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Artemis The Huntress

KT, made 2 cheesecakes, cheery and chocolate, one for today one for my folks tomorrow. Turned out great! Thanks again for the recipe!

Marley made steak and coconut shrimp, Green beans almondine, and Au Grautin Potatos. It was a perfect meal, I'm still full!

Thu, 02/14/2002 - 2:40 PM Permalink
Marleyking

Ian, At work today I received a www.wheresgeorge.com bill!!

checking it out for the first time right now!

Scd,s and Mcl!

Thu, 02/14/2002 - 3:45 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Filling the coffee pot w/ a double Dutch Blend....stocking cold beverages...

Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake and Tall cold Milks for all...

Lights on low... doors unlocked...

SCDs & MCL Ya'll

Straight Joe!

Thu, 02/14/2002 - 5:15 PM Permalink
Frosti

Morning! Cheesecake, you're gonna make me fat!

Thu, 02/14/2002 - 9:59 PM Permalink
ares

mmm. cheesecake.

Thu, 02/14/2002 - 10:38 PM Permalink
Frosti

mmmm, cheesecake

Thu, 02/14/2002 - 10:41 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

goin' to check out the tropics in minnesota

(hope there really is treasure there)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:14 AM Permalink
Marleyking

Mornin all!

Treasure Island Treasure Island resort and casino!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:23 AM Permalink
ares

mystic lake is better than treasure. but little six's tables usually pay out even better than mystic's do.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:25 AM Permalink
Marleyking

Black bear!(even though I wouldnt give a dollar to any of them)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:27 AM Permalink
ares

never been to black bear. too far to drive. and while i must admit that occasionally i give money to them, i'm still ahead of the house.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:32 AM Permalink
Marleyking

We visit vegas quit often.(usally throw some down then)But not big gamblers.Also we usally go to Treasure Island right after the winter carnival for a couple of days!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:37 AM Permalink
Marleyking

Thought Id throw in black bear cause we drive by it on the way to the cabin.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:38 AM Permalink
ares

i go by it too on the way to my grandparents.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:40 AM Permalink
Randahl

Black bear...my grandmother was born on reservation (1/4 or 1/2 tribal blood)and she gets only like 800 bux a yr....a far cry from what mystic tribal members get!!

I have to try to avoid the casino's....mr. addictive personality here....

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:47 AM Permalink
Frosti

mr. addictive personality here

This doesn't surprise me Randy. You're very enthusiastic. Are you a taurus by any chance?

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 1:57 AM Permalink
ares

i'd be the same way, randy. when i go, i leave the checkbook at home, along with anything which the atm may be able to read. if the cash ever disappears, i leave. if i'm immensely ahead, i leave.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:00 AM Permalink
KT

Oh man! I just finished slogging. It paid off big time with Ians nonsense. I move to elect Ian as head of the entertainment committee. Hello everyone! What is new?

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:00 AM Permalink
ares

ian in charge of entertainment, and artemis as head of the water cooler food services division.

mornin' kt.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:05 AM Permalink
KT

Oh, sure, after a long, tiring weekful of sad news, I get on here, and everyone leaves! How bout if I pull out some candy?

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:06 AM Permalink
ares

little round colored ones, kt?

:: ears perk up ::

and actually we frequently are chatting in other threads as well.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:08 AM Permalink
KT

I can provide the fishing, hunting trips, and silly animals..

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:08 AM Permalink
Marleyking

Ok Im back for candy !brain?

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:08 AM Permalink
KT

I do not know of any other threads but the ones in my sewing box :)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:10 AM Permalink
ares

provide away!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:10 AM Permalink
KT

Have this handful of BLUE m&ms. Here. Ares- like to fish????

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:12 AM Permalink
ares

mmm. blue almond ones. love the things. now the green almond ones......get a 3 in one kick out of them :)

fish. before i would fish i'd rather wear garlic from my neck and sleep with a cross!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:14 AM Permalink
KT

...and here she is... the 110 lb black wolf named Hannah, to lick off the lotion from your hands and make muddy footprints the size of saucers on your kitchen floor.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:14 AM Permalink
KT

I sleep that way every night!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:16 AM Permalink
KT

So, I'm guessing that you would be the last person I'd see peering into the DNR fish pond at the State Fair?

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:17 AM Permalink
ares

in addition to being one of the last people you'd actually seeat the state fair :)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:18 AM Permalink
KT

Oh, so you go, but are invisible?

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:19 AM Permalink
ares

nah. can't go. i'm a computer generated thingamajig. :)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:22 AM Permalink
Frosti

Some of those fish at the fair are scary looking!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:23 AM Permalink
KT

The only thing my computer generates is ongoing frustration. I wonder how Matt became so proficient...His Dad is even worse than I am on this thing.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:25 AM Permalink
KT

Frosti, I caught a 40 lb catfish last summer, bigger than any they have at the fair. Took nearly an hour to reel it in, what a trip!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:27 AM Permalink
KT

Well, crew, gotta mop the kitchen, so Hannah has a clean palate to work with :) BBL

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:32 AM Permalink
Randahl

Pisces here ...you??

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:47 AM Permalink
Frosti

Gemini myself. I know a taurus who sounds like you, that's why I asked.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:50 AM Permalink
Randahl

A lot of us here are products of the late 60's and early 70's....many of our parents were into the Haight and Ashbury thingy if you know what I mean....must have tweaked some chromosomes and made of select few of us freaks perhaps??

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 2:53 AM Permalink
My Dalliance

Dal ::running away::

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:01 AM Permalink
me2

One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from AT&T and it went something like this:

Me: Hello

AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T...

Me: Is this AT&T?

AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T...

Me: This is AT&T?

AT&T: Yes This is AT&T...

Me: Is this AT&T?

AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please?

Me: May I ask who is calling?

AT&T This is AT&T.

Me: OK, hold on.

At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.

Me: Hello?

AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?

Me: May I ask who is calling please?

AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...

Me: Is this AT&T?

AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...

Me: This is AT&T?

AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Byron?

Me: Yes, is this AT&T?

AT&T: Yes sir.

Me: The phone company?

AT&T: Yes sir.

Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.

AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company.

Me: I already have a phone.

AT&T: We aren't selling phones today Mr. Byron.

Me: Well whatever it is, I'm really not interested but thanks for calling.

When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested", but this lady was persistent.

AT&T: Mr. Byron we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute but she at no time used the word rate. I could clearly see that it was time to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.

Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?

AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes sir that's right! 24 hours a day!

Me: 7 days a week?

AT&T: That's right.

Me: 365 days a year?

AT&T: Yes sir.

Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!

AT&T: We think so!

Me: That's quite a sum of money!

AT&T: Yes sir, it's amazing how it ads up.

Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?

AT&T: Excuse me?

Me You know, the 10 cents a minute.

AT&T: What are you talking about?

Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.

AT&T: Oh no sir I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.

Me: Wait a minute here!!! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are you sure this is AT&T?

AT&T: Well, yes this is AT&T sir but......

Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me!

AT&T: No sir we are offering 10 cents a minute for.....

Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please!

AT&T: Sir I don't think that is necessary.

Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later?

AT&T: What?

Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!

AT&T: Yes Mr. Byron. Please hold on.

So now AT&T has me on hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food:

Supervisor: Mr. Byron?

Me: Yeth?

Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.

Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth?

Supervisor: Yes sir, it sure is.

I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.

Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan. Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.

Me: Thank you.

I was on hold once again and was getting really hungry. I needed to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.

AT&T: Hello Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?

Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...

AT&T: (click)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:02 AM Permalink
ares

hey, dal, frosti asked first.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:02 AM Permalink
My Dalliance

hey, dal, frosti asked first.

Dal ::running faster::

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:04 AM Permalink
me2

Hi Dal, Ares, Frosti, Randy!

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:04 AM Permalink
ares

has anyone actually tried that before. playing with telemarkteters is fun :)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:04 AM Permalink
My Dalliance

Funny story!!

So are you going to sign up with what's-their-name? :)

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:05 AM Permalink
My Dalliance

has anyone actually tried that before. playing with telemarkteters is fun :)

I always like to ask for their home telephone number so I can call them back.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:06 AM Permalink
ares

do they ever give it to you?

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:08 AM Permalink
me2

I am really sick of getting telemarketing calls in general...we refinanced our home and closed Jan 10th and we have gotten at least 1 call a day since then from companies wanting us to refinance/mortgage our house.

Fri, 02/15/2002 - 3:11 AM Permalink