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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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mrmnmikey

I knew that one. We sang that in grade school and I still remember the lyrics.
Sat, 02/03/2007 - 7:49 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

The Old Man Down The Road



He take the thunder from the mountain, he take the lightning from the sky,

He bring the strong man to his begging knee, he make the young girl's mama cry.

You got to hidey-hide, you got to jump and run;

You got to hidey-hidey-hide, the Old Man is down the road.

He got the voices speak in riddles, he got the eye as black as coal,

He got a suitcase covered with rattlesnake hide, and he stands right in the road.

You got to hidey-hide, you got to jump up run away;

You got to hidey-hidey-hide, the Old Man is down the road.

Aaah!

He make the river call your lover, he make the barking of the hound,

Put a shadow 'cross the window, when the Old Man comes around.

You got to hidey-hide, you got to jump and run again;

You got to hidey-hidey-hide, the Old Man is down the road.

The Old Man is down the road.

Aaah!

You got ta, you got ta, you got ta, hidey-hidey-hide!
Sat, 02/03/2007 - 7:54 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Down on The Corner



Early in the evenin',

just about supper time,

over by the court house

they're starting to unwind.

Four kids on the corner,

trying to bring you up.

Willy picks a tune out,

and he blows it on the harp.

Down On The Corner

out in the street.

Willy and the poor boys are playin'

bring a nickel

tap your feet.

Rooster hits the washboard

and people just got smile,

Blinky thumps the gut bass,

and solos for a while.

Poorboy twangs the rythm out

on his kalamazoo

Willy goes into a dance

and doubles on kazoo.

Down On The Corner

out in the street.

Willy and the poor boys are playin'

bring a nickel

tap your feet.

Down On The Corner

out in the street.

Willy and the poor boys are playin'

bring a nickel

tap your feet.

You don't need a penny,

just to hang around,

but if you've got a nickel,

won't you lay your money down?

Over on the corner

there's a happy noise.

People come from all around

to watch the magic boy.

Down On The Corner

out in the street.

Willy and the poor boys are playin'

bring a nickel

tap your feet.

Down On The Corner

out in the street.

Willy and the poor boys are playin'

bring a nickel

tap your feet.

Down On The Corner

out in the street.

Willy and the poor boys are playin'

bring a nickel

tap your feet.

Down On The Corner

out in the street.

Willy and the poor boys are playin'

bring a nickel

tap your feet.
Sat, 02/03/2007 - 7:56 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Born on The Bayou



Now, when I just was a little boy,

standin to my Daddy's knee,

my poppa said "Son, don't let the man get you

and do what he done to me."

I can remember the fourth of July,

runnin' through the backwood bare.

And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin',

chasin' down a hoodoo there,

chasin' down a hoodoo there.

Born on the Bayou

Born on the Bayou

Born on the Bayou

Wish I was back on the Bayou,

rollin' with some Cajun Queen.

Wishin' I where a fast freight train,

just a chooglin' on down to New Orleans.

Born on the Bayou

Born on the Bayou

Born on the Bayou

I can remember the fourth of July,

runnin' through the backwood bare.

And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin',

chasin' down a hoodoo there,

chasin' down a hoodoo there.

Born on the Bayou

Born on the Bayou

Born on the Bayou
Sat, 02/03/2007 - 7:58 PM Permalink
lilslim

All that singin' Mikey- you should be at the Vulcan dance.
Sat, 02/03/2007 - 8:27 PM Permalink
zephyrus

So.... Is this a hurry-up-and-get-to-church-the-devil-is-gonna-get-ya song?
Sun, 02/04/2007 - 7:49 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I cry every time I see this in the movie

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, Lord, yes

Oh, yes, my soul, my soul says yes

If I were you, I would say yes, speak, Lord. Speak to me.

Oh, Speak, Lord. Won't you speak to me?

I was so blind, I was so lost until you spoke to me

Oh, speak, Lord. Speak, Lord. And hear my mind,

Oh, with your word, heal my soul

Oh, speak, Lord. Speak to me. Speak, my Lord.

I love you, Lord. Save my soul

Can't sleep at night and you wonder why

Maybe God is trying to tell you something

Crying all night long, something's gone wrong

Maybe God is trying to tell you something

Oh, you can't sleep at night and you sure wonder why

Maybe god is trying to tell you something

Trying, trying, trying, trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying

Maybe God is trying to tell you something

Maybe God is trying to tell you something

Maybe God is trying to tell you something

Maybe God is trying to tell you something

Lord, He's got to tell you something

Lord, He's got to tell you something. I hear you, Lord

Maybe God is trying to tell you right now, right now

I'm gonna praise your name

I praise your name

Speak to me, Lord

Maybe God is trying to tell you something right now, right now,

Right now

Thank you, Lord

Maybe God is trying to tell you something right now

Right now, right now. Thank you, Lord..."
Sun, 02/04/2007 - 7:56 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I cry every time I see this in the movie


what movie is that from?

If you can admit to crying to that movie... I can admit to being pissed off for 3 days after the dude didn't go back with Sandra Bullocks Character in this movie...
Sun, 02/04/2007 - 8:00 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I shoulda been, but it didn't work out :frown: :frown: :frown:
Sun, 02/04/2007 - 8:07 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Watched the end of this classic tonight.

Song: THE ROSE LYRICS



Some say love it is a river

that drowns the tender reed

Some say love it is a razer

that leaves your soul to blead

Some say love it is a hunger

an endless aching need

I say love it is a flower

and you it's only seed

It's the heart afraid of breaking

that never learns to dance

It's the dream afraid of wakingthat never takes the chance

It's the one who won't be taken

who cannot seem to give

and the soul afraid of dyingthat never learns to live

When the night has been too lonely

and the road has been too long

and you think that love is only

for the lucky and the strong

Just remember in the winterfar beneath the bitter snows

lies the seed

that with the sun's love

in the spring

becomes the rose
Sun, 02/04/2007 - 9:46 PM Permalink
KITCH

Rodeo Song Lyrics

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck

Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

And it's alamande left and alamande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn gook ya know

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's alamande left and alamande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage god damn gook ya know

Piss me off fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck

and i dont give a fuck cause im off to the rodeo

And it's alamande left and alamande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn gook ya know

Piss me off fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's alamande left and alamande right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn gook ya know

Piss me off fuckin' jerk get on my nerves
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 5:39 AM Permalink
ares

sarah sang that one at our wedding.
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 11:07 AM Permalink
me2

it took me a minute to get it ....only cause I was there..... HAHA! funny
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 11:35 AM Permalink
me2

BWAH!!!!

mouth just fell to the floor!

hey now, I love my mommy.

but...that would be funny
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 11:36 AM Permalink
me2

I love it when you guys are big softies!! :sheepish: :cool:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 11:42 AM Permalink
KITCH

:wink: :smile: :sillygrin: :sillygrin: :goofy:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 11:45 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Janis Joplin - "Mercedes Benz"





Oh Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,

So Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a color TV ?

Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.

I wait for delivery each day until three,

So oh Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a color TV ?

Oh Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a night on the town ?

IÂ’m counting on you, Lord, please donÂ’t let me down.

Prove that you love me and buy the next round,

Oh Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!

Oh Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,

So oh Lord, wonÂ’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

ThatÂ’s it!
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:03 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

thats one of my favorites of hers....
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:03 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

http://www.jr.com/JRProductPage.process?Product_Id=4079791&JRSource=googlebase.datafeed.ION+ITTUSB

Yay! My Christmas present came today! Backordered for months

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! See the first USB Turntable for converting your old vinyls directly to CD or MP3 with the included Recording Software (No special Drivers needed!). It includes Audacity software for Mac/PC for recording and a trial of Bias Soundsoap 2 for cleaning and restoring vinyl quality. In addition, the ION iTTUSB turntable also has line level Output for connecting to any home Stereo with CD or auxiliary (AUX) inputs. It is compatible with any software that supports USB Audio input sound cards.



Critical reviewers are correct -- the software isn't completely intuitive, but it works fine and the customer support people actually answer the phone and can get you going pretty quickly. Also true -- you're getting a copy of your existing record, pops and hiss and all. I actually find that kind of charming -- I hadn't realized how much I missed that little sound when the needle hits the vinyl! (I suspect many people who've been around long enough to actually HAVE vinyl in need of conversion will find the imperfection weirdly appealing and nostalgic.) Also quite true -- you're better off buying the CD if you can. However, a lot of my most-beloved albums either never made it to CD, or are now out of print and prohibitively expensive. "Planes Trains & Automobiles" anyone? "Pacific Ocean Blue"? "EB84"? Why spend upwards of $100 to get the CD, when you can transfer your existing LP in under an hour? Ah...Paul Hyde & the Payolas, Rumblefish soundtrack, Jules Shear "Watch Dog".... I transferred all my legacy vinyl and sold the unit to a guy at work, but even though I had no more use for it, I almost kept it just because it's so cool.
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:22 PM Permalink
OT

Very cool!
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:25 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

w00t!

gotta dig around in the basement. looks like somehow I can do 78s too!
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:28 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Sweet!
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:29 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Neato :cool:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:35 PM Permalink
OT

Ginchy! :cool:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:43 PM Permalink
ares

what's vinyl? :smile:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:44 PM Permalink
Thomas Funari

Now they just need to make some of the DJ programs recognize it for use scratching. :smile:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 12:46 PM Permalink
lilslim

Saturday night on Sirius they had a G'n'R triple threat... "Sweet Child O' Mine" "November Rain" and my personal fave:



Shed a tear 'cause I'm missing you

I'm still alright to smile

Girl, I think about you every day now

Was a time when I wasn't sure

But you set my mind at ease

There is no doubt you're in my heart now

Said woman take it slow

It'll work itself out fine

All we need is just a little patience

Said sugar make it slow

And we'll come together fine

All we need is just a little patience

(inhale) Patience...

Ooh, oh, yeah

Sit here on the stairs

'Cause I'd rather be alone

If I can't have you right now, I'll wait dear

Sometimes, I get so tense

But I can't speed up the time

But you know, love, there's one more thing to consider

Said woman take it slow

Things will be just fine

You and I'll just use a little patience

Said sugar take the time

'Cause the lights are shining bright

You and I've got what it takes to make it

We won't fake it, Oh never break it

'Cause I can't take it

...little patience, mm yeah, ooh yeah,

Need a little patience, yeah

Just a little patience, yeah

Some more pati... (ence, yeah)

I've been walking these streets at night

Just trying to get it right (Need some patience, yeah)

It's hard to see with so many around

You know I don't like being stuck in a crowd (Could use some patience, yeah)

And the streets don't change but maybe the name

I ain't got time for the game

'Cause I need you (Patience, yeah)

Yeah, yeah well I need you

Oh, I need you (Take some patience)

Whoa, I need you (Just a little patience is all we need)

Ooh, this ti- me....
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 3:41 PM Permalink
lilslim

LMAO I had to stop and re-read since this post was right after the "rodeo song" lyrics. :sillygrin:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 3:43 PM Permalink
KITCH

LONG STORY....BUT A 6 YR OLD CAN LEARN LYRICS EXTREMELY FAST...

..HOPE SHE DOENSN'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW.. :sheepish:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 3:48 PM Permalink
lilslim

Reminds me of yesterday when my EIGHT year said to my TEN year old "I HATE YOU! You have sex with boys AND CATS"!

Cats? Where do they learn this crap?

Were my kids looking at your 'puter too Kitch?
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 3:57 PM Permalink
KITCH

UMMM.....

THINKING LIKE A LITTLE BOY...

WHAT'S ANOTHER NAME OF A CAT???

NOT TABBY.
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 4:02 PM Permalink
lilslim

Socks? Mittens?

:goofy: :goofy: :goofy:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 4:04 PM Permalink
OT

I was going to post the lyrics to a naughty song my son-in-law and some nephews sing around the camp fire. But when I looked up the lyrics I realized just how naughty they are! :worried:

There's something to be said for not being able to hear too clearly. :chagrin: :goofy:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 4:34 PM Permalink
KITCH

ODDS ARE...I KNOW THE SONG...
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 4:38 PM Permalink
KITCH

Barnicle Bill The Sailor

Who's that knocking at my door? (3X)

Said the fair young maiden.

It's only me from over the sea, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

So open the door you fucking whore, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

I drink my whiskey when I can,

For whiskey is the life of man

I drink it from an old tin can...said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

I'll come down and let you in (3X)

Said the fair young maiden

So hurry before I bust in the door,said B.B. the S.

I just got laid and I want some more, said B.B. the S.

I'm newly come upon the shore,

And this is what I'm looking

for A jade, a maid, or even a whore, said B.B. the S.

Will you take me to the dance? (3X)

Said the fair young maiden.

Screw the dance and drop your pants,said B.B. the S.

I'll fuck you when I have the chance, said B.B. the S.

I'll fuck you once, I'll bugger you twice,

Then try a different kind of vice

It may be fun, but it isn't nice, said B.B. the S.

What if my parents should come home? (3X)

Said the fair young maiden.

I'll kill your Pa and fuck your Ma, said B.B. the S.

And then I'll give a loud huzzah, said B.B. the S.

So get into bed or it's on the floor,

'Cause whattya think I came here for

You're just another stinking whore, said B.B. the S.

Oh your whiskers scrape my cheeks (3X)

Said the fair young maiden.

I'm dirty and lousy and full of fleas, said B.B. the S.

I'll stick my mast in whom I please, said B.B. the S.

My flowing whiskers give me class,

The sea horses ate them instead of grass

If they hurt your cheeks, they'll tickle your ass! said B.B. the S.

What if we should have a girl? (3X)

Said the fair young maiden.

I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch, said B.B. the S.

For I come here to scratch my itch, said B.B. the S.

I fuck 'em warm, I fuck 'em cold,

I fuck 'em young, I fuck 'em old,

I don't care if they're shy or bold, said B.B. the S.

What if we should have a boy? (3X)

Said the fair young maiden.

I'll take him to sea, and he'll fuck like me, said B.B. the S.

He'll wind up on the gallows-tree, said B.B. the S.

So tuck your ankles behind your ears,

Shut up your mouth and dry your tears

I'm a leering, jeering privateer, said B.B. the S.

Oh when will we be wed? (3X)

Said the fair young maiden.

You foolish girl, It's nothing but sport, said B.B. the S.

I've got me a wife in every port, said B.B. the S.

Off I go on another tack,

To give some other fair maid a whack

But keep it oiled till I come back, said B.B. the S.
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 4:40 PM Permalink
KITCH

The Irish Drinking Song

Well, I stumble and toy around

I'm drunk and full of smoke

My wife tells me I've had enough

And said I'm sick get out

So I stumble down to Kelly's Pub

Across the edge of town

And I told the boys me story

And we have another round

Refrain:

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,

And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and...FIGHT

And Mary McGregor, well she was a pretty horro

She always greeted you with a smile

And never locked her door

And the day she died all the men in town wept

For Mary McGregor finally got some sleep

Refrain

Well I once loved a girl

A child untold

I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold

So now I sit standing here

Out in the pouring rain

I'll stumble down to Kelly's Pub

And cry away my pain
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 4:42 PM Permalink
KITCH

Song: THE BALLAD OF CURTIS LOWE LYRICS

well I used to wake the mornin

befor the rooster crowed

searchin for soda bottles to get my self some dough

brought em down to the corner

down to the country store

cash em in and give my money to a man named Curtis Lowe

old Curt was a black man with white curly hair

when he had a fifth of wine he didnot have a care

he used to own and old dobro used to play across his knee

I'd give old Curt my money he play all day for me

(chours)

play me a song Curtis Lowe Curtis Lowe

well I got your drinkin money tune up your dobro

people said he was useless them people all were fools

cuz Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues

he looked to be 60 maybe I was 10

momma used to whoop me

but I'd go see him again

I'd clap my hands, stomp my feet tryin to keep in time

well he'd play me a song or 2 then take another drink of wine

(chours)

play me a song Curtis Lowe Curtis Lowe

well I got your drinkin money tune up your dobro

people said he was useless but them people all were fools

cuz Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues

on the day old Curtis died nobody came to pray

old preacher said some words

they chucked him in the clay

well he lived a lifetime playin the black mans blues

and on the day he lost his life thats all he had to lose

(chours)

play me a song Curtie Lowe Curtis Lowe

I wish that you was here so everyone would know

people said he was useless but them people all were fools

cuz Curtis your finest picker to ever play the blues
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 4:46 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Song: THE BALLAD OF CURTIS LOWE LYRICS

One of their best songs, and I heard it live in the little theater next to the civic center. Ronnie could sing the blues.
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 5:29 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

nice choice....

thats one of my favorite songs to do, when we do karaeoke....

I love me some G'nR... :smile:
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 8:24 PM Permalink
Clue Master

WOW! That was great!

Prince owned that tune!
Mon, 02/05/2007 - 9:11 PM Permalink
Thomas Funari

Wow, we're getting some diverse lyrics in here.

I used to do patience. Now I've got someone else doing it so I can just come in on the backup. :smile: Once I pull myself out of the rotation when it gets too busy it's nice having 2 or 3 people that sing songs and let me do backup. :smile:
Tue, 02/06/2007 - 6:59 AM Permalink
KITCH

YA...SOMEDAY I'M GETTING AN IPOD...AND SOMEDAY I'LL GO BROKE LOADING IT WITH SONGS FROM THIS THREAD...
Tue, 02/06/2007 - 7:31 AM Permalink
KITCH

Artist/Band: Brooks Garth

Lyrics for Song: She's Every Woman

Lyrics for Album: Fresh Horses

She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice

A little crazy but it's nice

And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone

'Cause she'll rage just like a river

Then she'll beg you to forgive her

She's every woman that I've ever known

She's so New York and then L.A.

And every town along the way

She's every place that I've never been

She's makin love on rainy nights

She's a stroll through Christmas lights

And she's everything I want to do again

It needs no explanation

'Cause it all makes perfect sense

For when it comes down to temptation

She's on both sides of the fence

No it needs no explanation

'Cause it all makes perfect sense

When it comes down to temptation

She's on both sides of the fence

She's anything but typical

She's so unpredictable

Oh but even at her worst it ain't that bad

She's as real as real can be

And she's every fantasy

Lord she's every lover that I've ever had

And she's every lover that I've never had
Tue, 02/06/2007 - 7:56 AM Permalink
KITCH

Artist/Band: Wariner Steve

Lyrics for Song: Katie Wants a Fast One

Lyrics for Album: Faith in You

(Rick Carnes/Steve Wariner)

Ridin' down the road in her oldsmobile

Tappin on the floorboard bangin on the wheel

Punchin every button on the radio

But everythings too slow

Katie wants a fast one

Quicker than the last one

Only two times she gets that rush

Is makin tracks and kickin up dust

Katie wants a fast one you know shes gotta have one

Cause thats what makes her motor run

Katie wants a fast one

Tearin up the yard on the ridin mower

A neighbor yells Katie better go a little slower

Takin every corner up on two wheels

Is how she gets her thrills

Chompin' at the bit in the checkout line

Katies got a thing about wastin time

If she pulls up behind you in the car pool lane

Just get out of her way

Katie wants a fast one

Quicker than the last one

Only two times she gets that rush

Is makin tracks and kickin up dust

Katie wants a fast one you know shes gotta have one

Cause thats what makes her motor run

Katie wants a fast one
Tue, 02/06/2007 - 8:02 AM Permalink
Thomas Funari

pffft... Email me when you get that iPod.. We'll work something out to save you some $$$. :smile:
Tue, 02/06/2007 - 9:01 AM Permalink
lilslim

Kitch!? Are you too ethical to be a pirate??
Tue, 02/06/2007 - 10:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'M CHEAP...BUT 2 DAMN CHEAP TO BUY AN IPOD....HOLDING OUT FOR IPHONE :wink:
Tue, 02/06/2007 - 10:39 AM Permalink