One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a Problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat,and be vainglorious;all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But...he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret...You know, woman to woman." ??
We should be re-running Bill Board's story for his internet stalking games as well.
There once was a lady that posted on these boards that didn't get along real well with our boy Bill - her cyber-name was Peaches. Bill was so angry at her that he wanted to find out her full name and address and phone #. He even went as far as recruiting other posters to glean any information he could find about her and to help him in his efforts to get her and her freinds booted from the boards. One day he set up an anonymous email account to try and intimidate the poor woman from posting on these boards. Then he passed the messages along to his liberal buddies who he hoped would assist him in harrassing and stalking her. Scared for her life she left the boards for good.
John Burgeson - 12:05am May 21, 2000 CST (#15 of 19)
Why am I posting Jonathan Taylor's picture all over the internet? -- Whining Woosie THX1138: his real name is Jonathon Taylor. I am claiming that Martin Heldt is an internet stalker. He will track you down at a funeral if he has too. Per Sloop John B, Mindbomb = Bob Pollard
Hey guys, this is our fault.
Sloop thought it would be funny to keep hasseling those guys on the Duluth board. He conned CCR into joining the game.
We thought for sure that they would never get back in here.
Sup everyone? Just a quick post to point out that it's 80 and sunny right now in Como where the medallion was found this past year. Something to ponder when slogging back to this post when it's 20 below and we're on our way out to do some diggin'.
Hey ya'll I betcha thought the wicked clowns were gone until medallion time...well I just aint hadda computer until no, cause my other one broke...n Shaggy 2 Dope, he drops by here all the time to see what ha to be said....but ya'll never know about it cause he's a shifty ninja, just like that....bewarned ya'll this year...even though its a buncha months away....the clowns will find that bitch...i know...i know...we said that last time...but the next time...Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope will be victorious....thats right...the day after its found...yer gonna see painted up clown faces on the cover of the Double P......
stripping out a 77 caprice wagon for a trailer race at raceway park tomorrow nite. somewhere in there i'm planning on celebrating my sister's birthday, too, but that's a minor thing.
bunch of cars towing trailers go around the track. the goal is to be the last driver with an operating vehicle with a trailer still attached, by using your car to remove the trailers from the other cars. tomorrow's is a standard oval race, the really interesting one is in october when its a figure-8 trailer race.
well, i haven't been to one where there wasn't a boat involved. last october someone built up a jail cell on the back of their trailer on-site, and filled it with baloon "inmates"
for the record, jt, there were a total of 5 boats last nite, all of which were strewn across the track in various states of operability. that, and a pair of snowmobiles. our beer wagon took 3rd place, but the trailer is in kindof a sad state, but its nothing a little welding couldn't fix :-D
Just checkin in who's checkin out.
really
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dying..........
ClueMaster is Mindbomb and martin
ClueMaster is Mindbomb and martin
Correction. ClueMaster is Mindbomb, Martin AND Rick Lundstrom.
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a Problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat,and be vainglorious;all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But...he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret...You know, woman to woman." ??
LOL!
whatever
We should be re-running Bill Board's story for his internet stalking games as well.
There once was a lady that posted on these boards that didn't get along real well with our boy Bill - her cyber-name was Peaches. Bill was so angry at her that he wanted to find out her full name and address and phone #. He even went as far as recruiting other posters to glean any information he could find about her and to help him in his efforts to get her and her freinds booted from the boards. One day he set up an anonymous email account to try and intimidate the poor woman from posting on these boards. Then he passed the messages along to his liberal buddies who he hoped would assist him in harrassing and stalking her. Scared for her life she left the boards for good.
Bill Board - Class Act.
Nuff said.
John Burgeson - 12:05am May 21, 2000 CST (#15 of 19)
Why am I posting Jonathan Taylor's picture all over the internet? -- Whining Woosie THX1138: his real name is Jonathon Taylor. I am claiming that Martin Heldt is an internet stalker. He will track you down at a funeral if he has too. Per Sloop John B, Mindbomb = Bob Pollard
Hey guys, this is our fault.
Sloop thought it would be funny to keep hasseling those guys on the Duluth board. He conned CCR into joining the game.
We thought for sure that they would never get back in here.
Now look what's happenned!!!
It's our own fault!!!
Some people ain't got anything better to do than to plant their hand on their gland, and type idiotic messages into a keyboard with their toes.
My guess is that there is some sort of "Idol Worship" at work here...
This board was attacked, too?
Sup everyone? Just a quick post to point out that it's 80 and sunny right now in Como where the medallion was found this past year. Something to ponder when slogging back to this post when it's 20 below and we're on our way out to do some diggin'.
I was given a GPS Navigator and am learning how it works. I intend to 'find' the five nearest treasures as indicated at:
<http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest_cache.asp?zip=55421&submit1=Submit>
Hey Clueguy! Happy summer to you!:)
scribe you changed your name again. what's up with that?
Hey Ares!
The poster formerly known as THX here.
Hey ya'll I betcha thought the wicked clowns were gone until medallion time...well I just aint hadda computer until no, cause my other one broke...n Shaggy 2 Dope, he drops by here all the time to see what ha to be said....but ya'll never know about it cause he's a shifty ninja, just like that....bewarned ya'll this year...even though its a buncha months away....the clowns will find that bitch...i know...i know...we said that last time...but the next time...Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope will be victorious....thats right...the day after its found...yer gonna see painted up clown faces on the cover of the Double P......
lesse, johnny, we got what, another 7 months to go :D
"another 7 months to go"
It will fly by.
Next thing ya know, we'll be getting out the snow pants, elmer fudd hats, & our shovels.
yes we will.
I can't wait!
I hope to meet the elusive "Ares" this year.
what makes you think i won't be as elusive or more so next year?
I did say HOPE
you're changing your name again thx?
I had it as "Little Johnny Taylor" as a joke.
My fan club............
How you doing this fine day?
Doing anything for the 4th?
Too much of a hassle to go to the cabin with the 4th being in the middle of the week so, I'm just hanging around the house with friends and family.
stripping out a 77 caprice wagon for a trailer race at raceway park tomorrow nite. somewhere in there i'm planning on celebrating my sister's birthday, too, but that's a minor thing.
What's a trailer race?
but that's a minor thing.
I bet your sister doesn't think so!
:-)
bunch of cars towing trailers go around the track. the goal is to be the last driver with an operating vehicle with a trailer still attached, by using your car to remove the trailers from the other cars. tomorrow's is a standard oval race, the really interesting one is in october when its a figure-8 trailer race.
i'm sure she doesn't ;)
Trailer races sound pretty cool.
well, i haven't been to one where there wasn't a boat involved. last october someone built up a jail cell on the back of their trailer on-site, and filled it with baloon "inmates"
LOL!
for the record, jt, there were a total of 5 boats last nite, all of which were strewn across the track in various states of operability. that, and a pair of snowmobiles. our beer wagon took 3rd place, but the trailer is in kindof a sad state, but its nothing a little welding couldn't fix :-D
:-)
Glad you had a good time!
well between that and the car fires oh and the car that rolled over going through a nice smoke cloud...
ahh the destruction.
You're a bit scarey, Ares.
:-)
you know greek mythology, don't you? what was ares the god of?
you figure it out :)
He was the God of cute snuggly puppies wasn't he?
WAR, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again!
the love of destruction. the nick just fits the personality nicely.
WAR, what is it good for?
Somtimes for preserving or obtaining freedom.
what is it that they say?
democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. freedom is a well-armed sheep contesting the decision.