I couldn't either. That is until I seen this super funny ass movie. And his version of the joke is one of the best if not THE best because it's coming from him. You definitely need to rent this thing if you can handle crude funny ass humor. Well worth it! I'm a changed man.
Although I still can't stand Full House or the earlier Funniest Home Video reruns.
I'll see if I can find a couple of versions of the joke and post them in the unmod thread
A guy walks into a talent agency and tells the agent "I have an act that will knock your socks off." "Okay," the agent replies:
And off we go :smile: :grin: :sillygrin: :goofy:
The Aristocrats (also known as The Debonaires or The Sophisticates in some tellings) is an exceptionally transgressive dirty joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. Steven Wright has likened it to a secret handshake among comedians, and it is seen as something of a game in which those who tell it try to top each other in terms of shock value. It is rarely told the same way twice, often improvised, and was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. It is thought of as a badge of honour among expert comedians and is notoriously hard to perform successfully.
Also FYI I just got a phish email regarding Microsoft's daylight savings updates (since the clever minds at the DOE decided to change the daylight savings time rules effective this march). Don't follow the email instructions, if you want to know what to do for the new DST, go to microsoft's website, get it from the source.
Kool Kitch - I love to go - I think it is fun and have gone almost every time the past few years. I was hoping the were for Sat. but then I looked at them :frown: and saw the date
In an effort to improve techological innovation and hunting, I used my work to our advantage!
I scheduled a 30 person conference call starting at 11:15 tonight, figuring that instead of us all having a paper pauper, we can all have the clue read to us at the same time, so even if you don't get it yourself, at least a cooler will get it.
If you want the info - let me know. Also, if we can get a couple of paper peeps that'd be awesome to call in.
I was thinking of going to the paper too. To help relieve Muckey, and whoever, for breaks. Let me know if I am better served at the paper or in the park :eyeroll:
One of my uncles is having a birthday/retirement party at a place on W. 7th, so im going to hitch a ride, downtown from there, afterwards - to the paper, and meet up with my ride, and get the clue.
He's pretty cool when he swears and stuff, in movies...
He was a dork on full-house, and americas funniest videos though....
I couldn't either. That is until I seen this super funny ass movie. And his version of the joke is one of the best if not THE best because it's coming from him. You definitely need to rent this thing if you can handle crude funny ass humor. Well worth it! I'm a changed man.
Although I still can't stand Full House or the earlier Funniest Home Video reruns.
The Aristocrats
he starts ripping on him for being there for weed....
A guy walks into a talent agency and tells the agent "I have an act that will knock your socks off." "Okay," the agent replies:
And off we go :smile: :grin: :sillygrin: :goofy:
The Aristocrats (also known as The Debonaires or The Sophisticates in some tellings) is an exceptionally transgressive dirty joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. Steven Wright has likened it to a secret handshake among comedians, and it is seen as something of a game in which those who tell it try to top each other in terms of shock value. It is rarely told the same way twice, often improvised, and was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. It is thought of as a badge of honour among expert comedians and is notoriously hard to perform successfully.
http://www.math.pitt.edu/~bard/bardware/classes/channel/
My name was going to be &&&&&& & &&&&& :smile:
TONIGHT
2 for 1s
Matty B's
7:30 to clue time
just for the cooler crew --- so show your support and drop in for a drink!
I coulda used that last night, if I wouldnt'v had to drive.
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/timezone/dst2007.mspx
Just would hate to see anyone victimized over something that the phishers are taking advantage of.
Let me know - I'll bring them tonight
Glad someone can use them.
YA...FEW YEARS BACK...I WENT....THAN WENT DOWN TO DROVERS....AND DRANK BEER ALL NIGHT LONG WITH THE BOYS....(THEY STAY THERE)
I'm heading out of work in about an hour to huntBecky and Dom should be out there shortly.
Is the fire still going in the pit? Should I bring some wood?
In an effort to improve techological innovation and hunting, I used my work to our advantage!
I scheduled a 30 person conference call starting at 11:15 tonight, figuring that instead of us all having a paper pauper, we can all have the clue read to us at the same time, so even if you don't get it yourself, at least a cooler will get it.
If you want the info - let me know. Also, if we can get a couple of paper peeps that'd be awesome to call in.
LAST NITE IT WAS OUT AT ABOUT 11:02
BUT HOW DO I NOT BURN UP A TON OF MY MINS. ON MY PHONE??
WITH "LETTERS' ON IT...
SO WE CAN SAY...GO TO SPOT "F"
OR 5 FEET SOUTH OF SPOT "C"
You have to burn up some minutes, but you get the clue with everyone.
I'VE AN IDEA..
LEELABEL
MUCKY
DIGGING
(KITCH ???)
SHOULD BE ENUFF
One of my uncles is having a birthday/retirement party at a place on W. 7th, so im going to hitch a ride, downtown from there, afterwards - to the paper, and meet up with my ride, and get the clue.
SO THOSE THAT EVEN 50 BACK GOT THE CLUE ABOUT 5MINS. LATER.
If I already did, thanks again.