Submitted by THX 1138 on Mon, 03/11/2002 - 12:57 PM Forums Wampeters, Foma, and Granfalloons Try it! It's fun, it distracts your opponent, and at the very least will give you time to run away and hide. ares what if i told you i knew who she was? and that all i wanted was to know how jethro knew? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 5:27 PM Permalink Liquor Lady don't we all know how we know her? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 5:49 PM Permalink ares are you saying you know her in the biblical sense? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 6:05 PM Permalink Liquor Lady ummmmmm......would you like me to? ;) Thu, 02/20/2003 - 6:29 PM Permalink King Boreas aka Ian ummmmmm......would you like me to? ;) Oh my, what did I stumble into ? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 6:31 PM Permalink Liquor Lady hee hee! you wan't in on this too Ian? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 6:43 PM Permalink King Boreas aka Ian with jenna or you ? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 7:22 PM Permalink Liquor Lady didn't you just wanna watch? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 7:27 PM Permalink Artemis The Huntress Will Ian make sure the cameras are rolling? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 7:49 PM Permalink Artemis The Huntress Or would that be Novacaine running the camera? Would this be a palina joe? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 7:50 PM Permalink Allison Wonderland Is that who she is, a porn star? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 9:56 PM Permalink regman Thu, 02/20/2003 - 10:09 PM Permalink King Boreas aka Ian Will jethro be watching ? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 1:02 AM Permalink Liquor Lady can jethro handle it? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 7:01 AM Permalink ares why would you even want to know that? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 8:34 AM Permalink jethro bodine Will jethro be watching ? Oh, can I please?!!!!!!! Fri, 02/21/2003 - 8:48 AM Permalink Scribe I know you are but what am I? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 8:58 AM Permalink jethro bodine Yes indeed, what are YOU?!!!!!!! Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:05 AM Permalink ares i'm sorry. could you repeat that in the form of a question? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:07 AM Permalink Scribe I'm a you? Isn't that a bit harsh?:) Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:18 AM Permalink ares isn't a you a female sheep? or is that a ewe? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:22 AM Permalink jethro bodine i'm sorry. could you repeat that in the form of a question? Yes indeed, what are YOU?!!!!!!! Better? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:29 AM Permalink jethro bodine I'm a you? Isn't that a bit harsh?:) Isn't being a "YOU" better than being an "IT?" Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:31 AM Permalink me2 Isnt she a Lincoln anus Rex? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:35 AM Permalink Allison Wonderland AW, are you being honest about your lack of knowledge in this area or are you trying to hide something? Aren't I always honest? And if I was hiding something, don't you think it would be more interesting than mere porn? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 11:41 AM Permalink Liquor Lady Isn't porn sometimes interesting? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 11:55 AM Permalink me2 sometimes? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:15 PM Permalink ares you think its alwaysinteresting? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:18 PM Permalink ares can i? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:18 PM Permalink ares get this? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:18 PM Permalink ares joe? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:18 PM Permalink me2 palinajoe? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:22 PM Permalink me2 Subject: Work or play? A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is notsure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible," My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to minister... a married man, experienced....for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply....Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority..... a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge...A Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question and states," My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies," Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!" The Rabbi softly speaks," If sex were work...my wife would have the maid do it." So my question is...is it work or play to you? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:36 PM Permalink Allison Wonderland Isn't it a bit of both? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 2:04 PM Permalink Clue Master Wouldn't it depend if I'm drunk or not? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 6:19 PM Permalink ares are you saying you suffer from whiskey dick? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 6:22 PM Permalink me2 It's been 2 days, Is everyone afraid to comment after Ares? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:08 PM Permalink Liquor Lady I don't think I can comment on whiskey dick, can I? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:12 PM Permalink ares should they be afraid to comment after me? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:13 PM Permalink me2 should they be afraid to cum after me? ooops, thats not what you meant, was it? or, was it? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:23 PM Permalink ares i don't think so. would you rather have had me mean that? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:27 PM Permalink me2 Would you have liked to have meant that instead of what you meant? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:31 PM Permalink ares that depends, j. would you? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:34 PM Permalink me2 Soooo, If I would than you would? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 8:07 PM Permalink ares yes? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 8:12 PM Permalink me2 even if I said yes shouldn't YOUR answer be NO? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 8:22 PM Permalink ares that depends. what was the original question again? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 8:25 PM Permalink me2 I thought you had a great memory? Mon, 02/24/2003 - 8:44 AM Permalink ares yeah but i'm getting old. don't you remember me telling you that? Mon, 02/24/2003 - 8:49 AM Permalink me2 well, obviously, YOU remember it? Mon, 02/24/2003 - 8:56 AM Permalink Pagination « First page ‹ Previous page … 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 … › Next page » Last page
ares what if i told you i knew who she was? and that all i wanted was to know how jethro knew? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 5:27 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian ummmmmm......would you like me to? ;) Oh my, what did I stumble into ? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 6:31 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress Or would that be Novacaine running the camera? Would this be a palina joe? Thu, 02/20/2003 - 7:50 PM Permalink
jethro bodine i'm sorry. could you repeat that in the form of a question? Yes indeed, what are YOU?!!!!!!! Better? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:29 AM Permalink
jethro bodine I'm a you? Isn't that a bit harsh?:) Isn't being a "YOU" better than being an "IT?" Fri, 02/21/2003 - 9:31 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland AW, are you being honest about your lack of knowledge in this area or are you trying to hide something? Aren't I always honest? And if I was hiding something, don't you think it would be more interesting than mere porn? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 11:41 AM Permalink
me2 Subject: Work or play? A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is notsure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible," My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to minister... a married man, experienced....for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply....Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority..... a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge...A Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question and states," My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies," Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!" The Rabbi softly speaks," If sex were work...my wife would have the maid do it." So my question is...is it work or play to you? Fri, 02/21/2003 - 12:36 PM Permalink
me2 should they be afraid to cum after me? ooops, thats not what you meant, was it? or, was it? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:23 PM Permalink
me2 Would you have liked to have meant that instead of what you meant? Sun, 02/23/2003 - 7:31 PM Permalink
ares yeah but i'm getting old. don't you remember me telling you that? Mon, 02/24/2003 - 8:49 AM Permalink
what if i told you i knew who she was? and that all i wanted was to know how jethro knew?
don't we all know how we know her?
are you saying you know her in the biblical sense?
ummmmmm......would you like me to? ;)
ummmmmm......would you like me to? ;)
Oh my, what did I stumble into ?
hee hee! you wan't in on this too Ian?
with jenna or you ?
didn't you just wanna watch?
Will Ian make sure the cameras are rolling?
Or would that be Novacaine running the camera?
Would this be a palina joe?
Is that who she is, a porn star?
Will jethro be watching ?
can jethro handle it?
why would you even want to know that?
Will jethro be watching ?
Oh, can I please?!!!!!!!
I know you are but what am I?
Yes indeed, what are YOU?!!!!!!!
i'm sorry. could you repeat that in the form of a question?
I'm a you? Isn't that a bit harsh?:)
isn't a you a female sheep? or is that a ewe?
i'm sorry. could you repeat that in the form of a question?
Yes indeed, what are YOU?!!!!!!!
Better?
I'm a you? Isn't that a bit harsh?:)
Isn't being a "YOU" better than being an "IT?"
Isnt she a Lincoln anus Rex?
AW, are you being honest about your lack of knowledge in this area or are you trying to hide something?
Aren't I always honest? And if I was hiding something, don't you think it would be more interesting than mere porn?
Isn't porn sometimes interesting?
sometimes?
you think its alwaysinteresting?
can i?
get this?
joe?
palinajoe?
Subject: Work or play?
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is notsure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question.
The priest says after consulting the Bible," My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to minister... a married man, experienced....for the answer.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply....Sex is work and not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority..... a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge...A Rabbi.
The Rabbi ponders the question and states," My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies," Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!"
The Rabbi softly speaks," If sex were work...my wife would have the maid do it."
So my question is...is it work or play to you?
Isn't it a bit of both?
Wouldn't it depend if I'm drunk or not?
are you saying you suffer from whiskey dick?
It's been 2 days, Is everyone afraid to comment after Ares?
I don't think I can comment on whiskey dick, can I?
should they be afraid to comment after me?
should they be afraid to cum after me?
ooops, thats not what you meant, was it? or, was it?
i don't think so. would you rather have had me mean that?
Would you have liked to have meant that instead of what you meant?
that depends, j. would you?
Soooo, If I would than you would?
yes?
even if I said yes shouldn't YOUR answer be NO?
that depends. what was the original question again?
I thought you had a great memory?
yeah but i'm getting old. don't you remember me telling you that?
well, obviously, YOU remember it?