As he wondered how the heck he would do it, he comes across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thinks to himself. But desperate, he calls them and subscribes to the 3day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and there stands a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young woman dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign says, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches and has his way with her. After she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pounds program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reeboks running shoes and a sign around her neck that says, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and finds he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,"this is our most rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it, he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a signaround his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, you never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo! Good news folks! The docs have determined that it is a benign cyst - and I feel like I just won the lottery! Thank you all so much for your prayers and concern. I am a big believer in the power of prayer. What a relief. The fact remains that early detection is critical to a good outcome... please, please, please ladies get your yearly mammograms!
no kidding. my high school math teacher passed away from it a few years ago. (and in fact, tc's grandfather had it in the early fifties, and survived into the seventies, so she's really really got the whammy on that!)
thanks all for your support and prayers through this. we really appreciate it!
now if only i could figure out why the guy who reads the ultrasound images is called a radiologist.... x-rays, i can understand where radiologist comes from. but ultrasounds..... (nevermind that it was one and the same doctor, but still)
of course that guy has it made. he's a doctor who never ever has to get his hands dirty.
Wisdom tooth weekend and we can't play tonight, Josh says his teeth'll hurt, no way we're alright Wisdom tooth weekend, it complicates the company we're keeping, it's now, it's now, wisdom tooth weekend, it's now, it's now, wisdom tooth weekend, it's now Wisdom tooth weekend and we can't play a show Josh says his teeth'll hurt, no way we can go Wisdom tooth weekend, it complicates the company we're keeping, it's now, it's now, wisdom tooth weekend, it's now, it's now.
Treasure Trove........I'm sure digger has seen this...but wanted to point this out....this guy seems like he was onto something and never followed through with his hunt....
This SAME guy went on to finding one of the coins/gems in IOWA....
here is his post on another thread...
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I am convinced I know the location of one of the tokens and went there on Monday, but as luck would have it the whole area was covered in a foot of snow. Does anyone think MS would have accounted for this? Anyway, this is the interesting part...
On a overlook, looking over the Mississippi river were the normal little binocular thingys but bolted to the railing was a pipe pointing down. It was bolted on in a very permanent way. If you looked through the pipe it directed you to a an area of about three feet square. I though this was very unusual and the guide that was hanging around said he thought it pointed to rare plants. I went all the way down to that spot and there was a sign that said do not enter as there were delicate plants in the area. I just thought that it was so neat that at an overlook there was something pointing at something. Also, this whole area had benches made out of quarried limestone that had holes in them and one large bench was made out of a tree. However, like I said, they were all buried in snow. I'm going back as soon as I can confirm all the snow has melted.
ALSO, this area, which I determined on my own before I found out this little tidbit, is in a zip code that someone mined out of a picture of trees by counting their fingers. This is onpage 31and the zip was55043. Hmmmm.
I also saw dozens of lamposts with holes in them but there was a construction project that had many taken down so I don't think he would hide one there, in a place that wasn't permanent. Lamposts = moon like, get it? Where would he put them that was sure not to be disturbed for a couple of years?
ya...appraintly the guy found the token to trade it in...
what should bum everybody in this state that is looking for one ...is that supposedly everybody in the "mainland" is a days drive from one one of the gems.....
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so that means...IOWA was our days drive...I can't imagine another one in the midwest...
Hey ClueMaster, did you take pics from Star Wars night? You had to have with those costumes people were wearing. Or did you shoot just pics of your date Nick? We want to see...
Eh, I wasn't really into that book hunt craze anyway. Cool to see someone finally found one, but I'm not sure I'da driven to iowa if that was our closest one anyway, with my luck, as soon as I'da had it figured out, 10 other people would've too, then I'd be sittin down in iowa wondering why I wasted the gas money.
irfanview should be able to resize stuff without too much technofusion.
http://www.irfanview.com/
We are still praying for you TC
Thanx TC and KCO :) pictures soon to come! (hopefully)
TC - prayers, positive vibes and all the best wishes going out for good news.
irfanview should be able to resize stuff without too much technofusion.
I love irfanview...been using it for years.
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs.
As he wondered how the heck he would do it, he comes across an ad in the
newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thinks to himself. But desperate, he calls them
and subscribes to the 3day/10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and there stands a voluptuous,
athletic, 19 year old young woman dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes
and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of
the weight loss company. The sign says, "If you can catch me, you can have
me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches and has his way with her. After she
leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!"
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pounds
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reeboks running shoes and a sign around her neck that says, "If you catch
me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her,
but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four
days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he
weighs himself and finds he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,"this is our
most
rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it, he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a signaround his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to
the bench and sat down He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the
teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
you never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Hahahahaha!
LOL
Those are good Ian.
 Mornin' Ralph
Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo! Good news folks! The docs have determined that it is a benign cyst - and I feel like I just won the lottery! Thank you all so much for your prayers and concern. I am a big believer in the power of prayer. What a relief. The fact remains that early detection is critical to a good outcome... please, please, please ladies get your yearly mammograms!
Whew! ltc!
Gooder news than carrie underwood winning Idol.
Great news, TC!
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ya...good news!!!!
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please, please, please ladies get your yearly mammograms!
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I agree!!!!! gotta take care of those things...
;)
Hey, men can get breast cancer as well.
yep....and I've got no isssues with that....
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Wooooooooo Hoooooooooo! Good news folks! The docs have determined that it is a benign cyst
GREAT NEWS TC!
I'm really happy for you!
yep....and I've got no isssues with that....
I was gonna suggest...
Nevermind
;)
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On toast I can see it...but geez...on a mammogram???
Hey, men can get breast cancer as well.
no kidding. my high school math teacher passed away from it a few years ago. (and in fact, tc's grandfather had it in the early fifties, and survived into the seventies, so she's really really got the whammy on that!)
thanks all for your support and prayers through this. we really appreciate it!
now if only i could figure out why the guy who reads the ultrasound images is called a radiologist.... x-rays, i can understand where radiologist comes from. but ultrasounds..... (nevermind that it was one and the same doctor, but still)
of course that guy has it made. he's a doctor who never ever has to get his hands dirty.
No kidding... Made in the shade...
CONGRATS to you two!! I am so happy for the both of you:)
TC & ares
http://www.doubleviking.com/?p=7093
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I made the BIGTIME!!!
I submitted a link here and the took it...
this link will now get added onto blogs across the internet and to FARK...
:)
Cooler! Now you just have to find a way to get paid for finding things like that.
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>>>> Oh yeah, you already do :)
heh....
I think I need to start my own site...and sell my own advertising....
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That's great news TC!!!
OMG!!!!
Just had more RAM added to the KT 'puter.
SUHWEEEEEET!
heheh.
that is wonderful news Ares and Sue!
Sicko Wisdom Tooth Weekend lyrics
Josh says his teeth'll hurt, no way we're alright
Wisdom tooth weekend,
it complicates the company we're keeping,
it's now, it's now,
wisdom tooth weekend,
it's now, it's now,
wisdom tooth weekend,
it's now
Wisdom tooth weekend and we can't play a show
Josh says his teeth'll hurt, no way we can go
Wisdom tooth weekend,
it complicates the company we're keeping,
it's now, it's now,
wisdom tooth weekend,
it's now, it's now.
Fabulous news TC and Ares!!!!!!!!!
ER is back to repeats. The Apprentice is over. The kitchen floor is clean and the Coffee Mocha wore off... good night
good morning
Very good news TC
you'd think it was a holiday weekend or something by how lifeless it is in the Cooler ;)
Don't forget fireworks at Harriet Island Monday night!
AND to THANKand REMEMBERthose who have fought for our Freedom!!
JAKE!!! CHRISDIGGER!!!
Treasure Trove........I'm sure digger has seen this...but wanted to point this out....this guy seems like he was onto something and never followed through with his hunt....
This SAME guy went on to finding one of the coins/gems in IOWA....
here is his post on another thread...
Â
I am convinced I know the location of one of the tokens and went there on Monday, but as luck would have it the whole area was covered in a foot of snow. Does anyone think MS would have accounted for this? Anyway, this is the interesting part...
On a overlook, looking over the Mississippi river were the normal little binocular thingys but bolted to the railing was a pipe pointing down. It was bolted on in a very permanent way. If you looked through the pipe it directed you to a an area of about three feet square. I though this was very unusual and the guide that was hanging around said he thought it pointed to rare plants. I went all the way down to that spot and there was a sign that said do not enter as there were delicate plants in the area. I just thought that it was so neat that at an overlook there was something pointing at something. Also, this whole area had benches made out of quarried limestone that had holes in them and one large bench was made out of a tree. However, like I said, they were all buried in snow. I'm going back as soon as I can confirm all the snow has melted.
ALSO, this area, which I determined on my own before I found out this little tidbit, is in a zip code that someone mined out of a picture of trees by counting their fingers. This is onpage 31and the zip was55043. Hmmmm.
I also saw dozens of lamposts with holes in them but there was a construction project that had many taken down so I don't think he would hide one there, in a place that wasn't permanent. Lamposts = moon like, get it? Where would he put them that was sure not to be disturbed for a couple of years?
http://www.starthinker.com/treasure.html
wow...
that is cool- a gold snail
so it is located in southwestern Iowa
http://www.iowadnr.com/parks/state_park_list/lake_anita.html
http://www.anitaiowa.com/lake.html
...ME2..you trade that in for this....
http://www.atreasurestrove.com/Public/TheTreasureHunt/TheJewels/index.cfm
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ya...appraintly the guy found the token to trade it in...
what should bum everybody in this state that is looking for one ...is that supposedly everybody in the "mainland" is a days drive from one one of the gems.....
Â
so that means...IOWA was our days drive...I can't imagine another one in the midwest...
Â
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so trading in is like not having a registered button!!!!
Just gotta know what it is...
Hey ClueMaster, did you take pics from Star Wars night? You had to have with those costumes people were wearing. Or did you shoot just pics of your date Nick? We want to see...
Eh, I wasn't really into that book hunt craze anyway. Cool to see someone finally found one, but I'm not sure I'da driven to iowa if that was our closest one anyway, with my luck, as soon as I'da had it figured out, 10 other people would've too, then I'd be sittin down in iowa wondering why I wasted the gas money.
Maybe you would have found it in the Field of Dreams.Â
If you hide it, they'll come....
ahh yes, but in the end, there can be only one.
Heh
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Indy 500 begins soon! :)Â
Dana
5 foot 1 inch
100 pounds
23 years old
Trophy
5 foot 4 inch
110 pounds
69 years old
I remember years back when she said she was gonna be in the Indy 500.
Wheres Jake?
great race! she came in 4th!
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