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Yes - you can poo in Tim's Mock Hunt of Burning Poo

Submitted by THX 1138 on
My mock hunt is going to start Oct 16!!!! 2 clues a day, 12 clues in all! Clues 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 will be given as close to 9 AM as possible. Clues 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 will be given as close to 3 PM as possible. Right here. Clues 1 and 12 are special so they will be given at special times. 

Prizes: 2 pairs of tickets to Minnesota Wild home games (tbd), 2 St Paul Saints hats, 2 Pioneer Press hats, 1 DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet along with the Zephy news story and the story on last years finders from CM, 1 bag of m and m's 

Clue #1 

I captured the flag nearby burial mounds 

But if you look near there you’ll be left in the dark 

Because it’s a sacred area that is out of bounds 

One thing's the same: it's in a Ramsey County Park 

Clue #2 

A post every year, hey have a beer 

When you find this you're on your way 

But to which park should I steer? 

You might find out later today 

Clue #3 

The typical clue that doesn't tell you poo 

Usually comes around clue number three 

The park has tables, grills, and a shelter too 

Is that all? Not when you find two twenty 

Clue #4 

Live in the present, but remember the past 

A one, a two, one red, one blue 

Other than a vote, what can be cast? 

Another treasure was hidden here too 

Clue #5 

A street or a few can split into two 

Many times this causes a plight 

Even you can figure out this clue 

Should you think of nuggets and a time with no light 

Clue #6 

The battle for the axe was settled by fate 

In an overly heated battle 

Look near the reason this bout causes such hate 

And the rest will follow you like cattle 

Clue #7 

Normally you wouldn’t re-bake veal 

But in this case you should give it a try 

Figuring this clue is a pretty big deal 

And if you don’t get it your chances might die 

Clue #8 

Step up to the challenge, move away from the lake 

Rockin with Ben Folds may offer a guide 

The prize can be taken without using a rake 

Just look for a good spot for a rodent to hide 

Clue #9 

Terry, Shawn, Dan, Scott, and Jason 

Couldn't have been any better 

They teamed with Johnson and Johnson 

To help me hide my Wild sweater



 

tim_the_hunter

Thank you sir.
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 6:50 PM Permalink
Pay Me

dammit!
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 6:51 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Found It!!!!

That was way too easy Tim - You better do another one in case people get upset.
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 6:52 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Tim, I gave you host access to this thread, so you can change the title.
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 6:53 PM Permalink
Pay Me

It should be Stephanie is the best.....that is a good name for the thread!
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 6:54 PM Permalink
Clue Master

"Tim's Not Hunting This One" thread
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 6:55 PM Permalink
THX 1138

"Tim The Hunter Straw Hunt"
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 6:57 PM Permalink
KITCH

damn...I'm slow....
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 7:05 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

The hunt for Tim's kidney stones?
Wed, 09/28/2005 - 7:06 PM Permalink
me2

I like a good evil hunt - bring it on
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 9:01 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I was at Harriet today...... I dont think its there...

oh yeah...

what are we looking for?
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 9:32 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

right now? boobies.

after I hide the prize? the prize and boobies.
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 10:39 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'm a little concerned on my hunt time on this one...
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 12:06 PM Permalink
me2

I looked down my shirt - I WIN :sillygrin: :pbpt: :cool: :sheepish:
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 12:20 PM Permalink
KITCH

barely :confused:

RUNNING LIKE HOLY HELL!!!!
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 12:31 PM Permalink
Clue Master

:worried: :eek: :confused:
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 1:12 PM Permalink
KITCH

:: I'm still running!!!!! ::
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 1:15 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Here, borrow these

Thu, 09/29/2005 - 1:19 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

It's all about how you use your winnings.
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 3:22 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Kitch...

Thu, 09/29/2005 - 5:50 PM Permalink
me2

 ...thanks....bye
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 6:00 PM Permalink
KITCH

oh shit...I know I'm in trouble now!!!
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 6:05 PM Permalink
KITCH

I'm sorry...that was bad of me.....

:frown:
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 6:11 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Here ya go Kitch

Thu, 09/29/2005 - 6:12 PM Permalink
Clue Master

She's gotta forgive ya now. No one can resist a cute puppydog apology.
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 6:14 PM Permalink
KITCH



I'm going end up like this...I just know it....
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 6:14 PM Permalink
Clue Master

HAHA

I can totally hear a doggie SIGH when looking at that photo.
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 6:18 PM Permalink
Scribe

Tim's a lameass hunt! That's a great name!
Thu, 09/29/2005 - 7:39 PM Permalink
THX 1138

"Tim's lameass hunt".

I like it, but that's what I was gonna use if I ever did a hunt.
Fri, 09/30/2005 - 4:08 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

mine will be titled "this is not a hunt"

and will have 12 clues that all say the same thing: "this is not a clue, there is no hunt, your wasting your time"

there will be a pre-dig and a re-hash....

people will be welcome to contribute a bunch of money...
Fri, 09/30/2005 - 4:00 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

mine will just simply say Mikes Hunt. :eek:
Fri, 09/30/2005 - 5:13 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I had a friend named Mike Hunt once.

No wait.... That was something else
Fri, 09/30/2005 - 5:20 PM Permalink
cocorosie

I actually do know a guy with that name. he was the principal Hunts son in high school. pretty bad huh!! he liked to be called Michael!
Fri, 09/30/2005 - 6:43 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

heh, you think that's bad, get this. I work for a small business (getting smaller everyday) called "Just Call Mike". A silly name, based off of one of the regular customer service guys that everyone would call if they needed stuff (they sell office and school supplie, etc.).

Well, we had a batch of layoffs today, guess who was let go.... (not me) Dang it's going to be a long week next week.
Fri, 09/30/2005 - 10:59 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

damn.... so does that mean they gotta change their name?
Sun, 10/02/2005 - 7:21 AM Permalink
becksie

Hey, I met a guy at Bugg's once who works there...maybe it was Mike, I dunno
Mon, 10/03/2005 - 6:31 PM Permalink
becksie

He even had a shirt or jacket or business card, or something like that
Mon, 10/03/2005 - 6:32 PM Permalink
me2

I feel as if I was the only one to really get this :sillygrin: :eek: ...or wish I had :eyeroll: :sheepish:
Wed, 10/05/2005 - 5:27 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'm pretty sure you weren't. Every guy got it for sure. Maybe not

Hey Tim - Hows about donating an extra box seat for a mini hunt treasure before the game? That way one of us could spread out and fart and stuff. If not, I plan to do that anyway so be warned. :lipsealed:

Just an FYI to Payme - It just so happens to be National Boss Day on the 16th. All the real good employees do something nice for their boss on that day.

I thought I saw a masseuse enter one of the suites once. :confused:
Wed, 10/05/2005 - 5:33 PM Permalink
me2

National Boss Day

does that mean you get your wife a gift?
Wed, 10/05/2005 - 5:43 PM Permalink
becksie

I was just ignoring it. :goofy:

On a "cleaner" note, a friend of mine worked for a guy by the name of Mike Rafone...geez, what are these parents thinking of??? :goofy:
Wed, 10/05/2005 - 5:45 PM Permalink
KITCH

GREAT IDEA....thanks
Wed, 10/05/2005 - 6:16 PM Permalink
Clue Master

does that mean you get your wife a gift? Nice :eyeroll:

Mike Rafone

snerk
Wed, 10/05/2005 - 6:27 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Thanks!!! That will be important for Tim to pay attention too :smile:

OTiS and I went to the game tonight and it was AWESOME. I am now an offical hockey fan!!
Wed, 10/05/2005 - 8:36 PM Permalink
me2

caught part of the game on tv when it was 3-0

then watched the fireworks after the game :smile:

then damn kitch got me caught up in this LOST internet numbers - clues in the show thing!
Thu, 10/06/2005 - 8:41 AM Permalink
THX 1138

I've seen a few episodes of "Lost" and liked it, but never seem to catch it.

I've rented disc 2 of the first season but haven't watched it yet.
Thu, 10/06/2005 - 8:43 AM Permalink
me2

I am gonna rent all the Six Feet Under

I have always wanted to watch it since the first episode...now 6 yrs later? I go to watch it, a while back, up at the lake... and it turned out to be the season finaly!!! excellent ending!

I didnt have the channel and didnt have any friends who watched it or had cable either (poor friends) :frown:
Thu, 10/06/2005 - 8:48 AM Permalink
KITCH

all I know is my wife is a "Lost" nut....she says its right up my alley and I'd be searching the internet all day long looking for hidden websites etc....

I believe her...is why I won't watch it....
Thu, 10/06/2005 - 8:49 AM Permalink