCK IN MY HEAD...
Mon, 10/09/2006 - 12:48 PM Permalink
KITCH

JUST THIS PART

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
Mon, 10/09/2006 - 12:49 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

good song to be stuck yer head anyways.
Mon, 10/09/2006 - 1:36 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Not as bad as...

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,

Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,

And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail

Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,

Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,

Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys

Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.

One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more

And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,

Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.

Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,

So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea

And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
Mon, 10/09/2006 - 3:52 PM Permalink
KITCH

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.

He sat in the meadow just shaking his...

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick.

Their feet in the water their hands on their...

Marbles and playthings and at half past four.

There came a young lady she looked like a...

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass.

She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck.

She said she was learning a new way to...

Bring up her children so they would not spit.

While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt.

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock

He looked like a man with a sizeable...

Home in the country with a big fence out front

If he asked her politely she'd show him her...

Little pet dog who was subject to fits

And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...

Small tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she'd bend over and suck on his...

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch

And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself!
Mon, 10/09/2006 - 6:44 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Nice :smile:
Tue, 10/10/2006 - 8:20 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Just watched A Prairie Home Companion. If this doesn't win the Oscar for best soundtrack I don't know what will. It totally had an O' Brother feel to it. This was my favorite tune they sang. There were plenty of them to say the least.

My Minnesota Home

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkjhnCRqDF0

Way down upon that old Mississippi River,

Not that far away

That's where I hope to live forever,

That's where I'm going to stay.

I've traveled 'cross the whole creation

Ten years and more

Right here I found my satisfaction

Down by the river shore.

All of the world, it is so sad and weary,

Everywhere I roam.

Oh mama, how I missed the prairie,

And my Minnesota home.

I walked along the Danube

Watched the tide come in on the Thames

Floated on the Hudson, the Columbia

Had a picnic by the Seine

All the world it is a world of rivers

Flowing to the sea

And here on the banks of the Mississippi

Is the place for me.

http://aprairiehomecompanionmovie.com/
Fri, 10/13/2006 - 10:06 PM Permalink
me2

thats on my list of movies to buy--- along with Walk the Line .... and No Time For Cold Feet :wink:
Sat, 10/14/2006 - 4:54 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Anybody hear that new beer tune on 93X? It sounds like it's a commercial at first then it kicks in. All about beer.

Beer

Beer

Beer

 :smile:

Who's it by? I can't seem to find any lyrics yet.
Mon, 10/23/2006 - 6:42 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I plan on making that my new myspace-profile song pretty soon here....

the band would be Psychostick, and the song is called "BEER!"

my favorite part is when the guy goes "Uh... dude? I think you've had enough" and then the lead singer cuts back in with a death-metal sounding "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

http://www.psychostick.com
http://www.myspace.com/psychostick
Tue, 10/24/2006 - 8:19 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I like beer 'cuz it is good

I drink beer because I should

If there was a song to sing

I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad

'cuz the beer it makes me glad

Now there's nothing left to say

So lets go drink beer

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

... AND STUFF

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

Let's go drink some BEER!!!

When its warm it taste's real crappy

But cold beer will make me happy

When I throw up on the floor

I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb

It are go good with pizza

now that we have drunk some beer

lets go drive a car

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

....AND STUFF

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

BEER IS GOOD

let's go drink some BEER!!!

"uh dude?... I think you've had enough"

....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO DRINK SOME BEER!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, WHEEEE!!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, WHEEEE!!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am...

(burp)
Tue, 10/24/2006 - 8:48 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That's the tune!

Way good lyrics.

Thanks Nick.

Heh
Tue, 10/24/2006 - 9:23 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

It sounds like something I woulda made up, while hanging out at a bar, or at Shooters while playing pool or something.
Tue, 10/24/2006 - 9:30 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That's why I see it becoming popular.
Tue, 10/24/2006 - 11:47 AM Permalink
Clue Master

On the flipside, I stumbled across this awesome band tonight. Sigur Rós . It's a bit like Floyd, Enigma and Coldplay. They're out of Iceland. Here's a link to the video section of their web site. Each of these music videos are oddly beautiful in their own way. Give them a try. You won't be disappointed.

http://sigur-ros.co.uk/media/dldvideo.php
Tue, 10/24/2006 - 11:25 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I heard of them a few years back. I think Radiohead were a huge fan of theirs. Their songs than mainstream pop, and it's strange not being able to figure out what the words are or mean,but the songs have this beautiful quality to them which makes them easy to listen to.
Wed, 10/25/2006 - 4:21 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

yup yup :smile:

someone posted that video-link on the Faygoluvers.net message board...

You'd probably like "Bowling Balls" if you can still find the DVD/CD anyplace, or the video online...

Its basically a 15-20 minute long music video/horror movie (think Thriller - only with blood, and a couple of deranged clowns) that ICP filmed a couple of years ago....
Wed, 10/25/2006 - 10:25 AM Permalink
KITCH

My grandma and your grandma

Were sittin' by the fire.

My grandma told your grandma

"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

Chorus:

Hey now! Hey now!

Iko, Iko, unday

Jockamo feeno ai nan?

Jockamo fee nan?

Look at my king all dressed in red Iko, Iko, unday.

I betcha five dollars he'll kill you dead

Jockamo fee nan?

Chours

My flag boy and your flag boy

Were sittin' by the fire.

My flag boy told your flag boy

"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

Chorus

See that guy all dressed in green ?

Iko Iko unday

He's not a man He's a lovin' machine.

Jockamo fee nan?

Chorus x 2

Fade to end
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 1:15 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

I hate that friggin song. I just read the first 2 lines and went..

oh no.. if I continue - it will be stuck in my head all day long.
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 2:05 PM Permalink
KITCH

BEEN STUCK FOR A WHILE NOW IN MINE
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 2:07 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

the only thing I know that song from, is the opening part of "Rainman"
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 2:50 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

I've now been singing... the little red riding hood song. (preparing for Saturday night)

Sam - the - Sham

Owoooooooo!

Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?

Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,

You sure are looking good.

You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

Listen to me.

Little Red Riding Hood

I don't think little big girls should

Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.

Owoooooooo!

What big eyes you have,

The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.

So just to see that you don't get chased

I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.

They're sure to lure someone bad.

So until you get to grandma's place

I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on

Until I'm sure that you've been shown

That I can be trusted walking with you alone.

Owoooooooo!

Little Red Riding Hood

I'd like to hold you if I could

But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.

Owoooooooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.

Little Red Riding Hood

Even bad wolves can be good.

I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.

Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place.

Little Red Riding Hood

You sure are looking good

You're everything that a big bad wolf could want.

Owoooooooo! I mean baaaaaa! Baaa?
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 4:42 PM Permalink
KITCH

interesting...

its the final song in "little vampires"
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 6:34 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Thanks! Those were pretty cool! What a better way to think of combat, than with Slayer :smile: Kinda makes ya all warm and fuzzy inside...

:smile:
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 6:49 PM Permalink
Clue Master

You guys reminded me of this classic

Dance, Dance, Dance

By: Steve Miller, J & B Cooper

My grandpa, he's 95

And he keeps on dancin'

He's still alive

My grandma, she's 92

She loves to dance

And sing some, too

I don't know

But I've been told

If you keep on dancing

You'll never grow old

Come on darling

Put a pretty dress on

We're gonna go out tonight

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long

I'm a hard working man

I'm a son of a gun

I've been working all week in the noon day sun

The wood's in the kitchen

And the cow's in the barn

I'm all cleaned up and my chores are all done

Take my hand, come along

Let's go out and have some fun

Come on darling put a pretty dress on

We're gonna go out tonight

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long

Pick on

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long

Come on darling, don't look that way

Don't you know when you smile

I've got to say you're my honey pumpkin lover

You're my heart's delight

Don't you want to go out tonight

You're such a pretty lady

You're such a sweet girl

When you dance it brightens up my world

Come on darling put a pretty dress on

We're gonna go out tonight

And dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 6:50 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I love that song!

Now if you could explain this song to me I would be greatly appreciated...

All will be revealed before the next move

All will be revealed before the next move

Gimme some juice and let me blow

Tell that joker where to go

Gimme some air and let me breathe

Wake me when itÂ’s time to leave

I was a beatnik

A shark tooth fin and a chevrolet

A wild boy takes it all the way

No more charlie itÂ’s my throat

Send the bell-boy for my coat

I was a beatnik

All will be revealed before the next move

All will be revealed before the next move

I got to see you one more time

Show you to a friend of mine

Poor white man on an asian beat

An exis kid with a graceful streak

I was a beatnik

No more from charlie

No more from cole

No more expresso

I was a beatnik

All will be revealed before the next move

All will be revealed before the next move

No more expresso...
Thu, 10/26/2006 - 7:01 PM Permalink
me2

I've got to say you're my honey pumpkin lover

hehehe I love that
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 8:58 AM Permalink
Clue Master

You're such a pretty lady

You're such a sweet girl
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 9:26 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Three Days Grace - "Pain"

Pain, without love

Pain, I can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

You're sick of feeling numb

You're not the only one

I'll take you by the hand

And I'll show you a world that you can understand

This life is filled with hurt

When happiness doesn't work

Trust me and take my hand

When the lights go out you will understand

Pain, without love

Pain, I can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Pain, without love

Pain, I can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Anger and agony

Are better than misery

Trust me I've got a plan

When the lights go off you will understand

Pain, without love

Pain, I can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Pain, without love

Pain, I can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing

Rather feel pain

I know (I know, I know, I know, I know)

That you're wounded

You know (You know, you know, you know, you know)

That I'm here to save you

You know (You know, you know, you know, you know)

I'm always here for you

I know (I know, I know, I know, I know)

That you'll thank me later

Pain, without love

Pain, can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Pain, without love

Pain, I can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Pain, without love

Pain, I can't get enough

Pain, I like it rough

'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Rather feel pain than nothing at all

Rather feel pain
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 9:29 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I know they repeated that verse over and over but it looks even longer in print. Every time I hear that tune it reminds me of all the 80's tunes that would repeat themselves over and over so it would stick in your head. :eyeroll:
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 9:41 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I cant f'n wait til December 2nd!

Guns N' Roses - "You Could Be Mine"

I'm a cold heartbreaker

Fit ta burn and I'll rip

your heart in two

An I'll leave you lyin' on the bed

I'll be out the door before ya wake

It's nuthin' new ta you

'Cause I think we've seen that movie too

'Cause you could be mine

But you're way out of line

With your bitch slap rappin'

And your cocaine tongue

You get nuthin' done

I said you could be mine

Now holidays come and then they go

It's nothin' new today

Collect another memory

When I come home late at night

Don't ask me where I've been

Just count your stars

I'm home again

'Cause you could be mine

But you're way out of line

With your bitch slap rappin'

And your cocaine tongue

You get nuthin' done

I said you could be mine

You've gone sketchin' too many times

Why don't ya give it a rest

Why

Must you find

Another reason to cry

While you're breakin' down my back n' I been rackin' out my brain

It don't matter how we make it

'Cause it always ends the same

You can push it for more mileage

But your flaps r' wearin' thin

And I could sleep on it 'til mornin'

But this nightmare never ends

Don't forget to call my lawyers

With ridiculous demands

An you can take the pity so far

But it's more than I can stand

'Cause this couchtrip's gettin' older

Tell me how long has it been

'Cause 5 years is forever

An you haven't grown up yet

You could be mine

But you're way out of line

With your bitch slap rappin'

And your cocaine tongue

You get nuthin' done

I said you could be mine

You should be

You could be mine

Yeah!
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 9:57 AM Permalink
Clue Master

It's So Easy Lyrics

I see your sister in her Sunday dress

She's out to please

She pouts her best

She's out to take

No need to try

She's ready to make

It's so easy, easy

When everybody's tryin' to please me baby

It's so easy, easy

When everybody's tryin' to please me

Cars are crashin' every night

I drink n'drive everything's in sight

I make the fire

But I miss the firefight

I hit the bull's eye every night

It's so easy, easy

When everybody's tryin' to please me baby

Yeah it's so easy, easy

When everybody's tryin' to please me

So easy

But nothin' seems to please me

It all fits so right

When I fade into the night

See me hit you

You fall down

I see you standin' there

You think you're so cool

Why don't you just

Fuck off

Ya get nothin' for nothin'

If that's what ya do

Turn around bitch I got a use for you

Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do

And I'm bored

It's so easy, easy

When everybody's tryin' to please me baby

It's so easy, easy

When everybody's tryin' to please me

So easy

But nothin' seems to please me

It all fits so right

When I fade into the night

So come with me

Don't ask me where 'cause I don't know

I'll try ta please you

I ain't got no money but it goes to show

It's so easy

So fuckin' easy

It's so easy

So damn easy

It's so easy

So fuckin' easy

It's so easy

Oh,so easy

It's so easy

So fuckin' easy

It's so easy

Yea
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 10:01 AM Permalink
Clue Master

HeH

Turn around bitch I got a use for you

Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do

And I'm bored
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 10:01 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

thats gonna be a good month for live music....

Twisted Sister - 12/1 @ The Myth

Guns N' Roses with special guest - Sebastian Bach - 12/2 @ Target Center

Aerosmith & Motley Crue - 12/7 @ Target Center

still need to knock down November though -

Godsmack - 11/4 @ Roy Wilkins

Red Hot Chili Peppers - 11/5 @ Xcel (SOLD OUT!)

Alice In Chains - 11/13 @ First Avenue

Hopefully i'm still alive and/or not deaf by January....

It'd be nice to be able to hit that Foo Fighters & Bob Dylan show this Sunday, but that'll be impossible...

I heard the Foo Fighters are supposed to be doing an all acoustic set.
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 10:15 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I know - but no $ to enjoy such a line up :frown: :frown:
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 10:29 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

don't forget Loan Denied on 12/31 :sillygrin:
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 11:09 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I dont have money either...

or a job for that matter....
Fri, 10/27/2006 - 11:13 AM Permalink