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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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me2

that was good

I gotta pull that movie out and watch it again now

take it with me to the lake
Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:49 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

theres another one in the Unmod!!!!
Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:50 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

I like this its up beat and a good time!!!
Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:51 PM Permalink
me2

:sheepish:

at 1 min 30 ,,,,, that looks like my mom and dad

it always amazes me how much he and Johnny looked alike and had the same name for being so closely related

 thanks for the memory ice.... I forgot how I loved to hear him sing little short verse though since he didnt like to do it, but he'd do it for me because I liked it ....and he sounded similar to Cash, He had a southern accent too. I was watching Cash moving his feet and that reminded me of the way my dad used to dance a little. I picked some of his steps up. old bluesy moves stuff
Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:55 PM Permalink
me2

I've told whitney that she isn't to go anywhere but the kids thread.

we'll see how long it takes before she wanders

I doubt she'll get this far anytime soon

you're sweet for thinking of them --- no worries
Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:59 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

well I was looking at the fact that the one in the unmod. folder would have been fine before but now that they have there own acc. I dont know if you want them to hear that word!!!
Wed, 05/21/2008 - 11:09 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I was tempted to hit the back button once I seen that it was a country tune but decided to give it a try. I wasn't into it but at 3:05 it hit me of course. Wow!

Thanks for posting. Pretty good stuff. I wonder how many times they had to film that to get that version? :wink: :confused:
Thu, 05/22/2008 - 5:36 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Not a fan of the music but after only two videos I know that she turns me on. Nice! Emotional babe. Happy, Sad
Thu, 05/22/2008 - 5:40 AM Permalink
me2

I like the words but not the tune
Thu, 05/22/2008 - 7:18 AM Permalink
me2

that song coulda been given to any country OR pop singer - it's just a plain good song that just happen to get sent to Sugarland. I would sing it exactly how she did except with a Minnesotan accent.
Thu, 05/22/2008 - 7:25 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Sad story.

But quotes like this are all to common to not do anything about it.

Her teenaged brother did not see her in the driveway when he struck her with the Toyota
Thu, 05/22/2008 - 11:05 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

any one rember this one???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJZMu0rTAgs

I think this weekend is going to be Lonely on here for me But you can all come back to a bunch of crazy Vids and stuff!!! :coolfrown: :coolfrown:
Fri, 05/23/2008 - 1:11 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

this is a kool Comp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TddFnTB_7IM

I want someone to Nam all the songs and artist in this!!! it should be easy if you look at the discrepiont!! but that would be cheating I can name them all with out looking it UP!!!
Fri, 05/23/2008 - 1:16 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Heres an old artical about him from the city pages:

City Planner: Weekend Edition (12/9-10)

Filed under: Local Nightlife

Root for Earl @ Station 4

From Saturday's A-List: "Earl Root is the patriarch of the Twin Cities metal scene. For two decades, he has hosted Root of All Evil, a Sunday-morning metal marathon that runs from 1:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m on KFAI-FM (90.3 Minneapolis, 106.7 St. Paul). In addition, he was the proprietor of Root Cellar Records in St. Paul until it closed up shop in 2004. Root's also played in numerous tinnitus-inducing bands over the years, including Disturbed, Aesma Daeva, and God-Awful. What's more, despite his affinity for songs about Satan worship and vegetable masturbation, he's a really nice guy. Lesser known is the fact that the metal maestro has been sick from non-Hodgkin's lymphoma for five years. Recently Root's health has taken a turn for the worse, necessitating additional treatment and undoubtedly resulting in astronomical medical bills. This benefit will, of course, feature numerous metal bands, including Impaler, Sirens of Titan, and Vicious Violet."
Fri, 05/30/2008 - 6:45 AM Permalink
me2

This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us

It's time to make our move, I'm shakin' off the rust

I've got my heart set on anywhere but here

I'm staring down myself, counting up the years

Steady hands, just take the wheel

And every glance is killing me

Time to make one last appeal for the life I lead

Stop and stare

I think I'm moving but I go nowhere

Yeah, I know that everyone gets scared

But I've become what I can't be, oh

Stop and stare

You start to wonder why you're 'here' not 'there'

And you'd give anything to get what's fair

But fair ain't what you really need

Oh, can you see what I see?

They're tryin' to come back, all my senses push

Untie the weight bags, I never thought I could

Steady feet, don't fail me now

Gonna run till you can't walk

Something pulls my focus out

And I'm standing down

Stop and stare

I think I'm moving but I go nowhere

Yeah I know that everyone gets scared

But I've become what I can't be, oh

Stop and stare

You start to wonder why you're 'here' not 'there'

And you'd give anything to get what's fair

But fair ain't what you really need

Oh, you don't need

What you need, what you need, what you need

Stop and stare

I think I'm moving but I go nowhere

Yeah I know that everyone gets scared

But I've become what I can't be

Oh, do you see what I see?
Fri, 05/30/2008 - 7:02 AM Permalink
KITCH

Ouga Chaka ouga! ....

I can't stop this feeling

Deep inside of me.

Girl, you just don't realize

What you do to me.

When you hold me

In your arms so tight,

You let me know,

Everythings alright, ahahah

I'm hooked on a feeling,

I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

Lips as sweet as candy.

Their taste stays on my mind.

Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.

I got it bad for you girl,

But I don't need a cure,

I'll just stay addicted, If I can endure

All the good love, when we're all alone

Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

I'mmm, I'mmm Hooked on a feeling.

I'm high on believing that your in love with me.

All the good love, when we're all alone

Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

Ahaha I'm hooked on a feeling,

I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling,

I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

I say I'm hooked on a feeling,

And I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling.

ok...just talking about this song at work...who sings this...and who coverd it??

what soundtrack was it on...no googling it...

ok...i cheated and googled it but good trivia none the less...
Sat, 05/31/2008 - 5:46 AM Permalink
KITCH

not what i had thought of...but good
Sat, 05/31/2008 - 6:23 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Wow thats an oldie! I should know that.
Sat, 05/31/2008 - 11:21 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Mac Davis? Not sure on the movie tho
Sat, 05/31/2008 - 12:37 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I've heard a few people do covers of that one... Neil Diamond, Johnny Rivers, Wayne Newton....
Sat, 05/31/2008 - 8:00 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Those were fun :cool:
Tue, 06/03/2008 - 9:42 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I've been singing this tale for the past week and still can't figure out what the milkman knows.

The Raconteurs - Carolina Drama



I'm not sure if there's a point to this story

But I'm going to tell it again

So many other people try to tell the tale

Not one of them knows the end

It was a funk-house in South Carolina

Danced a boy the age of ten

Along with his little brother Billy

And a mother and her boyfriend too

Who was a triple loser with some blue tattoos

That were given to him when he was young

And a drunk temper that was easy to lose

And thank god he didn't own a gun

Well, Billy woke up in the back of his truck

Took a minute to open his eyes

He took a peep into the back of the house

And found himself a big surprise

He didn't see his brother but there was his mother

With her red-headed head in her hands

While the boyfriend had his gloves wrapped around an old priest

Trying to choke the man

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy looked up from the window to the truck

Threw up, and had to struggle to stand

He saw that red-necked bastard with a hammer

Turn the priest into a shell of a man

The priest was putting up the fight of his life

But he was old and he was bound to lose

The boyfriend hit as hard as he could

And knocked the priest right down to his shoes

Well, now Billy knew but never actually met

The preacher lying there in the room

He heard himself say, "That must be my daddy"

Then he knew what he was gonna do

Billy got up enough courage, took it up

And grabbed the first blunt thing he could find

It was a cold, glass bottle of milk

That got delivered every morning at nine

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy broke in and saw the blood on the floor, and

He turned around and put the lock on the door

He looked dead into the boyfriend's eye

His mother was a ghost, too upset to cry, then

He took a step toward the man on the ground

From his mouth trickled out a little audible sound

He heard the boyfriend shout, "Get out!"

And Billy said, "Not till I know what this is all about"

"Well, this preacher here was attacking your mama"

But Billy knew just who was starting the drama

So Billy took dead aim at his face

And smashed the bottle on the man who left his dad in disgrace, and

The white milk dripped down with the blood, and the

Boyfriend fell down dead for good

Right next to the preacher who was gasping for air

And Billy shouted, "Daddy, why'd you have to come back here?"

His mama reached behind the sugar and honey, and

Pulled out an envelope filled with money

"Your daddy gave us this," she collapsed in tears

"He's been paying all the bills for years"

"Mama, let's put this body underneath the trees

and put Daddy in the truck and head to Tennessee"

Just then, his little brother came in

Holding the milk man's hat and a bottle of gin singing,

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la, la la la...

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

La la la la, la la la la, yeah

Well now you heard another side to the story

But you wanna know how it ends?

If you must know, the truth about the tale

Go and ask the milkman
Tue, 06/03/2008 - 9:45 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I love the Raconteurs....

talk about a super group, man....
Tue, 06/03/2008 - 9:48 AM Permalink
Clue Master

They should make a video of that tune. I can't believe how much is out there for it.

YouTube
Tue, 06/03/2008 - 9:53 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I wanna see them live... but they keep playing small venues, so tix are gone in 2 minutes...

they sold out First Ave twice now...

thanks for that link... I checked out that Coachella performance...

I'd really like to make that trip some year.... sounds like Prince tore the place down, as this years "surprise" artist...
Tue, 06/03/2008 - 10:13 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I'd say the milkman is the real daddy and the priest was being blackmailed.
Tue, 06/03/2008 - 12:30 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I thought the milkman was the real daddy but didn't think of the blackmail. Good one. Makes sense
Tue, 06/03/2008 - 12:47 PM Permalink
Redbear

What ever happened to posting lyrics in here (for those of us behind a firewall at work)...?
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 6:39 AM Permalink
Clue Master

What? You didn't see the new header? :wink:
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 9:49 AM Permalink
Redbear

no! I look through a giant wall of fire! what part about that isn't clear!
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:17 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Is that you Bear?
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:21 AM Permalink
KITCH

Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh

Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff

He's Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh

Willy nilly silly old bear
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:37 AM Permalink
KITCH

The other day,

(The other day)

I met a bear,

(I met a bear)

Up in the woods,

(Up in the woods)

A way up there!

(A way up there!)

The other day I met a bear,

Up in the woods a way up there!

He looked at me

(He looked at me)

I looked at him

(I looked at him)

He sized up me

(He sized up me)

I sized up him

(I sized up him)

He looked at me, I looked at him,

He sized up me, I sized up him.

He said to me

(He said to me)

"Why don't you run?

("Why don't you run?)

I see you don't

(I see you don't)

Have any gun"

(Have any gun")

He said to me, "Why don't you run?

I see you don't have any gun."

And so I ran

(And so I ran)

Away from there

(Away from there)

And right behind

(And right behind)

Me was that bear

(Me was that bear)

And so I ran away from there,

And right behind me was a that bear.

Ahead of me

(Ahead of me)

I saw a tree

(I saw a tree)

A great big tree

(A great big tree)

Oh, golly gee!

(Oh, golly gee!)

Ahead of me there was a tree,

A great big tree, oh, golly gee!

The lowest branch

(The lowest branch)

Was ten feet up

(Was ten feet up)

I had to jump

(I had to jump)

And trust my luck

(And trust my luck)

The lowest branch was ten feet up,

I had to jump and trust my luck.

And so I jumped

(And so I jumped)

Into the air

(Into the air)

But I missed that branch

(But I missed that branch)

On the way up there

(On the way up there)

And so I jumped into the air,

But I missed that branch on the way up there.

Now don't you fret

(Now don't you fret)

And don't you frown

(And don't you frown)

I caught that branch

(I caught that branch)

On the way back down

(On the way back down)

Now don't you fret and don't you frown,

I caught that branch on the way back down.

That's all there is

(That's all there is)

There ain't no more

(There ain't no more)

Until I meet

(Until I meet)

That bear once more

(That bear once more)

That's all there is, there ain't no more,

Until I meet that bear once more.

The end, the end

(The end, the end)

The end, the end

(The end, the end)

The end, the end

(The end, the end)

The end, the end!

(The end, the end!)

The end, the end, the end, the end,

This time it really is the end!
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:38 AM Permalink
KITCH

Teddy Bear Lyrics

Artist(Band):Elvis Presley

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Complimentary "Teddy Bear" Ringtone

(words & music by Mann-Low)

Baby let me be

your lovin' Teddy Bear

Put a chain around my neck

and lead me anywhere

Oh let me be (oh let him be)

Your Teddy Bear

I don't wanna be a tiger

'Cause tigers play too rough

I don't wanna be a lion

'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough

Just wanna be, your Teddy Bear

Put a chain around my neck

and lead me anywhere

Oh let me be (oh let him be)

Your Teddy Bear

Baby let me be, around you every night

Run your fingers through my hair

And cuddle me real tight

Oh let me be (oh let him be)

Your Teddy Bear

I don't wanna be a tiger

'Cause tigers play too rough

I don't wanna be a lion

'Cause lions ain't the kind you love enough

Just wanna be, your teddy bear

Put a chain around my neck

and lead me anywhere

Oh let me be (oh let him be)

Your teddy bear

Oh let me be (oh let him be)

Your teddy bear

I just wanna be your teddy bear
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:38 AM Permalink
KITCH

(Leader)

We're going on a bear hunt!

(Group)

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're gonna catch a big one!

We're gonna catch a big one!

I'm not afraid!

I'm not afraid!

Are you?

Are you?

Not me!

Not me!

Here comes the gate

" " (Group Echos)

Now we're on a bear hunt " "

We're gonna catch a big one " "

I'm not afraid " "

Are you? " " Not me! " "

We're coming to a tall mountain " "

It sure is high " "

It sure is wide " "

Let's climb up it " "

Well, there's nothing over there " "

Nothing over there " "

Nothing back there " "

Hey! Wait! I think I see something

Quick! Everybody run down!

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're gonna catch a big one!

We're gonna catch a big one!

I'm not afraid!

I'm not afraid!

Are you?

Are you?

Not me!

Not me!

We're going thru the tall grass " "

We're going thru the short grass " "

Hey! Look! There's a little tree " "

Well, let's shinny on up it

Whoa! It gets a little skinny up here at the top

See anything over that way? " "

Anything over that way?, Uh, oh!,

Oh, no! Whoa! Agh! let's get down!

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're gonna catch a big one!

We're gonna catch a big one!

I'm not afraid!

I'm not afraid!

Are you?

Are you?

Not me!

Not me!

Oh, no! " "

It's a big puddle of mud " "

Can't go around it " "

Gotta go right thru it " "

Yeuk! " "

Well, let's go.

Squish, Sqwish, Blaaahh.

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're gonna catch a big one!

We're gonna catch a big one!

I'm not afraid!

I'm not afraid!

Are you?

Are you?

Not me!

Not me!

We're coming to a wide river " "

And there's no bridge going over it " "

No tunnel going under it " "

It's just plain old water " "

And we're gonna have to swim " "

All right, dive in!

Start swimming

Do the back stroke

Do the side stroke

Do the doggie paddle

Try the little cat paddle

OK Jump out, shake yourself off

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're going on a bear hunt!

We're gonna catch a big one!

We're gonna catch a big one!

I'm not afraid!

I'm not afraid!

Are you?

Are you?

Not me!

Not me!

Shhh, it's a cave " "

Looks like the kind of cave that B-bears live in " "

I don't know if I want to go in there

You think we oughta go in?

Are you nuts?

There's probably a bear in there

All right I'll go in, You stay here,

And if I find a bear, I'll come out and get you

And we'll all go in and grab him together

Now, quiet, don't make a sound while I'm in that cave,

Cuz if you wake him up, I'll be in trouble

Bears are awful ornery when they first wake up, you know

OK, I'm going on in

Oooo, It's dark in here

It's really dark in here

I can't see a thing

Agh, there's spiders webs

Ooo, what was that???

What's this??.... it's soft, uh oh,it's kind of fuzzy

Ahg!!!!!!!!! Run! Everybody run!!

I saw a bear!!!!

Jump in the water! Swim fast!!

Do the backstroke!

The sidestroke, the doggie paddle

Jump out of the water

Run through the mud!

Forget the tree!!

Go through the tall grass

The short grass

Quick! Go up the mountain

Down the other side

Go thru the gate

Into the house, under the bed

Under the pillow

Hide!!!!!

Uh, it's awful quiet around here

I'm not afraid

I'm not afraid

Are you?

Are you?
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:39 AM Permalink
KITCH

Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear,

Yogi Bear is always in the ranger's hair.

At a picnic table you will find him there

Stuffing down more goodies than the average bear.

He will sleep till noon but before it's dark,

He'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park.

Yogi has it better than a millionaire

That's becasue he's smarter than the average bear.
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:40 AM Permalink
OT

We used to skip rope to this during recess. :grin:

Teddy bear , teddy bear ,

Touch the ground ,

Teddy bear , teddy bear ,

Turn around ,

Teddy bear , teddy bear ,

Walk upstairs ,

Teddy bear , teddy bear ,

Say your prayers,

Teddy bear , teddy bear ,

Turn down the light,

Teddy bear , teddy bear ,

Say good night.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

Turn around.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

Touch the ground.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

Show your shoe.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

That will do.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

Go upstairs.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

Say your prayers.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

Turn out the light.

Teddy bear, teddy bear,

Say good night.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, dressed in blue,

Can you do what I tell you to?

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, touch the ground.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, do the splits.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, give a high kick.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, go upstairs.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, say your prayers.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn out the light.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, say good night.

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear turn around

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear touch the ground

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear show your shoe

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear that will do

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear go upstairs

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear say your prayers

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear turn off the light

Teddy Bear Teddy Bear say good night

{each child tries to act out the rhyme while jumping rope}

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around,

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show your shoe

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, that will do!

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, go upstairs-

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say your prayers-

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn out the lights-

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good-night!

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground,

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show your shoe,

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, please skiddooo!

(jumping out on the word skidooo)

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, climb the stairs,

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say your prayers

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn out the light,

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good night!
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:41 AM Permalink
KITCH

bi-polar bear So I'm letting it go again

I'm halfway full on

Left my meds on the sink today

My head will be racing by lunchtime

So I'm holding her hand again

My palm sweats

Hold on

Think I've had too much coffee

I'm manic as hell

But I'm goin' strong

Left my meds on the sink again

My head will be racing by lunchtime

Don't sleep behind the wheel at the stoplight

Can't sleep behind the wheel as you're drivin' home

You keep comin' down the hill as you're fallin'

You keep fallin' from the hill as you're comin' down
Wed, 06/04/2008 - 10:42 AM Permalink