· $100 can buy what you need, but may leave you feeling a bit short, but $500 comes with all sorts of special features
· After you find it you may realize it was more effort than it was actually worth
· As soon as you do it, you want to rush back to the Internet so you can tell all your geeky friends about it
· Being interrupted in the middle of your fun is a real bummer
· Both are dependent on being able to pick up signals
· Both can be virtual
· Boxes come in all shapes and sizes
· Doing the multi-legged ones is more complicated
· Even though she's not really into it, your girlfriend always gets upset when you do it with other people
· Every once in a while you end up in a wet spot
· Getting dirty is not only expected, it's almost mandatory
· If you do it right, you wind up breathless
· If you do it too many times in one day, you can't always remember what you did to who, when, and where
· If you do it too much, you'll be sore and have trouble walking in the morning
· If you find the shrubbery impenetrable, you can always go around and come in from the rear.
· If you press the right buttons you find what you want.
· If you take a long lunch-break to do it, your co-workers may notice your disheveled hair and clothes
· It can make it more exciting when you hear strange sounds in the dark
· It is wonderful to be first
· It takes batteries to make some of your toys work
· Its common for newbies to be unsuccessful because they use the wrong datum
· Its easier if you know how to work the equipment
· It's better to do it with a partner but you can go solo when nobody is around
· It can even be done with multiple partners
· It's considerably less fun when you do it by yourself
· It's illegal to do it in some public areas
· Its more fun outdoors
· Just because you spend all your time looking for it does not mean you are actually going to find it
· Most people learn about it from a friend or figure it out themselves
· Most people look for the easy ones first
· Newbies are also likely to measure in seconds instead of minutes
· No matter how good you are that geo spot can be elusive
· No matter how many times you've done it, you look forward to the next time
· Nooners are fun
· Once your done, your ready for the next challenge
· Once you're married, you don't get to do it as often
· Size matters... the larger ones are easier to get a hold of, while the micros can be very hard to find
· Some people brag about how many times they were successful at it
· Some people use their Palms
· Sometimes you have trouble finding it when you really want it
· The deeper in the bush you go, the harder it gets to find the spot, conversely, the thinner the bush, the easier the find
· The dog never quite understands what's going on, but watches anyway
· The hardest ones are always the most satisfying
· The more you do it, the more you want to do it
· The size of your unit doesn't matter, it's how you use it
· The tighter the seal the better
· There is nothing like the sight of a nice can!
· They both have varied terrain
· Used condoms are found at both activities
· When you can't actually do it, you spend all your time reading about it and looking at pictures
· When you finally convince someone to do it for the first time, they suddenly want to do it with EVERYONE
· You always lie about it afterwards
· You are all hot and sweaty and sometimes you're ready for a nap afterwards
· You can do it at night
· You can do it with partners of either sex
· You complain when you aren't getting enough
· You dont mind the sticks and leaves in your hair
· You get to try out new positions
· You have a curious fascination with who was there before you were
· You only have one thing on your mind
· You think about calling in sick to work to spend the day doing it
· You will gladly walk miles if there's even a remote possibility that you'll do it, even in the rain
· Your partner complains about your obsession with it
· You're always taking something out and putting something back in
THANKS to Candy Apple Green