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Cats or Dogs?

Submitted by THX 1138 on


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As you can tell, this poll is VERY scientific in nature. Margin of error is a mere +/- 0.05%


Final Tally: 
Dog = 12 (Way to go, Quentin) 
Cat = 400,026 
Pig = 1 
Pet Rock = 1 
Firebelly Newt = 1 
Wombat = 4 (Includes other marsupials) 
Gerbil = 1 
Snakes= 1 
 

------------Honorable Mentions------------

 

Peacock = 0 (Though the peababies are damn cute).

 

Snow Leopards = 0 (Honorable mention)

 

Slow Lorises - Chunking Express loves em!

 

Fast Lorises - LUV2FLY will have nothing to do with those "Slow" Lorises.

 

Turtle = The turtle died

 

Stud Horse = 1 (just for having the word "stud" in his name)

 

Chungking Express

Can slow lorises have an honorable mention?

Tue, 07/16/2002 - 8:52 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Ok but I've got to give it to Fast Lorises as well.


Tue, 07/16/2002 - 10:41 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Deal? What deal?

::wink wink, nudge nudge::

Tue, 07/16/2002 - 10:45 AM Permalink
ares




hey, lionness, where ya been?

who stuffed the ballot box for cats?

Tue, 07/16/2002 - 10:50 AM Permalink
THX 1138



That's a perfectly legit tally!

Tue, 07/16/2002 - 10:53 AM Permalink
ares




oh good. :)


Tue, 07/16/2002 - 10:59 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

;)

Tue, 07/16/2002 - 11:00 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

THX, Although I thouroughly appreciate your mentioning my fondness for fast lorises' I must take exception to the updated cat vote count. I would like to see dogs get their fair shake as well so please tell me where to mail the check for the count to be "refigured" :)

Wed, 07/17/2002 - 1:31 PM Permalink
Chungking Express

22 million cat votes?

Wed, 07/17/2002 - 9:01 PM Permalink
wilyone

I demand a recount!

</Gore>

Wed, 07/17/2002 - 9:06 PM Permalink
THX 1138



22 million cat votes?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

LUV2FLY, ::wink wink::

Wed, 07/17/2002 - 9:39 PM Permalink
THX 1138



I have no clue what you're talking about.

::wink wink::

Wed, 07/17/2002 - 9:49 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

THX,

Please hold that "gift" I sent you until monday ;)

BTW looks like we've had some more votes for dogs.

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 7:45 AM Permalink
ares




:: clears throat again ::(no, me2, there's nothing behind that comment)

a-hem


Thu, 07/18/2002 - 7:50 AM Permalink
wilyone

Well done, Luv2Fly.

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 8:07 AM Permalink
ares




aw, hell.

:: stuffing the ballot box with cat votes as fast as they can come off the printing press ::(and there's no comment in there, either, me2).

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 8:13 AM Permalink
Chungking Express

I think the chads need to be scrutinized.

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 8:27 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

Strolls in nonchalantly.

Well, what a fine day it is, isn't it folks?

And I and all my cat friends from PF have been looking for a new littler box and this looks like such a lovely spot.

Pity about all those cat votes disappearing under such suspicious circumstances wasn't it? Well, c'est la vie.....now, if you'll excuse me, I just need to wander over to the corner there.

::scratch, scratch, SCRATCH::

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 9:48 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Pity about all those cat votes disappearing under such suspicious circumstances wasn't it?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 10:01 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

::SCRATCH::

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 10:01 AM Permalink
THX 1138



OUCH!

Is it any wonder cats only have 22 votes? You'll never see a dog do that.

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 10:03 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

What will dogs do for you? Well, in the words of the immortal bard (that would be ares):

there's something to be said
for big panting dogs
however they tend
to be shitting logs

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 10:15 AM Permalink
ares




:: takes a bow ::



Thu, 07/18/2002 - 10:33 AM Permalink
Chungking Express

A chad is the little bit of paper that is punched out of a punch-system paper ballot. During the Florida mess, there was a whole lexicon of chad terminology to denote chads that were still attached by one corner, two corners, all corners but dimpled, three corners, etc.

Thu, 07/18/2002 - 1:03 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

I wonder how many kids will get the name Chad now ? I mean who would want to hang out with Chad ? And heaven help the kid if he also has dimples.

Fri, 07/19/2002 - 6:24 AM Permalink
ares




:: snerk ::



Fri, 07/19/2002 - 6:34 AM Permalink
me2

clears throat again

sorry, I don't get in here very often...I have 2 cats and a dog! So I am pretty equal, I don't even know what I originally voted for!

And...I don't think there were any cats OR dogs in the movie Charlies Angels but there was a CHAD:)

Sat, 07/20/2002 - 9:02 AM Permalink
Tonya J

Cats are much more conniving than dogs, which leads to my question of how dogs suddenly shot up to ... 80,000,000 votes?!? I must find some refuting evidence.

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 9:22 AM Permalink
THX 1138



80,000,000? That was supposed to be 800,000,000.

Sorry about that.

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 9:48 AM Permalink
Tonya J

@#$(#_$*#_#*_#( !

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 10:02 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Now that I think of it, I haven't gotten my "Package" from LUV2FLY.

No Dogs For Him!

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 10:05 AM Permalink
wilyone

Hey THX...what happened to the other 799,999,992 dog votes?

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 10:32 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Hey THX...what happened to the other 799,999,992 dog votes?

Seems dog owners don't hold up to their part of a bargain.

::searching through mail, looking for LUV2FLYs package::

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 10:36 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Oh God is that a cute pic, L.L.

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 10:38 AM Permalink
Tonya J

See? It just proves all cats are the same. My big male cat Han, lies on his back just like that.

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 10:41 AM Permalink
maggieo

That lion reminds me of my friend Helen's cat, Blackie:

Or maybe Scooter:

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 10:48 AM Permalink
ares




see, i've always thought that a cat laying out like that is just a trap to claw up your hands :). but i love 'em anyway.


Thu, 07/25/2002 - 11:13 AM Permalink
Tonya J

I was at the zoo in Seattle once and watched a black leopard napping, splayed out on his perch (blue-eyed too, gorgeous). They may be predators but they are every bit as playful as a domesticated cat. I low-pitched my voice and gently called him beautiful through the cage and he heard me, opened his eyes and rolled over a bit looking at me, yawned, and went right back to sleep.

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 12:19 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Now that I think of it, I haven't gotten my "Package" from LUV2FLY.

No Dogs For Him!

What? I sent it, it was a nice portfolio of stocks. World Com, Qwest, And I threw some Martha Stewart in too ! It's a good thing. :)

Thu, 07/25/2002 - 12:46 PM Permalink
ares




dammit. how could i have possibly missed that joe after i read tonya's post.


Thu, 07/25/2002 - 1:05 PM Permalink