Leisure Suit Lyrics and Video Lounge and PPWC Karaoke Bar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArhCKJIV4MU

neil young & grateful dead 2gethor...wow

Artist: Sonny and Cher Lyrics

Song: I Got You Babe Lyrics

HER: They say we're young and we don't know

We won't find out until we grow

HIM: Well I don't know if all that's true

'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

HIM: Babe

BOTH: I got you babe

I got you babe

HER: They say our love won't pay the rent

Before it's earned, our money's all been spent

HIM: I guess that's so, we don't have a pot

But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

HIM: Babe

BOTH: I got you babe

I got you babe

HIM: I got flowers in the spring

I got you to wear my ring

HER: And when I'm sad, you're a clown

And if I get scared, you're always around

HER: Don't let them say your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong

HIM: Then put your little hand in mine

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

HIM: Babe

BOTH: I got you babe

I got you babe

HIM: I got you to hold my hand

HER: I got you to understand

HIM: I got you to walk with me

HER: I got you to talk with me

I got you to kiss goodnight

I got you to hold me tight

I got you, I won't let go

I got you to love me so

BOTH: I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVtbFXm2E6Q

I loving looking up old video's on youtube..this rocks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYKUUAvdhz0

shaggy's video "angel"

w00t

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJMLXjutwI0

it wasn't me!

gdi you guys are nailing the tunes today

Oh Good! I was able to see the song go both ways... (good and bad) depending on how you looked at it. I saw her sad face and got worried real fast...

Glad to see it was all :smile: !

like i said. that song is bad bad bad. heard it way too much.

I never even heard of it.

me neither

I had heard of this though...

Here in my car

I feel safest of all

I can lock all my doors

It's the only way to live in cars

Here in my car

I can only receive

I can listen to you

It keeps me stable for days in cars

Here in my car

Where the image breaks down

Will you visit me please

If I open my door in cars

Here in my car

I know I've started to think

About leaving tonight

Although nothing seems right in cars

I like this one

Asked a girl what she wanted to be

She said baby, "Can't you see

I wanna be famous, a star on the screen

But you can do something in between"

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

I told a girl that my prospects were good

And she said baby, "It's understood

Working for peanuts is all very fine

But I can show you a better time"

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

I told that girl I can start right away

And she said, "Listen baby I got something to say

I got no car and it's breaking my heart

But I've found a driver and that's a start"

Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah (fade out)

GOODBYE TO LOVE

Words and Music by Richard Carpenter & John Bettis

I'll say goodbye to love

No one ever cared if I should live or die

Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by

And all I know of love is how to live without it

I just can't seem to find it

So I've made my mind up I must live my life alone

And though it's not the easy way

I guess I've always known

I'd say goodbye to love

There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine

Surely time will lose these bitter memories

And I'll find that there is someone to believe in

And to live for something I could live for

All the years of useless search

Have finally reached an end

Loneliness and empty days will be my only friend

From this day love is forgotten

I'll go on as best I can

What lies in the future is a mystery to us all

No one can predict the wheel of fortune as it falls

There may come a time when I will see that I've been wrong

But for now this is my song

And it's goodbye to love

I'll say goodbye to love

:frown:

Goodbye to Romance by the Ozzfather...

Yesterday has been and gone

Tomorrow will I find the sun

Or will it rain

Everybody's having fun

Except me, I'm the lonely one

I live in shame

I say goodbye to romance, yeah

Goodbye to friends, I tell you

Goodbye to all the past

I guess that we'll meet

We'll meet in the end

I've been the king, I've been the clown

Now broken wings can't hold me down

I'm free again

The jester with the broken crown

It won't be me this time around

To love in vain

I say goodbye to romance, yeah

Goodbye to friends, I tell you

Goodbye to all the past

I guess that we'll meet

We'll meet in the end

And I feel the time is right

Although I know that you just might say to me

What'cha gonna do

What'cha gonna do

But I have to take this chance goodbye

To friends and to romance

And to all of you

And to all of you

Come on now

I say goodbye to romance, yeah

Goodbye to friends, I tell you

Goodbye to all the past

I guess that we'll meet

We'll meet in the end

And the weather's looking fine

And I think the sun will shine again

And I feel I've cleared my mind

All the past is left behind again

I say goodbye to romance, yeah

Goodbye to friends, I tell you

Goodbye to all the past

I guess that we'll meet

We'll meet in the end

Ive been holding out so long

Ive been sleeping all alone

Lord I miss you

Ive been hanging on the phone

Ive been sleeping all alone

I want to kiss you

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh

Well, Ive been haunted in my sleep

Youve been starring in my dreams

Lord I miss you

Ive been waiting in the hall

Been waiting on your call

When the phone rings

Its just some friends of mine that say,

Hey, whats the matter man?

Were gonna come around at twelve

With some puerto rican girls that are just dyin to meet you.

Were gonna bring a case of wine

Hey, lets go mess and fool around

You know, like we used to

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Oh everybody waits so long

Oh baby why you wait so long

Wont you come on! come on!

Ive been walking in central park

Singing after dark

People think Im crazy

Ive been stumbling on my feet

Shuffling through the street

Asking people, whats the matter with you boy?

Sometimes I want to say to myself

Sometimes I say

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

I wont miss you child

I guess Im lying to myself

Its just you and no one else

Lord I wont miss you child

Youve been blotting out my mind

Fooling on my time

No, I wont miss you, baby, yeah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

Aaah aaah aaah aaah

and to make me feel like a man again...

Bound to violence

Gagged by pain

Drowned in self-regret

This grief is the sentence you face

Incomplete, youÂ’ve lost your way

Struggling with rationale

In a world so cold and bleak

How could this be a place for you?

Bound to violence

Gagged by pain

Drowned in self-regret

This grief is the sentence you face

YouÂ’re bound to violence

Bound, bound, bound to violence

Gagged, gagged, gagged by pain

Drowned, drowned in self-regret

And this grief

Bound to violence

Violence begets violence

Pain begets pain

Haunted by a dying hope

Subconsciously needing the agony

When will you face this?

Why do you run?

How will you ever heal

If youÂ’ve lost the ability to feel?

Bound to violence

Gagged by pain

Drowned in self-regret

This grief is the sentence you face

YouÂ’re bound to violence

Bound, bound, bound to violence

Gagged, gagged, gagged by pain

Drowned, drowned in self-regret

And this grief

and finally...

The Carpenters

Good Friends Are For Keeps

Hey now dont let your empty room ever get you down

You can fill the silence with a smile

And dont let the crowds on the street

Make you feel like you are just a stranger in town

If you feel happy,

Or if you wanna weep,

Or you wanna warm word before you sleep

Remember,

Good friends are forever

Good friends are forever

Good friends are for keeps

Good friends are forever

Good friends are forever

Good friends are for keeps

continuation from news thread:

"Take this man to prison," the man heard Herod say,

And then four squads of soldiers came and carried him away.

Chained up between two watchmen, Peter tried to sleep,

But beyond the walls an endless prayer was lifting for his keep.

Then a light cut through the darkness of a lonely prison cell,

And the chains that bound the man of God just opened up and fell,

And running to his people before the break of day,

There was only one thing on his mind, only one thing to say:

Angels watching over me, every move I make,

Angels watching over me!

Angels watching over me, every step I take,

Angels watching over me!

God only knows the times my life was threatened just today.

A reckless car ran out of gas before it ran my way.

Near misses all around me, accidents unknown,

Though I never see with human eyes the hands that lead me home.

But I know they're all around me all day and through the night.

When the enemy is closing in, I know sometimes they fight

To keep my fight from falling, I'll never turn away.

If you're asking what's protecting me then you're gonna hear me say:

Got His angels watching over me, every move I make,

Angles watching over me!

Angels watching over me, every step I take,

Angels watching over me....

Angels watching over me....

Angels watching over me.

Got His angels watching over me, every move I make,

Angels watching over me!

Angels watching over me, every step I take,

Angels watching over me!

Angels watching over me,

Angels watching over me,

Angels watching over me,

Angels watching over me!

That's refreshing to see :smile:

Thanks me2!

I was walking home from school on a cold winter's day

Took a shortcut through the woods and I lost my way

It was getting late and I was scared and alone

Then a kind old man took my hand and led me home

Mama couldn't see him, but he was standing there

But I knew in my heart, he was the answer to my prayers

Oh I believe there are angels among us

Sent down to us from somewhere up above

They come to you and me in our darkest hours

To show us how to live

To teach us how to give

To guide us with a light of love

When life dealt troubled times and had me down on my knees

There's always been someone there to come along and comfort me

A kind word from a stranger to lend a helping hand

A phone call from a friend just to say I understand

Ain't it kind of funny at the dark end of the road

Someone lights the way with just a single ray of hope

Oh I believe there are angels among us

Sent down to us from somewhere up above

They come to you and me in our darkest hours

To show us how to live

To teach us how to give

To guide us with a light of love

They wear so many faces

Show up in the strangest places

Grace us with thier mercy

In our time of need

Oh I believe there are angels among us

Sent down to us from somewhere up above

They come to you and me in our darkest hours

To show us how to live

To teach us how to give

To guide us with a light of love

I was headed for Bear on eye-one-oh, 'bout a mile outta shakey town.... :lipsealed:

(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck,

you got a copy on me Pigpen? C'mon.)

(Ah yeah, ten-four Pigpen, for sure, for sure.

By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.)

(Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the

front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth pullin logs

Cab over Pete with a reefer on

And a Jimmy haulin hogs

We's headed for bear on eye-one-oh

About a mile outta Shakeytown

I says Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck

And I'm about to put the hammer down

Coz we got a little old convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah we got a little old convoy aint she a beautiful sight

Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA

Convoy

(Ah, breaker,

Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?)

(Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so)

(Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)

By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all

But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf

And them bears 's wall to wall

Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear in the air

I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck

We about to go a-huntin' bear

Coz we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah we got a great big convoy aint she a beautiful sight

Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA

Convoy

(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?)

(Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're still too close.

Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses.

Mercy's sakes you better back off another ten)

Well we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all of our swindle sheets

And left 'em sittin' on the scales

By the time we hit that Shi town

Them bears was a-gettin' smart

They bought up some reinforcements

From the Illinois National Guard

There's armoured cars and tanks and jeeps

And rigs of every size

Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears

And choppers filled the skies

Well we shot the line

We went for broke

With a thousand screaming trucks

And eleven longhaired friends of Jesus

In a chartreuse microbus

(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?)

(Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster.

Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?)

(Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)

Well we laid a strip for the Jersey shore

Prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with bears

But I didn't have a doggone dime

I says Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck

We just aint gonna pay no toll

So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight

I says Let them truckers roll, ten-four

Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night

Yeah we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight

Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA

Convoy

(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA?

Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure.

Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here,

So keep your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail.

We'll catch you on the flip-flop.

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)

For Posen :wink:

I am way too young to even know about this movie... (or maybe not...)

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck

You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure

By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,

Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,

Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June

In a Kenworth, pullin' logs

Cabover Pete with a reefer on

And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh

'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town

I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night

Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way

We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA

Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck

Uh, you wanna back off them hogs

10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger

Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town

We had eighty-five trucks in all

But they's a road block up on the clover leaf

An' them bears 'as wall to wall

Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a bear-in-the-air

I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck

We about to go a huntin' bear

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night

Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way

We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA

Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?

Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close

Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses

Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four

Like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all a our swindle sheets

An' left 'em settin' on the scales

By the time we hit that Chi-Town

Them bears was a gittin' smart

They'd brought up some reinforcements

From the Illinois National Guard

There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps

An' rigs of every size

Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears

An' choppers filled the skies

Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke

With a thousand screamin' trucks

And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus

In a chartreusse microbus

Hey Sod Buster, listen

You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?

Yeah, he's haulin dynamite

He needs all the help he can git

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore

An' prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears

But I didn't have a doggone dime

I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck

We just ain't a gonna pay no toll

So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight

I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night

Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way

We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA

Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?

Omaha?!

Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure

Well mercy sakes alive good buddy

We gonna back on outta here

So keep the bugs off yer glass

An' the bears off yer... tail

We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side

We gone

Bye, Bye...

 :pbpt:

Jinx!

Funny!

Speaking of Omaha....

Artist/Band: Daniels Charlie

Lyrics for Song: Uneasy Rider

Lyrics for Album: A Decade of Hits

I was takin a trip out to L.A.

Toolin along in my cheverolet

Tokin on a number and diggin on the radio

Just as I crossed the Mississippi line

I heard that highway start to whine

And I knew that left rear tire was about to blow

Well the spare was flat and I got uptight

Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight

So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim

I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car

It was right in front of this little bar

Kind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop Inn

I stuffed my hair up under my hat

And told the bartender that I had a flat

And ywould he be kind enough to give me change for a one

There was one thing I was sure proud to see

There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me

He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone

I called up the station down the road a ways

He said he wasn't very busy today

And he could have somone out there in just about 10 minutes or so

He said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!"

And I didn't bother to tell the darn fool

That I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go

So I ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar

When some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this car

With the peace sign, the mag wheels and the four on the floor?"

He looked at me and I damn near died

And I decided that I'd just wait outside

So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door

Just when I wthought I'd get outta there with my skin

These 3 big dudes come strollin in

With one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth

Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight

In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night

Especially when there was three of them and only one of me

I was almost to the door when the biggest one

Said, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!"

And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneath

They all started laughin and I felt kinda sick

And I knew I better think of something pretty quick

So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee

Now he let out a yell that'd curl yer hair

But before he could move I grabbed me a chair

And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a fairly dangerous man!"

"You may not know it but this man is a spy.

He's a undercover agent for the FBI

And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"

He was still bent over holdin on to his knee

But everybody else was looking and listening to me

And I laid it on thicker hand heavier as I went

"He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!

I betchya he's even got a commie flag

tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.

He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,

He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

"Would you believe this man has gone as far

As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.

And he voted for George McGovern for President."

They started lookin real suspicious at him

He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!

You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch

And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.

And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressed

But I didn't wait around to hear the rest

I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luck

When I hit the door I was making tracks

And they were just taking my car down off the jacks

So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up

Mario Andretti wouldda sure been proud

Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd

Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trott

Now I guess I should of gone ahead and run

But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun

Of chasing them all just once around the parking lot

I had them all out there steppin and fetchin

Like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin

then I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the cops got there

When I hit the road I was really wheelin

Had gravel flyin and rubber squeelin

And I didn't slow down till I was almost to Arkansas

I think I'm gonna reroute my trip

I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped

If I went to L.A., via Omaha

Zeph your not to YOUNG I AM But I think I know it because I drive truck lol!! you guys know there is a sec. verson to that song!!





Artist: C.w. Mccall

Album: Rubber Duck

Title: 'round The World With The Rubber Duck

[on the cb.]

Breaker, one-nine, this here's the duck again. you got a copy on me pig pen, c'mon? ah, negatory, pig pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one atlantic ocean. now listen, drop them hogs of

Omaha and get over here in a short, 'cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem.

Bears to the left; bears to the right

We didn't have no place to go.

They had us backed up clean to the shore,

And them cab-over petes don't float.

I says, "pig pen, i got me a good idea.

Them friends a' jesus gonna save us!

"so praise the lord and mister ford,

And follow that micra-bus, ten-four.

[now, imagine a bunch of rowdy pirates -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the chorus.]

[chorus]

Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucks

Gonna take a bath with a rubber duck

Yo ho ho, and a lots a' luck

'round the world with the rubber ducky!

Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales

Sank about a hunnert-and-ten of 'em

I says, "pig pen, they just didn't have no faith

"they definitely gone ten-seven."

By the time we got into that piccadilly town,

'bout half of 'em was lost at sea

I says, "break one-nine for a ten-thirty-three"

What we got was the cotton-pickin' bbc

[spoken, in a sorta british accent]

I say, fabersham. looks likes the americans have got themselves another bloody convoy.

[chorus]

Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucks

Gonna take a bath with a rubber duck

Yo ho ho, and a lots a' luck

'round the world with the rubber ducky!

[spoken, in the same sorta british accent]

Good heavens! look at them all! half of them are sinking in the thames! hello! some of our truck chaps are assisting them. good show, actually. oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.

Well, we crossed that channel like snakes on glass

And stormed the beach about dawn

I says, "grab your shifters and punch 13

"we all goin' truckin' on the autobahn.

"now, pig pen, this here's the ultimate slab

"'cause there goes a mercedes truck."

He says, "break one-three for the strudel machine

"ya just blew the doors off'n the duck. how 'bout it?"

[spoken, in a sorta german accent. a really bad german accent.]

Oh, zehn-vier, rubber duck. ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed limit on za autobahn is triple-nickels. you travel too schlow, rubber duck. we gonna see you around. we gone. wiede

N.

[if you know the song, then you can skip this note. if you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. during the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the backgroun

At they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters. no, i am not making this up. that's what they're singing.]

Well, we stopped for a coffee in west berlin

Dumb, dumb, dumb. this is

The british had hundred-mile tea

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

I says, "pig pen, from here on it's wall-to-wall bears."

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

Says, "bash the wall; we gonna see."

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Well, them big red bears must'a been in the bush

Dumb, dumb, dumb. this is

'cause we didn't see a one all day

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

So we raked up the leaves and we shook out the tree

Dumb, dumb, dumb. this is

'til they finally had something to say

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

You got it..

[spoken in a bad russian accent. a really bad... you know the rest.]

Comrade duck: you have been given until daybreak in murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the u. s. s. of r. you will copy!

[that 'dumb' chorus continues.]

Well, we shot them rigs through salt-mine city

Dumb, dumb

With a hammer and a sickle on down

Dumb, dumb

Then we hit the fan through the sea of japan

Dumb, dumb

Tooled into transistor town

Dumb, dumb

I says, "pig pen, this here must be the place,

Dumb, dumb

"'cause everybody's eatin' with sticks."

Dumb, dumb

He says, "ten-four, this here is cb land

Dumb, dumb

"'cause my channel knob just went crick."

Dumb, dumb

[spoken in a really bad japanese (fill in the blank)]

Ah so, lubba duck. you have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. we catch you on frip-frop. this one kamikaze ozzie; we gone. sayonara.

[chorus]

Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucks

Gonna take a bath with a lubba duck

Yo ho ho, and a rots a' ruck

'round the world with a lubba ducky!

[obviously, poritical collectness hadn't yet permeated the u. s. of a. :smile:]

[on the cb.]

Ah, ten-four, pig pen, what's your twenty? australia? mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but tasmanian devils and them q-alla bears. what's that? no double-nickel limit? we gonna be there in

Rt, pig pen. this here's the rubber duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like pruitt used'ta do it to it. we gone. 'bye-'bye.

Happy Valentine's Day!

My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet youre my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than greek

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

But dont change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine stay

Each day is valentines day

Is your figure less than greek

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

But dont you change one hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine stay

Each day is valentines day

OT - I loved that song the first time I heard Alabama sing it at the state fair. And I truly believe there are angels among us.

No doubt! :smile:

You and me

We used to be together

Every day together always

I really feel

I'm losing my best friend

I can't believe

This could be the end

It looks as though you're letting go

And if it's real,

Well I don't want to know

Don't speak

I know just what you're saying

So please stop explaining

Don't tell me 'cause it hurts

Don't speak

I know what you're thinking

I don't need your reasons

Don't tell me 'cause it hurts

Our memories

They can be inviting

But some are altogether

Mighty frightening

As we die, both you and I

With my head in my hands

I sit and cry

CHORUS

It's all ending

I gotta stop pretending who we are...

You and me

I can see us dying ... are we?

CHORUS



Don't Speak

When You Say Nothing At All

Alison Krauss & Union Station

It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart

Without saying a word you can light up the dark

Try as I may I could never explain

What I hear when you don't say a thing

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me

There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me

The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall

You say it best when you say nothing at all

All day long I can hear people talking out loud

But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd

Old Mr. Webster could never define

What's being said between your heart and mine

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me

There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me

The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall

You say it best when you say nothing at all

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me

There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me

The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall

You say it best when you say nothing at all

Angels Among Us by Alabama

Thanks for posting that, Mr.Med Hunter!

I love that song too. Especially when the children sing.

GLORIA GAYNOR

"I Will Survive"

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live

without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

And I grew strong

And I learned how to get along

and so you're back

from outer space

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door

just turn around now

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive

Oh as long as i know how to love

I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive (hey-hey)

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of my broken heart

and I spent oh so many nights

just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry

But now I hold my head up high

and you see me

somebody new

I'm not that chained up little person

still in love with you

and so you felt like dropping in

and just expect me to be free

and now I'm saving all my loving

for someone who's loving me

Go on now go walk out the door

just turn around now

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble

Did you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive

Oh as long as i know how to love

I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

For Bear.....

Kinks - Lola Lyrics

I met her in a club down in old Soho where they

drink

champagne and it tastes just like cherry

cola C-O-L-A

cola

she walked up to me and she asked me to dance

I

asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said

Lola

L-O-L-A Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

Well I'm not

the world's most physical guy

But when she sqeezed me

tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola la-la-la-la

Lola

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man

Oh my

Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well, we drank

champagne and danced all night

Under electric candle

light

She picked me up and sat me on her knee

and said

"dear boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm

not the world's most passionate guy,

but when I looked

in her eyes, well I almost fell for my

Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo

- la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo

lo lo lo Lo - la

I pushed her away

I walked to

the door

I fell to the floor

I got down on my knees

Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's

the way that I want it to stay

And I always want it to be

that way for my Lola

La-la-la-la Lola

Girl will be

boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up

shook up world except for Lola

La-la-la-la Lola

CHORUS #2:

Well I left home just a week before

And

I'd never ever kissed a woman before

But Lola smiled

and took me by the hand

And said "Dear boy, I'm gonna

make you a man"

Well I'm not the world's

most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad

that I'm a man

And so is Lola

La-la-la-la Lola

la-la-la-la Lola

Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

(ducking..)

For bear :smile:

Herman's Hermits

I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD





Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine

 There's somethin' special on my mind

 Last night I met a new girl in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah

 Somethin' tells me I'm into something good

 (Somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

She's the kind of girl who's not too shy

 And I can tell I'm her kind of guy

 She danced close to me like I hoped she would

 (she danced with me like I hoped she would)

 Somethin' tells me I'm into something good

 (Somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

We only danced for a minute or two

 But then she stuck close to me the whole night through

 Can I be fallin' in love

 She's everthing I've been dreamin' of

 She's everthing I've been dreamin' of

I walked her home and she held my hand

 I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand

 So I asked to see her next week and she told me I could

 (I asked to see her and she told me I could)

 Somethin' tells me I'm into something good

 (Somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

 (Somethin' tells me I'm into somethin', ahhh)

I walked her home and she held my hand

 I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand

 So I asked to see her next week and she told me I could

 (I asked to see her and she told me I could)

 Somethin' tells me I'm into something good

 (somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

 Somethin' tells me I'm into something good

 (somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

 To something good, oh yeah, something good

 (somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

 To something good, something good, something good

Lazy yellow moon comin up tonite,

Shinin thru the trees,

Crickets are singin and lightning bugs

Are floatin on the breeze

Baby get ready.....

Across the field where the creek turns back by the ole stump road

Im gonna take you to a special place that nobody knows

Baby get ready.....ooooooooooo

You and me going fishing in the dark,

Lying on our backs and counting the stars

Where the cool grass grows.

Down by the river in the full moon light,

Well be fallin in love in the middle of the night

Just movin slow...

Stayin the whole night thru, feels so good to be with you...

Spring is almost over and the summers come

And the days are gettin long

Waited all winter for the time to be right, just to take you along

Baby get ready.....

And it dont matter if we sit forever and the fish dont bite

Jump in the river and cool ourselves from the heat of the night

Baby get ready.....ooooooooooo.

Repeat the chorus (x3)

You and me going fishin in the dark!

for (afraid i'd get beat up if i say) :wink:

Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other Lyrics

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;

There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.

Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,

No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,

And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.

Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,

But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —

What did you think those saddles and boots was about?

There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his

brother,

Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,

And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.

Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,

But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —

That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.

There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his

brother;

There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.

Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,

And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:

When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister

Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —

Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;

There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his

brother;

There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

Anthrax

N.F.B. (Dallabnikufesin)

We fell in love at first sight

I can't explain the feelings

When I first saw you

We were so so happy

A life of love sweet honey child

You'll always be mine

But then I played the fool

I never meant to hurt you

Or sleep with all your friends

We reconciled we found ourselves

Our love was meant to be

Oh baby can't you see

You left me standing in the mud

Crying to myself

A heart so full of pain

But we fell in love again

This time forever

True love prevails over all

She got hit by a truck

Strutter

I know a thing or two about her

I know shell only make you cry

Shell let you walk the street beside her

But when she wants shell pass you by

Everybody says shes lookin good

And the lady knows its understood

Strutter

She wears her satins like a lady

She gets her way just like a child

You take her home and she says maybe, baby

She takes you down and drives you wild

Everybody says shes lookin good

And the lady knows its understood

Strutter

I know a thing or two about her

I know shell only make you cry

Shell let you walk the street beside her

But when she wants, shell pass you by

Everybody says shes lookin good

And the lady knows its understood

Strutter

Strutter

Strutter

I got a letter just the other day

She sent a picture, but she didn't sign her name

She wore high heels and a little black lace

I knew her body, but I couldn't see her face

She didn't leave a number, not an address or a clue

But something in that photograph reminded me of you

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

I got a call in the middle of the night

Heavy breathin' never sounded quite so nice

She said "Oh yeah, I wish that I was there"

I asked who was calling, but she wasn't playing fair

Sometimes you gotta suffer for the pleasure that you seek

You're beggin' for an eyeful but you only get a peek

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

I heard somebody knockin' so I opened up the door

She wore a hat, shades, and a trench coat

Wasn't wearin' that much more

She said she knew my secrets but I didn't have a clue

Then I saw those black lace panties and I knew that it was you

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

Let's put the X in sex

Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

Let's put the X in sex

Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

Baby, let's put the X in sex

Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

Let's put the X in sex

Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex

Baby, let's put the X in sex

I'm on my second drink

But I've had a few before...

I'm tryin' hard to think

And I think that I want you on the floor

Uh huh, yeah on the floor!

[Chorus]

Go on and take it off

(echo) Take it off!

You gotta shake it off baby, for me

C'mon and break me off

(echo) Break me off!

'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Need your love 1,2,3

Stop starin' at my D cup

Don't waste time, just give it to me

C'mon baby, just feel me up

C'mon, just give it up

[Chorus]

Go on and take it off

(echo) Take it off!

You gotta shake it off baby, for me

C'mon and break me off

(echo) Break me off!

'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Forget the application...

You're the right guy for the task

Let me take you on vacation

Just do it, you don't have to ask!

[Chorus]

Go on and take it off

(echo) Take it off!

You gotta shake it off baby, for me

C'mon and break me off

(echo) Break me off!

'Cause I get what I want and I like what I see

Take it off

(echo) Take it off!

Take it off baby, for me

Take it off

(echo) Take it off!

Take it off baby, for me.

Artist: Dion And The Belmonts

Song: When You Wish Upon A Star

When a star is born

They possess a gift or two

One of them is this

They have the power to make a wish come true

When you wish upon a star

Makes no difference who you are

Anything your heart desires will come to you

If your heart is in your dream

No request is too extreme

When you wish upon a star as dreamers do

Fate is kind

She brings to those who love

The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue

Fate steps in and sees you through

When you wish upon a star

Your dreams come true

ELVIS

A Boy Like Me, a Girl Like You

When a boy like me meets a girl like you

Then I must believe wishes come true

I just look at you and I touch your hand

And this ordinary world becomes a wonderland

There are many girls I have met before

But I pass them by because I knew

There would be this magic moment,

One to last a lifetime through

When a boy like me meets a girl like you

When a boy like me meets a girl like you

A MATTER OF LOVE

--as played by a secret musician

If you've been feelin' blue,

Hey, it's been the same for me.

Now I'm here with you,

And you're exactly what I need.

Put your defenses down.

Let me show you now

This heart to heart was meant to be.

And ev'ry thing about you feels so right.

I only want to have you in my life.

All I really had to see was somebody there for me.

And if we stay right here all night,

don't you know it's a matter of love.

Don't you know it's a matter of trust.

The connection between you and me,

can't you see it's a matter trust,

Matter of us,

Matter of love.

We got magic here;

It's the power of love, I know.

It's dancin' in the air,

And I can feel the feelin' grow.

Put your defenses down.

Let me hold you now,

And I won't ever let you go.

And ev'ry thing about you feels so right.

I only want to have you in my life.

All I really had to see was somebody there for me.

And if we stay right here all night,

don't you know it's a matter of love.

Don't you know it's a matter of trust.

Nothin's ever gonna separate us.

You and me, it's a matter of trust,

Matter of us,

Matter of love.

Put your defenses down.

Let me hold you now, and I won't ever let you go.

And ev'ry thing about you feels so right.

I only want to have you in my life.

All I really had to see was somebody there for me.

And if we stay right here all night,

don't you know it's a matter of love.

Don't you know it's a matter of trust.

The connection between you and me,

can't you see it's a matter of trust,

Matter of us,

Matter of love.

It's a matter of love.

---and now a fun song for me :smile:

Dyers Eve

(Hetfield/Ulrich/Hammet)

Dear Mother

Dear Father

What Is this Hell You Have Put Me Through

Believer

Deceiver

Day in Day out Live My Life Through You

Pushed onto Me What's Wrong or Right

Hidden from this Thing That They Call Life

Dear Mother

Dear Father

Every Thought I'd Think You'd Disapprove

Curator

Dictator

Always Cencoring My Every Move

Children Are Seen Bur Are Not Heard

Tear out Everything Inspired

Innocence

Torn from Me Without Your Shelter

Barred Reality

I'm Living Blindly

Dear Mother

Dear Father

Time Has Frozen Still What's Left to Be

Hear Nothing

Say Nothing

Cannot Face the Fact I Think for Me

No Guarantee,it's Life as Is

But Damn You for Not Giving Me My Chance

Dear Mother

Dear Father

You've Clipped My Wings Before I Learned to Fly

Unspoiled

Unspoken

I've Outgrown That Fucking Lullaby

Same Thing I've Always Heard from You

Do as I Say Not as I Do

Innocence

Torn from Me Without Your Shelter

Barred Reality

I'm Living Blindly

I'm in Hell Without You

Cannot Cope Without You Two

Shocked at the World That I See

Innocent Victim Please Rescue Me

Dear Mother

Dear Father

Hidden in Your World You've Made for Me

I'm Seething

I'm Bleeding

Ripping Wounds in Me That Never Heal

Undying Spite I Feel for You

Living out this Hell You Always Knew.

Wow..way to lighten up the moment! :eek: :wink: :asleep:

She asks me why

Why, I'm a hairy guy

I'm hairy noon and night

Hair that's a fright

I'm hairy high and low

Don't ask me why

(Cuz he) Don't know

It's not for lack of bread

Like the Grateful Dead

Darling

Gimme a head with hair

Long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming,

Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair

Shoulder length or longer

Here baby, there mama

Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair

Let it fly in the breeze

And get caught in the trees

Give a home to the fleas in my hair

A home for fleas

A hive for the buzzing bees

A nest for birds

There ain't no words

For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder

Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy

Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty

Oily, greasy, fleecy

Shining, gleaming, streaming

Flaxen, waxen

Knotted, polka-dotted

Twisted, beaded, braided

Powdered, flowered, and confettied

Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see

My eyes if you can

Then my hair's too short

Down to here

Down to there

Down to where

It stops by itself

No, never have to cut it 'cuz it stops by itself!

They'll be ga ga at the go go

When they see me in my toga

My toga made of blond

Brilliantined

Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it

Hallelujah I adore it

Hallelujah Mary loved her son

Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair

Against all odds...

How can I just let you walk away,

just let you leave without a trace

When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh

You're the only one who really knew me at all

How can you just walk away from me,

when all I can do is watch you leave

'cause we've shared the laughter and the pain

and even shared the tears

You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now,

oh there's just an empty space

And there's nothing left here to remind me,

just the memory of your face

Ooh take a look at me now,

well there's just an empty space

And you coming back to me is against all odds

and that's what I've got to face

I wish I could just make you turn around,

turn around and see me cry

There's so much I need to say to you,

so many reasons why

You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now,

well there's just an empty space

And there's nothing left here to remind me,

just the memory of your face

Now take a look at me now,

'cause there's just an empty space

But to wait for you, is all I can do

and that's what I've got to face

Take a good look at me now,

cos I'll still be standing here

And you coming back to me is against all odds

It's the chance I've gotta take

Take a look at me now