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Leisure Suit Lyrics and Video Lounge and PPWC Karaoke Bar
I was singin that in the car one time... I musta been like 7 or 8... and my mom had to pull the car over, cause she was laughin her ass off.
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...
And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don't be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, don't go to the show
Well i turned around and i said "oh, oh" oh
Well i turned around and i said "oh, oh" oh
Well i turned around and i said "ho, ho"
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
"watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"
"watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"
"Just another prick at the mall"....
Ha!! The snark is strong in this one.
"Just another prick at the mall"....
hear a Weird Al whats his face tune coming on with that one :)
hear a Weird Al whats his face tune coming on with that one :)
me2.
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think i'm delicious
With the stuff that i say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your tv set
You will obey me while i lead you
And eat the garbage that i feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial
Well, i am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
eeeeew~
Never cared for Zappa
God told me to skin you alive
I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
Crush 'em under my car
I wanna hear 'em scream
Feed 'em poison candy
To spoil their Halloween
So you're in the kids ward
You're in there because you're ill
How about some Pavulon
So I can see you chill
Time to hit the school bus
I think I'll shoot the tires
Offer them a helping hand
Of open telephone wires
Ever wanted to die?
Ofcourse you have
But I won't till I get my revenge
I don't wanna see people anymore
Things I never ever saw before
Make me see them for the shit they are
Take as many as I can away with me
Anyone can be king for a day
So I kill children
I love to see them die
I kill children
And make their mamas cry
I bang their heads in doors
I kill children
Can hardly wait for yours
speaking of getting run over!
BAD COCA COLA DRIVER!
9-YEAR-OLD BOY IS KILLED WEN HIT BY TRUCK HERE
'BILLIE' Engraved on Arm Band Aids Police in Search for Parents of Victim of Accident At Downtown Intersection. The youngster killed by a truck was identified shortly after 2 pm. as Billie DISMUKES, 9 , son of Mrs. Edna Ethel GRAY, 1225 W. Main-st.
An unidentified boy, about 9 years old, was fatally injured here this afternoon when he dashed in the path of a truck at Grand and Western-ave. Police were searching for relatives or friends of the child whose body is held at Watts & McAtee Funeral Home.
The name Billie was engraved on a metal band the boy wore on his right arm. The youngster died in an ambulance before it reached Wesley Hospital.
Sherman S. STANFORD, 37 years old, of Norman,driver of the truck, said he had just made a left turn from Grand into Western-ave when the boy ran from the southeast curb of the intersection. The right front wheel of the truck struck the boy, knocking him to the pavement.
Mr. STANFORD said he was driving about 10 miles an hour. The boy got up from the paving and walked to the curb. He did not cry. Mr. STANFORD and witnesses made the boy lie down while an ambulance was called. It was said the youngster suffered a crushed head. Mr. STANFORD, driver-salesman for the Coco Cola Co, had just left the company's bottling plant at 1 NW Third-st, and was to cover a route between here and Norman.
The boy was wearing a yellow polo shirt, gray wash rousers, white shoes and blue socks and a broad brimmed Texas Centennial hat. He carried a Centennial cane and wore a ring bearing a Centennial inscription.
oh that happened in 1936 in Oklahoma
and that tune is terrible THX!
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Actin' funny but i don't know why
'scuse me while i kiss the sky
Purple haze all around
Don't know if i'm comin' up or down
Am i happy or in misery?
Whaterever it is, that girl put a spell on me
Help me
Help me
Oh i don't know
Yeah!
Purple haze was all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?
Who knows?
Help me
Yeah
Come on now
Tell me
Tell me
Mail by the door
What would anybody leave so quickly for?
Ophelia
Where have you gone?
The old neighborhood just ain't the same
Nobody knows just what became of
Ophelia
Tell me, what went wrong
Was it somethin' that somebody said?
Mama, i know we broke the rules
Was somebody up against the law?
Honey, you know i'd die for you
Ashes of laughter
The ghost is clear
Why do the best things always disappear
Like ophelia
Please darken my door
Was it somethin' that somebody said?
Honey, you know we broke the rules
Wu somebody up against the law?
Honey, you know i'd die for you
They got your number
Scared and runnin'
But i'm still waitin' for the second comin'
Of ophelia
Come back home
Out in the streets tonight, under the neon lights
You're searchin' for something new
But nothin' is real, and no one can feel like you
They say that eagles fly in this red hot sky
But were they just passin' through
Or did they look down, and see what you found was true
But still in the back of your mind
You've got somethin' to believe in, but there's so much to find
As the bright lights dim, and the night closes in
You thought everything is ending, but it's yet to begin
And you ain't seen nothing yet!
But what you see you'll never forget, and you'll say
Why oh why)
Did it take you so long to want something more?
Why oh why)
Did you never get off on this before?
Why oh why)
Well, here it is, the love you've been waitin' for
Why oh why)
Standin' in front of you like an open door
And then you ask yourself, is this where you belong?
Is it right, or is it wrong?
Does it matter what's right, in the heat of the night?
In the heat of the night, when you know it ain't right
But you do what you wanna do
You do what you feel, `cause no one can feel like you
Hot august night
And the leaves hanging down
And the grass on the ground smelling sweet
Move up the road
To the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat
Sits a ragged tent
Where there ain't no trees
And that gospel group
Telling you and me
It's love, love
Brother love's travelling salvation show
Pack up the babies
Grab the old ladies
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
Brother love's show
Room gets suddenly still
And when you'd almost bet
You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Every ear in the place is on him
heard you on the wireless back in fifty two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
If i was young it didn't stop you coming through.
Oh-a oh
They took the credit for your second symphony.
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
And now i understand the problems you can see.
Oh-a oh
I met your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Pictures came and broke your heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio.
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago.
And you remember the jingles used to go.
Oh-a oh
You were the first one.
Oh-a oh
You were the last one.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
In my mind and in my car,
We can't rewind we've gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
In my mind and in my car,
We can't rewind we've gone to far.
Pictures came and broke your heart,
Put the blame on vcr.
You are a radio star.
You are a radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
(you are a radio star.)
I rented Grand theft auto vice city and this song is on one of the radio stations in the game is that cooler or what.
That song was the first video ever to be shown on MTV.
</Cliff Claven>
Heh... that video is cool...
That is a nice piece of 'useless information' -thanks ;)
I thought it was something by Michael Jackson
Looking out a dirty old window
Down below the cars in the
City go rushing by
I sit here alone
And i wonder why
Friday night and everyone's moving
I can fell the heat
But it's shooting
Heading down
I search for the beat in this dirty town
Down town the young ones are going
Down town the young ones are growing
Chorus :
We're the kids in america (x 2)
Everybody live for the music-go-round
Bright lights the music gets faster
Look boy, don't check on your watch
Not another glance
I'm not leaving now, honey not a chance
Hot-shot, give me no problems
Much later baby you'll be saying never mind
You know life is cruel, life is never kind
Kind hearts don't make a new story
Kind hearts don't grab any glory
Ch.
Come closer, honey that's better
Got to get a brand new experience
Feeling right
Oh don't try to stop baby
Hold me tight
Outside a new day is dawning
Outside sububia's sprawling everywhere
I don't want to go baby
New york to east california
There's a new wave coming i warn you
Ch.
We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in america
When we were young, the future was so bright, whoa
The old neighborhood was so alive, whoa
And every kid on the whole damn street, whoa
Was gonna make it big and not be beat
Now, the neighborhood’s cracked and torn, whoa
The kids are grown up, but their lives are worn, whoa
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives
Chances thrown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
Jamie had a chance, well, she really did, whoa
Instead, she dropped out and had a couple of kids, whoa
Mark still lives at home ’cause he’s got no job, whoa
He just plays guitar and smokes a lotta pot
Jay committed suicide, whoa
Brandon od’d and died, whoa
What the hell is going on
The cruelest dream, reality
Chances thrown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
Go!
Chances thrown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Still, it’s hard, hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
Well I'm gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler
About working all summer just to try to earn a dollar
Well the time will come, baby, I try to get a date
My boss says ("No dice, son, you gotta work late.")
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
Well my mom and papa told me, "Son, you gotta make some money
If you want to use the car to go a-riding next Sunday"
Well I didn't go to work--told the boss I was sick
(You can't use the car 'cause you didn't work late.)
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
Gonna take two weeks, gonna have a fine vacation
Gonna take my problem to the United Nations
Well I called my congressman and he said quote
("I'd like to help you, son, but you're too young to vote.")
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
Come on, now.
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I can't explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
Ok.
Just a little pinprick. [ping]
There'll be no more --Aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working. Good.
That'll keep you going for the show.
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
Ahhhhhhh.... That felt good. Thanks
You see that Floyd came out with a DVD today having everything to do with the making of DSOTM? I had to get Lord Of The Rings and Dio's Evil or Divine instead this week. Will get it next week tho.
I got screwed when the first Lord of the Rings came out and then later they released the extended additional scenes version AFTER I bought the 1st one!
I really really want to see the 2nd movie BUT I refuse to buy it if they pull this crap again!I want the full good version!
they're gonna do the same thing too. wait till novemeber when the extended version comes out.
We own both versions. Since my wife refuses to wait until November, but also insists on buying the bigger one.
I bought the 4 disc set the first time around, then decided to get the double disc this time since I only watched the 2 extra discs from the first set one time. I'll just rent the larger one when it comes out in November since I'll only watch it once any way.
thanks-I knew it! I knew I should wait!
To sing my song.
I'm goin' 'round the world,
I got to find my girl, on my way.
I've been this way ten years to the day, ramble on,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
Got no time to for spreadin' roots,
The time has come to be gone.
And tho' our health we drank a thousand times,
It's time to ramble on.
I ain't tellin' no lie.
Mine's a tale that can't be told,
My freedom i hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
T'was in the darkest depths of mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Her, her....yea.
Ain't nothing i can do, no.
Gonna ramble on, sing my song
Gotta keep-a-searchin' for my baby...
Gonna work my way, round the world
I can't stop this feelin' in my heart
Gotta keep searchin' for my baby
I can't find my bluebird!
I'd listen to my bluebird sing but i can't find my blue bird
A-keep-a ramblin' baby...
hey, speaking of "baby"
what do you call your wife or husband?
do you call him/her ---sweatheart, babe,baby, honey, hun, sweatie pie, baby cakes, darling, pookie wookie?
just curious
well I was just wondering- we always called eachother sweatheart and hun...I am in the middle of changing it over to baby- cause I want something more personal and sexier and give the butterflies when you hear it. what do you men want to be called? and have any of you men had 'butterflies' over a girl before? where you chest feels like it is gonna lift off the ground? the real butterfly feel not just 'want her' with your other head :P
I call her Dawg... LOL
Is it any wonder the guy has been divorced 7 times?
::just kidding::
what do you men want to be called?
I prefer "Lord of Time & Space"
btw: We both use Sweetie & Babe.
Her: they say we're young and we don't know we won't find out until we grow
Him: well i don't know if all that's true 'cause you got me, and baby i got you
.
Him: babe
Both: i got you babe i got you babe
.
Her: they say our love won't pay the rent before it's earned, our money's all been spent
Him: i guess that's so, we don't have a pot but at least i'm sure of all the things we got
.
Him: babe
Both: i got you babe i got you babe
.
Him: i got flowers in the spring i got you to wear my ring
Her: and when i'm sad, you're a clown and if i get scared, you're always around
Nice song snookums ;-)
oh thank you candycane-alienman ;P
I kinda want to lick you
minty-fresh ;)
::supresses urge to comment::
::suppresses all kinds of urges::
oh, blue-ball away boys ;o
When i come home... baby
My house is dark and my pots are cold
You're hanging ëround... baby
With jean and joan and a who knows who
I'm getting tired of waiting and fooling around
I'll find somebody, who won't make me feel like a clown
This can't go on...
Lord knows you got to change
Organ solo:
(repeat 2nd verse)
Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ...
Organ solo:
what organ are we talking about here? ;) DOH!
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me
He smiled so i got up and' asked for his name
That don't matter, he said,
'cause it's all the same
Said can i take you home where we can be alone
An' next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me
Next we were movin' on
He was with me, yeah me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me
Said can i take you home where we can be alone
An we'll be movin' on
An' singin' that same old song
Yeah with me, singin'
I love rock n' roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n' roll
So come an' take your time an' dance with me
my head in the gutter? your the one probly thinking of Britney Spears during that song! what chick flick teeniebopper movies you been watchin'? :)
I used to think
I had the answers to everything
Mm but now I know
That life doesn't always go my way. Yeah
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize
I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a girl
::picturing me2 acting like Britney::
You go girl....
::picturing me2 dressed like Britney::
You go girl....