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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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Clue Master

anny Elfman

This is Halloween Lyrics  ?

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[SHADOW]

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[SIAMESE SHADOW]

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

[PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

[GHOSTS]

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

[CREATURE UNDER THE BED]

I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

[MAN UNDER THE STAIRS]

I am the one hiding under yours stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[CORPSE CHORUS]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

[VAMPIRES]

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[MAYOR]

In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[CORPSE CHORUS]

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can

Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...

[HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF & MELTING MAN]

Scream! This is Halloween

Red 'n' black, slimy green

[WEREWOLF]

Aren't you scared?

[WITCHES]

Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[HANGING TREE]

Everybody scream, everbody scream

[HANGED MEN]

In our town of Halloween!

[CLOWN]

I am the clown with the tear-away face

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

[SECOND GHOUL]

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"

I am the wind blowing through your hair

[OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW]

I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

[CORPSE CHORUS]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

Halloween! Halloween!

[CHILD CORPSE TRIO]

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life's no fun without a good scare

[PARENT CORPSES]

That's our job, but we're not mean

In our town of Halloween

[CORPSE CHORUS]

In this town

[MAYOR]

Don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[CORPSE CHORUS]

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

And scream like a banshee

Make you jump out of your skin

This is Halloween, everyone scream

Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!

[EVERYONE]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[CORPSE CHILD TRIO]

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[EVERYONE]

La la la la-la la [Repeat]
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 1:01 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Not sure how I feel about the new Metallica/Lou Reed album yet. I've had it for a couple of weeks now and it hasn't really grown on me too much. It's officially released tomorrow for any of you Talicca fans. I miss James even though he does some background stuff on a few tunes. I guess Velvet Underground and Metallica don't necessarily go together. See what you think tomorrow.


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 8:59 AM Permalink
Clue Master

LouTallica
Mon, 10/31/2011 - 9:04 AM Permalink
Clue Master

So enjoying the countdown to the national day of metal on 11/11/11 where everyone cranks it to 11! Great shows on VH1 Classic every day till the 11th. Channel 143 is one louder than 10 this month! :smile:
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 7:53 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Here's a guy who used to wear the cords.

Good tune. Emotional to many who grew up listening to him.
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 12:03 PM Permalink
Terry

That is emotional. I still listen to his music from time to time, but knowing he is in the midst of Alzheimers is so sad. Terrible disease. Good to see him still be able to play and sing. Later simple things he has done every day of his life, like eating, walking, dressing himself will all go away.
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 5:35 PM Permalink
Donna & Mia

It is a horrible disease.
Fri, 11/04/2011 - 8:21 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

I saw this on a website full of comedy videos. Apologies to anyone who is a big fan of Creationism, but this is absolute lunacy. It scares me to think how many people are dead-set that THIS is how science works.
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:16 PM Permalink
Donna & Mia

OMG!!!
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 4:11 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

None taken :smile: In actuality, I think there are a lot of crazy theories on both sides of the fence (just being honest). But, that's theory for you, anyone can come up with one.
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:29 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Nice find MnM. Thanks!

Love the Dio tribute at the beginning too. One of my goals is to make it to his gravesite before I meet up with him later on.

SLAYER!! :cool:
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 3:24 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

:cool:
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 4:32 PM Permalink
Clue Master

(I had to do these lyrics myself - no cut & paste here, lotsa old school rewinding)



Christmas is a time

A Special time of year

For peace and joy and happiness

 Wonderment and cheer

For opening your presents underneath the tree

 Spending countless hours with your family

That's why im drinking drinking drinking..

 I"m going to drink all day

 I"m going home for christmas

 and my family's insane

Just got to make it through the day

 and there is no other way

 I'm gonna to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

cant be sobor when im over

 everyone’s bipolar

 so cut the crap and get some jack

 and put it in my soda

 and make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

Gonna get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

I'm heading home for the holiday season

my dad's gotta stick up his ass for some reason

my brodder and my sister ain't no longer speakin'

And me.... I'm drinkinnnnnn

Rumplemintz, by the shot

Gin and tonic, yeah why not?

Black and tan, that's my jam

Irish whisky, I was lamb

Yagermiester, every mieser

Stella, Stoli and Budweiser

Santa Santa Santa, I got the family blues

Just fill my stocking full of vodka

And a brand new chew

I need the Christmas spirit

and my spirit I made blue

Gonna get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas Daaaaayyyyyyyeeeeeeoo
Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:35 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:crying: sorry J
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:35 AM Permalink
me2

:frown: sorry ice
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 7:55 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Reunited for the first time in more than two decades, Randy Bachman and Fred Turner are live at Treasure Island on Saturday, March 24!

How cool! My birthday! I love these guys!

Reserve your seats today!
Mon, 02/06/2012 - 3:57 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Hey You!
Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:52 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Takin Care Of Buisiness (Sexy version)
Mon, 02/06/2012 - 4:57 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

You Aint Seen Nothing Yet
Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:00 PM Permalink
diggin4it

This sounds like a great fun idea Mikey!! Bob and I celebrate our wedding anniversary on March 28 (31 yrs!) I am thinking of surprising him with this??!! Concert and hotel....hmmmmm
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:13 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Might wanna make sure you can get a room first. The web page said no rooms on that day, but I called on the phone and got one. Let me know if you do! We will be celebrating our 10th and my 50th bday
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:32 PM Permalink
diggin4it

I made a room reservation :smile: planning to surprise hubby for our 31 wedding anniversay the 28! :smile:

... but when I told him, he said he didn't really care for BTO :confused: .... so now I'm not sure .... :frown: if anyone else wants to go .... I have a non smoking room in the new tower with two queen beds ..... I can transfer reservation to you! Otherwise, I may try to work him a little, otherwise I will just cancel the reservation :sad:
Tue, 02/07/2012 - 4:09 PM Permalink
me2

that was nice of you to try to surprise him Diggin
Wed, 02/08/2012 - 11:50 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Carolina Drama (video at post bottom)

The Raconteurs

I'm not sure if there's a point to this story

But I'm going to tell it again

So many other people try to tell the tale

Not one of them knows the end

It was a junk-house in South Carolina

Held a boy the age of ten

Along with his older brother Billy

And a mother and her boyfriend

Who was a triple loser with some blue tattoos

That were given to him when he was young

And a drunk temper that was easy to lose

And thank god he didn't own a gun

Well, Billy woke up in the back of his truck

Took a minute to open his eyes

He took a peep into the back of the house

And found himself a big surprise

He didn't see his brother but there was his mother

With her red-headed head in her hands

While the boyfriend had his gloves wrapped around an old priest

Trying to choke the man

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy looked up from the window to the truck

Threw up, and had to struggle to stand

He saw that red-necked bastard with a hammer

Turn the priest into a shell of a man

[Lyrics from www.EasyLyrics.org]

The priest was putting up the fight of his life

But he was old and he was bound to lose

The boyfriend hit as hard as he could

And knocked the priest right down to his shoes

Well, now Billy knew but never actually met

The preacher lying there in the room

He heard himself say, "That must be my daddy"

Then he knew what he was gonna do

Billy got up enough courage, took it up

And grabbed the first blunt thing he could find

It was a cold, glass bottle of milk

That got delivered every morning at nine

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy broke in and saw the blood on the floor, and

He turned around and put the lock on the door

He looked dead into the boyfriend's eye

His mother was a ghost, too upset to cry, then

He took a step toward the man on the ground

From his mouth trickled out a little audible sound

He heard the boyfriend shout, "Get out!"

And Billy said, "Not till I know what this is all about"

"Well, this preacher here was attacking your mama"

But Billy knew just who was starting the drama

So Billy took dead aim at his face

And smashed the bottle on the man who left his dad in disgrace, and

The white milk dripped down with the blood, and the

Boyfriend fell down dead for good

Right next to the preacher who was gasping for air

And Billy shouted, "Daddy, why'd you have to come back here?"

His mama reached behind the sugar and honey, and

Pulled out an envelope filled with money

"Your daddy gave us this," she collapsed in tears

"He's been paying all the bills for years"

"Mama, let's put this body underneath the trees

and put Daddy in the truck and head to Tennessee"

Just then, his little brother came in

Holding the milk man's hat and a bottle of gin singing,

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

Well now you heard another side to the story

But you wanna know how it ends?

If you must know, the truth about the tale

Go and ask the milkman

[Lyrics from www.EasyLyrics.org]

Right next to the preacher who was gasping for air

And Billy shouted, "Daddy, why'd you have to come back here?"

His mama reached behind the sugar and honey, and

Pulled out an envelope filled with money

"Your daddy gave us this," she collapsed in tears

"He's been paying all the bills for years"

"Mama, let's put this body underneath the trees

and put Daddy in the truck and head to Tennessee"

Just then, his little brother came in

Holding the milk man's hat and a bottle of gin singing,

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

Well now you heard another side to the story

But you wanna know how it ends?

If you must know, the truth about the tale

Go and ask the milkman
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 1:28 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Here's a few riffs played very well live (I don't know why I posted this in me2's thread first)
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 3:13 PM Permalink
Clue Master

"So What'cha Want"

Just plug me in just like I was eddie harris

 You're eating crazy cheese like you'd think I'm from paris

 You know I get fly you think I get high

 You know that I'm gone and I'm a tell you all why

 So tell me who are you dissing maybe I'm missing

 The reason that you're smiling or wilding

 So listen in my head I just want to take 'em down

 Imagination set loose and I'm gonna shake 'em down

 Let it flow like a mud slide

 When I get on I like to ride and glide

 I've got depth of perception in my text y'all

 I get props at my mention 'cause I vex y'all

 So what'cha what'cha what'cha want what'cha want

 I get so funny with the money that you flaunt

 I said where'd you get your information from huh?

 You think that you can front when revelation comes

Yeah, you can't front on that

Well they call me mike d the ever loving man

 I'm like spoonie gee well I'm the metropolitician

 You scream and you holler about my chevy impala

 But the sweat is getting wet around the ring around your collar

 But like a dream I'm flowing without no stopping

 Sweeter than a cherry pie with ready whip topping

 Goin' from mic to mic kickin' it wall to wall

 Well I'll be calling out you people like a casting call

 Well it's wack when you're jacked in the back of a ride

 With your know with your flow when you're out getting by

 Believe me what you see is what you get

 And you see me I'm coming off as you can bet

 Well I think I'm losing my mind this time

 This time I'm losing my mind

 That's right, said I think I'm losing my mind this time

 This time I'm losing my mind

Yeah, you can't front on that

But little do you know about something that I talk about

 I'm tired of driving it's due time that I walk about

 But in the meantime, I'm wise to the demise

 I've got eyes in the back of my head so I realize

 Well I'm dr. spock I'm here to rock y'all

 I want you off the wall if you're playing the wall

 I said what'cha what'cha what'cha want what'cha want

 I said what'cha what'cha what'cha want what'cha want

 Y'all suckers write me checks and then they bounce

 So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount

 See I'm the long leaner vincent the cleaner

 I'm the illest motherfucker from here to gardena

 Well I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce

 You've got the rhyme and reason but no cause

 Well if you're hot to trot you think you're slicker than grease

 I've got news for you crews you'll be sucking like a leech

You can't front on that

 So what'cha what'cha what'cha want what'cha want

 So what'cha what'cha what'cha want what'cha want

 I said what'cha what'cha what'cha want what'cha want

 I said what'cha what'cha what'cha want what'cha want

 So what'cha want

RIP MCA :frown:
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 12:34 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Just seen this on my DVR. I forgot I taped it before I went to the Capital for the Vikes rally earlier today. Wow! No dry eye here. I can't ever get enough of Linda Perry. Rare TV appearance. I also didn't know that she was Sara Gilbert's girlfriend. Which adds even more to this song. Linda reminds me of the Beastie Boy's Adam Youch as far as using her star status to further a cause close to her heart. Great song. Enjoy

Letter to God

:sad: :sad:

Courtney Love's version (I like Linda's version better - who wrote it)
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 10:23 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

I can't shake this song and the guitar riffs from my memory - so I downloaded it and burned it onto a CD of 'driving' music.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 7:21 PM Permalink
Clue Master

The Who in concert November 27th. Presale tomorrow
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:48 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Looking forward to this baby! November 3rd

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 2:00 PM Permalink
Clue Master

One way to get the paparazzi off your back. Nice
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 4:52 PM Permalink