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Leisure Suit Lyrics and Video Lounge and PPWC Karaoke Bar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEvLtTxakrQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck9YyFrWXh8
A bee stung my arm and I'm white as a ghost
I scraped up my knee; I'm such a klutz
And nothing hurts more than paper cuts
But Band-Aids always fix them all
I played with your thresher down on the farm
It caught on my sleeve and it tore off my arm
You told me your pit bulls were polite
You told me your gators didn't bite
But oops they chewed my kneecaps off
Do you have a Band-Aid?
It's just what I need
To patch up these spots
Where my bullet holes bleed
And one for each cheek
I caught on barbed wire
And third-degree burns
From my hair catching fire
I need a Band-Aid
I'm sure it will heal
My leg that got crushed
By your automobile
I caught a grenade:
I need a Band-Aid
The trick is to clench your *teeth* and grin
I might need a couple *as*-pirin
And maybe rubbing alcohol...
D'ya have a Band-Aid?
To put on this scratch
I sat on a mine
And my butt came detached
My parachute broke
I crashed on my back
My liver popped out
And I can't put it back
I need a Band-Aid
To stick to this place
Where hammerhead sharks
Came and bit off my face
I need a Band-Aid
(Ooh...)
Sometimes you're faced with life's little scrapes
Or a slight dermal injur-y
When *I* get booboos, *I* smile and sing
I'm stuck on Band-Aids, *'cause* you see
They're stuck on me
(Yeah...)
So where are my guts when I need 'em the most?
(Oh where'd they go...)
They all got poked out; I'm impaled on a post
Do you have a Band-Aid?
The anti-germ kind?
To stick on these limbs
That I'm leaving behind
I might need one more
I just realized
Those alien squids
Must have sucked out my eyes
I need a Band-Aid
To unbreak my spine
My head just fell off
One more time
But I'll be okay:
You have a Band-Aid
(Ahhh...)
(You have a Band-Aid...)
oh wait...not the right song...
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
Cuz Band-Aid stuck on me!
(Boy sings)
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
(Girl sings)
Because germs don't stuck on me!
Cuz they hold on tight!
(Boy sings)
No matter what!
(Girl sings)
On fingers toes and knees!
(Boy sings)
Ohh
(Both sing)
I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand
'Cause Band-Aid is healthy on me.
crap not what I thought it was....oh well...but maybe it will get it out of my head...
They`re supposed to release an early track sometime this week...
as well as a full-on tour this summer.... AND Twiggy is back with him, for the first time in who knows how many years!
Here's the band's itinerary:
5/15 -- Nashville, TN, Riverfront Park
5/17 -- Camden, NJ, Susquehanna Bank Center
5/19 -- Austin, TX, Austin Music Hall
5/20 -- Dallas, TX, Nokia Theatre
5/22 -- Kansas City, MO, City Market
5/25 -- Sioux City, IA, Gateway Arena
5/26 -- Rapid City, SD, Rushmore Plaza Civic Center
5/28 -- Morrison, CO, Red Rocks Amphitheatre
5/30 -- Las Vegas, NV, Pearl Concert Theater
6/01 -- Phoenix, AZ, Mesa Amphitheatre
6/03 -- San Diego, CA, Open Air Theatre
6/05 -- Irvine, CA, Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
6/09 -- Seattle, WA, WaMu Theater
6/10 -- Vancouver, BC, UBC Thunderbird Arena
6/12 -- Calgary, AB, The Stampede Corral
6/13 -- Edmonton, AB, Northlands - Hall D
6/15 -- Saskatoon, SK, Prairieland Park
6/17 -- Winnipeg, MB, MTS Centre
6/19 -- St. Paul, MN, Roy Wilkins Auditorium
6/20 -- Chicago, IL, Charter One Pavilion
6/21 -- Cleveland, OH, Time Warner Amphitheater
6/23 -- Columbus, OH, The LC Pavilion
6/24 -- Cincinnati, OH, PNC Pavilion
6/26 -- Milwaukee, WI, Summerfest
6/27 -- Indianapolis, IN, The Lawn
6/28 -- Detroit, MI, Freedom Hill
6/30 -- Canandaigua, NY, CMAC
7/02 -- Toronto, ON, The Molson Amphitheater
7/03 -- St-Ephrem de, Woodstock en Beauce Tring
7/07 -- Sayreville, NJ, Starland Ballroom
7/08 -- New York, NY, Roseland
7/10 -- Boston, MA, Tsongas Arena
7/11 -- Gilford, NH, Meadowbrook U.S. Cellular Pavilion
7/14 -- Charlotte, NC, Charlotte Boutique Amphitheatre
7/16 -- Orlando, FL, Hard Rock Live
7/17 -- St. Augustine, FL, The St. Augustine Amphitheatre
7/18 -- Pompano Beach, FL, Pompano Beach Amp.
source abc radio network
Evidentlly they did a test run show out west a week or so ago, and it sold out in like 5 minutes....
PLEASE let them come here....
It was classic!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlHcCAbi4cc
What you get and what you see
Things that dont come easily
Feeling happy in my vein
Icicles within my brain
Something blowing in my head
Winters ice, it soon will spread
Death would freeze my very soul
Makes me happy, makes me cold
My eyes are blind but I can see
The snowflakes glisten on the tree
The sun no longer sets me free
I feel theres no place freezing me
Crystal world with winter flowers
Turns my day to frozen hours
Lying snowblind in the sun
Will my ice age ever come?
Dont you think I know what Im doing
Dont tell me that its doing me wrong
Youre the one whos really a loser
This is where I feel I belong
Let the winter sun shine on
Let me feel the frost of dawn
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow
Soon Ill feel the chilling glow
I dont care if they do the food/drink ticket deal....
Still not enough motivation for me, since I bring my own stuff anyhow.
I remember laughing my head off when I read that in a magazine
(I was twenty at the time)
Now I'm staring fourty right in the face
And the only trouble with being a woman my age, is the men my age.
That's why younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what I'm doing
just to turn around and watch them walk by
At the very next opportunity
I'm gonna give a younger man a try
Because younger men are starting to catch my eye
Men my age, poor old darlings, they're worried and their harry
Some of them drink too much, whole lot of them are married
And honey here I'm at on the threshold of all that fun
I'm gonna try my best to cross it with a younger one
Oh, I said that younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what I'm doing
Just to turn around and watch them walk by
At the very next opportunity
I'm gonna give a younger man a try
Because younger men are starting to catch my eye
(Musical interlude)
Woah, look over here
We got a cute little ol' runner to the right
Blue shorts, no shirt
Whoo! You're looking good darling
That's right, stay in shape
Ohh... Ohh... Ohhhhhhh...
Because younger men are starting to catch my eye
Yes, I said younger men are starting to catch my eye"
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to know a little bit about your for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes,
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey
Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair.
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids.
Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate.
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose.
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson.
Jotting Joe has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey.
 :smile:
I like the white stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mctv8RoNEM
Me and Mrs.Jones
We got a thing goin'on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now
We meet every day at the same cafe
Six-thirty and no one knows she'll be there
Holding hands, making all kinds of plans
While the juke box plays our favorite songs
Me and Mrs.Jones
We got a thing goin'on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now
We gotta be extra careful
That do we don't build our hopes up too high
Because she's got her own obligations
And so, and so, do I
Me and Mrs.Jones
We got a thing goin'on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now
Well, it's time for us to be leaving
It hurts so much, it hurts so much inside
Now she'll go her way snd I'll go mine
Tomorrow we'll meet
The same pklace, the same time
Me and Mrs.Jones
We got a thing goin'on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong
To let it go now
it's a joke and play on words (just in case the police read this). heh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvi4iA3PnKE
Wave of mutilation!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V3_u9i2vEc
this guy Was sweet as hell!! RIP Jeff Healey!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYz_LHKrgDY
this is a good song that has lots of feeling!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDkcJ-62uuY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDU8U6X4QyA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHm1el3Sze8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtailKBfvyY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQBrn6trEwI
only part of this band!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFS6C9OxNtM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFVM5pVTwkM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CImrIKNmBo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpW-QHOqZ6U
I didn't know they had a vid for that tune. I loop that thing in my car all the time
Rascal Flatts Things That Matter lyrics
Sometimes he lets that boss get in his head
He can't past that mountain of deadlines on his desk
5oclock he's that last one out of the gate
And he gets cut off flipped off ticked off out on the interstate
And he wonders why this world won't leave him alone
Till he hears that little voice "daddy's home"
Things that matter
Things that don't
She's held on to that grudge all her life
And thirty years of anger
Since her dad walked out that night
She thinks of all the moments that he's missed
All the birthdays ballets first date
That seems too much to forget
She gets that call that said he don't have long
She walks in
He starts crying
The past is gone
Things that matter
Things that don't
Time ain't on my side
Don't want to leave this world
With why didn't I?
Why didn't I?
Yeah why didn't I?
Sometimes I take on this world by myself
Thinking I got all the answers
Don't need anybody's help
Well god was right there waiting for me all along
To fall down on my knees surrender all
Things that matter
Things that don't
Things that matter
Things that don't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY&feature=related
 7/11 - GREEN DAY
 6/19 - THE OFFSPRING
 10/13 - METALLICA
 7/24- GODSMACK
TOOL!!
coming in August!
Awesome :cool: :cool:
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
No space to rent in this town
You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere
You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace
It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination
You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day
Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colors came out
It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day
Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day
Yeah it's alright, alright
Don't need no five star reservations
I've got spaghetti and a cheap bottle of wine
Don't need no concert in the city
I've got a stereo and the best of Patsy Cline
Ain't got no caviar no Dom Perignon
But as far as I can see, I've got everything I want
Cause I've got a roof over my head,
the woman I love laying in my bed
And it's alright, alright
I've got shoes under my feet
Forever in her eyes staring back at me
And it's alright, alright
And I've got all I need
And it's alright by me
Maybe later on we'll walk down to the river
Lay on a blanket and stare up at the moon
It may not be no French Riviera
But it's all the same to me as long as I've got you
It may be a simple life, but that's okay
If you ask me baby, I think I've got it made
Cause I've got a roof over my head,
the woman I love laying in my bed
And it's alright, alright
I've got shoes under my feet
Forever in her eyes staring back at me
And it's alright, alright
And I've got all I need
And it's alright by me
It's alright by me, yeah yeah
When I lay down at night I thank the Lord above
For giving me everything I ever could dream of
Cause I've got a roof over my head,
the woman I love laying in my bed
And it's alright, alright, alright, alright
I've got shoes under my feet
Forever in her eyes staring back at me
And it's alright, alright, alright
And I've got all I need, yeah
I've got all I need
And it's alright by me
Oh yeah, it's alright by me
:cool:
And the sidewalks went unshoveled
And the dogs barked all night long
They were skinny and they were mean
Had parents that were never seen
Their hair was always longer
Their shirts were always tight
And we knew we'd never get to know 'em
And we knew we'd never try
Those East Side Boys seemed further from us
Than any star that hung up in the sky
Those East Side Boys never seemed to eat
They just smoked cigarettes across the street
Stared down at the sidewalks
Came to classes late
On conference days it was always the same
Those east side parents never came
Never read their stories
Saw their artwork on the walls
Once we'd hit the high school
Around grade nine or ten
One by one they'd disappear
And we'd never see those East Side boys again
They grew up on the side of town Where the Christmas lights hung all year 'round
And the sidewalks went unshoveled
And the dogs barked all night long
No one seemed to know their names
They didn't go to Prom or football games
Just wandered through the hallways Like inmates doin' time
And we knew we'd never get to know 'em
And we knew we'd never try
Those East Side Boys seemed further from us
Than any star that hung up in the sky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJbFVJvRqOQ
No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Nature
The Guess Who
- "No Sugar Tonight" written by Randy Bachman
- "New Mother Nature" written by Burton Cummings
- "No Sugar Tonight" was the 'B' side of the "American Woman" single
{"No Sugar Tonight"}
Lonely feelin' deep inside
Find a corner where I can hide
Silent footsteps crowdin' me
Sudden darkness, but I can see
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow no no
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow
In the silence of her mind
Quiet movements, well, I can find
Grabbin' for me with her eyes
Now I'm fallin' from her skies
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow un-dow-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow
{"New Mother Nature"}
Jocko says yes and I believe him
When we talk about the things I say
She hasn't got the faith or the guts to leave him
When they're standin' in each other's way
You're driven back now to places you've been to
You're wonderin' what you're gonna find
You know you've been wrong but it won't be long
Before you leave 'em all far behind
'Cause it's the new Mother Nature takin' over
It's the new splendid lady come to call
It's the new Mother Nature takin' over
She's gettin' us all
She's gettin' us all
Jocko said no when I came back last time
It's lookin' like I lost a friend
No use callin' 'cause the sky is fallin'
And I'm gettin' pretty near the end
A smoke-filled room in a corner basement
The situation must be right
A bag o' goodies and a bottle o' wine
We're gonna get it on right tonight
'Cause it's the new Mother Nature takin' over
It's the new splendid lady come to call
It's the new Mother Nature takin' over
She's gettin' us all
She's gettin' us all
{1st verse of "No Sugar Tonight" sung simultaneously with
1st verse of "New Mother Nature"}
Lonely feelin'
Jocko says yes and I believe him
Deep inside
When we talk about the things I say
Find a corner
She hasn't got the faith or the guts to leave him
Where I can hide
When they're standin' in each other's way
Silent footsteps
You're driven back now to places you've been to
Crowdin' me
You're wonderin' what you're gonna find
Sudden darkness
You know you've been wrong and it won't be long
But I can see
Before you leave 'em all far behind
'Cause it's the new Mother Nature takin' over
It's the new splendid lady come to call
It's the new Mother Nature takin' over
She's gettin' us all
She's gettin' us all
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow no no
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow no no
Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Da-un-do-dow dow
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