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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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Clue Master

Haha - Now I get it. Thanks for that now too then. :eyeroll: :eyeroll:
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 1:21 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

There is DEFINITELY an ear worm infection in this room! Well, it's a corn ear, but you get the general idea...






Fri, 03/14/2008 - 2:27 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

You know, I have all of these 'ear worm' songs in my iTunes playlist. It's 10:00 on Friday night, and do you know what is stuck in my head?...
















Whomever started that lame joke is just plain evil...
Fri, 03/14/2008 - 6:56 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

I heard it KDWB :smile:
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 5:56 AM Permalink
ares

whaddya mean. it looks exactly like it does on the sleeve.

<-- misses some of the disneyland-specific variants of the rides since we started going to florida instead. pirates just isn't the same without going through the bayou and the initial drop.
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 10:16 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Exactly :frown:
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 1:36 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Dedicated to Ares:
ares, "Ask Kitch Anything thread" #2302, 15 Mar 2008 10:21 am

The Meaning Of Life by Monty Python

Why are we here, what's life all about?

Is God really real, or is there some doubt?

Well tonight, we're going to sort it all out

For tonight it's the Meaning of Life.

What's the point of all this hoax?

Is it the chicken and the egg time,

Are we just yolks?

Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes.

Well ça c'est the Meaning of Life.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules,

While we're searching for something to say,

Or are we just simply spiralling coils,

Of self-replicating DNA?

In this life, what is our fate?

Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?

Is mankind evolving or is it too late?

Well tonight here's the Meaning of Life.

For millions this life is a sad vale of tears,

Sitting round with nothing to say,

While scientists say we're just spiralling coils,

Of self-replicating DNA.

So just why, why are we here?

And just what, what, what, what do we fear?

Well çe soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,

For this is the Meaning of Life

-c'est la sens de la vie,

This is the Meaning of Life.
Sat, 03/15/2008 - 3:47 PM Permalink
me2

~*~ Coming Undone ~*~

Keep holding on

When my brain's tickin' like a bomb

Guess the black thoughts have come again to get me

Sweet bitter words

Unlike nothing I have heard

Sing along mocking bird

You don't affect me

That's right

Deliverance of my heart

Be straight

Be deliberate

Wait

I'm coming undone

Unlaced

I'm coming undone

Too late

I'm coming undone

What looks so strong

So delicate

Wait

I'm starting to suffocate

And soon I anticipate

I'm coming undone

What looks so strong

So delicate

Choke choke again

I thought my demons were my friends

Getting me in the end

They're out to get me

Since I was young

I've tasted sorrow on my tongue

And this sweet chugga gun

Does not protect me

That's right

Trigger between my eyes

Please strike

Make it quick now

Wait

I'm coming undone

Unlaced

I'm coming undone

Too late

I'm coming undone

What looks so strong

So delicate

Wait

I'm starting to suffocate

And soon I anticipate

I'm coming undone

What looks so strong

So delicate

I'm trying to hold it together

Head is lighter than a feather

Looks like i'm not getting better

Not getting better

Wait

I'm coming undone

Unlaced

I'm coming undone

Too late

I'm coming undone

What looks so strong

So delicate

Wait

I'm starting to suffocate

And soon I anticipate

I'm coming undone

What looks so strong

So delicate
Sun, 03/16/2008 - 10:40 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Sun, 03/16/2008 - 11:21 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Possum Kingdom Lyrics

Artist: The Toadies

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F5Cf5OusjrQ

Make up your mind

Decide to walk with me

Around the lake tonight

Around the lake tonight

By my side

By my side

I'm not gonna lie

I'll not be a gentleman

Behind the boathouse

I'll show you my dark secret

I'm not gonna lie

I want you for mine

My blushing bride

My lover, be my lover, yeah...

Don't be afraid

I didn't mean to scare you

So help me, Jesus

I can promise you

You'll stay as beautiful

With dark hair

And soft skin...forever

Forever

Make up your mind

Make up your mind

And I'll promise you

I will treat you well

My sweet angel

So help me, Jesus

(hey, hey, hey)

Give it up to me

Give it up to me

Do you wanna be

My angel?

So help me!

Be my angel

Be my angel

Do you wanna die?

I promise you

I will treat you well

My sweet angel

So help me, Jesus

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus...
Sun, 03/16/2008 - 2:40 PM Permalink
me2

reminds me of como lake
Sun, 03/16/2008 - 10:03 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Kid Rock went on pre-sale today. I had 2nd row tickets until I realized that 5/24 is Memorial weekend and I might be out of town. FWIW - my fist try at the password worked. Guess what it was? ROCK

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/06004075C52FB6FF/

HeH tricky :eyeroll:
Fri, 03/28/2008 - 10:30 AM Permalink
me2

memorial day being the 26th- wow- feels early, kinda like easter was this year though - weird. Bummer, I was hoping to go to that too.
Fri, 03/28/2008 - 11:15 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

No real lyrics to post, but this is where I'll be 2morrow nite...






Fri, 03/28/2008 - 12:18 PM Permalink
me2

that will be an amazing experience

have a great time!
Fri, 03/28/2008 - 12:22 PM Permalink
KITCH

in the future...

for stuff like this...sometimes Rochester is an better option..

smaller venue and sometimes the tickets are cheaper...

I just figured that out this past week when I was looking for tickets to the globetrotters
Fri, 03/28/2008 - 2:11 PM Permalink
KITCH

which btw didn't work out...sunday show is in rochester and I can't make that...

:frown:

sat. was a little to spendy to go to the target center for crummy seats
Fri, 03/28/2008 - 2:13 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

I think you're right about that - I got to see the globettrotters as a kid at Mankato State Univ. - Not floor seats, but darn near. They were general admin tickets and we got there about an hour before the show.
Fri, 03/28/2008 - 4:26 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Xcel Energy Center has a preview map of what a concert setting looks like: You click on the section you are sitting in, and it pops up a picture - that way you get a good idea where you are sitting. We're in the fourth row of this section:








I guess I'm probably too pumped up for the show - I haven't been to a 'real' concert for a very long time. I think Def Leppard at the State fair was the last time - jeez was that like eight years ago?
Fri, 03/28/2008 - 9:42 PM Permalink
KITCH

looks like a blast :smile:
Sat, 03/29/2008 - 4:19 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:sad:
Sat, 03/29/2008 - 10:03 AM Permalink
OT

I saw him sing this on Celebrity Apprentice the other night and cried like a baby. So true.
Sat, 03/29/2008 - 10:06 AM Permalink
me2

I hope that doesn't mean that he won.

please don't tell me- I actually want the other guy to win.

He worked harder at winning where as even though I really like Trace, he slid under the raidar so much.

reminds me of a cats in the cradle theme.

nice song
Sat, 03/29/2008 - 12:40 PM Permalink
Redbear

Nope, didn't win. Best liked though.
Tue, 04/01/2008 - 7:35 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Bastard! :angry:
Thu, 04/03/2008 - 10:26 PM Permalink
Redbear

Whoops. Tivo mistake?
Fri, 04/04/2008 - 10:40 AM Permalink
me2

I just want you close

Where you can stay forever

You can be sure

That it will only get better

You and me together

Through the days and nights

I don't worry 'cause

Everything's going to be alright

People keep talking they can say what they like

But all i know is everything's going to be alright

No one, no one, no one

Can get in the way of what I'm feeling

No one, no one, no one

Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you

Can get in the way of what I feel for you

When the rain is pouring down

And my heart is hurting

You will always be around

This I know for certain

You and me together

Through the days and nights

I don't worry 'cause

Everything's going to be alright

People keep talking they can say what they like

But all i know is everything's going to be alright

No one, no one, no one

Can get in the way of what I'm feeling

No one, no one, no one

Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you

Can get in the way of what I feel

I know some people search the world

To find something like what we have

I know people will try try to divide something so real

So till the end of time I'm telling you there ain't no one

No one, no one, no one

Can get in the way of what I'm feeling

No one, no one, no one

Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you

Can get in the way of what I feel for you
Fri, 04/04/2008 - 4:45 PM Permalink
me2

Now I don't wanna lose you,

but I don't wanna use you

just to have somebody by my side

And I don't wanna hate you

I don't wanna take you

But I don't wanna be the one to cry

That don't really matter to anyone, anymore

But like a fool I keep losing my place

And I keep seeing you walk through that door

But there's a danger in loving somebody too much

And it's sad when you know it's your heart you can't trust

There's a reason why people don't stay where they are

Baby sometimes love just ain't enough

Now I could never change you

and I don't wanna blame you

Baby you don't have to take the fault

Yes I may have hurt you

But I did not desert you

Maybe I just wanna have it all

It makes a sound like thunder

It makes me feel like rain

And like a fool who will never see the truth

I keep thinking something's gonna change

But there's a danger in loving somebody too much

And it's sad when you know it's your heart you can't trust

There's a reason why people don't stay where they are

Baby sometimes love just ain't enough

And there's no way home

when it's late at night and you're all alone

Are there things that you wanted to say

Do you feel me beside you in your bed

there beside you where I used to lay

And there's a Danger in loving somebody too much

And it's sad when you know it's your heart they can't touch.

There's a reason why people don't say who they are

Baby sometimes love just ain't enough.

Baby sometimes love-it just ain't enough...ohh, No. No.
Tue, 04/08/2008 - 8:05 AM Permalink
me2

You're not alone

Together we stand

I'll be by your side, you know I'll take your hand

When it gets cold

And it feels like the end

There's no place to go

You know I won't give in

No I won't give in

Keep holding on

'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through

Just stay strong

'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you

There's nothing you could say

Nothing you could do

There's no other way when it comes to the truth

So keep holding on

'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through

So far away

I wish you were here

Before it's too late, this could all disappear

Before the doors close

And it comes to an end

With you by my side I will fight and defend

I'll fight and defend

Yeah, yeah

Keep holding on

'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through

Just stay strong

'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you

There's nothing you could say

Nothing you could do

There's no other way when it comes to the truth

So keep holding on

'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through

Hear me when I say, when I say I believe

Nothing's gonna change, nothing's gonna change destiny

Whatever's meant to be will work out perfectly

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Keep holding on

'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through

Just stay strong

'Cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you

There's nothing you could say

Nothing you could do

There's no other way when it comes to the truth

So keep holding on

'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through

Keep holding on

Keep holding on

There's nothing you could say

Nothing you could do

There's no other way when it comes to the truth

So keep holding on

'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through
Tue, 04/08/2008 - 8:43 AM Permalink
mucluck

She asks me why

I'm just a hairy guy

I'm hairy noon and night

Hair that's a fright

I'm hairy high and low

Don't ask me why

Don't know

It's not for lack of break

Like the Grateful Dead

Darling

Gimme head with hair

Long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming,

Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair

Shoulder length or longer

Here baby, there mama

Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair

Let it fly in the breeze

And get caught in the trees

Give a home to the fleas in my hair

A home for fleas

A hive for bees

A nest for birds

There ain't no words

For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder

Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy

Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty

Oily, greasy, fleecy

Shining, gleaming, streaming

Flaxen, waxen

Knotted, polka-dotted

Twisted, beaded, braided

Powdered, flowered, and confettied

Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see

My eyes if you can

Then my hair's too short

Down to here

Down to there

Down to where

It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go

When they see me in my toga

My toga made of blond

Brilliantined

Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it

Hallelujah I adore it

Hallelujah Mary loved her son

Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair
Fri, 04/11/2008 - 8:28 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I love that song :smile:

The Cowsills did it best

I have the movie somewhere... Pretty good, too. What I remember of it...
Sun, 04/13/2008 - 7:05 PM Permalink
KITCH

Paralyzer lyrics finger 11

I hold on so nervously

To me and my drink

I wish it was cooling me

But so far, has not been good

ItÂ’s been shitty

And I feel awkward, as I should

This club has got to be

The most pretentious thing

Since I thought you and me

Well I am imagining

A dark lit place

Or your place or my place

Well IÂ’m not paralyzed

But, I seem to be struck by you

I want to make you move

Because youÂ’re standing still

If your body matches

What your eyes can do

YouÂ’ll probably move right through

Me on my way to you

I hold out for one more drink

Before I think

IÂ’m looking too desperately

But so far has not been fun

I should just stay home

If one thing really means one

This club will hopefully

Be closed in three weeks

That would be cool with me

Well IÂ’m still imagining

A dark lit place

Or your place or my place

Well, IÂ’m not paralyzed

But, I seem to be struck by you

I want to make you move

Because youÂ’re standing still

If your body matches

What your eyes can do

YouÂ’ll probably move right through

Me on my way to you

WeÂ’ll, IÂ’m not paralyzed

But, I seem to be struck by you

I want to make you move

Because youÂ’re standing still

If your body matches

What your eyes can do

YouÂ’ll probably move right through

Me on my way to you

IÂ’m not paralyzed

But, I seem to be struck by you

I want to make you move

Because youÂ’re standing still

If your body matches

What your eyes can do

YouÂ’ll probably move right through

Me on my way to you

YouÂ’ll probably move right through

Me on my way to you

YouÂ’ll probably move right through

Me on my way to you

seems like everywhere i turn i hear this song...wanted to know what the lyrics was as half the time i can't hear all the words...
Mon, 04/14/2008 - 5:46 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

(I had no idea this song went back to 1977!)

Alright you Coral reefers - Sing along...

Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet

Nibblin' on sponge cake,

Watchin' the sun bake,

All of those tourists covered with oil...

Strummin' my six-string,

On my front porch swing,

Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil...

Wastin' away again in margaritaville...

Searching for my lost shaker of salt...

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame...

But I know its nobody's fault.

I don't know the reason,

I stayed here all season,

Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo;

But its a real beauty,

A mexican cutie,

How it got here I haven't a clue.

Wastin' away again in margaritaville...

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt...

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame...

Now I think,

Hell, it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip-flop,

Stepped on a pop-top,

Cut my heel had to cruise on back home,

But theres booze in the blender,

And soon it will render,

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wastin' away again in margaritaville...

Searching for my lost shaker of salt...

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame...

But I know, its my own damn fault.

Yes, and some people claim that theres a woman to blame,

And I know its my own damn fault.
Tue, 04/15/2008 - 9:34 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

^

He said reefers!!!!!

 :eyeroll: :eyeroll:
Tue, 04/15/2008 - 11:38 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

THE WHITE STRIPES LYRICS

"Icky Thump"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1OjTspCqvk8

Yah-hee, icky thump

Who'd-a thunk?

Sittin' drunk

On a wagon to Mexico

Her hair, what a chump

And my head

Got a bump

When I hit it on the radio

Red-head señorita

Lookin' dead

Came to said,

"I need a bed" en español

gimme a drink a water

I'm gonna sing around the collar

Well, I don't need a microphone

[guitar solo]

[keyboard solo]

Icky thump, with a lump

In my throat

Grabbed my coat

And now it's reckon

I was ready to go

Yeah, I swam beside the hair

She had one white eye

One blank stare

Lookin' up, lyin' there

On a stand in her hair

Was a candy cane

Black rum, sugar cane

Dry ice, somethin' strange!

La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa

[keyboard solo]

Well, Americans, what?

Nothing better to do?

Why don't you kick yourself out?

You're an immigrant too?

Who's usin' who?

What should we do?

Well you can't be a pimp

And a prostitute too

Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk

Robbed blind

Looked around

And there was nobody else

Left alone

I hit myself with a stone

Went home

And learned how to clean up after myself
Fri, 04/18/2008 - 2:21 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Calling all Metalheads!

Awesome lineup - crappy schedule :angry:

Tune rox anyway!

I'd give anything to see Testament again. :frown: I bowled with those cats back in the day
Tue, 04/22/2008 - 5:22 AM Permalink
KITCH

This is a song that nobody knows

I couldn't begin to describe how it goes

But it makes me cry or laugh right out loud

It's a song that I sing when there's no one around

This is the man that nobody sees

He wears my old clothes and he looks just like me

Just one of the boys who gets lost in the crowd

He's the man that I am when there's no one around

It's four in the morning

Im lyin' in bed

A tape of my failures

Playin' inside my head

It's heartaches and hard knocks

And things I don't know

I listen and I wonder

Where will it go

This is a glimpse of the child that's within

He's so immature but he's still my best friend

If he could learn how to fly he'd never touch down

He's the kid that I am when there's no one around

This is the dance I do every day

I let my feet go and get carried away

I let my soul lead and follow the sound

It's the dance that I do when there's no one around

It's four in the morning

Im lyin' in bed

A tape of my failures

Playin' inside my head

It's heartaches and hard knocks

And things I don't know

I listen and I wonder

Where will it go

This is a song that nobody knows

I still can't begin to describe how it goes

But it makes me cry or laugh right out loud

It's a song that I sing when there's no one around

It's a song that I sing when there's no one around

when theres no one around... garth
Tue, 04/22/2008 - 5:37 AM Permalink
OT

That reminds me of this, and your welcome in advance. :smile:

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue singing it forever just because...









:sillygrin:
Tue, 04/22/2008 - 6:31 AM Permalink
me2

Nostradamus - interesting

that guy look more like a fortune teller than a future teller.

Reminds me of the fortune teller in BIG but this one is just a little more evil looking. Who wants an evil fortune teller? sounds scary.
Tue, 04/22/2008 - 6:32 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That was highly entertaining. Thanks
Wed, 04/23/2008 - 5:18 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Mesmerizing
Wed, 04/23/2008 - 5:50 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

ya now just think If I was medicating!!!! lol
Wed, 04/23/2008 - 6:01 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Boy are these fun!
Wed, 04/23/2008 - 6:21 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

Another words STOP AND Go TO WORK!!! lol!!

more tomorrow!!!
Wed, 04/23/2008 - 6:26 PM Permalink