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mrmnmikey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RZwBA2gL04

Psycho by Puddle of Mudd, Music Video and Lyrics

“Psycho” is the second single by post-grunge group Puddle of Mudd off of their album Famous.

It was officially released on October 2, 2007, but was available for digital download on iTunes on September 18, 2007.

The song is about wondering if oneself has a split personality and is a “psycho”, as lead singer Wes Scantlin sings “maybe I’m the one who is the schizophrenic psycho”.

The music video was shot at the famed Bates Motel.

Puddle of Mudd - Psycho Lyrics

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psychoÂ… yeahÂ…

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psychoÂ…

She lays down on the fresh lawn

She can make everything magical

But she tied one on big time

And it makes me want to rewind

To back in the days when we were young

When everything was like a loaded gun

Ready to go off in any minute

And you know weÂ’re gonna win again

Yeah you know weÂ’re gonna win again

Yeah you know weÂ’re gonna win again

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psychoÂ… yeah

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The paranoid flake-ohÂ… yeah

She lays down on the sidewalk

Never very analytical

She is something simply beautiful

Reappear with youth and magical

Back in the days when we were young

When everything was like a loaded gun

Ready to go off in any minute

Yeah you know weÂ’re gonna win again

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic PsychoÂ… yeah

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The paranoid flake-ohÂ… yeah

IÂ’m the one

IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psycho

IÂ’m the one

IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psycho

YouÂ’re the one

YouÂ’re the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psycho

Back in the days when we were young

When everything was like a loaded gun

Ready to go off in any minute

And you know weÂ’re gonna win again

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psychoÂ… yeah

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

The paranoid flake-ohÂ…

YouÂ’re the one

YouÂ’re the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psycho

(Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

Who is the schizophrenic psycho)

YouÂ’re the one

YouÂ’re the one

Who isÂ…

The schizophrenic psycho

(Maybe IÂ’m the one

Maybe IÂ’m the one

Who isÂ…

Who is the schizophrenic psycho)

YouÂ’re the one,

YouÂ’re the one,

Who is the schizophrenic psycho

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Puddle of Mudd - Psycho Song Info

Released October 2, 2007

Format CD Single

Genre Alternative Rock

Length 3:30

Label Interscope Records

Writer(s) Wes Scantlin
Thu, 02/28/2008 - 8:14 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Cake - Going The Distance lyrics

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cskte3lVPhE

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,

Engines pumping and thumping in time.

The green light flashes, the flags goes up,

Churning and burning, they yern for the cup.

They deftly manouver and muscle for rank,

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank,

Wreckless and wild they pour thru the turns,

Their prowless is podent and secretly stern.

As they speed thru the finish the flags go down.

The fans get up, and get out of town.

The arena is empty except for one man,

Still driving and striving as fast as he can

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,

And long ago somebody left with the cup,

But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns,

And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

He's going the distance.

He's going for speed.

She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

He's going the distance.

Yeah!

No trophy, no flowers, no flash bulbs, no wine.

He's haunted by something he cannot define.

Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,

Assail him, impale him with monster truck force.

In his mind he's still driving, still making the grade.

She's hoping time that her memories will fade,

Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,

And long ago somebody left with the cup.

But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,

And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

Cause he's going the distance.

He's going for speed.

She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's figting and biting and riding on his horse,

He's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's figting and biting and riding on his horse!

He's going the distance.

He's going for speed.

He's going the distance...





"There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other." -Douglas Everett
Thu, 02/28/2008 - 8:22 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BYc4uRo9maQ

Can you remember remember my name

As I flow through your life

A thousand oceans I have flown

And cold spirits of ice

All my life

I am the echo of your past

I am returning the echo of a point in time

Distant faces shine

A thousand warriors I have known

And laughing as the spirits appear

All your life

Shadows of another day

And if you hear me talking on the wind

Youve got to understand

We must remain

Perfect strangers

I know I must remain inside this silent well of sorrow

A strand of silver hanging through the sky

Touching more than you see

The voice of ages in your mind

Is aching with the dead of the night

Precious life (your tears are lost in

Falling rain)

And if you hear me talking on the wind

Youve got to understand

We must remain

Perfect strangers
Fri, 02/29/2008 - 5:16 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Deep Purple- Smoke On The Water

http://youtube.com/watch?v=olnGNkgAE6c

We all came out to montreux

On the lake geneva shoreline

To make records with a mobile

We didnt have much time

Frank zappa and the mothers

Were at the best place around

But some stupid with a flare gun

Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

They burned down the gambling house

It died with an awful sound

Funky claude was running in and out

Pulling kids out the ground

When it all was over

We had to find another place

But swiss time was running out

It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

We ended up at the grand hotel

It was empty cold and bare

But with the rolling truck stones thing just outside

Making our music there

With a few red lights and a few old beds

We make a place to sweat

No matter what we get out of this

I know well never forget

Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
Fri, 02/29/2008 - 5:17 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

deep purple- highway star [Original Live]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KgZSnAkQc4c&feature=related

Nobody gonna take my car

Im gonna race it to the ground

Nobody gonna beat my car

Its gonna break the speed of sound

Oooh its a killing machine

Its got everything

Like a driving power big fat tyres

And everything

I love it and I need it

I bleed it yeah its a wild hurricane

Alright hold tight

Im a highway star

Nobody gonna take my girl

Im gonna keep her to the end

Nobody gonna have my girl

She stays close on every bend

Oooh shes a killing machine

Shes got everything

Like a moving mouth body control

And everything

I love her I need her

I seed her

Yeah she turns me on

Alright hold on tight

Im a highway star

Nobody gonna take my head

I got speed inside my brain

Nobody gonna steal my head

Now that Im on the road again

Oooh Im in heaven again Ive got everything

Like a moving ground an open road

And everything

I love it and I need it

I seed it

Eight cylinders all mine

Alright hold on tight

Im a highway star

Nobody gonna take my car

Im gonna race it to the ground

Nobody gonna beat my car

Its gonna break the speed of sound

Oooh its a killing machine

Its got everything

Like a driving power big

Fat tyres and everything

I love it and I need it

I bleed it

Yeah its a wild hurricane

Alright hold on tight

Im a highway star

Im a highway star

Im a highway star
Fri, 02/29/2008 - 5:28 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Rented and watched "Across The Universe" last night. Most people think that cover tunes of the Beatles is a sacrelidge, but I think they did a decent job. I'm glad the psychadelic scene 'For the Benefit of Mr. Kite' only lasted about 3 minutes, because that's an instant migraine-starter.

look for Cameos: U2's Bono, Joe Cocker, Eddie Izzard and Salma Hayek
Fri, 02/29/2008 - 11:10 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

If you're gonna leave - emerson hart

Maybe i'm the joker

Maybe i'm the fool in your eyes

Maybe i'm the weak one

Maybe i'm a lie in disguise

Maybe i'm angry

Cause i'm the one whos always wrong

Maybe i'm not the one whos so strong

But did ya think about it

Did ya pull it in and pull out

Could you live without me

Did you ever really have a doubt

But do you understand it baby

When you say its over its done

Maybe i'm not the one

So If you're gonna Leave

Ya you better get going

Cause I ain't wasting no more time

What ya did and what ya didn't

So if you're gonna leave

Ya you better start running

Cause I ain't wasting no more time

What it might have been

We can stand on reason

We can fight about all the things

This isn't for forever

This is more than a wedding ring

But do you understand it baby

When you say its over its done

Maybe i'm not the one

So If you're gonna Leave

Ya you better get going

Cause I ain't wasting no more time

What I did and what I didn't

So if you're gonna leave

Ya you better start running

Cause I ain't wasting no more time

Whoa did it happen again

The things that you wanted

for being a friend

How did it happen again

Just look onward baby

cause some day you might need a friend

So If you're gonna Leave

Ya you better get going

Cause I ain't wasting no more time

What We did and what we didn't

So if you're gonna leave

Ya you better start running

Cause I ain't wasting no more time

I ain't wasting no more time

What it might have been
Mon, 03/03/2008 - 4:27 PM Permalink
ares

Used to dance at Sheiks.

oh i did not just read that. ot. i don't believe it :smile:
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 9:47 AM Permalink
OT

Oh my gosh!! :eek:

Starks Saloon! Starks!

That's pretty funny. Glad you caught that so I can redeem myself. :sheepish:
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 10:07 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

we saw this one, too....

we paid to see something else... and then snuck into this one afterwards, not knowing what it was, or what it was about... I thought it was pretty good...
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 4:32 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

An indirect request by Me2....

Jeans On by David Dundas - 1977

When I wake up in the mornin' light

I pull on my jeans and I feel all right

I pull my blue jeans on

I pull my old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

I pull my blue jeans on

I pull my old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

It's the weekend, and I know that you're free

So pull on your jeans and come on out with me

I need to have you near me

I need to feel you close to me (cha-cha)

I need to have you near me

I need to feel you close to me

You and me, we'll go motorbike ridin'

In the sun and the wind and the rain

I got money in my pocket

Got a tiger in my tank

And I'm king of the road again

I'll meet ya in the usual place

I don't need a thing, 'cept your pretty face

And I need to have you near me

I need to feel you close to me (cha-cha)

I need to have you near me

I need to feel you close to me (cha-cha)

I need to have you near me

I need to feel you close to me

You and me, we'll go motorbike ridin'

In the sun and the wind and the rain

I got money in my pocket

A tiger in my tank

And I'm king of the road again

When I wake up in the mornin' light

I pull on my jeans and I feel all right

I pull my blue jeans on

I pull my old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

I pull my blue jeans on

I pull my old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

I pull my blue jeans on,

I pull my old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

(Cha-cha)(cha-cha)
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 6:49 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Say... myself and the wife are going to Blue Man Group in a couple of weeks at the Xcel. Last time I was there they were using metal detectors at the entrances - are they there all the time?

I'd like to bring our Kodak digital camera and bootleg some photos, but I don't know how likely I will be able to get in with it - it's about the size of a fist, so I can pocket it in a jacket, but...
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 7:03 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Oh, my GAWD! Is there any old videos that are NOT on YouTube?!?!
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 7:46 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Lord David Dundas (born David Paul Nicholas Dundas, 2 June 1945, Oxford, England) is a musician known for his film and television scoring, having previously had limited chart success in the rock genre.

Dundas is the son of the 3rd Marquess of Zetland, and was educated at Harrow and the Central School of Speech and Drama. He is also a one-hit wonder with his 1976 single "Jeans On", which reached #3 in the UK Singles Chart and originally appeared as a television advertising jingle for Brutus Jeans (the words used in the jingle - "I pull my Brutus jeans on" - were replaced with "I pull my old blue jeans on" for the single release). The single was later sampled by Fatboy Slim for his track 'Sho Nuff' which was also used in an advert in 2006 for SEAT Ibiza. .

On 17 December 1971, he married Corinna Maeve Wolfe Scott, and they had two children:
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 7:58 AM Permalink
me2

stick it in your underwear

it works :pbpt: :goofy:
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 9:50 AM Permalink
me2

thanks!

exactly!!!

I dont know the song but the words are perfect.
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 9:51 AM Permalink
me2

I watched the 2nd video first --- hahaha so thats who you took dance lessons from!! that was hilarious - I loved it!

both videos had escalator scenes -
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 10:02 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That dude has everything.

I have this one myself
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 6:23 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

I grew up listening to this one - think we wore out a needle playing it so often...






Mon, 03/10/2008 - 6:49 AM Permalink
me2

I used to have that!

along with Peter and the Wolf, Cinderella, Winnie the Pooh

I'm sure I had others but those were awesome

I was disappointed when I went to Disneyworld and actually rode the Its A Small Wold ride - nothing like the cover. still liked the ride, just not what I expected, maybe the difference between being a kid and growing up.
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 6:59 PM Permalink
me2

I know this sounds weird but...

Your sexy big red X is the coolest & most beautiful I've ever seen!
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 7:01 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I totally thought the same thing. There was such big hype about that ride back in the 60's and then to actually see it and it was a bit lame for me as well. I did like the haunted mansion though.
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 8:31 PM Permalink
KITCH

"I'm Still A Guy"

When you see a deer you see Bambi

And I see antlers up on the wall

When you see a lake you think picnic

And I see a large mouth up under that log

You're probably thinking that you're going to change me

In some ways well maybe you might

Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what

I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk, naked girl

You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy

And I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of

And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall

But remember, I'm still a guy

I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends

Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"

From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club

And building a fire in a cave

But when you say a backrub means only a backrub

Then you swat my hand when I try

Well, what can I say at the end of the day

Honey, I'm still a guy

I'll pour out my heart

Hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials

Manicured, waxed and botoxed

With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands

You can't grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered

It's hip now to be feminized

I don't highlight my hair

I've still got a pair

Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked

There's a gun in my truck

Oh thank God, I'm still a guy
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 5:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

I don't highlight my hair

I still like THX's hair...'cept he's not going to color it anymore... :frown:
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 5:20 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Not even for you?
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 2:14 PM Permalink
me2

Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females

With 3-inch cherry red press-on Lee nails

Reach into my mind for the rhymes I'm seeking

Like a garbage bag full overflowing now it's leaking

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair

So I can climb up and get into your underwear

Rat soup eating test cheating no business punk

You're insecure born in the junkyard with the junk

You've gone wet look crazy and messed with your head

You messed around and wound up with the bald skin head

You're all mixed up like pasta primavera

Why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera man

Cause one man's ceiling is another man's floor

So get that money out of your ass you whore

I brought her upstairs onto the roof

I dogged your wife and she is a doofus

What goes around, comes around

Clean B cleaning the G spot you know that we've got

Dolemite's house and you have not

Look out my window look over the city

With two black eyes your girl ain't that pretty

Why you wanna beat that brat with a bat

Why you wanna treat your girl like that

Living in the rat race smoking rat weed

You reap what you sow when you plant the seed

Bum cheese on rye with ham and prosciutto

Got more Louie than Phil Rizzuto

What goes around, comes around
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 4:33 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Anybody have this record? I can't count how many times I listened to this. :ooh: :ooh:

Tue, 03/11/2008 - 4:33 PM Permalink
jREST

WOW - I have not thought about or seen that in a LONG time. Used to have this one, still have a bunch of vinyl in the basement, but don't think this one made it with me. Thanks for that smile :grin: :smile:
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 6:36 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

You may recognize the narrator from the start of this video, then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDsEhb-SvOI

The fireworks display at Disney set in sync to the haunted mansion into and other 'scary' music...
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 6:47 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks for that smile

With that comment I know that you know what I'm talking about. I can't count the number of times I walked on that scary ass bridge with that dude. Those deep screams were nutz! :ooh:
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 7:50 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I can't view anything on Youtube for some reason tonight. Just audio. I do recognize that voice though. Not from that record but from the actual ride itself and a different record my dad used to score our visit to Disneyland in '79 on Super 8 film.

Thanks!

I gotta find the main street parade theme somewhere now.
Tue, 03/11/2008 - 7:53 PM Permalink
me2

I remember that creepy record - loved it!

I need a copy of that
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 6:24 AM Permalink
me2

When a man loves a woman

Can't keep his mind on nothing else

He'll trade the world

For the good thing he's found

If she's bad he can't see it

She can do no wrong

Turn his back on his best friend

If he put her down

When a man loves a woman

Spend his very last dime

Tryin' to hold on to what he needs

He'd give up all his comfort

Sleep out in the rain

If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman

I gave you everything I had

Tryin' to hold on to your precious love

Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman

Down deep in his soul

She can bring him such misery

If she plays him for a fool

He's the last one to know

Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman

He can do no wrong

He can never own some other girl

Yes when a man loves a woman

I know exactly how he feels

'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman.....
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 6:26 AM Permalink
me2

Lying beside you

Here in the dark

Feeling your heart with mine

Softly you whisper

You're so sincere

How could our love be so blind

We sailed on together

We drifted apart

And here you are

By my side

So now I come to you

With open arms

Nothing to hide

Believe what I say

So here I am

With open arms

Hoping you'll see

What your love means to me

Open arms

Living without you

Living alone

This empty house seems so cold

Wanting to hold you

Wanting you near

How much I wanted you home

But now that you've come back

Turned night into day

I need you to stay

So now I come to you

With open arms

Nothing to hide

Believe what I say

So here I am

With open arms

Hoping you'll see

What your love means to me

Open arms
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 7:12 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:barf: :lipsealed: :wink:
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 7:40 AM Permalink
me2

:eyeroll:

its what was on the radio in anothers cubicle at work

whatever -
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 8:09 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Journey always makes me think of slow Junior High dances - standing about as far away as you could from a GIRL :pbpt: and still keep a hand on their hip
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 9:32 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Journey reminds me of this:
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 12:15 PM Permalink
Clue Master

heH :eyeroll:
Wed, 03/12/2008 - 1:21 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Just for kitch

Brother bought a coconut

He bought it for a dime.

His sister had another

She paid it for the lime.

She put the lime in the coconut

she drank them both up.
  • 3

    she put the lime in the coconut

    she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

    "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take"

    I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

    I said, "Doctor ain't there nothing I can take"

    I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

    Now let me get this straight;

    You put the lime in the coconut

    You drank them both up

    You put the lime in the coconut,

    You drank them both up

    put the lime in the coconut,

    you drank them both up

    put the lime in the coconut,

    called your doctor, woke him up, and said,

    "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take"

    I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

    I said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take"

    I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

    You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together,

    put the lime in the cocount, then you'll feel better.

    Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both up,

    Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."

    Brother bought a coconut

    He bought it for a dime.

    His sister had another

    She paid it for the lime.

    She put the lime in the coconut

    she drank them both up.

    she put the lime in the coconut

    Called the doctor, woke him up, and said

    "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take"

    I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

    I said, "Doctor ain't there nothing I can take"

    I said, "Doctor"

    Now let me get this straight;

    You put the lime in the coconut

    You drank them both up

    put the lime in the coconut,

    You drink them both up

    the lime in the coconut,

    you drink them both up

    you put the lime in the coconut,

    you're such a silly woman,

    put a lime in the coconut,

    and drink them both together,

    put the lime in the coconut,

    then you'll feel better.

    put the lime in the coconut,

    drink them both down,

    put the lime in the coconut,

    and call me in the morning
  • Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:09 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    For Cluemaster

    Day-o, day-ay-ay-o

    Daylight come and he wan' go home

    Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o

    Daylight come and he wan' go home

    Work all night on a drink a'rum

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Stack banana till thee morning come

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Day, he say day-ay-ay-o

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Hide thee deadly black tarantula

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Day, he say day-ay-ay-o

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Day-o, day-ay-ay-o

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)

    Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o

    (Daylight come and he wan' go home)
    Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:11 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    For Mad Dog

    Hello Mudda,

    hello Fadda,

    Here I am at

    Camp Granada.

    Camp is very

    entertaining,

    And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

    I went hiking

    with Joe Spivy;

    He developed

    poison ivy.

    You remember

    Lenard Skinner;

    He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

    All the counselors

    hate the waiters,

    And the lake has

    alligators,

    And the head coach

    wants no sissies,

    So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

    Now I don't want

    that this should scare you,

    But my bunkmate

    has malaria.

    You remember

    Jeffery Hardy,

    They're about to organize a searching party.

    Take me home, oh

    Mudda, Fadda,

    Take me home, I

    hate Granada!

    Don't leave me

    out in the forest,

    Where I might get eaten by a bear.

    Take me home,

    I promise I will not make noise,

    Or mess the house

    with other boys,

    O please don't

    make me stay,

    I've been here one whole day.

    Dearest Father,

    Darling Mother,

    How's my precious

    little brudda?

    Let me come home

    if you miss me,

    I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

    Wait a minute,

    it stopped hailing,

    Guys are swimming,

    guys are sailing.

    Playing baseball,

    gee that's betta,

    Mudda, Fadda kindly disregard this letta!
    Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:13 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Thanks 3M - Now I'll never get it out of my head. :eyeroll:
    Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:13 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    well since I'm stuck with brown chicken brown cow I thought I'd share the misery.
    Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:15 PM Permalink