2002 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt

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"We see us how you wanna see us. In the simplest terms with the most convenient definitions; what we found out is that each of us is a brain, and an athlete,and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal- sincerely yours, the cooler crew."

deep.

You've got nice jugs.

shallow.

I'm really wondering about the part of me that is a princess...I'm not ready to deal with that.

...I'm not ready to deal with that.

LOL!

::peek::

oh hello has anyone seen my sweet sonny boy around these parts?

if that ain't the funniest thing i've read this year i dunno what is. lmaopmp!

if you see my sunshine boy will you please let him know my bed pan needs to be changed?

Norman.........Norman!

She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

Norman.........Norman!

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Norman.........Norman!

Well, a son is a poor substitute for a lover.

have beer all over my bed sheets.i think he must have crawled into bed with me again last night.

such a nice boy to his momma.

Norman.........Norman!

'Bates Motel'.... 12 rooms, 12 vacancies.

having fun, thx?

momma, if you see your boy first, tell him we're lookin' for him.

:: evil grin ::

Norman.........Norman!

I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing.

having fun, thx?

Heck yeah!

:-)

Norman.........Norman!

She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother.

oh i will,you are such a nice young man to be so concerned about an old lady.

my son was like you at one time but he still knows how to keep his momma happy.

All righty then.

BBL

I love that mountain with those four big heads I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread I love a commie...if'n he's good and dead, yup I love America

I love Old Glory and homemade pie I think them Ruskies should be sterilized I love my chicken Kentucky Fried... Finger Lickin' Good!

Hey there, this is A.B. Cooper from Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars, it's our Fourth of July ... sale. Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars at the corner of Collins and Commerce. I've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy at prices even YOU can afford. So come on down and say hello to me, and granny and bring the kids to meet my snake. I say, "bye" Gran says, "bye" and the snake says, "sssssssssss"

I love General Patton in World War II My Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy Glue I love the Beav and Wally too, yeah I love America

I love the bomb, hot dogs and mustard I love my girl, but I sure don't trust her I love what the Indians did to Custer I love America

Here they come! There they go!

I love my jeans and I love my hair I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair And on the fourth of July, I love the rockets' red glare I love America

I watch the A-Team every Tuesday night I graduated, but I ain't to bright I love Detroit 'cause I was born to fight I love America

I love the Tigers but I hate the Mets I ride my Hog but I race my Vette I gotta job, but hell I'm still in debt I love America

I love my bar and I love my truck I'd do most anything to make a buck I love a waitress who loves to ...flirt! They're the best kind I love America Turn me on Well, I gotta go now I love America Bye Bye, I tell you what though, I really do love it You ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally

I love my chicken Kentucky Fried... Finger Lickin' Good!

thats how i like my sonny boy and he likes his momma.

momma,

you git on outta here now. I git that boy first. You know that.

now sissy you scat! i'm fixin on goin down to bugg's right now and give him some lovin only his momma can.

lordy, that chile done raised a ruckus in hyar, dint he?

get yer butt back up on da porch

well yeas i suppose he did,he gets like that when he don't get no motherly lovin.thats why his daddy done fix up that van so purty for us.weins do lots of lovin in there.

momma, you spoilt ma fun.

mebbe i can get me one a these ninja boys in the meantime.

has the littel vermit even warshed that van yet

sissy you done leave them ninja boys be ya hear!

your pa's fixin to come collect you.

pa news always runnin about them parks with hussies...

unca news, git them mitts offen me !

momma, I'm goin' ta see that boy named sue

chow...

it ain't chow time girl! if you see yer pa at a park you tell him not to do you that way no more ya hear?

I don't like tryin to git bark out yer skin like that.

dagnabbit, now where'd she go ?

Worse than daytime TV.

chow...

now i understand its kinda hard for you rednecks to be cultured, except perhaps for maybe your toes, but its ciao. it comes from a nice place called italy. you can swim there if you want.

you lisen here! this here is a family affair and yer not family.

then you must be in the wrong family place.

i'ns just tryin to scour up my newsie boy ma bed pan needs a changin and he needs his daily dose of motherly lovin.

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the last time we saw your newsie boy, he was on the end of a rope. my condolences go out to your bed pan.

wow, ive been newsed.

Ares, are you still hassling people on here? Sheesh, get a job or something.

/me runs out the door ducking to miss the rotten vegetables being thrown by Ares)

:)

Ares, are you still hassling people on here? Sheesh, get a job or something.

lmao.

attention everyone. i have a moron!

I was gonna start this out with "yes dear" but figured i'd look too trained that way. lol!

Well ,well, well look what the cat done dragged in!

he was on the end of a rope.

the wrong end, I might add.

the wrong end, I might add.

you mean the one with the knot and 9 turns is the wrong end for him?

attention everyone, i have a palinamoron!

I don't know what your talking about Ares! Just because I show up right after momma news doesn't mean anything!

Hi Amanda! Train your ares right will ya!

I don't know what your talking about Ares!

and i don't know what you're talking about, scribe ;)

Train your ares right will ya!

you of all people ought to know that i cannot be trained. well, me2 might know too.

circumstancial evidence.

O I C

u c what, ian?