tell him hello. Glad to be back...I like it here, this is my happy place. I just spent 3 hours going through the jokes thread...some funny stuff in there!
I wanted to catch up with everything here first then I figured I'd head over that way. I think I need to get my arse off the computer and finish my shopping or else santa won't be coming to our house for Christmas I've bought my gifts for almost everyone except my own kids hahaha
my 7 year old daugher wants a skate board and a piano from santa....I'm ok with the Piano keyboard thing but a skateboard she'll kill herself she is one of the clutzyiest kids I've ever met and the whiniest if she gets hurt...but how can santa not bring what she asked for....decisions decisions....what ever happened to kids wanting dollies.
he and I didn't really date that long, not really long enough to get into any serious fights...knew pretty early on it would never work between us...Good luck with your fight hope you win :wink:
Oh I did for A bit I white washed him!!! LOL we went sledding with his kids and I ran him over!! just because I was tried of his crap!! I know you didn't date long!! but you got more patiences then I do!!!
ok whats up with the eye's everywhere I go your giving someone the eye...I haven't seen the evil eye yet but I'm sure its there somewhere i just missed it.
My mom bought me the 100th Anniversary Hardcover Original Wizard fo OZ book. She always manages to find something that you would never ask for but you absolutely love it. I also got a Lia Sophia Necklace.
My sister bought me a tanning gift certificate (I havent' went tanning since I was 18 but with the trip south coming up she thought it would be a good idea) and also a mani and pedi gift certificate.
My husband AKA Santa bought me some movies and my garage door opener finally...I've been waiting since August to get a new one! And also my car and siding and windows and all the other stuff we've done around the house the past few months falls under Early Christmas Gifts :wink:
I went to the mail box just now and found another very special present waiting for me. I didn't check the mail on Saturday or Monday with everything that was going on with the holidays but I wish to thank the Cooler Crew for the gift of love this holiday season. The poem and snowflake are precious.
loved it thanks for posting that!! by the way the eyes are just my way of saying hi!! you know how they say the eyes are the gateway to the sole type thing!! if you read what I wrote to go with them!! you will see
nope I never pass that stuff on like the time you made the naber kid eat worms and run naked back words threw a corn field!!! :pbpt: :pbpt: :goofy: :eek: :ooh:
sorry It slipped!! I promise I wont tell them about the one dude you left hanging by his under where from the flag pole! that one hunt a few years back!! Or the one who asked for a ride and still hasn't been heard from yet!!! LOL god me and My big mouth!!! sorry throws ones slipped also !! But I swear I wont ever tell them about the home less guy in you basement!! that is burred under the washer!!! lol!! :goofy: :goofy: :goofy: :goofy: good to have you back to give some s@#t to!! lol!!
ok so I'm using my CC thread kinda as a blog for all the good and bad that goes on in my life sorry hope nobody minds. If you do you can always mark as read :sillygrin: Anyways I just had to share that Elizabeth received her Piano/keyboard for Christmas from Santa just a small el cheap o but I taught her last night how to play a couple of songs and the only one she really gets is Twinkle Twinkle she can play it from memory and now she won't stop she plays it over and over and over again. I asked her if she liked playing so much she wanted to take lessons she said no :confused:
I did try to teach her mary had a little lamb but she didn't want to learn that. I also tried to teach her peter peter pumpkin eater but she was getting confused.
Wow your quick OT! Her teaching book uses numbers verses letters so as she plays all I can think of are the numbers. I think tonight I might take the batteries out and replace them with dead ones and then tomorrow tell her we don't have any batteries :wink:
ok I'd love to do that but it would be tooo cruel. I think we will be spending lots of time practicing other songs this weekend.
ok I'm not to proud to say I didn't have a clue as to what a spinet was but I looked it up and I say nope a keyboard is as good as it gets.. I can shut it off if I want to :wink:
thats another reason your thread is here gl - I use mine at times to post kid stuff if I cant get in to my blog/diary quickly or easily. you write anything you want...but we prefer to read all the good sex stories you got :wink: soooo kidding, not really, yes I was - heh
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
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My mom bought me the 100th Anniversary Hardcover Original Wizard fo OZ book. She always manages to find something that you would never ask for but you absolutely love it. I also got a Lia Sophia Necklace.
My sister bought me a tanning gift certificate (I havent' went tanning since I was 18 but with the trip south coming up she thought it would be a good idea) and also a mani and pedi gift certificate.
My husband AKA Santa bought me some movies and my garage door opener finally...I've been waiting since August to get a new one! And also my car and siding and windows and all the other stuff we've done around the house the past few months falls under Early Christmas Gifts :wink:
Hope you all had a wonderful holiday!
In my stocking that is :wink:
Cooler Crew Snowflakes
Once upon a time, someone long ago
had a dream in St. Paul because of all the snow
how were they to know
we were yet still a glisten
Each one came in a different light
A different reason a different night
What beautiful people these snowflakes are
The brightest thing you'll ever know
Love for them will forever grow
Every one has a different face
Each of them their own special grace
It's in our lives they frolic and sing
A treasure we've found, it's a beautiful thing
They bring us joy they give us love
They're an infinite design from God above
A sparkling cooler crew snowflake is truly unique
We want you to know how much we care
even during the fragile times when things aren't always fair
when you look at this snowflake year after year
know that we are always here
We are all thinking of you over this Christmas.
Love, The Cooler Crew.
thank you for posting that.
Thanks for posting.
HeH :wink:
ok I'd love to do that but it would be tooo cruel. I think we will be spending lots of time practicing other songs this weekend.
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Thanks for posting that, I'm going have a cigarette now!
lol
I get to go to the dentist on Monday YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :wink:
I'll dream about what the second time will be like :wink: :sheepish:
rolls over and goes to sleep now