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2008 St. Paul Winter Carnival Medallion

Submitted by KITCH on

Medallion Hotline 651-228-5547 

 


Clue #1 You've joined the hunt for the regal runt 
To prove searching does pay 
Don't dig a hole or knock down a pole 
And the golf course is out of play 

Last year Jake took home the cake 
With a clue a bit off level 
This year we'll rinse off all our prints 
Lest this hunt go to the devil 

Clue #2 The point of all this is so that you won't miss 
Your big chance to grab all the cash 
Now gather your guys and a gal who is wise 
You'll have to do something quite rash 

Clue #3 We've scanned the county to hide our bounty 
And keep you on your toes 
It may sound risible, but our puck's invisible 
Although it might just stick to your nose. 

Clue #4 How fun is the snow how far will we go 
You really ought to go see 
Get up for the mission and not just the wishin' 
Get into the game-it's all free 

Clue #5 There once was a clue that drove you-know-who 
To threaten a heinous act 
We'd use it again but we're afraid of his pen 
My friend, that's an unfortunate fact 

Clue #6 All ye who look should honor the book 
As one who stood for hope 
Much was built in the name of the kilt 
Look sharp now and never mope 

Clue #7 If you should go look high then low 
One could see it from a bower 
If it's your bent you might seek a tent 
To protect in case of shower 

Take note of the wood and do what you should 
To extract the prize for yourself 
Build a bridge to your dreams as high as they seem 
Leave nothing behind on the shelf 

Clue #8 Look at the buck to acquire good luck 
In finding the grail this year 
Link a jar,a line, a star lawyer divine 
While crying in your beer 

He won, then lost and the nation was tossed 
Into strife that was far from civil 
The point I'm making is yours for the taking 
Believe me - not the message board drivel 

Clue #9 This name brings tears, elation and cheers 
And occasionally even outrages 
It sits on walls and rides the halls 
And fills a dozen pages 

The hills are alive and you'll have arrived 
Refrain from the very injurious 
Be bold and be brave but your skin you must save 
What's off-limits should frankly be obvious 

Clue #10 Look for the sight you hope is just right 
You're doubtful and you're torn 
Make the rounds for what rhymes with grounds 
And part of a rose with a horn 

Through flames and flow this park where you'll go 
Is the site of sacred relics 
Stay away from these and the cliffs if you please 
Or you'll be in a heckuva fix 

Clue #11 Air and river sounds lead all to Mounds 
Far from the graves take your entourage 
Twixt Burns and Thorn, an icy pathway is born 
Across Mounds from a gray house and tan garage 

Hell no fury hath as those on the wrong path 
Mounds and Warner form a woodsy perimeter 
The path not official contains footprints beneficial 
Some 300 trudges in - quest for a quitter 

This trail you must follow goes down a narrow hollow 
Under a fallen tree to an old rusted drum 
From here you must search for a hillside path perch 
Wherein lies the center of fun

 

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ThoseMedallingKids

Yeah, I see that someone is impersonating me, and Jake has an issue with me. I'll talk things through with him via IM or over the phone.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 3:18 PM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Also a lot of Jake Vs hunter Fred and Jake Vs. Medallion Conspiracy theorists.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 3:22 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

What would the hunt be without slanderous posts on message boards and wild consipracy theories?
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 3:23 PM Permalink
Eags

Not seeing a link to the PP board from their home page - anyone got one?
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 3:26 PM Permalink
Brassmonkey

theres a link from the cooler crew website under the cooler crew links page
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 3:38 PM Permalink
Eags

Thanks, guys!
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 3:39 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Interesting post from Shackbash. I never have time to pay attention over there during the hunt but I seem to recall that character being one of the worst. But that was a very well thought out post, and I hope the guy is serious because he sounds like a really dedicated hunter.

Side note: I absolutely love how the Cooler Crew can turn our biggest detractors into members by just doing what we do. I know there are members here that used to be Puck Posse or maybe some other group, but I honestly don't really remember who they are because we're all Cooler Crew. Adding Shackbash to the crew would be epic. Up next: Hunter Fred
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 3:54 PM Permalink
Brassmonkey

hunter fred would be the day
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 4:03 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Joe Medallion would be the day, Hunter Fred is a chump even when it comes to message board annoyances.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 4:14 PM Permalink
Randahl

I dont even go over there and post for the simple faqct that most are retards!
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:05 PM Permalink
ares

the watercooler disappeared 7 feb 2002.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:22 PM Permalink
ares

got a christmas email from her at christmastime.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Who ever said that Joe wasn't already in the Cooler Crew. Maybe even for years. :wink: :smile:
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:32 PM Permalink
ares

or a pair of earmuffs

:: ducks ::
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:42 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

That would be trippy.

If someone were to come forward with that nugget I don't think I'd believe them, unless they had some good proof.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:45 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Yea I got some retard talking crap to me over there because I posted the PDG info. I have no idea what the lunatic is even talking about. Seems to be talking to herself. Of course I think shes 12.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:45 PM Permalink
regman

I only go over there if I am really bored. I am never there during the hunt. I doesn't ever seem to be worth the time.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 6:54 PM Permalink
Terry

That would be the answer then.
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 7:05 PM Permalink
KITCH

I've been avoiding that for a few years...

someday terry will figure out mittens=earmuffs ...shhhh...don't tell her..
Tue, 01/08/2008 - 7:16 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Welcome back to the CC buddy!

Tue, 01/08/2008 - 8:39 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

:grin: :sillygrin: :litesmile: :eek: :goofy:
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 2:43 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

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Gordy looks WAY too happy. :grin:

Lucky guy ...
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 2:55 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

hehe, that was a pretty good night :sillygrin:
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 2:59 AM Permalink
Eags

Whose dogs are those? Awesome!
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 6:33 AM Permalink
Redbear

Who let them out?
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 6:46 AM Permalink
Randahl

yeah he hasnt responded to my emails either - I told him two years ago that I would drive and pick him up if he needed me to for the hunt - haha - and he said well you know I DO HAVE a car!!

LOL

good to see you around bro!
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 8:59 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

That is hilarious.

(Starts chant)

THX, THX, THX.

... is a terrible movie
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:02 AM Permalink
Redbear

I think it's really important to maintain a sense of perspective when it comes to other groups. Yeah, we all by and large get along, and are sort of loosely affiliated under the CC umbrella...But, people get the impression that they get. Seven years ago me and a couple of other people wanted to band together and thought up (still, I think) a really stupid name, because every night we went to get the paper, there was a really big van that said "Cooler Crew" all over it and a bunch of loudmouths crowing about how great they were.

Not exactly inviting.

Later, of course, I met Green, and then Terry, and learned more about things - and then we sort of realized the redundancy of having "another" group, and things pretty much fizzled after that. It's dissapointing that people choose to still label and segregate based on something that happened years ago, despite the time passed, the admitted mistakes, the marriage into the CC, etc. But, we all sort of have different ideas of what this should and shouldn't be. The nice thing is, the Cooler is what you make of it, and what you choose it to be.

I read Shack(whatever)'s post and thought it was nice and respectful and remembered thinking approximately the same kind of stuff. I guess to sum up, just keep in mind, when we talk about the "Cooler crew" party and the "cooler crew bar" and when you're in line, laughing with other coolers, and talking about cooler stuff - remember what it's like to be on the outside, and make sure to invite someone else in. Because at one time, you got invited in here, one way or the other.

Now, I'm going to go puke. I'm so...sensitive. yuk. :ooh:
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:20 AM Permalink
Redbear

As a Post-script, I think Fred's posts in context are really funny, that he assumes that we all band together to create conspiracies, etc. to ruin the hunt for him and for others. If he only knew how hard it is to get a consensus on the smallest things!

and as a post-post script, those loudmouths referenced above are now some of my best friends. Even Posen. Who, for years, before I met him, I swear I thought Posen was a chick.
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:23 AM Permalink
KITCH

now you know that is not the right story about all of that and you know it...

:wink:

hmmm..maybe I should get back to work...ha

and I'm starving..
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:25 AM Permalink
Redbear

Well I haven't checked or anything, but I'm fairly confident in the idea that Posen isn't a chick.
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:26 AM Permalink
KITCH

was a cheerleader
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:28 AM Permalink
Redbear

Thus, the source of my original confusion...and, he is kind of a Nancy boy, but a boy nonetheless.
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:30 AM Permalink
Redbear

(thanks Posen for being a good sport)
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:31 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Maybe we should hire a PR firm.
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:32 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

What!! Posens not a chic?
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:32 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

his style may be chic, but he is not a chick.
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:36 AM Permalink
Redbear

No idea. I don't think it really matters, just using it to illustrate the point that we all know, that nobody speaks for the Cooler on the whole and that often times impression is reality.
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:38 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Yeah one year they had a van with Cooler Who on it.

I'm sure that van is still full with several hundred copies of the Archie and Friends comic. Jake knows economics :wink:
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:39 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

It was probably Liquor Lady. Scribe's van wasn't huge.

Maybe we should make welcome pamphlets to hand out in the parks!
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:54 AM Permalink
Redbear

I didn't know Scribe had a van.

It was a conversion van, probably Medallionators.

I'm not trying to persecute anybody.

Never mind.

Blah blah blah, let's get Fred, etc.
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 9:57 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Pamphlets are a good idea. :litesmile:
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 10:01 AM Permalink
Eags

Speaking from the perspective of that first re-hash bash, which was the forming of the Cooler Crew as a group of real-time people getting together...

I always thought the small groups with names were subsets of the Cooler Crew, which started at the Pioneer Press website and was a very public, inclusive forum.

Once we started getting together between hunts, we tried very hard to let people know all ages were welcome and we dreamed of the Cooler Crew being numbered in the hundreds someday.

We tried to have events that were family-friendly, out in the various parks in the nicer weather, with the idea that it would be a great way to get familiar with lots of parks where the medallion might be hidden next.

In bad weather, we met at restaurants, still all ages were welcome, and there was often some kind of a kids' craft area or someone would bring coloring books and crayons.

This was in the first few years, after which I moved away, so not real sure how things morphed from there.

Not sure how "official" we were being at the time - it was a pretty loose group, not like we had a mission statement or dues or officers or anything.

Eventually, there became a private forum due to some of the nastiness on the main forum which was preventing people from having discussions and fun. Which is what you see a lot of, still, at the PP site today.

I think its a great idea to be sure to say, "hey, come join us" and to always try to let others know that everyone is welcome.

And I just want to say how nice it is to come to this forum, where everyone gets along pretty well and its a joy to read the posts here and get to know people better.

Looking forward to seeing lots of you if I can get down there for the hunt, and meeting others I haven't met yet. Please forgive me if I have a difficult time with names - I was away a long time and there's lot more Coolerheads now to meet and remember!
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 10:02 AM Permalink
Eags

Actually, now that I think about it, I also always thought the problem was not getting INTO the Cooler Crew. A Cooler Crew motto has been, for a long time, "Hotel Coolerfornia: You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave".
Wed, 01/09/2008 - 10:08 AM Permalink