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i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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me2

I may go to Slayer with you - let me know if you need a date or Zeph comes back or someone else wants to buy your other ticket. Your seats are way nice!
Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:53 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Prince Guitar Solo - While My Guitar Gently Weeps

I've admired Prince for his playing ability for years... THIS performance is good, but at the end he crosses the line of stealing the spotlight on what was supposed to be a George Harrison tribute song with a group of superstars.
Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:18 PM Permalink
KITCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we6R3GGkTW8

A TheAfternoonDLight spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys song Empire State of Mind. Minnesota version... Rate, Comment, Subscribe!

Lyrics:

Yeah, yeah Im up in MN, city of St. Cloud

We border Canada, for that I am proud

East of the Dakotas, dont hate the north state

Thank us for Scotch tape, home of ten thousand lakes

The capital is St. Paul, hangin at the state fair

(feet are cold!)

The worlds largest twine ball, breathing in the cold air Fishin for that eel pout, huntin for that deer meat

You can catch the farmers when they harvest that whole grain wheat

Down W. Germain Street, all black grand prix

Turnin up the heat, and slide in the fresh CD

Neat, got it at Best Buy, Minnesota loves prince

Why do you steal CDs?, I only had four cents

Snows fallin from the sky, sky, normal snow flurry

See you slide by, you hit a patch of black ice

May we, give a shout out, yeah you know who we be

You can tell from our lyrics that we are TheAfternoonDLight

In Minnesota, frozen tundra that we are fond of

Theres nothing you cant do, in Minnesota

These lakes will make you feel brand new

Big trees will inspire you, life in Minnesota

-Sota, -sota

(I love the cold weather)

See me with a hat and jersey at the Vikings game

Man, Favre made the vikes more famous than the Yankees man

You should know the team who, has colors red and blue

Cause I got a box of crackers rootin for the Twins, dude

Welcome to the hottest spot, MOA where we shop

In the winter we can get, a DQ banana split

Jumping jack, Jumping jack, Jumping jack, now Im tired

Minnesota niceness, up here we know how to act

Youve heard the stories, miracle on ice

Herb Brooks glory, for the gold theres no price

Yeah we represent, Minnesota raised

The illest rhymes we spittin you know are grade A

Three degrees below, snowboard and ski

Santas at the mall, on his knee, patiently

I hope he will give me, a brand new handmade

Real colorful, and accurate to scale, map of

In Minnesota, frozen tundra that we are fond of

Theres nothing you cant do, in Minnesota

These lakes will make you feel brand new

Big trees will inspire you, life in Minnesota

-Sota, -sota

Good luck finding, real good finders

So they can find a way to kick

Our behind-as, just try if you please

Now go hide cowardly, we killed it on the last verse

To be on Christmas Eve, with the fam in St. Cloud

Will make you smile and it will never get old

Its too cold to be about, the city cause the sun is hardly shining in

Minnies gone mad, its that time of year again

Come and take a field trip, see the Mississippi

Enjoying the nature, just like a hippie

Or watch a concert down at the First Ave.

Havin more fun than you ever really should have

Too cool for school, Minnies high in education

Our states the best, dont need investigation

Joe Mauer hits rocket homers to the moon

Look pretty in Minnie, yeah the state of the common loon

In Minnesota, frozen tundra that we are fond of

Theres nothing you cant do, in Minnesota

These lakes will make you feel brand new

Big trees will inspire you, life in Minnesota

-Sota, -sota

One hand in the air for the twin cities

These lights on trees are lookin pretty

No state on the map can compare

Puttin your mittens in the air, everybody say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

In Minnesota, frozen tundra that we are fond of

Theres nothing you cant do, in Minnesota

These lakes will make you feel brand new

Big trees will inspire you, life in Minnesota

-Sota, -sota
Sun, 12/06/2009 - 9:09 PM Permalink
me2

thats cool

I'm in the DECEMBER somber SPIRIT

I like this movie and song

I watched a special on this family not too long ago and read up about her --- interesting and amazing tale....

ONCE UPON A DECEMBER

Dancing bears

Painted wings

Things I almost remember,

And a song someone sings

once upon a december

Someone holds me safe and warm,

horses prance through a silver storm,

Figures dancing gracefully,

across my memory,

Someone holds me safe and warm,

horses prance through a silver storm,

Figures dancing gracefully,

across my memory,

Far away, long ago

things I yern to remember

and a song someone sings

Once upon a December

And a song someone sings

Once upon a December
Sat, 12/12/2009 - 7:27 PM Permalink
zephyrus

For those of you like to pirate music, here is a band right up your alley.

Alestorm

You always see the european metal bands flaunting around in medieval garb and themes, but I have to say I have never seen a band before with a pirate theme.

Here is their "story" from their myspace page - to the tune of the theme song from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air...

Now, this is a story all about how our lives got flipped turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how we became the kings of True Scottish Pirate Metal.

In the east coast of Scotland, born and raised, on the playground was where we spend most of our days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all slaying some poseurs outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started shredding solos in our neighbourhood. We got in one little band and some Austrians got scared, they said "holy shit you're awesome here's a record deal".

We whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said 'YARRGH' and it had cannons in the mirror. If anything, we can say this cab was rare, but we thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo homes to Wacken!"

We pulled up to the stage about 7 or 8, and we yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later". We looked at our kingdom, we were finally there, to sit on our thrones as the kings of True Scottish Pirate Metal. :grin:
Sat, 12/19/2009 - 10:16 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Not bad. At first I thought you made a typo for Halestorm. Rock on duude :cool: I like them as well
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 2:53 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Okay, to break you out of the Christmas spirit, here is something completely different:

This is a power metal band from Germany. The singer, at times, reminds me of the early Helloween singer Michael Kiske.

Edguy

King of Fools
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgfgFpFaxgw&feature=related

What do you think when you spit in my face?

How does it feel to accuse and to haze?

Now look at me, I'm not one of your kind,

And I prefer to stay behind.

And walk the wicked way!

We don't wanna be like you,

Don't you get the King Of Fools?

We don't mind your life is trite,

You are the King Of Fools.

We are never gonna be like you,

We don't follow - King of Fools,

You're the blind who lead the blind.

And walk the wicked way!

You feel at ease as you flock with the masses,

What do you see with your heads in their asses?

Keep on railing at what I believe ,

Call me insane and I am proud to be.

And I walk the wicked way!

We don't wanna be like you,

Don't you get the King Of Fools,

We don't mind your life is trite,

You are the King Of Fools.

We are never gonna be like you,

We don't follow - King of fools,

You are the blind who lead the blind!

- Guitar Solo -

We don't wanna be like you,

Don't you get that King of Fools?

We don't mind your life is trite,

You are the King of Fools!

We are never gonna be like you,

We don't follow - King of fools,

You are the blind who lead the blind.

You are the King of Fools!
Sat, 12/26/2009 - 9:13 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Wow. They are pretty good :smile:
Sat, 12/26/2009 - 9:33 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

Kool old web site some of you mite like alot!!

It is all old time radio shows!!

http://www.otr.net/
Thu, 12/31/2009 - 1:13 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues

Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues

Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones

Put taps on your toes and get gone

Get rhythm when you get the blues

A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down

But he's got the dirtiest job in town

Bendin' low at the peoples' feet

On the windy corner of the dirty street

Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes

How'd he keep from gettin' the blues

He grinned as he raised his little head

Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said

Get rhythm when you get the blues

Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues

A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine

It'll shake all the trouble from your worried mind

Get rhythm when you get the blues

Get rhythm when you get the blues

Come on , get rhythm when you get the blues

Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones

Put taps on your toes and get gone

Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy

And I thought I was gonna jump for joy

Slapped on the shoe polish left and right

He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight

He stopped once to wipe the sweat away

I said you're a mighty little boy to be-a workin' that way

He said I like it with a big wide grin

Kept on a poppin' and he said again

Get rhythm when you get the blues

Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues

It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe

Does a million dollars worth of good for you

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 10:58 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

You have to love the man in Black!! Johnny Cash is the greatest!!
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 11:58 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Lynyrd Skynyrd God and Guns

Floyd was a trapper way back in the holler

Made moonshine so he could make a dollar

Six feet tall, dressed in overalls

And wore himself a long gray beard

People say Floyd came to town one day

But two law dogs got in his way

Floyd never hurt no one in his life

But they never came back this way

No, they never came back this way

And the people say...

Aye, aye, aye, aye hear the hound dogs moan

Aye, aye, aye, aye now that Floyd is long gone

And the creeper was a creepin' and the

souls they were hollerin' singin'

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye

The G-men came out to track him down

But the swamp was too deep, even one of them drowned

They sent in the hellhounds but

they turned around singing

How how how how how

And the people say...

Aye, aye, aye, aye hear the hound dogs moan

Aye, aye, aye, aye now that Floyd is long gone

And the creeper was a creepin' and the

souls they were hollerin' singin'

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Yeah the souls are they were cryin'

Yeah the creeper he was creepin'

Sherriff Boudreaux came to talk to his neighbors

All they could say is he was eaten by a gator

The legend lives on but Floyd he's at home singing

How how how how how

And the soul said...

Aye, aye, aye, aye hear the hound dogs moan

Aye, aye, aye, aye now that Floyd is long gone

Aye, aye, aye, aye now that Floyd is long gone

there's a full moon now

The moon was shinin' bright singing

Aye aye aye aye aye
Sat, 01/09/2010 - 1:45 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Very enjoyable. I seen it on the news last week. Good for them. Thanks for posting.
Tue, 01/12/2010 - 11:16 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Finally had a good tune stuck in my head....

Too many problems, the world can't solve

Too many people, no-one wants to be involved

(Lack of communication, back off)

Keep rearranging, it's all the same

Always saying, someone else is to blame

(Lack of communication, back off)

Look all around me, who's standin' tall

Hold tight, no-one's gonna answer your call

(Lack of communication, back off)

Put up our boundaries, we build our walls

It's alright, no-one's gonna change us at all

(Lack of communication, back off)

Time's passin' us by, we have our reason

No-one wants to try, we have our reason

Questions askin' why, we have our reason

Problems still arise, we have our reason... for

Back off !

You're so together, you fall apart

You never miss, when you're shootin' straight for the heart

(Lack of communication, back off)

You see it your way, I'll see it mine

Well, conversation is a useless change of line

(Lack of communication, back off)

Lack of communication, back off)

Lack of communication

(Lack of communication, back off)

Well, back off, well, back off

(Lack of communication, back off)

In the age of the modern man

(Lack of communication, back off)

We see the problems, we don't really understand

(Lack of communication, back off)

Well, lack of communication

(Lack of communication, back off)

Well, lack of communication

(Lack of communication, back off)

Well, lack of communication

(Lack of communication, back off)

Lack of communication

(Lack of communication, back off)

Back off, well, back off...

(Lack of communication, back off)
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:33 AM Permalink
zephyrus

You were so beautiful

Like a child, young and full of life

Seems a hundred years ago

You saw everything

So much more tragedy than good

You even watched the world grow cold

And even when your world was shakin'

Even when your breath was taken

Even when your blue eyes turned to gray

Small town debutantes and queens

Every woman has a name

Cocktail waitresses with dreams

Every woman has a name

And every girl whose love survives

A broken heart to stay alive

You signed your picture in the frame

Every woman has a name

You had your love affair

Some were perfect but most of them were pain

Seems a hundred years ago

It took you to the highest hill

Left you standing frozen in the rain

But still you feel the afterglow

And even when your world was shakin'

Even when your breath was taken

Even when your blue eyes turned to gray

Housewives cryin' on the phone

Every woman has a name

Sacred sisters all alone

Every woman has a name

And even on the coldest day

When the kids are gone, moved away

It's lonely now

There's no one there to hold your hand

And play

See it written on the grave

Every woman has a name
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:37 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Okay, last one...

First Date, Electricity

When you walk in, You Suck My Circuitry

Back It Up, With Attitude

When People Sweat it out, You Always Play It Cool

I Think I know You, I'm gonna Bet

That You like Superchunk, And Joan Jett

Get your quick fix, In My Car

You Got A sweet Tooth ,And I'm your chocolate bar

And it goes on and on and on and on

on and on and on and on

And I Say Heyyyyyyyyyy do you kiss on the first date (X 2)

Cause I Do, Cause I Do (X 2)

New York Dolls, On The Catwalk

I like the play it discreet, You only wanna shock

Spray paint your, tight jeans on

And cruise yourself, it don't feel wrong

So take a chance, give me a shot

You think I'm bluffing? I think I'm not

Get on your high heels, give me a heart attack

I got a question, for your sweet asss

And it goes on and on and on and on

On and on and on

And I Say Heyyyyyyyyyyy do you kiss on the first date ( X 2)

Cause I do, Do you too? Wanna do - it with you

If you do would you do what i do?

Well hello baby you are looking hot tonight!

Can I hold your hand? Thank you

Now this is what were gonna do on our date today, were gonna do all the things the other couples like to do.

Were gonna go to a movie, have some dinner, take a walk, look at the moonlight, Anything you wanna do baby. but i got a question:

Do you kiss on the first date?

Hey let's do it on the first date?

Hey what do you do on the first date?

Hey do you kiss on the first date?

Cause I do, Cause I do, Cause I do , Cause I do
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:41 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

cool tune! I like Ratt
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 2:23 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Me too, that was my favorite song of that album.

Yes. I said album.
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 2:37 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I take her home, it's late at night

She's lookin' good, hot tonight

And I wanna know, how far she goes

She gives the clue, I make my move

I got the rhythm in the groove

Slow at times, right tonight

(Chorus)

She wants money, she

She wants money, she wants money

She wants money, she wants money

She wants money
Sat, 01/16/2010 - 2:49 PM Permalink
zephyrus

-Synergy

-Virtual Future

Exploring dangerous new frontiers

in the new age of artistry

State of the art intelligence

disclose a new discovery

Secrets reveal schemes to dominate humanity

Carefully devising new genetic destinies

Look to the future through virtuality

escape into the illusions

Alter the outcome, create the aftermath

advance to a new... here after!

Conspiracy of the corporate spys to overtake

Access granted to trespassers, the sealers of fate

Time is a river winding steadily

down the path of tomorrow

You could drown if you're not prepared

for what's to come

Look to the future through virtuality

escape into the illusions

Alter the outcome, create the aftermath

Onward ahead, racing the day

transporting light years down the line

Deflecting adversary's reign

reformulating rival crimes

Time is a river winding steadily

down the path of tomorrow

You could drown if you're not prepared

for what's to come

Look to the future through virtuality

escape into the illusions

Alter the outcome, create the aftermath
Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:33 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:cool: :cool:
Wed, 02/10/2010 - 4:22 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Cool :smile:

Thanks Ian!
Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:45 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

ditto.... that was awesome
Wed, 02/10/2010 - 3:29 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

:cool:
Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:05 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I must concur with Mr. ClueMaster317. It rox my sox & stuff.
Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:52 PM Permalink
Clue Master

The melodic interludes persuade my body to groove uncontrollably

:cool: :pbpt:
Wed, 02/10/2010 - 11:55 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Gypsy

comming to the Midina ballroom soon :smile:
Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:42 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Like that tune.
Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:53 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

went looking for the cd its out of print or what ever you call it, so it's $85 don't like it that much.
Thu, 02/11/2010 - 11:47 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Nobody Home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OsA3xuMe6A

I've got a little black book with my poems in

Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in

When I'm a good dog

They sometimes throw me the bone in

I got elastic bands keepin' my shoes on

Got those swollen hand blues

I got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from

I've got electric light

And I've got second sight

I got amazing powers of observation

And that is how I know, when I try to get through

On the telephone to you, there'll be nobody home

I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns

Now all down the front of my favorite satin shirt

I've got nicotine stains on my fingers, I've got a silver spoon on a chain

Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains

I've got wild staring eyes

And I've got a strong urge to fly, but I got nowhere to fly to

Ooh, babe when I pick up the phone there is still nobody home

I've got a pair of Gohills boots and I got fading roots
Wed, 02/17/2010 - 7:08 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Best album ever!! :cool:
Wed, 02/17/2010 - 7:57 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

I will not die happy until Pink Floyd releases their 'Delicate Sound of Thunder' concert video in DVD or Blu-Ray format. I have a digital capture off a VHS tape - that performance for the band was HUGELY better than the Division Bell concert video.

'The Wall' is definitely Top 5 for my favorite albums of all time.
Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:48 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I feel the same way of The Wall concert video. I have the audio but no video. It's gotta be out there
Thu, 02/18/2010 - 8:52 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

I have that on video!! dude I just watched it the other day IT IS F--ing sweet!!!
Thu, 02/18/2010 - 11:32 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Professional quality?
Thu, 02/18/2010 - 1:44 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Friggen Hilarious!!
Sun, 02/21/2010 - 3:02 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Cooler!
Mon, 02/22/2010 - 5:57 AM Permalink
Clue Master

My two faves combined in one tune

WYWH w/ Zep beat

superden (3 weeks ago) why didnt they like create an album together,the whole world woudnt need presidents anymore man. wicked.
Wed, 02/24/2010 - 9:37 PM Permalink