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No, she just wants us to post something like this (potential earworm dead ahead):

I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart

I wish i could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

(chorus)
I'm all out of love, i'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am i without you
I can't be too late to say i was so wrong

I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from these long, lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too?
Does the feeling seem oh, so right?

And what would you say if i called on you now
And said that i can't hold on?
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or i'll be gone, i'll be gone

(chorus)
Ooh, what are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
(repeat chorus)

actually, something by neil would be more appropriate from her :)

oh yeah. joe!

You've got to swing your hips now,
Oooo ...
Come on,
Oooo ...
Come on.
Jump up,
Oooo ...
Jump up.
Jump back,
Oooo ...
Jump back.
Oh, well, i think you've got the knack.
Oooo ...

Woah ... woah.
Now that you can do it, well, let's make a chain now.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
A chuga-chuga motion like a railroad train, now.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
Do it nice and easy now, and don't lose control,

A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul,
So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.

Woah ... woah.
Move around the floor in a loco-motion.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
Do it holdin' hands if'n you get the notion.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
There's never been a dance that's so easy to do,
It even makes you happy when you're feelin' blue.
So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.

Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
(repeat to fade)

OMG Frosti! you are melting my heart!
thanks for briging a smile to my face!
I sooo will be thinking of that song all night- I bet you were watching the 'best of 81' on tv the other night - I think that was one of the top 'making up/making out' tunes.

Really? I just picked that one as a random "sappy song me2 might like." Glad you did.

I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in memphis,
Lord, i thought i was in heaven.
I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in memphis,
I thought i was in heaven.
But i was stumblin' thru the parking lot

Of an invisible seven eleven. (spoken: what was i doin out there?)

Where's my head baby?
Somewhere in mississippi.

Last night i saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
And last night i saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some howlin' wolf
About some voodoo healin'. (spoken: mmm baby.)

I got a girl she lives cross town,
She's the one that really gets down.
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl she lives on the block,
She kinda funky with her pink and black socks.
She likes to boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

Well now boogie woogie baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top blow your top blow your top.

If i ever get back my blue jean,
Lord, how happy could one man be.

If i ever get back my blue jean,
Lord, how happy could one man be.
'cause if i get back those blue jean
You know, my baby be bringin' 'em home to me.

- billy gibbons, dusty hill & frank beard

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

Is that a song?

No, it's a quote from a great movie. Anyone?

Well, she was just 17,
You know what I mean,
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
So how could I dance with another (ooh)
When I saw her standin' there.

Well she looked at me, and I, I could see
That before too long I'd fall in love with her.
She wouldn't dance with another (whooh)
When I saw her standin' there.

Well, my heart went "boom,"
When I crossed that room,
And I held her hand in mine...

Whoah, we danced through the night,

And we held each other tight,
And before too long I fell in love with her.
Now I'll never dance with another (whooh)
Since I saw her standing there

Well, my heart went "boom,"
When I crossed that room,
And I held her hand in mine...

Whoah, we danced through the night,
And we held each other tight,
And before too long I fell in love with her.
Now I'll never dance with another (whooh)
Since I saw her standing there

Well he come across a young man sawing on a fiddle and he played it hot
The devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said "boy, let me tell you what

In case you didn't know it, i'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you

Now you play pretty good fiddle, son but give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
Cause i think i'm better than you"

Well the boy said "my name's johnny, and it might be a sin
But i'll take your bet you're gonna regret
Cause i'm the best there's ever been"

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in georgia
And the devil deals the cards

And if you win you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up his case, and said, "i'll start this show"

And fire flew from his finger tips as he rosined up his bow
When he pulled that bow across the strings, it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in, it sounded just like this

When the devil finished, johnny said, "well you're pretty good old son
But just sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done"

He played fire on the mountain, run, boys, run
The devil's in the house with the rising sun,
Chicken in the breadpan picking out dough,
Granny does your dog bite, "no, child, no"

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at johnny's feet
And johnny said, "devil, come on back if you ever want to try again
But i told you once, you son of a bitch, i'm the best there's ever been!"

He played fire on the mountain, run, boys, run
The devil's in the house with the rising sun
Chicken in the breadpan picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite, "no, child, no"

That's always been a cool story. Thanks for posting.

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like i do
And i blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams

They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before i use it and lose my cool
When i smile, tell me some bad news
Before i laugh and act like a fool

If i swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If i shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

what was that movie CM it's been driving me nuts.

Anyone else?

It's my #2 flick behind Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' but many people's worst movie of all time.
Clue Master 7/7/03 10:38pmThe movie is killer cinema

P.S.-- The Who Rocks!

CM is it reservoir dogs.

Along those lines anyway. Good guess ESD

Great guess! Closer yet

Hint: A wise Indian said it to his son moments before he was killed by the couple that he let into his house.

Good job!! ;-)

You see my tag line too?

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see i've been through the desert on a horse with no name

It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

After nine days i let the horse run free
'cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love

You see i've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...

Why is it that I feel this sudden urge to go main lining all of a sudden?

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the national trust.

I need a fix 'cause i'm going down

Town to the bits that i left uptown
I need a fix cause i'm going down
Mother superior jump the gun
Mother superior jump the gun
Mother superior jump the gun
Mother superior jump the gun.

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun
When i hold you in my arms
And i feel my finger on your trigger
I know no one can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun
-yes it is.

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, i want to kill you
Mother...i want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

1/2 Millennium Joe Song Writer

CM-about your tagline

#1- do men really love to do that? or just cause a woman may like it?
#2- Does your wife know that is your tag line and I hope she knows by experience ;)

um.. yes, yes, yes & yes

P.S. - That tag line is actually a pretty disturbing one given the context it was presented in.

hmmmmm I like you!

:-P

I like you too. Your tag line fits me as well.

The sky is filled with good and bad
That mortals never know.
Oh, well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow,
Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow.
The pain of war cannot exceed
The woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall,
The ring wraiths ride in black, ride on.
Sing as you raise your bow,
Shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night
That lights the face so cold.
Oh dance in the dark of night,
Sing to the mornin' light.
The magic runes are writ in gold
To bring the balance back, bring it back.
At last the sun is shining, the clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the dragon of darkness
The sunlight blinds his eyes.

I am picturing Buggs Bunny singing that song while wearing that hat!
;p

Suicide blonde
Was the colour of her hair
Like a cheap distraction
For a new affair
She knew it would finish
Before it began
Something tells me you lost the plan

You want to make her
Suicide blonde
Love devastation
Suicide blonde
You want to make her
Suicide blonde
Love devastation
Suicide blonde

She stripped to the beat
But her clothes stay on
White light everywhere
But you can't see a thing
Such a squeeze
A mad sad moment
Glory to you
Glory to you
Take me there
Take me there

Got some revelation

Put into your hands
Save you from your misery
Like rain across the land
Don't you see
The colour of deception
Turning your world around again

You want to make her
Suicide blonde
Love devastation
Suicide blonde
You want to make her
Suicide blonde
Love devastation
Suicide blonde

You want to make
You want to make
You want to make her
Suicide blonde
You want to make
That's the story
Everything you wanna be
Everything you are

You want to make her
Suicide blonde
Love devastation
Suicide blonde you want to make her
Suicide blonde
Love devastation
Suicide blonde

Love devastation

:(

The databank knows my number
Says i gotta pay cause i made the grade last year
Feel it when i turn the screw
Kicks you round the world, there ain't a thing that it can't do
Do to you

Chorus:
Who made who, who made you?
Who made who, ain't nobody told you?

Who made who, who made you?
If you made them and they made you
Who picked up the bill, and who made who? (or who picked up the glue,...)(?)

Who made who, who turned the screw?

Satellites send me picture
Get it in the eye,
Take it to the world (take it to the wire)
Spinning like a dynamo
Feel it going round and round
Running out of chips, you got no line in an 8-bit town
So don't look down, no

Chorus

Ain't nobody told you, who made who?

(chorus)
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause i done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back my bullets

Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town
And i drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around
But i'm leavin' this game one step ahead of you
And you will not hear me cry 'cause i do not sing the blues

(chorus)
Gimme back my bullets

Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause i done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh, put 'em back... where they belong

Been up and down since i turned seventeen
Well i've been on top, and then it seems i lost my dream
But i got it back, i'm feelin' better everyday
Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way

(chorus)
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around, 'cause i done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh put 'em back where they belong
Gimme back my bullets

'til stoneman's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again.

In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive.

By may the tenth, richmond had fell, it's a time i remember, oh so well,

(chorus)

The night they drove old dixie down, and the bells were ringing,

The night they drove old dixie down, and the people were singin'. they went

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

Back with my wife in tennessee, when one day she called to me,

"virgil, quick, come see, there goes robert e. lee!"

Now i don't mind choppin' wood, and i don't care if the money's no good.

Ya take what ya need and ya leave the rest,

But they should never have taken the very best. (chorus)

Like my father before me, i will work the land,

Like my brother above me, who took a rebel stand.

He was just eighteen, proud and brave, but a yankee laid him in his grave,

I swear by the mud below my feet,

You can't raise a caine back up when he's in defeat.

play me?

I was thinking Neil Diamond and Play Me :)

You have entered the twilight zone
Beyond this world strange things are known

Use the key, unlock the door
See what your fate might have in store
Come explore your dreams' creation
Enter this world of imagination

Wake up lost in an empty town
Wondering why no one else is around
Look up to see a giant boy
You've just become his brand new toy
No escape, no place to hide
Here where time and space collide

I am the sun, you are the moon
I am the words, you are the tune
Play me.