hey jake no maplewood, maplewood hates treasure, i know, i live in maplewood. maplewood either threatend with law suit, or did sue last time in was in wakefield, it aint going back. but if you were being sarcastic, hahahaha, good one.
It wasn't a walk in the park, Jakey... And I like my meat rare, but not THAT rare... And while I'm used to getting $h!t on, that was taking things to an xtreme... But, I've no one to blame but my bird-brained self...
And I beg (but not too hard, as I R rite...), I'm not THAT much better lookin' than Bronstein.
Local woman attacked at Zoo Bird Sanctuary KMA News Bureau Stillwater, Minnesota (KMA) - Birds savagely attacked a Stillwater woman last week at the City Zoo after the woman foolishly went in the enclosure with food hidden in her pockets. Mary K. Everts was at the zoo when she decided to pay a visit to the bird sanctuary. Visitors are permitted to roam unprotected in a massive cage like enclosure.
Everts told police that the birds immediately began to squawk and circle above her head. “They were diving like friggin' fighter planes,†she said.
Onlookers from outside the sanctuary said Everts tried to run but the larger birds took her down like a “rag doll."
“I felt like I was in that Hitchcock movie ‘The Birds’. I was pissed 'cause I heard everyone laughing and cheering the birds on!" said Everts. Zoo workers responded to the incident quickly but not before the birds had pecked most of Everts’s clothes to shreds. Her body was covered with cuts and bruises.
Zoo workers blamed the incident on Everts claiming she had stuffed her pockets with trail mix and sesame seed bars. “It’s like walking into a lions cage with raw steaks strapped to your head,†said one zoo official.
No, Jakey. It did not happen to moi. Trent and Jackie found it someswheres and broke a blood vessel over "friggin' fighter planes," and thought the damn article sounded "so green-esque."
I have to admit, it DOES sound like me - at least the language! But anybuddy that knows me well knows damn good and well I'd NEVER be caught with any o'that trail-crap mixy kind'a stuff on ME!!!!
Snot moi! Now... Velveeta... Brie... Caviar... White Castles... Limberger... Steak Tartare... Thass the kind'a stuff you'd find ME carrying!!!
And why do you stink I'm lying? There's no bird sanctuary here, nor is there a "city zoo," unless you figure Como, and shure as hell ain't in Stillwater, now izzit?
I ask you... WHERE did you come by the info in the firstest place? Hhhuuummmmm???? Betchew Jackie and Trent, no?
god thats a funny story, green you remind me so much of an english teacher i had. she went to the zoo with her kid, their staring at the lion at como (long ago, before glass), and their just staring the lion gets up, turns around, rasies his tail, they just stand their watching, and the lion backs up all the way too them, and just starts peeing on them. later in colorado with the same kid, a few years later, their standing staring at the lion, the lion begins to back up, tail raised their jsut staring, then suddenly they bolt outta the way to advoid being peed on a 2nd time.
I wonder if "friggin fighter planes" will become an obscure Coolerhead joke enjoyed years to come. Green, should we expect you to bring trail mix and sesame bars to the pre-hunt bash?
jt don't make me dig out the legalese and state that they're perfectly able to hide it on the roadways on the fairgrounds. i had to do that last year, it wasn't pretty. someone actually accused me of going to law school. oh the horrible memories.
Yeah, being a rookie treasure hunter I thought it was on the State Fairgrounds only to get kicked off by one of the state fair grounds keepers or someone like that. I'm not from the area so I think this year I'm going to go scout the parks around here and take some pictures. I won't try too hard though, because I would feel bad for all the treasure hunting veterans that have never found it, if a rookie like me did.
If I do find it I'll give all the bounty to Wright Winger for being my Treasure Hunting mentor...and now archrival.
This year, the Harlem Globetrotters and Phyllis Diller will be helping me find where the Creeper hid the medallion. Need to stock up on Scooby snacks though.
hey pinto thats funny you were planning on giving bounty to me, i was planning on giving in it to my dad, since he basically owns me, darn school/car loans, lol. hmm, battle creek sounds good this year,,,
Still no snow! Last time there was no snow for the hunt was 1990 at COMO. They hid it in a clump of friggen sod. Which I still argue breaks the rule about do not destroy. What is the difference between digging thru a clump of friggen sod and digging up a green at the golf course...
Wright Winger, instead of giving it to you I'm going to wager it all on one hand of blackjack and keep half of it if I win...for what its worth I'm thinking small park this year...just because I want it to be at a small park because I like small parks...or on the side of the road...or underneath a police car...that's public property right?
Actually, we don't need tree forts, but you can buy those portable deer stands...way cheaper and the park patrol won't shoot at us if we're not wrecking the trees...and the tree huggers won't throw soybeans and frisbees at us...we can be self reliant in the deer stands by shooting squirrils for food and drinking melted snow (if we have any) so we'll never need to leave...what do I know though, I'm just a rookie from rural Cannon Falls.
It may be, but I doubt it cause I havn't heard that. I do remember a lot of girls having kids while I was in high school though, and one day they brought them all to school on the same day and had baby show and tell.
Yo...straight up...dont be hatin on hippies, ninja. I got friends that are hippies.....hell, my dad is a hippy too, and he's always complainin about how cold it is...so how do ya figure they bring global warming?
We all know hippies create lethal toxins that destroy the atmosphere, just to weaked support for the republican cause. Global warming wasn't an issue until "hippies" brough it up. Yeah brought it up by framing to good industries, big cooperations and oil companies with their "free love" agenda. Hippies ran out of things to complain about so now they create global warming to start another big "love fest"
Well anyways, I had a vision just a minute ago while I was writing my final on the future of Russia and how I think its going to have another revolution just like the French did...anyways I was sitting here and all of a sudden I had a vision of the medallion slowly falling from the sky to...Capitol Mall. I give you this information because it is not mine to keep alone, but given to me to spread the word, that the medallion is going to be at Capitol Mall.
its funny cuz its true. cant wait to start hanging out at my treasure hunting hang outs, "THE COFFEE CUP", "MICKEYS" and THE W.C. LOUNGE (white castle)
hey jake no maplewood, maplewood hates treasure, i know, i live in maplewood. maplewood either threatend with law suit, or did sue last time in was in wakefield, it aint going back. but if you were being sarcastic, hahahaha, good one.
hey pinto, wheres flounder??/
Pinto and Flounder are going to find the medallion this year...we're the outsiders. College Park....right.
Green, that must have been horrible!!!
Coolerhead Trivia Question of the Day:
What do Sharon Stone's husband and Green have in common?
Both walked into a zoo with food in their pockets!!! But I will say this about Green, she is much better looking than Phil Bronstein!!!
Kitty- If you read this, are you married???
Dirk- Unless you are Kitty, you need not reply!
Best Regards, JI
It wasn't a walk in the park, Jakey... And I like my meat rare, but not THAT rare... And while I'm used to getting $h!t on, that was taking things to an xtreme... But, I've no one to blame but my bird-brained self...
And I beg (but not too hard, as I R rite...), I'm not THAT much better lookin' than Bronstein.
Ya could'a married *me*, Jakey... ROFLOLPMP!!!
JOE!!!!!!
Green- Would you be terribly upset if I post the article, what the hell.
Local woman attacked at Zoo Bird Sanctuary KMA News Bureau Stillwater, Minnesota (KMA) - Birds savagely attacked a Stillwater woman last week at the City Zoo after the woman foolishly went in the enclosure with food hidden in her pockets. Mary K. Everts was at the zoo when she decided to pay a visit to the bird sanctuary. Visitors are permitted to roam unprotected in a massive cage like enclosure.
Everts told police that the birds immediately began to squawk and circle above her head. “They were diving like friggin' fighter planes,†she said.
Onlookers from outside the sanctuary said Everts tried to run but the larger birds took her down like a “rag doll."
“I felt like I was in that Hitchcock movie ‘The Birds’. I was pissed 'cause I heard everyone laughing and cheering the birds on!" said Everts. Zoo workers responded to the incident quickly but not before the birds had pecked most of Everts’s clothes to shreds. Her body was covered with cuts and bruises.
Zoo workers blamed the incident on Everts claiming she had stuffed her pockets with trail mix and sesame seed bars. “It’s like walking into a lions cage with raw steaks strapped to your head,†said one zoo official.
Crap. They looked like such cute friggin' birddies!!!
So this did happen!! I cracked up when I read it.......... It could only happen to you Green!
No, Jakey. It did not happen to moi. Trent and Jackie found it someswheres and broke a blood vessel over "friggin' fighter planes," and thought the damn article sounded "so green-esque."
I have to admit, it DOES sound like me - at least the language! But anybuddy that knows me well knows damn good and well I'd NEVER be caught with any o'that trail-crap mixy kind'a stuff on ME!!!!
Snot moi! Now... Velveeta... Brie... Caviar... White Castles... Limberger... Steak Tartare... Thass the kind'a stuff you'd find ME carrying!!!
:D
Green- For some reason I think you are lying!! There is only 1 of you in the phone book.......
Hey Kitty, are you married???
Who the hell's Kitty?
And why do you stink I'm lying? There's no bird sanctuary here, nor is there a "city zoo," unless you figure Como, and shure as hell ain't in Stillwater, now izzit?
I ask you... WHERE did you come by the info in the firstest place? Hhhuuummmmm???? Betchew Jackie and Trent, no?
Yes.
Could'a married me, Jakey...
ROFLOLPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god thats a funny story, green you remind me so much of an english teacher i had. she went to the zoo with her kid, their staring at the lion at como (long ago, before glass), and their just staring the lion gets up, turns around, rasies his tail, they just stand their watching, and the lion backs up all the way too them, and just starts peeing on them. later in colorado with the same kid, a few years later, their standing staring at the lion, the lion begins to back up, tail raised their jsut staring, then suddenly they bolt outta the way to advoid being peed on a 2nd time.
I wonder if "friggin fighter planes" will become an obscure Coolerhead joke enjoyed years to come. Green, should we expect you to bring trail mix and sesame bars to the pre-hunt bash?
jt don't make me dig out the legalese and state that they're perfectly able to hide it on the roadways on the fairgrounds. i had to do that last year, it wasn't pretty. someone actually accused me of going to law school. oh the horrible memories.
Yeah, being a rookie treasure hunter I thought it was on the State Fairgrounds only to get kicked off by one of the state fair grounds keepers or someone like that. I'm not from the area so I think this year I'm going to go scout the parks around here and take some pictures. I won't try too hard though, because I would feel bad for all the treasure hunting veterans that have never found it, if a rookie like me did.
If I do find it I'll give all the bounty to Wright Winger for being my Treasure Hunting mentor...and now archrival.
Ares, I stand corrected.
Pinto- Go to www.medallionhunt.com, it will save you hours going out and scouting parks!!!
Best Regards JI
Pinto- You have to buy the book though!! Only $10.00!!
E-mail me for info on how to get the book!
Thanks a lot, this probably will help out a lot.
http://www.winter-carnival.com/images/battle_lg.jpg
This year, the Harlem Globetrotters and Phyllis Diller will be helping me find where the Creeper hid the medallion. Need to stock up on Scooby snacks though.
i'm glad you're man enough to admit your mistake jt :)
Hey MedKids, Harlem Globetrotters & Phyllis Diller?
LOL!
Morning Sam
afternoon ralph
hey pinto thats funny you were planning on giving bounty to me, i was planning on giving in it to my dad, since he basically owns me, darn school/car loans, lol. hmm, battle creek sounds good this year,,,
Still no snow! Last time there was no snow for the hunt was 1990 at COMO. They hid it in a clump of friggen sod. Which I still argue breaks the rule about do not destroy. What is the difference between digging thru a clump of friggen sod and digging up a green at the golf course...
Wright Winger, instead of giving it to you I'm going to wager it all on one hand of blackjack and keep half of it if I win...for what its worth I'm thinking small park this year...just because I want it to be at a small park because I like small parks...or on the side of the road...or underneath a police car...that's public property right?
hahaha
What happened to the tree forts? We were gonna send Gelfand out for interviews.
Actually, we don't need tree forts, but you can buy those portable deer stands...way cheaper and the park patrol won't shoot at us if we're not wrecking the trees...and the tree huggers won't throw soybeans and frisbees at us...we can be self reliant in the deer stands by shooting squirrils for food and drinking melted snow (if we have any) so we'll never need to leave...what do I know though, I'm just a rookie from rural Cannon Falls.
Cannon Falls? Isn't that the town with the highest per capita teenage pregnancy rate in the country???
Cannon Falls? Isn't that the town with the highest per capita teenage pregnancy rate in the country???
Must be where fold is from.
It may be, but I doubt it cause I havn't heard that. I do remember a lot of girls having kids while I was in high school though, and one day they brought them all to school on the same day and had baby show and tell.
When is the hunt? Where is the snow?
this no snow is creaping me out, darn hippies bringing global warming
Yo...straight up...dont be hatin on hippies, ninja. I got friends that are hippies.....hell, my dad is a hippy too, and he's always complainin about how cold it is...so how do ya figure they bring global warming?
We all know hippies create lethal toxins that destroy the atmosphere, just to weaked support for the republican cause. Global warming wasn't an issue until "hippies" brough it up. Yeah brought it up by framing to good industries, big cooperations and oil companies with their "free love" agenda. Hippies ran out of things to complain about so now they create global warming to start another big "love fest"
Well anyways, I had a vision just a minute ago while I was writing my final on the future of Russia and how I think its going to have another revolution just like the French did...anyways I was sitting here and all of a sudden I had a vision of the medallion slowly falling from the sky to...Capitol Mall. I give you this information because it is not mine to keep alone, but given to me to spread the word, that the medallion is going to be at Capitol Mall.
oh man thats funny stuff
its funny cuz its true. cant wait to start hanging out at my treasure hunting hang outs, "THE COFFEE CUP", "MICKEYS" and THE W.C. LOUNGE (white castle)
Well anyways, I had a vision just a minute ago
...sounds to me like something my old army/hippie buddies used to say...