Shoot the Breeze With the Cooler Crew - Peoplesforum Edition

How did this get started?!?!?!

Here we are - up north and who comes to the door?!? A little old lady - must be 70 years old or better - a JW!!!!

Jehovah's Witnesses- They're everywhere you want to be.

Morning all it is so strange getting up this early.

Welcome to the world of JW Terry :)

once a month-usually on a Wednesday-they changed it up on me and came on a Monday last week!
they know when I am home! -our truck is outfront
same woman -sometimes with her dad or mom or friend come with her
very nice and we talk for a bit-10-15 minutes and they leave me their booklets -Mark sees the booklets and always thinks I give them our money-he doesnt believe me! we don't have money to give away---geesh

They did finally mention the 144,000 who get to go to Heaven (after coming to my house for 2 years) - I didn't have the guts to ask why they are ministering if Heaven is already gonna be filled up- I am sure those 144,000 spaces are already taken by now.

I wonder if Ticketmaster runs their show.... I dont see why not... they've got their hand in everything else.... and usually rip people off too.

Dont worry though... I'm sure theres probably some scalpers outside the gates..

Hey buddy! I got a ticket for Heaven, right here... you want in? Only 80 bux! Come on!

I'd have to be a smart ass and ask who the opening act would be though, and end up banned from the place.

Sounds like the makings of a song...

"There Ain't No Clowns in Heaven"

sold out show!
;)

maybe get a job at the concession stand in Heaven
or the clean up crew

I'd just fake a backstage pass, and sneak in that way.

From another thread:

JW asks: Do you read the bible?

Response: I used to, but then I got cable.

Eck....

I have nightmares about Mother Angellica, back when she had the patch on her eye, and looked like a weird ass kind of Pirate.

I thought you needed a job VJ? just trying to help!
maybe I could put a good word in for you ...up there ;)

Haha.... yeah. I dont think i'd wanna apply for the hot dog vendor job, up in Shangri-La, though.... I'd just wanna make it there, rich as hell, and use it like a retirement community. You know... pools, and golf and all that other stuff that I dont even use.

I am sure those 144,000 spaces are already taken by now.

Don't be so sure. I'll bet there's openings happening all the time.

wow 600 post!!!!

Yes I get to go to the rifle rang tomorrow after noon.

I think I saw a Dawg and a Digger yesterday, at the dawg's house.

Yep that was us

Sorry I didn't say hi. I was inside babysitting. Kids watching kids. Its been crazy at the house the last few days.

not a problem.

I am going to the rifle rang with your next door neighbor.

Well I am sorry that you do not like the I-Mac but since I am going to start school for Visual Communications in 2 weeks and since the Mac is the industry standard thats what I will be getting.

I had a good time putting holes in paper today, my sks jammed up on me I seem to have bad luck with semi-auto's think from now on I'll stick with bolt action rifles.

had a good time putting holes in paper today

trying to mess with the California voting system ESD?
or practicing for shooting out the red star at the Fair?
:)

Nope just having some fun:)

Good morning all.

How's the job hunting going?

Slow, I think I'll just go to school.

oh MV-your avatar is hilarious!

GO VIKES!

This is interesting...

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed
ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe."

Okay, how many of you had any real trouble cruising through this paragraph
and processing the words? Geez, it doesn't make much of a case for
drilling our kids on spelling, does it?

no real trouble but it took a little more time than if they had been spelled correctly.

thats just cause we are used to reading words a certain way and we read that slower to make sure we did understand it I think Jethro

I read it actually pretty quick -

that is funny and interesting that someone did a study on it and probly got paid by our gvremneont to furgie taht out!

well at least the University probly got a grant from the Government to do the study :)

someone sent me this regarding the above reading test:

At frist, I tuhohgt taht was a dcuoenmet porforaed by my scertaery.

Free Furniture!!

We have a **FREE** couch that has 2 recliners built into it for anyone that wants it. Must come and get this weekend. It's still in very good shape. Colors on it are mostly beige with a little bit of blue & light mauve in a pattern.

Contact East Side Digger for more details, seeing as he's online more than I am.

-Dawg

That would be prefect for the dressing room here at the bar.
But I dont think I have a way to haul it up here.
Hmmm let me think.

Ok get this Dawg just finished re doing the bath room she found this clock with a loon on it at the top of the hr. the clock makes a loon noise so I'm in the bathroom last night at midnight and I hear this noise and dam near jump out of my skin!

I can.

it's funny when it goes off the dogs run around looking for loons. LOL

It looks like L.L. will pick up the couch on Sunday. I get to paint the living room today. Hope every one has a good weekend.

Hey! LL was supposed to pick up my moms couch :(

So Unemployment sends me a letter today they will not give me any benefits while I go to school because I will not quit school if a full time job is offerd to me. Why would any one pay $28,000.00 for school and quit for some dead end job. I see no reason for there to be a Department of economic security if they will not help out a worker that gets laid off through no fault of there own and wants to go to school on there own dime. They should shut down that over paid under worked department and let people keep the money that is taken out of there salary and save for there lay off's them selves.

Hey! LL was supposed to pick up my moms couch :(

I figured she had gotten rid of it by now! Things have been so crazy lately we didn't get a chance to go get it.

Morning all,I'm almost finished painting the living room and I get to clean the carpet oh what a fun day.

Ambitious

i'm here, ralph. things are just busy at work is all, and will be for the next month and a half or so.