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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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Wicked Nick

I was singin that in the car one time... I musta been like 7 or 8... and my mom had to pull the car over, cause she was laughin her ass off.

Tue, 08/12/2003 - 9:18 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don't be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, don't go to the show

Well i turned around and i said "oh, oh" oh
Well i turned around and i said "oh, oh" oh
Well i turned around and i said "ho, ho"
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
"watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"
"watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"

Tue, 08/12/2003 - 10:37 PM Permalink
Frosti

"Just another prick at the mall"....

Ha!! The snark is strong in this one.

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 4:44 AM Permalink
me2

"Just another prick at the mall"....

hear a Weird Al whats his face tune coming on with that one :)

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 6:16 AM Permalink
ares

hear a Weird Al whats his face tune coming on with that one :)

me2.

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 7:04 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think i'm delicious

With the stuff that i say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your tv set

You will obey me while i lead you
And eat the garbage that i feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, i am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 7:26 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Never cared for Zappa

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 7:48 AM Permalink
THX 1138




God told me to skin you alive
I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
Crush 'em under my car
I wanna hear 'em scream
Feed 'em poison candy
To spoil their Halloween

So you're in the kids ward
You're in there because you're ill
How about some Pavulon
So I can see you chill

Time to hit the school bus
I think I'll shoot the tires
Offer them a helping hand
Of open telephone wires

Ever wanted to die?
Ofcourse you have
But I won't till I get my revenge
I don't wanna see people anymore

Things I never ever saw before
Make me see them for the shit they are
Take as many as I can away with me
Anyone can be king for a day

So I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
I bang their heads in doors
I kill children
Can hardly wait for yours

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 7:49 AM Permalink
me2

speaking of getting run over!

BAD COCA COLA DRIVER!

9-YEAR-OLD BOY IS KILLED WEN HIT BY TRUCK HERE
'BILLIE' Engraved on Arm Band Aids Police in Search for Parents of Victim of Accident At Downtown Intersection. The youngster killed by a truck was identified shortly after 2 pm. as Billie DISMUKES, 9 , son of Mrs. Edna Ethel GRAY, 1225 W. Main-st.
An unidentified boy, about 9 years old, was fatally injured here this afternoon when he dashed in the path of a truck at Grand and Western-ave. Police were searching for relatives or friends of the child whose body is held at Watts & McAtee Funeral Home.
The name Billie was engraved on a metal band the boy wore on his right arm. The youngster died in an ambulance before it reached Wesley Hospital.
Sherman S. STANFORD, 37 years old, of Norman,driver of the truck, said he had just made a left turn from Grand into Western-ave when the boy ran from the southeast curb of the intersection. The right front wheel of the truck struck the boy, knocking him to the pavement.
Mr. STANFORD said he was driving about 10 miles an hour. The boy got up from the paving and walked to the curb. He did not cry. Mr. STANFORD and witnesses made the boy lie down while an ambulance was called. It was said the youngster suffered a crushed head. Mr. STANFORD, driver-salesman for the Coco Cola Co, had just left the company's bottling plant at 1 NW Third-st, and was to cover a route between here and Norman.
The boy was wearing a yellow polo shirt, gray wash rousers, white shoes and blue socks and a broad brimmed Texas Centennial hat. He carried a Centennial cane and wore a ring bearing a Centennial inscription.

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 7:59 AM Permalink
me2

oh that happened in 1936 in Oklahoma

and that tune is terrible THX!

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 8:00 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Actin' funny but i don't know why
'scuse me while i kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if i'm comin' up or down
Am i happy or in misery?
Whaterever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help me
Help me
Oh i don't know

Yeah!
Purple haze was all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

Who knows?
Help me
Yeah
Come on now
Tell me
Tell me

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 8:06 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Mail by the door

What would anybody leave so quickly for?

Ophelia

Where have you gone?

The old neighborhood just ain't the same
Nobody knows just what became of
Ophelia
Tell me, what went wrong

Was it somethin' that somebody said?

Mama, i know we broke the rules

Was somebody up against the law?

Honey, you know i'd die for you

Ashes of laughter

The ghost is clear

Why do the best things always disappear

Like ophelia

Please darken my door

Was it somethin' that somebody said?
Honey, you know we broke the rules
Wu somebody up against the law?
Honey, you know i'd die for you

They got your number
Scared and runnin'
But i'm still waitin' for the second comin'
Of ophelia
Come back home

Wed, 08/13/2003 - 10:56 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Out in the streets tonight, under the neon lights
You're searchin' for something new
But nothin' is real, and no one can feel like you
They say that eagles fly in this red hot sky
But were they just passin' through
Or did they look down, and see what you found was true

But still in the back of your mind
You've got somethin' to believe in, but there's so much to find
As the bright lights dim, and the night closes in
You thought everything is ending, but it's yet to begin
And you ain't seen nothing yet!
But what you see you'll never forget, and you'll say

Why oh why)
Did it take you so long to want something more?
Why oh why)
Did you never get off on this before?
Why oh why)
Well, here it is, the love you've been waitin' for
Why oh why)
Standin' in front of you like an open door

And then you ask yourself, is this where you belong?
Is it right, or is it wrong?
Does it matter what's right, in the heat of the night?

In the heat of the night, when you know it ain't right
But you do what you wanna do
You do what you feel, `cause no one can feel like you

Sun, 08/17/2003 - 6:07 PM Permalink
me2

Hot august night

And the leaves hanging down
And the grass on the ground smelling sweet
Move up the road
To the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat

Sits a ragged tent
Where there ain't no trees
And that gospel group
Telling you and me

It's love, love
Brother love's travelling salvation show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
Brother love's show

Room gets suddenly still
And when you'd almost bet
You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Every ear in the place is on him

Mon, 08/18/2003 - 7:36 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

heard you on the wireless back in fifty two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
If i was young it didn't stop you coming through.
Oh-a oh

They took the credit for your second symphony.
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
And now i understand the problems you can see.
Oh-a oh

I met your children
Oh-a oh

What did you tell them?

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.

Pictures came and broke your heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we meet in an abandoned studio.
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago.
And you remember the jingles used to go.
Oh-a oh

You were the first one.

Oh-a oh

You were the last one.

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.

In my mind and in my car,
We can't rewind we've gone to far

Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.

In my mind and in my car,
We can't rewind we've gone to far.

Pictures came and broke your heart,
Put the blame on vcr.

You are a radio star.
You are a radio star.

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.

Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.

Video killed the radio star.
(you are a radio star.)

I rented Grand theft auto vice city and this song is on one of the radio stations in the game is that cooler or what.

Mon, 08/18/2003 - 11:05 PM Permalink
Frosti

That song was the first video ever to be shown on MTV.
</Cliff Claven>

Tue, 08/19/2003 - 3:27 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Heh... that video is cool...

Tue, 08/19/2003 - 8:35 AM Permalink
me2

That is a nice piece of 'useless information' -thanks ;)
I thought it was something by Michael Jackson

Tue, 08/19/2003 - 9:28 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Looking out a dirty old window
Down below the cars in the
City go rushing by
I sit here alone
And i wonder why

Friday night and everyone's moving
I can fell the heat
But it's shooting
Heading down
I search for the beat in this dirty town

Down town the young ones are going
Down town the young ones are growing

Chorus :

We're the kids in america (x 2)
Everybody live for the music-go-round

Bright lights the music gets faster
Look boy, don't check on your watch
Not another glance
I'm not leaving now, honey not a chance

Hot-shot, give me no problems
Much later baby you'll be saying never mind
You know life is cruel, life is never kind

Kind hearts don't make a new story
Kind hearts don't grab any glory

Ch.

Come closer, honey that's better
Got to get a brand new experience
Feeling right
Oh don't try to stop baby
Hold me tight

Outside a new day is dawning
Outside sububia's sprawling everywhere
I don't want to go baby
New york to east california
There's a new wave coming i warn you

Ch.

We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in america

Wed, 08/20/2003 - 7:47 AM Permalink
Frosti

When we were young, the future was so bright, whoa
The old neighborhood was so alive, whoa
And every kid on the whole damn street, whoa
Was gonna make it big and not be beat

Now, the neighborhood’s cracked and torn, whoa
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn, whoa
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives

Chances thrown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Jamie had a chance, well, she really did, whoa
Instead, she dropped out and had a couple of kids, whoa
Mark still lives at home ’cause he’s got no job, whoa
He just plays guitar and smokes a lotta pot

Jay committed suicide, whoa
Brandon od’d and died, whoa
What the hell is going on
The cruelest dream, reality

Chances thrown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Go!

Chances thrown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Wed, 08/20/2003 - 10:37 AM Permalink
me2

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand

Wed, 08/20/2003 - 10:57 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Well I'm gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler
About working all summer just to try to earn a dollar
Well the time will come, baby, I try to get a date
My boss says ("No dice, son, you gotta work late.")

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Well my mom and papa told me, "Son, you gotta make some money
If you want to use the car to go a-riding next Sunday"
Well I didn't go to work--told the boss I was sick
(You can't use the car 'cause you didn't work late.)

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Gonna take two weeks, gonna have a fine vacation
Gonna take my problem to the United Nations
Well I called my congressman and he said quote
("I'd like to help you, son, but you're too young to vote.")

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Wed, 08/20/2003 - 4:15 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Come on, now.
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I can't explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
There'll be no more --Aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.

Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working. Good.
That'll keep you going for the show.
Come on it's time to go.

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

Tue, 08/26/2003 - 3:52 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Ahhhhhhh.... That felt good. Thanks

You see that Floyd came out with a DVD today having everything to do with the making of DSOTM? I had to get Lord Of The Rings and Dio's Evil or Divine instead this week. Will get it next week tho.

Tue, 08/26/2003 - 7:04 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Tue, 08/26/2003 - 9:21 PM Permalink
me2

I got screwed when the first Lord of the Rings came out and then later they released the extended additional scenes version AFTER I bought the 1st one!

I really really want to see the 2nd movie BUT I refuse to buy it if they pull this crap again!I want the full good version!

Wed, 08/27/2003 - 9:48 AM Permalink
ares

they're gonna do the same thing too. wait till novemeber when the extended version comes out.

Wed, 08/27/2003 - 10:17 AM Permalink
Frosti

We own both versions. Since my wife refuses to wait until November, but also insists on buying the bigger one.

Wed, 08/27/2003 - 10:49 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I bought the 4 disc set the first time around, then decided to get the double disc this time since I only watched the 2 extra discs from the first set one time. I'll just rent the larger one when it comes out in November since I'll only watch it once any way.

Wed, 08/27/2003 - 10:55 AM Permalink
me2

thanks-I knew it! I knew I should wait!

Wed, 08/27/2003 - 2:55 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

  • ramble on, And now's the time, the time is now
    To sing my song.
    I'm goin' 'round the world,
    I got to find my girl, on my way.
    I've been this way ten years to the day, ramble on,
    Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.

    Got no time to for spreadin' roots,
    The time has come to be gone.
    And tho' our health we drank a thousand times,
    It's time to ramble on.

  • chorus

    I ain't tellin' no lie.
    Mine's a tale that can't be told,
    My freedom i hold dear;
    How years ago in days of old
    When magic filled the air,
    T'was in the darkest depths of mordor
    I met a girl so fair,
    But gollum, and the evil one crept up
    And slipped away with her.
    Her, her....yea.
    Ain't nothing i can do, no.

  • chorus

    Gonna ramble on, sing my song
    Gotta keep-a-searchin' for my baby...
    Gonna work my way, round the world
    I can't stop this feelin' in my heart
    Gotta keep searchin' for my baby
    I can't find my bluebird!
    I'd listen to my bluebird sing but i can't find my blue bird
    A-keep-a ramblin' baby...

  • Wed, 08/27/2003 - 4:57 PM Permalink
    me2

    hey, speaking of "baby"
    what do you call your wife or husband?

    do you call him/her ---sweatheart, babe,baby, honey, hun, sweatie pie, baby cakes, darling, pookie wookie?

    just curious

    Wed, 08/27/2003 - 8:24 PM Permalink
    East Side Digger

    Wed, 08/27/2003 - 8:31 PM Permalink
    me2

    well I was just wondering- we always called eachother sweatheart and hun...I am in the middle of changing it over to baby- cause I want something more personal and sexier and give the butterflies when you hear it. what do you men want to be called? and have any of you men had 'butterflies' over a girl before? where you chest feels like it is gonna lift off the ground? the real butterfly feel not just 'want her' with your other head :P

    Wed, 08/27/2003 - 8:33 PM Permalink
    THX 1138



    I call her Dawg... LOL

    Is it any wonder the guy has been divorced 7 times?

    ::just kidding::

    what do you men want to be called?

    I prefer "Lord of Time & Space"

    btw: We both use Sweetie & Babe.

    Thu, 08/28/2003 - 6:01 AM Permalink
    me2

    Her: they say we're young and we don't know we won't find out until we grow
    Him: well i don't know if all that's true 'cause you got me, and baby i got you
    .
    Him: babe
    Both: i got you babe i got you babe
    .
    Her: they say our love won't pay the rent before it's earned, our money's all been spent
    Him: i guess that's so, we don't have a pot but at least i'm sure of all the things we got
    .
    Him: babe
    Both: i got you babe i got you babe
    .
    Him: i got flowers in the spring i got you to wear my ring
    Her: and when i'm sad, you're a clown and if i get scared, you're always around

    Thu, 08/28/2003 - 9:12 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Nice song snookums ;-)

    Thu, 08/28/2003 - 9:17 AM Permalink
    me2

    oh thank you candycane-alienman ;P
    I kinda want to lick you
    minty-fresh ;)

    Thu, 08/28/2003 - 9:37 AM Permalink
    THX 1138



    ::supresses urge to comment::

    Thu, 08/28/2003 - 9:43 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    ::suppresses all kinds of urges::

    Thu, 08/28/2003 - 10:56 AM Permalink
    me2

    oh, blue-ball away boys ;o

    Thu, 08/28/2003 - 12:09 PM Permalink
    East Side Digger

    When i come home... baby
    My house is dark and my pots are cold

    You're hanging ëround... baby
    With jean and joan and a who knows who
    I'm getting tired of waiting and fooling around
    I'll find somebody, who won't make me feel like a clown
    This can't go on...
    Lord knows you got to change

    Organ solo:

    (repeat 2nd verse)

    Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ...

    Sun, 08/31/2003 - 3:55 PM Permalink
    me2

    Organ solo:

    what organ are we talking about here? ;) DOH!

    Sun, 08/31/2003 - 5:43 PM Permalink
    East Side Digger

    Sun, 08/31/2003 - 7:52 PM Permalink
    East Side Digger

    I love rock n' roll
    So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
    I love rock n' roll
    So come an' take your time an' dance with me

    He smiled so i got up and' asked for his name
    That don't matter, he said,
    'cause it's all the same

    Said can i take you home where we can be alone

    An' next we were movin' on
    He was with me, yeah me

    Next we were movin' on
    He was with me, yeah me, singin'

    I love rock n' roll
    So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
    I love rock n' roll
    So come an' take your time an' dance with me

    Said can i take you home where we can be alone

    An we'll be movin' on
    An' singin' that same old song
    Yeah with me, singin'

    I love rock n' roll
    So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
    I love rock n' roll
    So come an' take your time an' dance with me

    Sun, 08/31/2003 - 7:55 PM Permalink
    me2

    my head in the gutter? your the one probly thinking of Britney Spears during that song! what chick flick teeniebopper movies you been watchin'? :)

    Tue, 09/02/2003 - 5:50 PM Permalink
    me2

    I used to think
    I had the answers to everything
    Mm but now I know
    That life doesn't always go my way. Yeah
    Feels like I'm caught in the middle
    That's when I realize

    I'm not a girl
    Not yet a woman
    All I need is time
    A moment that is mine
    While I'm in between
    I'm not a girl

    Tue, 09/02/2003 - 5:52 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    ::picturing me2 acting like Britney::

    You go girl....

    Tue, 09/02/2003 - 7:12 PM Permalink
    Frosti

    ::picturing me2 dressed like Britney::

    You go girl....

    Tue, 09/02/2003 - 8:21 PM Permalink