A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer.
The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"
The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hell.....that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
This guy walks into a bar wearing a GOPHERS jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Gophers jersey on, with a little Gophers helmet, too.
The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Gophers game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game."
The bartender replies, "normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it's not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave."
The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Gophers kick a field goal, and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"
The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !!' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly little cute..... And clean jokes
Sounds to me like she's been 'sweeping' around!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > THEY WALK AMONG US > > > > > > > > > I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I >gave her > > a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and >told her > > that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. > > She >became > > indignant and informed me she was a University of Southern California >graduate > > and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her >the money > > back again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This >actually > > happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane. > > > > > > > > > ............... They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. > > > > > > > > > I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a >sandwich. > > I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that >said > > "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she >said, "so I > > guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked >out the > > door. > > > > > > > > > .............. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. > > > > > > > > > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of >them > > shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and >said, > > "Where?" > > > > > > > > > ............... They Walk Among Us! > > > > > > > > > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent > > > which > > direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun > > waking >him up > > every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my >brother > > explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she >shook her > > head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff." > > > > > > > > > ............... They Walk Among Us!! > > > > > > > > > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I >got a > > call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. > > I >told > > him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He > > responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call >quickly, I > > said, "Uh, Pacific." > > > > > > > > > .............. They Walk Among Us! > > > > > > > > > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a >seat belt > > if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. > > > > > > > > > ............... They Walk Among Us! > > > > > > > > > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were >discounted > > 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier > > multiplied >2 times > > 10% and gave us a 20% discount. > > > > > > > > > ............... They Walk Among Us! > > > > > > > > > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to >the lost > > luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. >She smiled > > and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I >was in > > good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" > > > > > > > > > ............... They Walk Among Us! > > > > > > > > > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small >pizza to go. > > He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut >into 4 > > pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just >cut it > > into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." > > > > > > > > > .. ............. Yep, They Walk Among Us! > > > > > > > > > They Walk Among Us, they REPRODUCE, and > > > > > > > > > WORST OF All.......... they VOTE !
a few years ago...I was at a grocery store in Mobile, AL...girl asked me if I wanted to buy the "divider" that hunk of plastic that separates your groceries from mine.
at first I said yes...after she looked at it for about 30 secs looking for the bar code I finally had to tell her to forget it.
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp.
Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to
spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support"
Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all..
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :sillygrin: :sillygrin:
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State :
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
                    2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
                    3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good.. The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!" :ooh: :eyeroll:
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
@ PRISON
2. You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK
2. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
3. You get time off for good behavior
@ WORK
3. You get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON
4. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
4. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
5. You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
5. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
6. You get your own toilet
@ WORK
6. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
7. They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
7. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON
8. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
8. You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare
@ PRISON
9. You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
9. You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
10. You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
10. They are called managers
Cinderella is now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily
sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her
front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One
sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here
after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an
exemplary life since I last saw you. I'm prepared to grant you
three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still
yearns?" Cinderella was taken back, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:
"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mou th on my disability checks, and I wish I
were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair
turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you,
Fairy Godmother"
T he fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I
were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that
had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and
says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a
kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in
his biological make-up that, wh en he stood before her, he was
a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world
had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy
your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue
electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each
other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most
beautiful, st unningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her
rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm
breath as he whispered..........
"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer.
The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"
The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hell.....that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
10. Tell a guy you're going to shoot him, then kill him with a brick.
9. Tape sign to informant's back that reads: "Whack me."
8. The old "non-drying cement shoes" gag.
7. Put body in big paper bag, place it on somebody's doorstep, light it on fire, ring doorbell, run away.
6. Phone local teamsters office, say, "This is Jimmy Hoffa--any messages for me?"
5. Call up Domino's; order a pizza for Mr. Foghead A. Boutit.
4. The old severed finger in the hot dog bun trick.
3. Replace someone's "Godfather" tape with a Teletubbys video.
2. Instead of horse's head, rig it so somebody wakes up next to Linda Tripp.
1. Three words: squirting pinkie rings.
The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Gophers game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game."
The bartender replies, "normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it's not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave."
The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Gophers kick a field goal, and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"
The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
nice
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/29140/
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/32884/
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/8718/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
 :sillygrin:
I was put through to a ‘call centre’ in Pakistan.
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane....
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !!' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly little cute..... And clean jokes
Sounds to me like she's been 'sweeping' around!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ride me like a horny witch Big Boy!"
Sorry, it's all I could come up with on short notice :eyeroll: :smile:
at first I said yes...after she looked at it for about 30 secs looking for the bar code I finally had to tell her to forget it.
I thought the guy left a piece of his fabric costume on the catwalk and she slipped on it! I didnt realize he broke the stage! owie!
 :barf:
Nurse: No change yet.
Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to
spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support"
Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"
ok...not politically correct..but funny
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
TOO FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all..
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :sillygrin: :sillygrin:
A little word from Johnny to start the day..
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
:sillygrin: :sillygrin:
Original Hollywood Squares...
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its
comics. These questions and answers are from the days when "
Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not
scripted, as they are now.
Peter Marshallwas the host asking the questions.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A.Paul Lynde : If you hold their little heads under
water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least
how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver (aka Clifford Marquette): Three days
of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000
years.
A.George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you
probably a man or a woman?
A.Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger
at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come
out and ask him if he's married?
A.Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you
get older?
A.Charley Weaver : My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to
say "I Love You"?
A.Vincent Price : No, you can say it with a pineapple
and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get
Enough"?
A.George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the
next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or
less with your hands while talking?
A.Rose Marie : You ask me one more growing old
question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A.Paul Lynde : Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries.
Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.Charley Weaver : Of course not, I'm too busy growing
strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A.Rose Marie : Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two
subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A.Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or
in the closet?
A.Rose Marie : Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in
the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.Marty Allen : Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his
tail. What will a goose do?
A.Paul Lynde : Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you
give birth to?
A.Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid
of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong
with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A.Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your
body, what is it?
A.Paul Lynde : Mine may be abused, but it certainly
isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put
horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A.George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time,
your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for
its sex?
A.Charley Weaver : I'll lend him the car, the rest is
up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly
believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two
occasions. What are they?
A.Charley Weaver : His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you
should never do in bed?
A.Paul Lynde : Point and laugh.
I think this is one of the funnyest ones!!!
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his
tail. What will a goose do?
A.Paul Lynde : Make him bark? :ooh: :ooh:
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State :
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
                    2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
                    3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good.. The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!" :ooh: :eyeroll:
I rear ended a car a few days ago.......
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He was mad!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"
I said, "Then which one are you?"
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A.Rose Marie : Ralph, the pin boy.
:sillygrin: :sillygrin:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR22Ef5-84w
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha' you cannot resist passing it on.