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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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OT

Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Back Seat

(Dee doody doom doom)

(Dee doody doom doom)

(Dee doody doom doom, DOOM)

Seven little girls sittin' in the back seat

Huggin and a'kissin with Fred

I said, why don't one of you come up and sit beside me

And this is what the seven girls said

(All together now, one, two, three)

(Keep you mind on your drivin')

(Keep you hands on the wheel)

(Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead)

(We're havin' fun sittin' in the back seat)

(Kissin' and a'huggin with Fred)

(Dee doody doom doom, dee doody doom doom)

(Dee doody doom doom, DOOM)

Drove through the town, drove through the country

Showed 'em how a motor could go

I said, how do you like my triple carburetor

And one of them whispered low

(All together now, one, two, three)

(Keep you mind on your drivin')

(Keep you hands on the wheel)

(Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead)

(We're havin' fun sittin' in the back seat)

(Kissin' and a'huggin with Fred)

(Dee doody doom doom, dee doody doom doom)

(Dee doody doom doom, DOOM)

Seven little girls smoochin' in the back seat

Every one in love with Fred

I said "you don't need me, I'll get off at my house"

And this is what the seven girls said

(All together now, one, two, three)

(Keep you mind on your drivin')

(Keep you hands on the wheel)

(Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead)

(We're havin' fun sittin' in the back seat)

(Kissin' and a'huggin with Fred)

All of them in love with Fred

(Dee doody doom doom)

Kissin' and a'huggin with Fred

(Dee doody doom doom)

Wish that I could be like Fred

(DOOM)
Sun, 04/15/2007 - 5:38 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit

Memories consume

Like opening the wound

I'm picking me apart again

You all assume

I'm safe here in my room

Unless I try to start again

I don't want to be the one

The battles always choose

'Cause inside I realize

That I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for

Or why I have to scream

I don't know why I instigate

And say what I don't mean

I don't know how I got this way

I know it's not alright

So I'm breaking the habit

I'm breaking the habit

Tonight

Clutching my cure

I tightly lock the door

I try to catch my breath again

I hurt much more

Than anytime before

I had no options left again

I dont want to be the one

The battles always choose

'Cause inside I realize

That I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for

Or why I have to scream

I don't know why I instigate

And say what I don't mean

I don't know how I got this way

I'll never be alright

So, I'm breaking the habit

I'm breaking the habit

Tonight

I'll paint it on the walls

'Cause I'm the one at fault

I'll never fight again

And this is how it ends

I don't know what's worth fighting for

Or why I have to scream

But now I have some clarity

to show you what I mean

I don't know how I got this way

I'll never be alright

So, I'm breaking the habit

I'm breaking the habit

IÂ’m breaking the habit

Tonight
Mon, 04/16/2007 - 3:26 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I can't believe John Lassiter and his JackFM had the guts to play I don't like Mondays just now. I know his lame station's tunes are all computer picked but that's the kind of shit that could happen. I complained to Cities 97 by mistake and they couldn't believe it either. Shows you how a cookie cutter station is run.
Mon, 04/16/2007 - 6:08 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I Don't Like Mondays Lyrics

Artist(Band):Boomtown Rats

The silicon chip inside her head

Gets switched to overload

And nobodyÂ’s gonna go to school today

SheÂ’s gonna make them stay at home

And daddy doesnÂ’t understand it

He always said she was good as gold

And he can see no reasons

'Cos there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down

The Telex machine is kept so clean

And it types to a waiting world

And mother feels so shocked

FatherÂ’s world is rocked

And their thoughts turn to their own little girl

Sweet 16 ainÂ’t that peachy keen

Now that ainÂ’t so neat to admit defeat

They can see no reasons

'Cos there are no reasons

What reasons do you need?

Oh Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot

The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down

And all the playing's stopped in the playground now

She wants to play with her toys a while

And school's out early and soon we'll be learning

And the lesson today is how to die

And then the bullhorn crackles

And the captain tackles

With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reasons

'Cos there are no reasons

What reason do you need to die, die?

Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like

I donÂ’t like (Tell me why)

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I donÂ’t like

I donÂ’t like (Tell me why)

I donÂ’t like Mondays

Tell me why

I don't like Mondays

I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down

:frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
Mon, 04/16/2007 - 6:11 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I like this monday tune..

tegan and sara - "Monday Monday Monday"

This week or last week

I don't really care about it anymore

I write myself this later

I tell myself you let me go

Without you

Oh what's wrong with you

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Your house or mine

I don't really care about it anymore

I close my eyes

I make myself unhappy so you'll go

Without me

Oh what's wrong with you

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Oh, and I

I say damn your mood swings

Damn your mood swings

Oh, and I

I say damn your moodswings

Damn your mood swings

I'm calling out

I don't really care for your city anymore

I spend the night

I lay awake and miss you when you go

Without me

Oh what's wrong with you

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Monday Monday Monday

Oh, and I

I say damn your mood swings

Oh, and I

I say damn your moodswings

Damn your mood swings

Oh, and I

I say damn your mood swings

Damn your mood swings

Oh, and I

I say damn your moodswings

Damn your mood swings
Mon, 04/16/2007 - 9:26 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Artist: The Mamas And The Papas Lyrics

Song: Monday, Monday Lyrics

Monday Monday, so good to me,

Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be

Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee

That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,

Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way

Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be

Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,

Every other day of the week is fine, yeah

But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes

You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,

Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be

Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee

That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,

Every other day of the week is fine, yeah

But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes

You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...
Mon, 04/16/2007 - 9:54 PM Permalink
diggin4it

See your mama and the candles and the tears and roses

I see your daddy walk his daughter down the isle

And my knees start to tremble as I tell the preacher

Don't she look beautiful tonight?

All the wonderful words in my head I've been thinkin'

Ya know I wanna say em all just right

I lift your veil and angels start singing

Such a heavenly sight

Lost in this moment with you

I am completely consumed

My feeling's so absolute

There's no doubt

Sealing our love with a kiss

Waited my whole life for this

Watching all my dreams come true

Lost in this moment with you

I smell the jasmine floatin' in the air like a love song

Watch my words draw sweet tears from your eyes

Bow our heads while the preacher talks to Jesus

Please bless this brand new life, yeah

Lost in this moment with you

I am completely consumed

My feeling's so absolute

There's no doubt

Sealing our love with a kiss

Waited my whole life for this

Watching all my dreams come true

Lost in this moment with you

Lost in this moment with you

I am completely consumed

My feeling's so absolute

There's no doubt

Sealing our love with a kiss

Waited my whole life for this

Watching all my dreams come true

Lost in this moment with you

Lost in the moment

In this moment with you

Lost in the moment

Lost in the moment

In this moment with you

Lost in the moment
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 8:14 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Staind - So Far Away

this is my life

its not what it was before

all these feelings i've shared

and these are my dreams

that i'd never lived before

somebody shake me

'cause i must be sleeping

now that we're here,

it's so far away

all the struggle we thought was in vain

all the mistakes,

one life contained

they all finally start to go away

now that we're here its so far away

and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive

and i'm not ashamed to be the person that i am today

these are my words

that i've never said before think i'm doing okay and this is the smile

that i've never shown before

somebody shake me 'cause i must be sleeping

now that we're here,

it's so far away

all the struggle we thought was in vain

all the mistakes,

one life contained

they all finally start to go away

now that we're here its so far away

and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive

and i'm not ashamed to be the person that i am today

i'm so afraid of waking

please don't shake me

afraid of waking

please don't shake me

now that we're here,

it's so far away

all the struggle we thought was in vain

all the mistakes,

one life contained

they all finally start to go away

now that we're here its so far away

and i feel like i can face the day i can forgive

and i'm not ashamed to be the person that i am today
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 9:33 AM Permalink
OT

Carole King~~ So Far Away

So far away

Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore

It would be so fine to see your face at my door

Doesn't help to know you're just time away

Long ago I reached for you and there you stood

Holding you again could only do me good

Oh, how I wish I could

But you're so far away

One more song about moving along the highway

Can't say much of anything that's new

If I could only work this life out my way

I'd rather spend it being close to you

But you're so far away

Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore

It would be so fine to see your face at my door

Doesn't help to know you're so far away

Traveling around sure gets me down and lonely

Nothing else to do but close my mind

I sure hope the road don't come to own me

There's so many dreams I've yet to find

But you're so far away

Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore

It would be so fine to see your face at my door

Doesn't help to know you're so far away
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 9:36 AM Permalink
diggin4it

HI OT - Hey I just got home and missed the show - do you know who got voted out of American Idol tonight?
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 6:14 PM Permalink
OT

Sanjaya's gone. It was time. But I think he's adorable! Final three were Blake, Lakisha and Sanjaya, so there wasn't much doubt he'd go tonight.
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 6:16 PM Permalink
diggin4it

Thanks! ... after last nights performances I was hoping it would go that way.

I agree....he has marketability...it's not the last we'll hear of him.
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 6:18 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

we're gonna see a super-group consisting of him and William Hung...
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 7:35 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Marilyn Manson - If I Was Your Vampire

6AM christmas morning

No shadows

No reflections here

Lie cheek to cheek in your cold embrace.

So soft and so tragic as a slaughterhouse

She pressed the knife against your heart

And say that 'I love you' so much you must kill me now.

I love you so much you must kill me now...

If I was your vampire

Slim as the moon

Instead of killing time

We'll have each other till the sun.

If I was your vampire

Death waits for no one.

Put my hands across your face

Because I think our time has come.

Digging your smile apart with my spade tongue

And the hole is where the heart is

We built this tomb together

I will fill it alone.

Beyond the pale

Everything's black no turning back

If I was your vampire

Slim as the moon

Instead of killing time

We'll have each other till the sun.

If I was your vampire

Death waits for no one.

Put my hands across your face

Because I think our time has come.

Blood stained sheets in the shape of your heart

This is where it starts

Blood stained sheets in the shape of your heart

This is where it starts

This is where it will end

Here comes the moon again.

Six nineteen and I know I'm ready.

Drive me off the mountain

You'll Burn and I'll eat your ashes.

Impossible we're seducing our corpse.

If I was your vampire

Slim as the moon

Instead of killing time

We'll have each other till the sun.

If I was your vampire

Death waits for no one.

Put my hands across your face

Because I think our time has come.

Beyond the pale

Everything's black no turning back

Beyond the pale

Everything's black no turning back

This is where it starts

This is where it will end

Here comes the moon again.

Here comes the moon again.

This is where it starts

This is where it will end

Here comes the moon again.

Here comes the moon again.

Here comes the moon again.

Here comes the moon again.
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 9:35 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I'm f'n loving his new stuff, man...

cant wait til that CD comes out, and they come here on tour again.
Wed, 04/18/2007 - 9:36 PM Permalink
Clue Master

New Manson!! Awesome! :cool:
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 1:12 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

still best line in a song

its all relative to the size of your steeply and you cant see the forest full of trees and you cant smell your own shit on your knees!!!!!!!!!
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:10 AM Permalink
diggin4it

We were born to mothers who smoked and drank

Our cribs were covered in lead based paint

No child proof lids, no seat belts in cars

Rode bikes with no helmets and still here we are, still here we are

We got daddy's belt when we misbehaved

Had three TV channels you got up to change

No video games and no satellite

All we had were friends and they were outside, playin' outside

It was a different life

When we were boys and girls

Not just a different time

It was a different world

School always started the same every day

The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray

Not every kid made the team when they tried

We got disappointed and that was all right, we turned out all right

It was a different life

When we were boys and girls

Not just a different time

It was a different world

No bottled water, we drank from a garden hose

And every Sunday, all the stores were closed

It was a different life

When we were boys and girls

Not just a different time

It was a different world

It was a different life

When we were boys and girls

Not just a different time

It was a different world

It was a different world
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 5:47 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

you can listen to that song here...

I've downloaded a couple of other ones off of bearshare, though....

normally I dont like to get new stuff before its out.... but I want new Manson..

http://www.myspace.com/marilynmanson

they're on tour over seas may-july.... but supposed to be doing a major US tour with Slayer, later this year.

the new MM logo is tight.
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 7:31 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Manson AND Slayer!! Holy Crap!! :eek:

I can't imagine what they're gonna call the tour. :smile:

Unfortunately Slayer already used the God Hates Us All tour name. :chagrin:
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 8:32 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Good riddance I say. He was absolutly horrendous!
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 1:35 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Bwaahh!
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 1:37 PM Permalink
OT

I didn't say he was good. :confused: I said I thought he was adorable. :cool: :goofy:
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:21 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I think he needs a haircut.
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:29 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Now it's Chris's turn.
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:30 PM Permalink
OT

Do you have a copy of your high school graduation picture anywhere? :cool:

I agree about Chris. Up until this week the judges sure have coddled him
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:36 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

I'm not a Kelly Clarkson fan.. but I like this, just heard it on sirius.. kinda 'angry' for a poptart.

Kelly Clarkson Never Again Lyrics

Never Again

I hope the ring you gave to her

Turns her finger green

I hope when youÂ’re in bed with her

you think of me

I would never wish bad things

But I donÂ’t wish you well

Could you tell

By the flames that burned your words

I never read your letter

Cause I knew what youÂ’d say

Give me that Sunday school answer

Try and make it all okay

Does it hurt

To know I'll never be there

bet it sucks

to see my face everywhere

It was you

Who chose to end it like you did

I was the last to know

you knew

exactly what you would do

DonÂ’t say

You simply lost your way

She may believe you

But I never will

Never again

If she really knows the truth

She deserves you

A trophy wife

Oh, how cute

Ignorance is bliss

But when your day comes

And heÂ’s through with you

And heÂ’ll be through with you

YouÂ’ll die together, but alone

You wrote me in a letter

You couldnÂ’t say it right to my face

Well, give me that Sunday school answer

Repent yourself away

Does it hurt

To know I'll never be there

bet it sucks to see my face everywhere

It was you

Who chose to end it like you did

I was the last to know

you knew

exactly what you would do

Don't say

You simply lost your way

they may believe you

But I never will

Never again

Never again will I hear you

Never again will I miss you

Never again will I fall to you

never

Never again will I kiss you

Never again will I want to

Never again will I love you

Never!

Does it hurt

To know I'll never be there

Bet it sucks

To see my face everywhere

It was you

Who chose to end it like you did

I was the last to know

you knew

exactly what you would do

DonÂ’t say

You simply lost your way

They may believe you

But I never will

I Never Will

I never will

Never again
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:43 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

This song was on the radio this morning... and I really liked it. I like the band, need to hear more of their stuff:

Artist: Secondhand Serenade

Album: Awake

Year: 2006

Title: Vulnerable



Share with me the blankets that your wrapped in

because its cold outside cold outside its cold outside

share with me the secrets that you kept in

because its cold inside cold inside its cold inside

and your slowly shaking finger tips

show that your scared like me so

let's pretend we're alone

and I know you may be scared

and I know were unprepared

but I don't care

tell me tell me

what makes you think that you are invincible

I can see it in your eyes that you're so sure

please don't tell me that I am the only one that's vulnerable

impossible

I was born to tell you I love you

isn't that a song already

I get a B in originality

and it's true I cant go on without you

your smile makes me see clearer

if you could only see in the mirror what I see

Lyrics

and your slowly shaking finger tips

show that your scared like me so

let's pretend we're alone

and I know you may be scared

and I know were unprepared

but I don't care

tell me tell me

what makes you think that you are invincible

I can see it in your eyes that you're so sure

please don't tell me that I am the only one that's vulnerable

impossible

slow down girl your not going anywhere

just wait around and see

maybe I am much more you never no what lies ahead

I promise I can be anyone I can be anything

just because you were hurt doesn't mean you shouldn't bleed

I can be anyone anything I promise I can be what you need

tell me tell me

what makes you think that you are invincible

I can see it in your eyes that your so sure

please don't tell me that I am the only one that's vulnerable

impossible
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:45 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

This one just kinda rocks.. put it as my song on my myspace..

I like the cheerleader - ness of it.. makes me want to get out my pom poms...

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend Lyrics

[Chorus]

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

I think you need a new one

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

No it's not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine

I want you mine

You're so delicious

I think about ya all the time

You're so addictive

Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?

(alright alright alright alright)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious

Hell yeah

I'm the mother (fucking) princess

I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

(I'm right I'm right I'm right)

She's like so whatever

You could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everyone's talking about!

[Chorus]

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

I think you need a new one

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

No it's not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me

And even when you look away I know you think of me

I know you talk about me all the time again and again

(and again and again and again)

So come over here, tell me what I want to hear

[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]

Better yet make your girlfriend disappear

I don't want to hear you say her name ever again

(And again and again and again!)

She's like so whatever

You could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everyone's talking about!

[Chorus]

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

I think you need a new one

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

No it's not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Cause I can, cause I can do it better

There's no other

So when's it gonna sink in

She's so stupid

What the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Cause I can, cause I can do it better

There's no other

So when's it gonna sink in

She's so stupid

What the hell were you thinking?

[Chorus]

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!

No way! No way!

I think you need a new one

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I know that you like me

No way! No way!

No it's not a secret

Hey! Hey! You! You!

I want to be your girlfriend

No Way No Way....
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 2:46 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I like Avril Lavigne

Here's one I was cranking in the car today and thought about IceMan and his recent gal probs.

[Eazy E]

Oh shit. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about.

[Narrator]

Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character

and attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA...

[Ice Cube]

A bitch is a bitch (bitch)

So if I'm poor or rich (word up)

I talk in the exact same pitch

Now the title bitch don't apply to all women

But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)

It's like a disease that's plagues their character

Takin' the women of America (yeah)

And it starts with a letter B

It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)

See, some get mad and some just bury

But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)

It makes 'em go deaf in the ear

That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'

Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?

Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha)

Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch

(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthafucka?

I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one

muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the fuck up.'

Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)

She look good and the bitch won't phony

She ain't no dummy she's right the ...

Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving

See a young nigga that's striving

You're thru' without a BMW

That's why a bitch is a bitch

I guess, or ether P-M-S

Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)

And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby

And after she finished the test

Write today a B-I-T-C-H

And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)

But a nigga like me, I say 'fuck you'

Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)

'Cause a bitch is a bitch

'Why I gonna be a bitch?'

'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell

you what a bitch is.'

'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch.'

'I didn't say you was a bitch.'

'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!'

'Fuck you, bitch!

'Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?

'Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!

I once knew a bitch who got a slack

'Cause she playing me like she was all that

A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)

About who's fucking who and who's getting fat

Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)

Now do you fall in this category?

Or you're the kind that won't bleak

'Cause you don't think, yo, shit stinks

Luckily I haven't had a drink

'Cause I'll down you ass

Than I'll clown your ass

'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)

We're all saying 'Fuck you bitch!' (Word up!)

Now, what I can do with a hoe like you

Been your ass over then I'm thru'

? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit

(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch

[Narrator]

There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,

are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,

scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you

probably are.

Bitch!
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 3:04 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Xcel Energy Center and Jam Productions have announced Tool will perform live in Saint Paul on Tuesday, June 26 at 8:00 PM.

The North American leg of their world tour will launch with back-to-back shows April 27-28 in Las Vegas. The foursome is touring to support their fourth studio release, "10,000 Days," which hit the top spot on The Billboard 200 album chart when it was released last year. The set marked Tool's return from a three-year hiatus and earned the band a couple of Grammy nominations, including Best Hard Rock Performance for the song "Vicarious."

There is no pre sale opportunity for this show and tickets will go on sale to the public Saturday, April 21 at Noon.

Pre-Sale for Clue Master :cool: :wink: :smile:
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 5:47 PM Permalink
me2

Sarah begged my to take her to Target tonight just to buy Avrils new cd (I did so I could download the tunes :wink: )- - its actually more like a secret that I like her - I try not to let that one out. - she's on quite a few of my homemade cds....shhhhh dont tell anyone

IÂ’m tugging at my hair

IÂ’m pulling at my clothes

IÂ’m trying to keep my cool

I know it shows

IÂ’m staring at my feet

My cheeks are turning red

IÂ’m searching for the words inside my head

(Cause) IÂ’m feeling nervous

Trying to be so perfect

Cause I know youÂ’re worth it

YouÂ’re worth it

Yeah

If I could say what I want to say

I'd say I wanna blow you... away

Be with you every night

Am I squeezing you too tight

If I could say what I want to see

I want to see you go down

On one knee

Marry me today

Yes, IÂ’m wishing my life away

With these things IÂ’ll never say

It donÂ’t do me any good

ItÂ’s just a waste of time

What use is it to you

WhatÂ’s on my mind

It ainÂ’t coming out

WeÂ’re not going anywhere

So why canÂ’t I just tell you that I care

WhatÂ’s wrong with my tongue

These words keep slipping away

I stutter, I stumble

Like IÂ’ve got nothing to say

Yes IÂ’m wishing my life away with these things IÂ’ll never say

If I could say what I want to say

I'd say I wanna blow you...away

Be with you every night

Am I squeezing you too tight

If I could say what I want to see

I want to see you go down

On one knee

Marry me today

Yes, IÂ’m wishing my life away

With these things IÂ’ll never say

These things IÂ’ll never say
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 8:00 PM Permalink
me2

I looked away

Then I look back at you

You try to say

The things that you can't undo

If I had my way

I'd never get over you

Today's the day

I pray that we make it through

Make it through the fall

Make it through it all

And I don't wanna fall to pieces

I just want to sit and stare at you

I don't want to talk about it

And I don't want a conversation

I just want to cry in front of you

I don't want to talk about it

Cuz I'm in Love With you

You're the only one,

I'd be with till the end

When I come undone

You bring me back again

Back under the stars

Back into your arms

And I don't wanna fall to pieces

I just want to sit and stare at you

I don't want to talk about it

And I don't want a conversation

I just want to cry in front of you

I don't want to talk about it

Cuz I'm in Love With you

Wanna know who you are

Wanna know where to start

I wanna know what this means

Wanna know how you feel

Wanna know what is real

I wanna know everything, everything

And I don't wanna fall to pieces

I just want to sit and stare at you

I don't want to talk about it

And I don't want a conversation

I just want to cry in front of you

I don't want to talk about it

Cuz I'm in Love With you

I'm in love with you

Cuz i'm in love with you

I'm in love with you

I'm in love with you

now don't forget...don't tell anyone :wink: :ooh:
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 8:09 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'm standin' on the bridge

I'm waitin' in the dark,

I thought that you'd be here, by now.

Theres nothing but the rain,

no footsteps on the ground,

Im listening, but there's no sound.

Isn't anyone tryin' to find me?

Won't somebody come take me home.

Chorus:

It's a dimn cold night,

Tryin' to figure out this life,

Won't you take me by the hand,

Take me somewhere new,

I don't know who you are but I,

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

I'm lookin' for a place,

I'm searchin' for a face,

Is anybody here I know,

Cause' nothin's goin right,

And everything's a mess,

And no one likes to be alone.

Isn't anyone tryin' to find me?

Won't somebody come take me home.

Chorus:

It's a dimn cold night,

Tryin' to figure out this life,

Won't you take me by the hand,

Take me somewhere new,

I don't know who you are but I,

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

Ya eah

Oh, why is everything so confusing,

Maybe I'm just out of my mind,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Chorus:

It's a dimn cold night

Tryin to figure out this life

Won't you take me by the hand

Take me somewhere new

I don't know who you are but I,

I'm with you

I'm with you

Take me by the hand

Take me somewhere new

I don't know who you are but

I'm with you

I'm with you

Take me by the hand

Take me somewhere new

Don't know who you are but I,

I'm with you

I'm with you

I'm with you
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 8:14 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

thanks clue I need that I need to get a few up here that I havent heard in a min.! one buy tech9 and one by tupac eavn on by ICP
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 8:22 PM Permalink
me2

my favorite parts:

Oh, why is everything so confusing,

Maybe I'm just out of my mind,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

and

I'm standin' on the bridge

I'm waitin' in the dark,

I thought that you'd be here, by now.
Thu, 04/19/2007 - 9:45 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Got Em!!

Thank you for supporting TOOL: the Collective Unconscious. Below is a receipt of your order.

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Order Number: 49822

Date Ordered: Friday 20 April, 2007

Products

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2 x Pre-Sale St. Paul 6/26/07 () = $108.00

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/06003E90A57772E6?artistid=720703&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=60

http://www.xcelenergycenter.com/events/detail.jsp?event_id=392

There is no pre sale opportunity for this show and tickets will go on sale to the public Saturday, April 21 at Noon.

HeH :wink:

http://www.toolband.com/
Fri, 04/20/2007 - 10:22 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

TECH N9NE LYRICS

"Imma Tell"

[Verse 1]

The killa clowns in your town raising all hell

Tecca nina with the stamina coming to damage ya buckin'

The bammer when I bust with a bang.

And it ain't no clause that say fraud ain't no tall tales

Women love it when I hit when I covet the booty they

Giving it to me but it ain't no thang

We reppin' KCMO fellas and the ladies know

That we comin' with the killas I'm with the gorillas

The villains will get you when you disrespect us

Even the babies know Tech nina got crazy flow

We be giving the women the willy we sick of the haterz

Wanna pay us go to get this record

This is important we be courtin' every place we go

Get you up in the room ain't trippin' off of the groom

I'll give it to you anyway you wanna have it

Baby is a horse and yes of course Imma have 2 break the ho

Leaving the kids at home I wanna bone alone we hopping

Up and down like jack rabbits

So many kids put this on their daddy's mind

Never will I ever put him out there like that feelin' that

I did Tecca nina take it right back. Tellin' him that the mommy's

Boyfriend's Tech N9ne. Do be lookin' at me like you really wanna fight

Cat all Tecca nina wanna know is where the mic at?

[Chorus]

This is the town where the clowns put it down baby

(Mama say stop or I'm gonna tell papa)

Close the door, before ya child hear the sound baby

(Mama say stop or I'm gonna tell papa)

[Verse 2]

151 Malibu rum and pineapple juice

4 those who don't know that's caribou lou origin in Missou

We having fun got some buns on some yac abuse

Rogue dogs and I'm reppin' the smoke a lot regime outlaws

Deuce klick and the zou

Stagga, when you with the nutthowze we gon have ya

Taking everything up in the book from ex to that puff you

Lookin' to get took. Abracadabra, 151 and coke is viagra

Give it to me give it to me give it to me got her in love

From having the bed shook

Look, I'm hella fed up with all the silly rumors dog

Sayin' that we got dropped JCOR that never ever would

Happen I mean what do they know? We kept our

Head up now money's coming to us all.

We kickin' it with strange wollowing in fame giving

The game only when I say so.

So crack some bub wit me demons get some

Love wit me. Do what you gotta do to get what you

Gotta get I gotta get it all Tecca nina's on a roll

Get on some shrub wit me 2 cases of Bud wit me

What you gonna do to get the women on krunk Imma

Hit'em with the funk got'em all like oh

[Chorus]

That's Tech N9ne, sex all the time

Teasing your chakra and ain't nobody hotter

(Mama say stop or I'm gonna tell papa)

[Verse 3]

One and then comes the two to the three and

That was the anthem now this the anthem

Hella rockin' the planet again you can't stand it again

Huns, they been comin' thru to see me man

Then I depants'em and I bust Randon in the bed

Imma land'em dog gwamn it I ram it again

Raves. I love to get high and get paid

Why do I wanna stick'em with another hit up out

Of abyss baby ya don't wanna miss the titts

Babes they love to come by and get laid

Why am I the pinnacle when I rip it Imma

Kill'em in this to the haters I gotta send'em

A gift

Bump this in your ride or in the club

Giving everybody what they need I give it all

So they give it all back to me

Hataz don't you hide just show some love

Do you dig it Imma rep the B. and never ever let the

C. get the best of me

So many kids put this on their daddy's mind

Never will I put him out there like that feeling that I did

Tecca nina take it right back

Telling him their mommy's boyfriend is Tech N9ne

Oh no girl yo babies at the doe

[Chorus]

[door closes]

Momma open this door
Fri, 04/20/2007 - 10:26 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) LYRICS

"Bitches"

(feat. Ol' Dirty Bastard)

Bitches!

Ha Ha Ha!

Bitches, Ha!

Bitches...

[Old Dirty Bastard]

BITCH, at any moment, that's what I'll do

(You fucking bitches) I'll do it to you

And a few of your crew

at any moment (Yeah), that's what I'll do

(ICP, ODB) I'll do it to you

And a few of your crew

(Bitcheeessss!)

[1st Verse - Violent J]

BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK?!

What are you trying to do to me?

You wasn't true to me

When I was locked up you fucked something like 34 guys

(Rrrghh!) But I let that slide

'Cuz your ass is big, and your titties is fat

I wanted to FUCK THAT

But FUCK THAT

I never gave a FUCK THAT, you put me through the courts (AND?)

And gave me genital warts

Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for the knees

I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze

(Aggghhh! Whoo!)As you're standing there, I'ma be like BITCH!

(Ha ha!)You know you done fucked up, right?

[Chorus- Violent J]

Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die

(Now you gotta die, now you gotta die)

Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta DIE

(Never wanted it like that) [x2]

[2nd Verse- Old Dirty Bastard]

Bitch, don't talk about bitches I'm fucking them

Please no fat bitches I'm fucking slim

Unless it's one of those nights I'm stroking my shit

I don't care 'bout how I'm fucking it

How much it costs, big fat...crackhead?

Ain't trying to hear all those words you said

Five minutes, bitch (ahhhh) and I came

Fuck your name, and from where you came

I don't give a fuck, bitch! I will kill you!

You Shaquita! You Belinda! You too Passion...BITCH!

[Chorus]

(Ahhhhh....you bitches!!!)

[3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]

One thing I can't stand is these bitches

Trying to take my riches, when I ain't even got none (Bitch!)

I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while (what?)

My dick in your vertical smile (yeah)

We kiss and hug, and snugg, and tickle

But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fucking pickle (bitch)

You fucked everybody else in the place, it's all good

Now let me head-butt your face!

Bitch! I love you, but now you gotta die

that's right (Bitches!), that's right

Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die

(Bitches? Bitcheeesss!)

[Chorus x3]

Girl you know I love you, you dumb bitch!
Fri, 04/20/2007 - 10:27 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

TWIZTID LYRICS

"We Don't Die"

We ain't underground by accident

There's only a select few that can handle this

Freek shit

Apparition of a poltergeist

Blessed with heart

But is cold as ice and broken twice

Now I walk with an axe

Dressed in all jet black with contacts

Straight maniac

Warlock, Samhain and Salem's Lot

Sand through the hour glass ticking of the clock

If you don't know by now it's too late

We the most serious thing on the market since date rape

We the dead

We don't explain or feel pain, beserko

Keep it underground to maintain

Bitch you better checknuts

I'm doing voodoo in 66 in 6 months

Ridin' in a digged out hearse with gold spokes

Puffin' on 2 ton blunt with dead folks and it's like that

Axe Murderers, we don't die

Serial Killas, we don't die

Freeks of the Night, we don't die

We get high, we don't die

Coming up outta the ground

From the underground tunnel of dirt

Keep away from the mainstream lover

Just want somebody to move and get hurt

Got your hole dug deep in the dirt

Can't hurt?

What bitch muthafuckas makin' love to the press?

With a bitch name tatted on your chest

Me and muthafuckin' madrox, hauntin' the joint

Bringin' death to the people who don't get the point

We dont die

Uh huh, we unreal

Just like a seven dollar bill

Voice my opinion regardless on how you feel

Freek shit

It ain't about being rich

It's about juggalos and runnin' with lunatics

As long as y'all rock this we won't quit

We do it all for y'all, I mean that shit

Everyone of y'all means everything to me

We breathe for y'all, that's why we call it the family

Axe Murderers, we don't die

Serial Killas, we don't die

Freeks of the Night, we don't die

We get high, we don't die

It's hard to explain the element my

Self inflicted pain

Were not positive, and upliftin'

Fuck you, walk a mile in our shoes

Experience hard times and payin' helly dues

Freek shit

What I live what I breath

Casted out Mutant X like his disease

Still trying to ban our sound

Cuz supposedly it would be resurrecting

The dead from under hollow ground

You in the dead zone, 10 points for us

You smellin' cigarette smokes right before your lungs bust

Plus, you can't trust him

But I can bust him in half

Sit back and laugh at all the shit I did

Can you do that?

Could you school that?

Better yet, I'm a wigged serial killa

Type war death

Freekshow, different from the rest

But I, love it though

Put you to the test

[x4]

Axe Murderers, we don't die

Serial Killas, we don't die

Freeks of the Night, we don't die

We get high, we don't die
Fri, 04/20/2007 - 10:29 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

holy crap....

I was just listening to that CD, literally 5 minutes ago.
Fri, 04/20/2007 - 10:30 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

these are just a few fun ones!!!

2PAC LYRICS

"Wonder Why They Call U"

[Chorus: 2Pac]

You wonda why they call U bitch

You wonda why they call U bitch.

You wonda why they call U bitch

You wonda why they call U bitch.

You wonda why they call U bitch

You wonda why they call U bitch.

[Verse One: 2Pac]

Look here Miss Thang

hate to salt your game

but yous a money hungry woman

and you need to change.

In tha locker room

all the homies do is laugh.

High five's cuz anotha nigga

played your ass.

It was said you were sleeezy

even easy

sleepin around for what

you need

See it's your thang

and you can shake it how you wanna.

Give it up free

or make your money on the corner.

But don't be bad and play the game

get mad and change.

Then you wonda why these muthafuckas

call you names.

Still lookin' for a way out

and that's OK

I can see you wanna stray

there's a way out.

Keep your mind on your money,

enroll in school.

And as the years pass by

you can show them fools.

But you ain't tryin' to hear me

cuz your stuck,

you're headin' for the bathroom

'bout to get tossed up.

Still lookin' for a rich man

you dug a ditch,

got your legs up

tryin' to get rich.

I love you like a sista

but you need to switch

and that's why they called

U bitch, I betcha.

[Chorus]

[Verse Two: 2Pac]

You leave your kids with your mama

cuz your headin' for the club

in a skin tight miniskirt

lookin' for some love.

Got them legs wide open

while you're sittin' at the bar

Talkin' to some nigga

'bout his car.

I guess he said he

had a Lexxxus, what's next?

You headin' to his car for some sex

I pass by

can't hold back tears inside

cuz, lord knows

for years I tried.

And all the other people

on my block hate your guts

Then you wonda why they stare

and call you slut.

It's like your mind don't understand

you don't have to kill your

dreams ploten'

schemes on a man

Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open

either a nigga wear a rubber or he die smokin'

I'm hearin' rumors so you need to switch

and niggas wouldn't call you bitch, I betcha.

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: 2Pac]

I guess times gettin' hard

even harder for you

cuz, hey now, got a baby

on the way now

More money from the county

and thanks to the welfare

you're about to

get your hair done.

Got a dinner date

can't be late

trick or treat, sweet thang

got anotha trick to meet.

The way he did it

it was smooth

plottin' while he gamin' you

So baby, peep tha rules.

I shoulda seen it in the first case

the worst case

I shoulda never called you back

in the first place.

I remember back in high school

baby you was fast

straight sex

and barely move your ass.

But now things change

cuz you don't look the same

let the ghetto get the best of you

baby, that's a shame

Caught HIV and now you 'bout to be deceased

and finally be in peace.

So where your niggas at now

cuz everybody left

they stepped

and left you on your own

See I loved you like a sista

but you died to quick

And that's why we called U bitch, I betcha.

[Chorus]

[Outro: 2Pac]

Dear Ms. Deloris Tucker

keep stressen me

fuckin' with a muthafucken mind

I figured you wanted to know

you know

why we call them hos bitches

and maybe this might help you understand

it ain't personal

strictly business baby

strictly business

So If you wonder why we call U bitch

You wonder why we call U bitch

If you wonder why we call U bitch

You wonder why we call U bitch
Fri, 04/20/2007 - 10:31 AM Permalink
me2

OMG!!! I was gonna post those lyrics 2 days ago!

it was on a movie that was on tv.

I used to sing that song over and over when I was 10 yrs old!

Well the midnight headlight find you on a rainy night steep grade up ahead slow me down makin no time

&

pop me down jack me up shoot me out flyin down the highway
Sat, 04/21/2007 - 8:49 AM Permalink
KITCH

I've posted this b4.

but...think its time i do it again...

Rascal Flatts - Lean On Me Lyrics

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain

We all have sorrow

But if we are wise

We know that there's always tomorrow

Lean on me, when you're not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on

For it won't be long

'Til I'm gonna need

Somebody to lean on

Please swallow your pride

If I have things you need to borrow

For no one can fill those of your needs

That you don't let show

Lean on me, when you're not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on

For it won't be long

'Til I'm gonna need

Somebody to lean on

If there is a load you have to bear

That you can't carry

I'm right up the road

I'll share your load

If you just call me

So just call on me brother, when you need a hand

We all need somebody to lean on

I just might have a problem that you'd understand

We all need somebody to lean on

Lean on me when you're not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on

For it won't be long

Till I'm gonna need

Somebody to lean on...
Sat, 04/21/2007 - 8:55 AM Permalink
KITCH

THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND

words and music by Woody Guthrie

Chorus:

This land is your land, this land is my land

From California, to the New York Island

From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters

This land was made for you and me

As I was walking a ribbon of highway

I saw above me an endless skyway

I saw below me a golden valley

This land was made for you and me

Chorus

I've roamed and rambled and I've followed my footsteps

To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts

And all around me a voice was sounding

This land was made for you and me

Chorus

The sun comes shining as I was strolling

The wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling

The fog was lifting a voice come chanting

This land was made for you and me

Chorus

As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there

And that sign said - no tress passin'

But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!

Now that side was made for you and me!

Chorus

In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple

Near the relief office - I see my people

And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'

If this land's still made for you and me.

Chorus (2x)

little earth day lyrics...
Sat, 04/21/2007 - 9:02 AM Permalink
me2

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

yeah- that one could be erased forever :chagrin: :eyeroll:
Sat, 04/21/2007 - 9:04 AM Permalink
me2

april 6th!? I gotta get caught up in some of these threads!!!! :frown: I sooo woulda gone just to get photo opps and autographs - they wern't so bad - they had nice hair
Sat, 04/21/2007 - 9:09 AM Permalink
me2

:frown: cerebral hemorrhage - wow!!!!

thanks for posting heavens on fire - I havn't heard that in a long time- should download it
Sat, 04/21/2007 - 9:20 AM Permalink
me2

that song kicks A$$!!!!

I love the way she says
frisky...

and

his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
Sat, 04/21/2007 - 9:27 AM Permalink