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mrmnmikey

Could it be possible side effects of any of your medications?
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:32 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

7 weeks of training with someone and nothing happens. First night on my own and all hell breaks loose. :angry: :angry:

(it wasn't really that bad, just frustrating)
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:42 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

No... I was only like a block away anyhow....

what I cant understand is.... there were TWO of them...

I can see if maybe one by themself might think what I was wearing matched the guy they were looking for, or something, and he would react quick, without thinking a lot....

but for two of them to do that, and one of them didnt stop and go "wait a minute dude.... that guy isnt black"?
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:49 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

just because the word "brain" is in the city name, doesnt mean they need to have them to live there....

the guy that ran the Debate stuff at Johnson wanted me to do it, but I refused, and did Speech instead - they offered a humorous interpretation category that I couldnt pass up....
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:53 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

"Hey, it was dark out..." :pbpt:

Gotta start wearing that ABBA T-shirt and the rainbow wig again. Oversize clown shoes would probably help.

Luckily I've never been on the 'cuffed' side of the cops.

Last time I was in Menard's something kinda odd happened... the second I walked in the door the cust. service desk paged on the intercom something like; "Security Code D at the service desk."

Then, every time I walked near another counter I heard "Security Code D at Paint Desk"; Plumbing, Appliances, etc... etc... everywhere I went in the store they did this same page on the intercom. I picked up a few things and went to the checkout. "Security Code D" came out of the exit desk attendant as I was walking out. I seriously thought I was going to be nabbed in the parking lot and dragged back inside, but nothing happened. I dunno if they thought I was packing heat or something but it was definitely weird.
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 9:00 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

that kinda crap happens to me every once in a while...

seems like just about the time I go "hmmm.... I havent been busted by the cops for something completely ridiculous in a while" that it'll happen pretty soon after....

last winter, Carolyn was making manicotti, one night, and needed some more ricotta cheese for it... so I ran to cub foods over in Sun Ray to get some, as well as some other groceries...

I was there for like a half an hour, before finding out that the ATM wasnt working, so I had to go to the other Cub, further down White Bear Ave, in Maplewood...... that should tell you what I had to deal with already - Maplewood cops...

anyhow...

I get the groceries, and start heading home, and get pulled over, right by Aldrich Arena.... cop sits there for like 15 mins, without coming up to me.... turns out he was radioing in for backup..... 5 additional cars worth....

they had me pull into the S.A. parking lot, and then THREW me out of the car, and into a squad, no questions asked.... didnt even have time to cuff me - I was in my pajammas, by the way - and they took my shoes, before they wrestled me into the squad car... evidentlly to look for drugs...

so they tear the car apart, spreading my belongings all over the lot, to find nothing at all.... and as their doing this, one of them comes, pulls me outta the car, because he wants to talk to meÂ….

My cell phone rings, just then, and its Carolyn – she had called, right as I was being pulled over, and wanted to know what was up…. So I answer infront of him, and go “hold on… I think they want to kick my ass some more”….

So im standing there, in my pajammas, no shoes, and its freezing outside…. and the cop goes “Where is it?”….

“where’s what?”

“don’t be stupid, you know what I’m talking about…. Wheres the stuff you stole from that warehouse?”

Turned out that they had a call, about 20 minutes earlier, about a car with a loud muffler that stole a buncha crap from a warehouse, someplace in whitebear lakeÂ….. no other description, other than thatÂ….

After I got that bit of info from him I say “look…. All you found in my car was a couple bags of groceries…. And im standing out here in my f**king pajammas…. You tell me, where the hell the stuff is!

I told him that I had been at another cub foods around the time that I was supposedly stealing whatever it was that went missing, and he could feel free to check the security tapes thereÂ….

He didnÂ’t need to, because evidentlly they felt they had the wrong guy, after DESTROYING the inside of my car, and coming up empty handedÂ….

AND leaving me to pick up the mess in the parking lotÂ…

DudeÂ…. ItÂ’s the east side of saint paulÂ…. How many fÂ’n cars do you think there are around there with noisey mufflers?!?! Cause I can think of about 10Â….
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 9:11 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I swear... one of these times Im gonna make it onto an episode of Cops, being wrongfully busted for something or other....

Its like playing the lottery.... they've gotta have a camera crew with them eventually, right?
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 9:23 AM Permalink
Redbear

Well to be fair, if you're buttoned up, and not alot of your face is showing, with the heavy beard you're sporting, it's within the realm of possibility that the original witness mistook a dark face for an african-american face, and they stopped you.

Pigs, man.
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 9:46 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Weren't you in that Verizon cell phone commercial? The "Guest" who never got that message about the security system code? :wink:
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:19 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

well come out here and warm me up then damn it.

I'm COLD. I've had to break out my long johns and things that I haven't taken out of the box since I was there.
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:47 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

that sucks Nick.

I once played against a soccer team of "sheriffs" which felt it necessary to tell us they were sheriffs - when the game got too rough.

I asked them, so what are you going to do? after the game, run outside and write down all of our license plate numbers? Great you are 'sheriffs' I'm the queen of england.

turns out they weren't actual sheriffs (well they were and they weren't) they were jailers, who most of the beat sheriffs out here think are crap.
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:49 AM Permalink
jREST

Here's one for you.. Got pulled over by the cops when living out in CA driving an old 77' landcruiser. Anyway, the weekend before I had been camping in the desert and doing some general target shooting and stuff. Did not get a couple spent shotgun shells cleaned out of the truck (police your shells), so the lady cop while looking in my car talking to me notices the empty shotgun casing and all hell breaks loose.

Pull me outta the car, my passenger (she was cute, but now pissed off). More squads show up, and again I am sitting on a cop car hood, in handcuffs getting the fifth degree. They tear the truck apart looking for weapons, and keep asking where I have them hidden and what I was doing. Repeat story of camping and stuff... Finally with all my stuff laying on the ground, they can't find any weapons - DUH that's what I keep telling you. OK, well here is a ticket anyway, but you can go.

I turn around and who is standing there in the crowd watching, but my Pop with a big smile on his face. He was apparently driving past and recognized the ride and parked and got in with the peanut gallery of a crowd and then had a good laugh after the cops spilt.

Pissed me off that I then had to clean up all my stuff, but was a pretty funny adventure, that I knew the folks would believe, since one of them was standing there watching the whole thing.
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:04 PM Permalink
me2

great stories guys!
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

More than likely. Or the mix is setting something amiss. I actually lost a second of consciousness today and hit my head on my desk. WTF!!?? I need to force myself to sleep or something. I'm gonna try dropping every PRN med tonight with hope that I'll be able to rest without my brain racing all the time. :eyeroll:
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:37 PM Permalink
Eags

Be very, very careful with that, OK?
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:44 PM Permalink
OT

Here's my Menard's story. Last summer I pulled into the lot of the WSP Menard's and as I was getting out of my car I heard some yelling. I looked across the lot and an aisle over there was a young man mugging an old guy between two cars. The young guy was holding a pipe wrench. I hurried over and yelled at the young guy, "What do you think you're doing!?". He told me he was store security and the old guy had ripped off the wrench. Oh well. Carry on then. He finally got the guy back in the store, but boy, the guy put up quite a fight.
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 6:02 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

probably the weirdest time Ive had, being pulled over, happened back when I was like 20-21....

I was pulled over on Earl, right over here on the east side, by my house....

I wasnt speeding, or anything else....

I had my liscense, and insurance info ready for the copper, when he walked up....

conversation:

him - "You know why I pulled you over?"

me - "uhh..... no..."

him - "Good. Lets keep it that way."

then he got back into his car and left....
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 7:17 PM Permalink
katsmeow

mean controlling wenches...

just got home from the Klondike Kate CD release party... there is a certain person who is very controlling and has a habit of rubbing people the wrong way....

So I'm having a good time with 2 good friends having a Christmas drink together when the "person" interrupts us to ask my friend about a schedule she is doing (for carnival), explaining that she is waiting to hear back on a couple of places... she DEMANDED that my friend get her the schedule by Sunday night or she is going ahead and scheduling the time..... "you can't do that, what if the time you schedule doesn't work for the places..."

This goes back and forth for about 10 mins... my friend is trying to stay positive, but yet not being pushed around... and this person was down right rude and nasty in her tone, body language and in her words... I found myself beginning to shake from my rage that was coming to a head...

I finally stood up and put myself between my friend and this person, " you are a F B. I am trying to enjoy a christmas drink with my friend so you are done and you need to walk away NOW... thank you she says and grabs my hands.... I squeezed her back very hard and repeated NOW WALK AWAY.... she did....

So if you all start to here rumors about an incident at Mancini's that would be me. (I was assured by my 2 friends that she will be telling everyone that will listen about what happen and she will be the victim)...

Whatever!
Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:27 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

...I squeezed her back very hard and repeated NOW WALK AWAY...So if you all start to hear rumors about an incident at Mancini's that would be me...

What if we see one of the Kates holding her microphone with her elbows? :wink:
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:29 AM Permalink
katsmeow

Don't worry - it was not a KATE... They are cool!!!
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:59 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Unhealthy crippling stress last night
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:19 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Being numb
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:21 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Whats your doctor saying about all this?
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:05 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Yea I had a run in with North St Paul cops once. I was at a freinds house and he told me his girlfreind called the cops on him because they were fighting. She must told them he was using drugs or something. When the cops arrived a minute later they wanted to search my car for drugs. I said yea, go ahead. The popped the trunk and found nothing. The other cop searched the inside and came out with a cheap serated steak Knife that was on the dash board. I had been camping and just got home an hour before and still had camping stuff in the car. They wrote me a ticket and I ended up being charged with a misdemeanor weapons charge, that they refused to drop. Pissed me off! I wasn't even in the car when they arrived and didn't have to let them search. The knife was so cheap I dont think it could even have been used as a weapon.
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:12 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Whats your doctor saying about all this?

It's both physical and mental numbness. The physical side is being treated with old lady pressure socks and the mental side is being treated with vodka. :wink:

Speaking of, won't I see you at my doctors appointment about 8 tonight? :litesmile:
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:13 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

yes the Dr will be in about 8.


Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:17 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I might have told my cop story before but I'll say it again anyway.

This exact time of year about 10 years ago I was bringing home a black (yes it's important) employee of mine on the East Side after working late one night. I swung into the gas station on Johnson Pky only to see it was closed. I get a few blocks away and just around the corner from his apartment, we're instantly surrounded by 6 cop cars all skidding in with their roof lights on and spot lights directed right at both of us. WTF!? We both look at each other and asked what the hell the other one was wanted for. Nothing of course. They had us do the whole get out and lie in the snowy, muddy street while they cuffed us and walked us back to different cars while holding a gun to our heads.

It looked like they thought they just caught the Dillinger gang or something. After a while I asked WTF the deal was and it turns out that they did what they did because my -NOT- license plates came back as stolen. One plate was on the car. Which was registered to my gray Mercury Cougar. Did I mention that the plate was on the car that it was registered to? Sheesh!

When I pointed out the fact that it was a match and wanted to be let go they said that I better be quiet or they'll give me a ticket for the Christmas lights I had in my back window. Talk about a scrooge.

Anyway, we both figured that they had nothing better to do and when they noticed a white guy in a suit driving with a black guy late at night in the East Side, there had to be something up. The cop that seen us together was apparently at that gas station and thought we were going to rob the place but took off once we seen him. Yeah right. Ummm OK. Whatever.

My plates were still listed as stolen even after I received two duplicate sets of new ones from the state. I had to call the precincts where they took the reports and say that I found them or the same thing would happen again. I was able to get a statement from a Washington county judge that said it was OK for me to have only the back plate displayed on my car since the front one was stolen so many times.

Of course now I have a different plate that teenagers don't necessarily care to have. :wink: :smile:
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:32 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Nice!!! :cool:

Good photo too Kat :smile:
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:33 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Having to delete special text messages from all of my old phones and not being able to forward them. :chagrin:

Nice sentimental memories to read through one last time anyway.
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:02 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Of course now I have a different plate that teenagers don't necessarily care to have...






Something you can do with your old plates...



 MN License Plate Purse






Interesting design but I'll be dammed to pay $55 for it.
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:22 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Interesting design but I'll be dammed to pay $55 for it.

yea, you can carry a purse for a lot cheaper than that!
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:33 AM Permalink
Clue Master

BWAHHH!!!
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:36 AM Permalink
me2

I thought you were able to save all those.
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:03 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Only able to save to the phone :confused:
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:10 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

Irritatant: FINALLY getting a call back for an interview ( a job that I'd love to have btw) only to find out that they are holding interviews the week I'm on vacation and won't schedule any other time. Oh well there are plenty of other jobs out there right? Yeah right...
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:04 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

If they are interviewing only during the hunt, well, all I gotta say is...

"You want fries with that?"



Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:13 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

phone companies, and car companies...
Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:29 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Lots of stuff
Sat, 12/20/2008 - 7:13 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Everything lately

The constant feeling of impending doom
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 7:55 AM Permalink
Eags

(((((Clue Master)))))

Anything we can do to help?
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 8:48 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

same here....

I honestly dont know which way is up, right now...
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:04 AM Permalink
KITCH

crappy day...

starting off shoveling in this god forsaken cold and wind. Snowblower wouldn't start.

figured out i need to put some more plastic on some windows that i screw'd up when i did those before.

finding out the heat on the van is screw'd again...trying to fix it on my own for an hour...no luck.

back to shoveling some more...broke a digging tool.

back sore and broken.

minor plumbing issues...damn kids.. or dog...who jammed a tennis ball in the crappier they float...I mean who jammed it??? thank god it didn't go down any further....
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 2:33 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Bummer, that sucks I can kinda relate...

The big kid used the snowblower the other day and said the rope went inside the engine. No big deal because we also have electric start. Or we did, until the gear decided not to pop out to engage the flywheel. So I have a nice big hunk of metal in the garage that is too cold to work on.

But I can hit a button and listen to it Ziiiiinnnggg though.

I love my crappy plastic shovel. Anyone want to go snowmobiling on my driveway?
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 2:38 PM Permalink
OT

Snow blower. pfft :eyeroll:
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 2:42 PM Permalink
KITCH

last year i sucked up the sunday paper...talk about a mess.
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 2:45 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Our association pays to get the sidewalks cleared. Usually they shovel the walks, so the dog' tie cable that we leave across the sidewalk and near the door doesn't really get in their way...

This morning at about 12:30 am I hear a SNOWBLOWER being used on the driveway side of the house - I make a mad dash to the front door in pajamas to throw the cable clear or yank it up out of the snow so it is visible. Turns out he already blowed the snow in front of the door and was bringing the blower across to the next townhome.

He gave me a scared look when this half-dressed guy dives to the ground front of his idleing snowblower. - The cable had become tangled on one of the little wheels on the side of the blower's intake. He has no clue it was even there - the cable is bright orange for chrissake!
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 4:33 PM Permalink
KITCH

palindr-joe
Sun, 12/21/2008 - 4:43 PM Permalink