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Answer the question with a question

Submitted by THX 1138 on

Try it! It's fun, it distracts your opponent, and at the very least will give you time to run away and hide.

 

THX 1138



Is something going to happen on Friday?

What do you evil underlings have planned?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:06 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

Why do you think we have something planned?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:21 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Should I think you have something planned?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:23 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

Can't I ask an innocent question without being suspected over overthrowing someone?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:24 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Are there any innocent questions with minions?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:28 PM Permalink
L. Lionne

But now we're back to the original question, am I a minion or am I not???

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:31 PM Permalink
THX 1138



I don't know, are you a minion?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:32 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Hey, maybe I'm the minion?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 7:35 PM Permalink
ares

ok then, but whose minion are you?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 10:24 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

Can't we just all get along?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 10:34 PM Permalink
ares

who's not getting along? and why am i not in bed?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 10:37 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

If everyone was getting along, would anyone really need to have minions?

Thu, 11/21/2002 - 11:42 PM Permalink
Frosti

I'm a minion, you're a minion, he's a minion, she's a minion, wouldn't you like to be a minion too?

Fri, 11/22/2002 - 6:24 AM Permalink
L. Lionne

Maybe I'm just a minion with an opinion, could that be right?

Fri, 11/22/2002 - 10:42 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Are you still here?

Fri, 11/22/2002 - 11:20 AM Permalink
ares

can you hear me now?

Fri, 11/22/2002 - 11:23 AM Permalink
Clue Master

So where was the beef anyway and who let those damn dogs out?

Fri, 11/22/2002 - 1:07 PM Permalink
me2

Is my plan for world domination falling apart?

Would you like to be dominated?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:21 AM Permalink
ares

wouldn't you like to be a minion too?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:21 AM Permalink
me2

Why didn't anyone call me and tell me you were having all this fun in this thread WITHOUT ME????

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:22 AM Permalink
ares

who's gonna be the dominatrix?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:22 AM Permalink
me2

I'm a minion, you're a minion, he's a minion, she's a minion, wouldn't you like to be a minion too?

Why can't I be a minion?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:22 AM Permalink
ares

wouldn't you rather be a miniette?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:23 AM Permalink
me2

Why don't you think I am not a 'mini m&m'?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:25 AM Permalink
ares

how am i supposed to answer that?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:27 AM Permalink
Terry

Very carefully?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:30 AM Permalink
me2

I totally fell into that, didn't I?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:36 AM Permalink
me2

Palina Joe?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:39 AM Permalink
ares

you need us to answer that for you?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:39 AM Permalink
me2

As if you can answer it?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:41 AM Permalink
Clue Master

As if he can't?

Why would you think he couldn't answer that?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 2:25 PM Permalink
ares

As if you can answer it?

didn't you know, sweetie, that there's an awful lot that i can answer about you?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:20 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

What's new pussycat?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:20 PM Permalink
ares

are you talking to me?

Sun, 11/24/2002 - 9:25 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

Do you really think I'd be calling you pussycat?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 12:05 AM Permalink
THX 1138



Who doesn't call ares pussycat?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 6:56 AM Permalink
ares

when did y'all startcalling me pussycat? wasn't it always ahhhh-reeeez?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 7:10 AM Permalink
THX 1138



What, you don't like "Pussycat ahhhh-reeeez"?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 7:13 AM Permalink
me2

Why would you think he couldn't answer that?

He is a man isn't he?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 1:03 PM Permalink
ares

lionness? is that you?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 1:10 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

Why do fools fall in love?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 1:27 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Because they're fools?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 1:54 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Why do only fools rush in?

Why can't we all rush in if we wanted to?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 6:02 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Because we're not fools?

Do you pity the fool?

Mon, 11/25/2002 - 8:09 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Who's more foolish, the fool, or the fool that follows the fool?

Tue, 11/26/2002 - 6:33 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

What is the sound of a fool clapping with one hand in the woods?

Tue, 11/26/2002 - 7:30 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Is it the same sound of a lonely Saturday night home alone?

If so, did anyone even hear the fool in the woods anyway?

Tue, 11/26/2002 - 10:16 AM Permalink
me2

What is the sound of a fool clapping with one hand in the woods?

Would that sound like a happy fool? What would he be doing with his other hand?

Tue, 11/26/2002 - 11:27 AM Permalink
ares

isn't that the sound of a lonely saturday nite that cluemaster was talking about?

Tue, 11/26/2002 - 11:38 AM Permalink