2020 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt

The annual park pick pool had 18 picks for Highland and 17 for Hidden Falls. The former because having last been hidden there in 1994 it is far overdue, the latter because of MacGuffin. This is one of those "they gave it away on clue one" things. Hidden Falls would have been far too obvious of course but for those of us who watch Outlander we should have been familiar enough with the Scottish lingua franca that Highland should have floated to the top of the list quickly. Alas, at least for the Como loving crowd, 'a park of our very own choosing" seemed to point towards Como since it has been there the most. And of course as me2 pointed out, there's a backwards zoo if you're snoozing.

Is golf course turf really "flora"? We suppose technically it is but its still kinda ugly. And come on, the golf courses are explicitly off limits per the rules. Every. Single. Year. Being careful of what flora you stomp is an obvious reference to the Conservatory at Como. It's also a potential reference to cities like Roseville or Maplewood with their flora-inspired names. Maplewood gets a nod here because both times it was in Wakefield the park was practically stomped to death. We shan't regurgitate the stories here; you can find them elsewhere on this site.

Now, if we really want to consider grass flora, perhaps we should have a chat with the idiots who disregarded the fences around the mounds at IM. They're there for a reason folks. Stay off the mounds. Thanks for ruining hunting in a really good park folks. You know it'll be off limits forevermore.

Now, as for potential word games; if the Scots MacGuffin weren't enough to get you thinking Highland, did "traipse" perhaps evoke thoughts of the trapeze artists at the on-site Circus Juventas? It did for some folks. Oh yeahm ad who didn't see "to vent" and think of the nature sanctuary. More on some of these word plays later

If you think of presidential impeachments, you get Clinton and Trump, but you also get Johnson (Parkway) and Nixon (at Watergate Marina in Crosby; yes we know he wasn't actually impeached but he was pretty close to it).

Lastly, if you read the official explanation article from the Pioneer Press, the last line of the clue reads "Careful flora you do not stomp". We know not why, but it is an interesting observation nonetheless.

Honestly, with the new sponsor, the medallion should have been in one of their hats. We think it a bit of a stretch to go from dog-eared to Snoopy to Schultz to Highland. Too many steps to take. How about you study your dog-eared map since the very first hunt was in Highland in '52. Or Como again, since your map pages for that park would have the most dog ears.

As for genuflecting, sure it works, but making note of Gloria Dei Lutheran Church would have been better,

And why didn't we hear anything here about Cap Wiggington desigining the historic water tower? The obvious red herring here being the Wigington Pavilion at Harriet Island

Next clue please. But before we do, we'll make a mention of the red herringbone walkway at the Mannheimer memorial at Como. Just because for posterity's sake we have to get everything into Como for this hunt, and get it there easily. Oh and herringbone kinda brings up thoughts of Harriet Island, and perhaps an old sawbones named Justus Ohage, who incidentally lived on Irvine Park. Perhaps we should ask the Glib Ghoul about that.

Wow, that's really specific. Almost as if a certain curmudgeon from the area wrote it. There is another nice word play here, as "nyet hackers" anagrams to "shanty creek", and we all know Swede Hollow was filled with shanties until 1956. Yup this clue got a large mass of people to the hollow. Of course there's also the hidden reference to the 2012 hunt in Tony Schmidt park where a video version of the clue was accessed early. The Pioneer Press called it hacking, and if you read the stories on it you might mispronounce the alleged hackers name as something that could well sound a lot like Phalen, as in a park or a creek.

Where's the Como reference here? As the first battle of the American Revolution, the British might have regarded Lexington as a mere insurrection. Of course that one works for Highland as well. They should have used it. It would have made the perfect red herring (See clue 8)

OK we think this one is actually really really good. You could get so many things from this. It could be a Hamm mansion reference. It could be a mad mouse ride at Como Town reference. It could be an Edgcumbe reference. But picking up South Summit is a decent red herring as most of the masses thought of the current Summit Avenue and not the unknown Summit Avenue.

In town should make it clear to anyone that the park is in St. Paul. By this point that should be naturally obvious. Swing on down is actually a really good reference for Circus Juventas, and we like the pools at Highland, but the one in someone's back yard? Come on. Besides, "town" is a pointer to Como Town, where the three bodies of water are either the lake, frog pond, and Mannheimer pond, or the mannheimer pond, hamm waterfalls, and the lake. Take your pick. Also, sites is spelled incorrectly for its usage, no matter how you chose to use it. There were actually a lot of seeming grammatical errors in these clues.

And here's the really good red herring. When you use glaring upper and lower references, you're naturally going to get hunters to think of Battle Creek, Most aren't aware of St. Dennis's roads or if they are simply don't think of them. They were OK with that fish and it even passes our smell test. And it makes us wonder, again, if a certain old curmudgeon was in high dudgeon when he was asked to write the clues this year. Not needing a suit however makes us think of Como, where swimming is not allowed in the lake. And since we liked the Hamm waterfalls at this point, there are signs there to keep you on the paths and out of the falls with your rubber boots on.

There's actually a lot of good wordplay in this clue. Is it literally a "coal man" or, perhaps a "Coleman" and if so is it Chris or Norm? Norm might actually take you to Linwood Park, and you might actually get Chris out of it if you think about his gubernatorial campaigns falling short of the (capitol) hill. For our Como mindset (even though it took us a while to get there), the roots laid down in St. Paul were actually "routes", namely the St. Paul Grand Rounds which would take hunters along the Mississippi Gorge, Hidden Falls, Crosby, Upper and Lower Landings, Indian Mounds, Phalen, and finally back to Como. Of course there are a few other big parks in there besides Como, but parks where hunters were thinking, like Swede Hollow, are left out of this explanation. So are parks where hunters weren't really thinking, like Highland. That said, there's a Math and Science Academy overlooking Trout Brook.

Even though we could still use this for Como in a couple of our spots, it became glaringly obvious here that the park was Highland. All of a sudden you can go back to clue 1 and make everything fit (except for that herringbones and sawbones clue but we're going to try to pretend that regardless of park that clue was never written). Lover's fix seems like a bad try at an anagram, especially this late in the game for what it described and was really unnecessary if you knew your disc golf and park bridges (and that there's a sand trap from the real golf course literally across the street from the location.

As an aside here, we expected to have an out of place verse added here, as the Pioneer Press had to announce that the medallion was not at Indian Mounds park

We never got this far, so its hard to put the blinders back on and think about this. Had the puck not been found with clue 10, it would have been with this one.

And there it is. This clue writer knew exactly what they were doing with us. We might not have all seen the same references to parks but counting up everything we have seen, we have references (in no particular order) to Phalen, Swede Hollow, Battle Creek, Indian Mounds, Bruce Vento Nature Sanctuary, Hidden Falls, Como, Crosby Farm, Irvine, Central, Acorn, Wakefield, Trout Brook, anywhere along Summit Avenue, and probably more that we're missing here.

There were a total of 94 choices in the park pick pool this year. As mentioned above 18 of those were for Highland Park, 17 for Hidden Falls. It is very interesting to note that despite Highland taking home the crown for number of picks in the pool, it took until Clue 10, mere hours before it was found, for people to seriously consider it as a hiding place.